r/Damnthatsinteresting Aug 07 '26

Video A peruvian long haired guinea pig.

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u/inspirationalSloth Aug 07 '26

It’s a guineawig

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Aug 07 '26

Vote for Pedro

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u/Pergod Aug 07 '26

We in Peru did vote for Pedro. He in jail now.

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u/Mlabonte21 Aug 07 '26

He’ll make all your dreams come true

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u/echo_nightmare_black Aug 07 '26

I thought this and was certain it would already be mentioned.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Aug 07 '26

Very presidential.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 Aug 07 '26

Lil' bro has better hair than me 😭

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u/ChymChymX Aug 07 '26

The question is how did he afford a flight from Peru to Turkey to get his procedure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/PatientStations Aug 07 '26

Bro got the international hair transplant package, donor included. 😭

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u/balls4xx Aug 07 '26

Then he became donor kebab

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Aug 07 '26

Maybe she's born with it?

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u/Tricky_Football_6586 Aug 07 '26

That remark stands Head & Shoulders above the rest.

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u/Warm_tamperture32 Aug 07 '26

Maybe she's cavia Porcellene

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u/MaleficentPlate69 Aug 07 '26

Turkish Hairlines had a sale recently.

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u/badgerj Aug 07 '26

Same way Paddington did? 🤣🤣💀

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 Aug 07 '26

Have you heard of Peruvian marching powder?

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u/One_Advantage793 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

I seriously thought it was a video of someone brushing out some kind of partial wig or toupee when I first saw it.

Edited to fix the common phone fat finger ai instead of I because people keep telling me not to pay attention to AI. Jeez! Mistake purely my own human brain!

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u/DieselHouseCat Aug 07 '26

His name can just be Toupee.

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u/CHSummers Aug 07 '26

Ahem. Hair System.

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u/Corfiz74 Aug 07 '26

I thought it was Cousin Itt from the Adams Family.

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u/lord-dinglebury Aug 07 '26

Lil' bro is like a tiny walking Pantene commercial.

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 07 '26

Cannnnnnn I wear a Guinea pig on my head? 🤔

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u/RoboDae Aug 07 '26

An alternate Ratatouille

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u/ImSolidGold Aug 07 '26

"Sir, your wig squeeks." "Jerry, stop squeeking!" "Squeeks"

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u/shroomiedoo Aug 07 '26

Bros hair is glossy as fuck

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u/Bluecif Aug 07 '26

That's a living wig....

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u/bc_gamez Aug 07 '26

Train him to sit still on your head. Do you know Spanish?

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u/froggz01 Aug 07 '26

Siéntate en mi cabeza, Peluca.

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u/Kingkongcrapper Aug 07 '26

Gets paid to be a living toupee on the weekends.

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u/efcomovil Aug 07 '26

Lil bro has hair

Sad bald noises

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid Aug 07 '26

Cuy Fabio has entered the Chat.

BTW:

In Latin America, cuy (spelled cui in some regional variants) most commonly refers to the guinea pig, a domesticated rodent native to the Andean region that is traditionally raised and eaten as a high-protein delicacy.

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u/shadoeweever Aug 07 '26

Found the Fabio joke, I feel better now. Little guy just needs to watch out for geese

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u/ArmpitofD00m Aug 07 '26

No problem, my guy will sit up top comfortably and make it look like a fine center part.

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u/HyenDry Aug 07 '26

Lil bro looks like me

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u/pratpulsar Aug 07 '26

Lil bro eats pure protein...

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u/marleiahxdayze Aug 07 '26

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

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u/nicoznico Aug 07 '26

Bro looks like Cousin Itt from Adams Family

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 07 '26

I want to know its hair routine. My hair ain’t as shiny and lustrous.

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u/lightr3nd Aug 07 '26

Soul Glo'!

... I think he'd rock in product commercial! Just put him in front of a fan on a slowly rotating table and let the camera loose on this handsome mf.

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u/gorginhanson Aug 07 '26

nice try OP i recognize a Maybelline ad when I see one

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u/SeanOfTheDead1313 Aug 07 '26

Because tonight will be the night that I fall for yew

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u/marleiahxdayze Aug 07 '26

OVER AGAIIIIIN, don’t mayhke me change moi mind

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u/inspectorseantime Aug 07 '26

>tonoight

>noight

FTFY

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u/CH49FE Aug 07 '26

And he cleans the floors as he walks too!

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u/Dry_Peen15 Aug 07 '26

I'm thinking the entire underside of that thing is covered with piss and shit

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u/unlikemike123 Aug 07 '26

Probably not this specific one but other longhairs that don't get brushed every 30 seconds might lol

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u/Hyperaeon2 Aug 07 '26

This one is way too groomed for that. 💅💇

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u/xdianaaxx Aug 08 '26

They get dirty so fast. My log haired guinea pig gets a butt trim every now and then

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u/Kazodex Aug 07 '26

I mean, that’s just rodents in general

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u/unleashtheraven1 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Is that where toupees come from?

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u/doctormink Aug 07 '26

Right? It’s like a little wig with legs!

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u/No-Respond-900 Aug 07 '26

don’t wear it atop your head or a harpy eagle might snatch it and expose your dome

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u/Recent-Singer8146 Aug 07 '26

I like the lore and world building of living toupees

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u/Kitchen_Implement23 Aug 07 '26

Is this a tupee farm?

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u/AmputeeHandModel Aug 07 '26

*Toupees, no apo'strophe's for plural's.

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u/Secure-Net4296 Aug 07 '26

My goodness 🥰❤️‍🔥

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u/AaronicNation Aug 07 '26

Looks like Cousin It's dog.

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u/Just_Periwinkle Aug 07 '26

Looks like it.

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u/InvictvsNox Aug 07 '26

That is a guinea wig.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

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u/efrav Aug 07 '26

Here in Colombia they are called Cuys, close enough to cuyos lol

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Aug 07 '26

Maybe she's born with it.

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u/SnooTangerines7026 Aug 07 '26

No, that's a tribble.

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u/Buzz1ight Aug 07 '26

At least they scare off the Klingons.

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u/whiff_EK Aug 07 '26

I don't know hardly anything about Star Trek at all and I still said "Isn't that a tribble?"

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Aug 07 '26

And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no tribble at all.

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u/elMurpherino Aug 07 '26

Looks like trouble.

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u/LazyAssHiker Aug 07 '26

Looks like Kat Williams

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u/DavieStBaconStan Aug 07 '26

Taller than him too

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u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 Aug 07 '26

Put a bedazzled purple pimp hat and cane and got the whole look

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u/jjnib Aug 07 '26

Don't they eat them there?

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u/waluigieWAAH Aug 07 '26

They were domesticated to be food. Then the Europeans came and made them pets

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u/MaddysinLeigh Aug 07 '26

Iirc Europeans only kept them as pets after also using them as food.

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u/Julesvernevienna Aug 07 '26

you were also summoned by a friend?🤣

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u/MaddysinLeigh Aug 07 '26

No I just get recommended Guinea pig stuff a lot

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow Aug 07 '26

Probably one of the least evil things Europeans did down there.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 Aug 07 '26

Once you shave it, there isn’t much left to eat though.

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u/Skratt79 Aug 07 '26

These things are so fat calorie dense 1 feeds 4 people, you need to eat potatoes with them to absorb the fat. They are the gamiest little buggers too.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 Aug 07 '26

Thanks for the insight, but I never thought about eating a guinea pig. But I like tats.

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u/wezelboy Aug 07 '26

Not sure about Peru, but definitely in Ecuador.

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u/dolemutt Aug 07 '26

Chewbacca with four legs

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u/Realistic_Habit8909 Aug 07 '26

Thank you! Can’t believe no one else saw this

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u/El_Dief Aug 07 '26

Baby Yoda, meet baby Chewie.

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u/grungegoth Aug 07 '26

I unknowingly ate guinea pig at a hotel buffet in Quito

tastes like ... small birds, or chicken

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u/CitizenHuman Aug 07 '26

My dad also unknowingly ate it like 40 years ago. He was told it was rabbit.

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u/slackfrop Aug 07 '26

Yeah, cuy. Very common in Peru. I declined trying it.

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u/Wasatcher Aug 07 '26

My sister and I had pet rabbits growing up but we ate all the offspring. My dad told her it was chicken in the rabbit stew for years until she came home from school early one day while we were halfway through butchering them 😭. After the secret was out we had whole rabbit and she ate something else lol

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u/KancroVantas Aug 07 '26

Oh that first sentence cracked me up! Is so messed up! Addams family vibes.

“Oh we had pets! We just ate all their children”

record scratch

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u/highfiveselfoh Aug 07 '26

I really don’t like eating meat much less exploring types I’m not used to…I’d be so sad to unknowingly eat guinea pig.

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u/Hilton5star Aug 07 '26

Well, it is what they were bred for.

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u/stillsympin Aug 07 '26

Yeah it's the same as keep rabbits for meat. Very common in that area, especially the further you get from touristy stuff.

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u/Ha1lStorm Aug 07 '26

My dad tricked me into eating calf fries / Rocky Mountain oysters as a kid. I thought they were delicious until he told me what they were.

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u/VascoJSC Aug 07 '26

They were originally domesticated for meat. They eat grass (which humans cannot) and turn the indigestable fibers of tough mountain grasses into protein, they also grow quickly and reproduce quickly. Makes sense the Andean cultures would domesticate them.

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u/TheStarsMist Aug 07 '26

One thing many don't think of about this cultural staple of many South American countries is that they also do not have access to large grazing pastures. It is easier to raise the small mammals vs the flat acerage needs of big mammals. I haven't had cuy yet either.

Though when you look at this based on topography being far more varied it makes sense why they raise them for meat.

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u/TheGrundleGrabber Aug 07 '26

I’m not vegan and probably never will be, but your comment made me think: if we invented a machine that could create food out of inedible substances, we’d consider it an incredible scientific breakthrough.

This is essentially how we use many livestock animals: as biological machines that convert grass and otherwise unusable plant matter into food. I don’t know that I feel great about that. I’d never thought of it in those terms before reading your comment. I know that’s not what you were getting at, but this shit lowkey fucked me up.

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u/Throwitaway252501 Aug 07 '26

Many animals have the same issue and it's why they eat meat. It's natural for us to eat meat, and there's nothing morally wrong with that Biology. The issue is, we know how to raise and butcher meat ethically, but we don't because that costs more money than capitalism is willing to part with. People should try to eat less meat and choose more sustainable meats where they can, not because eating meat itself is wrong, but the production of meat under capitalism is unethical. 

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u/TheGrundleGrabber Aug 07 '26

Great comment. I think reducing consumption is ideal because it seems quite possible that even under a more ethical economic system, it may be infeasible to ethically produce the required amount of meat.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Aug 07 '26

this begs the question, is there any ethical consumption under capitalism?

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u/MagicCaps69420 Aug 07 '26

We’re so removed from knowing what it’s like to harvest animals for food. I don’t mean to be graphic but for example it breaks my heart every time I put a knife through a lobster’s head to make a lobster roll. I grew up with chickens too and when we would kill them to eat was always awful. If you eat meat I think that’s something you should experience just to know what happens if you choose to consume animal products.

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u/Western_Scenario Aug 07 '26

They call it “cuy” in Perú.

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets Aug 07 '26

I couldn’t bring myself to eat one while in Peru or Bolivia. Llama, on the other hand…is pretty damn tasty lol.

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u/KimJongKillest Aug 07 '26

I feel Puerto Rican with this hair

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u/SuperFrylock Aug 07 '26

Ricaaaan! Bidi bidi bidi bidi...

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u/FunBat6170 Aug 07 '26

Cousin IT

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u/MorePhinsThyme Aug 07 '26

Nah, this is definitely Cousin What, Itt's son.

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u/DianeDesRivieres Aug 07 '26

Sadly, no squeek.

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u/EveRPGames Aug 07 '26

I turned the sound on for the trills! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/yupyupnopewhat Aug 07 '26

I turned the volume way up, hoping

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u/Appathesamurai Aug 07 '26

That is one handsome little man

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u/darkoath Aug 07 '26

Can you train him to sit still on my head?

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u/CommunicationNew3745 Aug 07 '26

The 'chicken of the Andes'

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u/NerdizardGo Aug 07 '26

Can't fool me, that's a newborn wookie.

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u/RutabagaUnlucky3420 Aug 07 '26

Had to scroll way far down for this. 

getting all solo action with that hair day

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u/Several-Squash9871 Aug 07 '26

Would have been funny if it was just someone poking their head through the top of the table when they panned around to the front. 

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u/Mslabarre Aug 07 '26

I was pretty sure that was what I was about to see.

For several minutes now, I’ve been sitting here trying to decide if I am more disappointed, because I was wrong, or glad, because it was actually a cute little critter…🙃

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u/CitizenHuman Aug 07 '26

Can this be donated? Asking for a friend.

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u/Day32JustAMyrKat Aug 07 '26

Locks of Love.

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u/Ill_Maintenance_362 Aug 07 '26

It’s a coronet guinea pig. It has one rosette on its crown. A peruvian guinea pig has 2-3 rosettes to cause the hair to grow over the head and cover the face/eyes. A silkie guinea pig has no rosettes and the hair flows smoothly back from the crown.

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u/Toad-a-sow Aug 07 '26

Quick! Grab a pan flute!

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u/The96kHz Aug 07 '26

I'M SO STARTLED!

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u/Critical_Classic_921 Aug 07 '26

Oh god it’s the Guinea Pirates!

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u/Classic_Response_685 Aug 07 '26

I thought that was my girls weave at the beginning.

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u/SKEYES1102 Aug 07 '26

Multi purpose…pet/toupee.

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u/Orangutanion Aug 07 '26

I should text her

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u/rodflanders19 Aug 07 '26

South Park Peruvian Guinea Pig vibes

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u/a_sedated_moose Aug 07 '26

That's a sentient toupee

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u/Waste-Egg-2095 Aug 07 '26

If he was still in Peru they would eat him for dinner 😬

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u/NeedsMoreCatsPlease Aug 07 '26

Some dude out there dreams of a toupee like this

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u/Live-Collection3018 Aug 07 '26

Pretty sure my uncle used to wear that on his head.

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u/Dirtsurgeon1 Aug 07 '26

It’s what’s for dinner.

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u/BasilHorror4345 Aug 07 '26

Who is this diva!?

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Aug 07 '26

That is Cousin It

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u/deepcaca Aug 07 '26

Cousin It's pet.

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u/cvele89 Aug 07 '26

If Cousin It had a kid...

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u/Vinit999 Aug 07 '26

At first glance it seemed a woman's hair is being brushed

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Aug 07 '26

can we make wigs from their hair?

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u/pacoali Aug 07 '26

Like a rabbit without ears.

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u/Scatterbreaker Aug 07 '26

You could just drop this little guy on a bald dude‘s head and I think that would work just fine

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u/Acrobatic-Code2038 Aug 07 '26

It's cousin IT. 😂

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u/cjacksen Aug 07 '26

Cousin It's babies.

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u/maverick4002 Aug 07 '26

I ate this last year while in Lima. It was the first time I felt ~sick and ive been to 31 countries. Had to take some pestobismol chewables for the first time ever

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u/HndsDwnThBest Aug 07 '26

In peru they eat these....

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u/notfunnysince21 Aug 07 '26

Waiting for this thing to sing a Beatles tune.

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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 Aug 07 '26

A Chewbacca nose

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u/Pumbaasliferaft Aug 07 '26

Stop playing with your food

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 Aug 07 '26

That’s dinner in Equador

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u/frogmicky Aug 07 '26

Doesn't the hair get stuck in your teeth sometimes?

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u/KiwiSuch9951 Aug 07 '26

Hair squig

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u/dazzathomas Aug 07 '26

Its giving Cousin IT from Addams Family

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u/quadraticcheese Aug 07 '26

Looks like Katt Williams

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u/Aromatic-Prompt-6034 Aug 07 '26

An ecudorian delicase.

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u/YaThatsMe569 Aug 07 '26

Ya they eat those

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u/Puma_202020 Aug 07 '26

Delicious.

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u/westdan2 Aug 07 '26

They are so caring of their dinner

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Aug 07 '26

In Peru this is dinner.

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u/TaylorGang777 Aug 07 '26

They eat those forgot what the dish is called

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u/Mascbro26 Aug 07 '26

I thought that ate these in Peru?

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u/hamsolo19 Aug 07 '26

That is one illustrious pig.

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u/Charlie_NLG Aug 07 '26

It’s Giving me queen

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u/FriendOk3237 Aug 07 '26

but they eat them.

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u/PsychosomaticSpiral Aug 07 '26

That’s a wig with legs

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u/UCFknight2016 Aug 07 '26

I worked with a guy from Peru who says they call these 'cuy' and they taste really good.

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 Aug 07 '26

You know they eat those things in Peru…

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u/YaBoiMandatoryToms Aug 07 '26

Peruvian guinea you say, someone needs to prep the kitchen for some Cuí.

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u/Usual_Award Aug 07 '26

Pimp status.

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u/Plane-Cry8518 Aug 07 '26

Omg, your hair looks so beautiful.

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u/Pale_Will_5239 Aug 07 '26

Bitch is fabulous!!

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 Aug 07 '26

Fabio in the front, Cousin It in the back

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

He would taste good I bet

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u/fdb435 Aug 07 '26

Little mop