r/funny • u/laxusdreyarligh • 4h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/callmecoach53 3h ago

A billionaire after reincarnating as a cat.

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u/10stinsauce 3h ago

You’re wrong because he let some of it fall down so others can have it.

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u/Gozzylord 2h ago

That's trickle down economics for you!

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u/k0rso 2h ago

The golden trickle

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u/GrumpyCloud93 19m ago

Trickle down economics works so well, it's like a golden shower from the rich unto the poor.

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u/TheHyperCombo 2h ago

He took the whole bowl for himself while leaving the scraps for the rest. If anything, that's accurate af.

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u/BerlinBorough2 1h ago

Billionaire cat would have struck a deal with the human to have exclusive distribution rights in the EMEA (Europe, MEow, Africa) region for the cat food and then charged double for it. Also while taking out a huge loan using the cat food as a collateral asset so they can also buy all the dog food to hedge.

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 1h ago

My cat was a filthy billionaire? Time to kick her out into the streets and see if it was just luck and nepotism the first time. 

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u/Equivalent-Drag-64 1h ago

It was promised to cat 3000 years ago.