The oldest known sentence written in the Canaanite alphabet, found on a 3,800-year-old ivory comb, translates to: "May this tusk root out the lice of the hair and the beard.

[u/bortakci34]

[u/Luciferousllamas]

Ancient problems require ancient solutions

[u/VirginiaLuthier]

Well that's a nitpicky slogan if ever I've heard one

[u/BA_Bones_33]

That’s a magic comb. I bet the wizard had the silkiest beard

[u/rocket_beer]

MF DOOM Born Like This

[u/user10205]

irl enchantment

[u/iDrGonzo]

Q,W,X,V have been in it for the long haul.

[u/PristineWorker8291]

I am loving this! Would be cool to engrave that on a flea comb.

[u/God_Bless_A_Merkin]

It wasn’t lice, it was crabs. That’s what you get for going down on Gomer.