how you say cucumbers is how my friends make fun of me bcs i worked outside of my home country forever, and I genuinely just forget words in my language and do the how do you say and just say it in either english or spanish
one of the funniest scam goddess eps came from hillaria's lying ass, whenever my friends fuck with me I relisten to it and I still cry loaugh for the nth time
The Hilaria Baldwin stuff is still so funny to me bc I remember finding out she was faking it like a year before it went viral because I found some snarky soccer mom message boards actively discussing it/her for months. Oh they haaaated her lol
I loved it when it all went down bc it was the same week as Armie Hammer cannibal gate and it was the much needed light, stupid drama counterweight to all of that.
It was absolutely surreal. There’s no way to properly convey how much of a slow motion train wreck it was in real time. I have never had that much second hand embarrassment before or since.
SAME my family was so confused, like she's not really singing?? Then I remember she blamed her band right after and my musician stepdad was like, oh fuck no
Despite the lack of vertical movement, most anthropologists agree this motion constitutes a proto-67, helping to distinguish the era from earlier dougie based cultures.
Remember when someone (I think it was John Mayer?) ended up not being in the video because they record themselves singing the Ariana Grande song instead 🤣
In her wedding vows she said that caveman was the type of person she would’ve wanted to know in high school because despite being the star athlete, he’d sit with the less popular kids 😍 She’s still obsessed with the idea of high school while pushing 40.
Well, same with the "your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married" thing... when on top of that, iirc she only has an honorary degree? Not knocking that at all, not everybody needs or wants a degree, but the high school obsession and "teacher" persona from someone who was homeschooled and then never went to college is a very odd fixation.
Mind you, that also means this man's the more educated of the two.
i still think about the panicked cut to chris tucker after kanye west said “george bush doesn’t care about black people” during the hurricane katrina telethon.
for our young pop culture aficionados, this was an iconic moment to watch live on a giant TV, flipping open our phones to eagerly text our friends “omg did you see that”
This was shortly after Dominic West (pictured) got caught having an affair with Lily James.l I think he's hiding from photogs. Then I think he and his wife had a press conference about their marriage or something.
I don’t know why all the comments are saying that he hid in the bushes when he was caught cheating on his wife. What actually happened is way funnier than that.
Dominic West got caught cheating on his wife with his costar Lily James while filming on location, so in a desperate and ill-fated attempt to kill the story, about a month later he called the paparazzi to his house first thing in the morning and staged a “candid” kiss with his wife on their front porch. Then, he sent a severely underpaid assistant to awkwardly deliver a very casual, very normal, very convincing handwritten note from Dominic and his wife declaring that their marriage was strong and they would be staying together.
A few days later, Dominic was jogging near his home when he saw the press and suddenly dove into the bushes to hide. When a reporter asked if he was okay, he started shouting, “We're fine, thank you very much, yes we are! Things are OK between us! We don't need any advice from anyone, thank you!”
That’s what this photo is. It’s one of my favorite things and I am obsessed with it.
The "hE cOuLd'Ve KiLlEd HiM" discourse was something. I do think Will could've waited till after the show, and yes if he hit Chris the wrong way, it could've killed him. But it was just such a crazy thing for people to tweet with a straight face.
I thought it was just a bit for a solid 72 hrs and didn’t understand why everyone was tripping over themselves to put out think pieces on it. I still think that was so overblown.
This one makes me cringe so badly because the point she wanted to make was a good one and she fumbled the execution worse than I could have ever thought possible
Her existence makes me sad because she had her childhood robbed from her and I don’t think she ever stood a chance to be normal… her mother started bleaching her hair when she was 2 years old!! Her mother is a monster and it’s disgusting she never had any consequences… what I hope for jojo is she can take her money and retire quietly and happy…
When lana del rey released that question for the culture calling out Black women/women of color for making music just about sex and then proceeded to refer to herself as someone hated just because she's glamorous and makes music about imperfect relationships lmaooo
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In the song that was the name for this tour, Welcome 2 America, he has these lyrics, which I imagine are about her. LOL Prince doesn't give a fuck.
"Welcome to America Go to school to become a celebrity But don't be late (F-A-M-O-U-S) And everybody and they mama got a sex tape"
i was at that concert at MSG when it happened and had noooo clue who she was, so i was totally confused abt why this random non-dancing chick was defiling prince’s stage lmaooo. the audience ROARED after he kicked her off!!
I just want to say that it was their manager who forced them to lip sync (with knowledge of the record company, who did that with others, as well), and he “outed” them when they asked to actually start singing or make more money since their manager was embezzling from them too. As if they could have set it up and carried it off themselves -- only the managers and record companies could do that at that time.
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A celebrity reacting to a celebrity, but Christian Slater’s reaction to Tom Hiddleston’s acceptance speech is perfection.
Nothing. He was just nervous. He spoke about his work for UNICEF in Sudan and said something along the lines of "I am glad I can at least help the workers there with my work that will distract them" or something and it came out a bit wrong.
It is still hilarious to me that such a good guy as Tom is reminded stuff like that while Slater, whose reaction is mentioned, and who took drugs and punched his girlfriend, gets to judge....
Like how he stood behind Trump and jumped and tried to make an X at a political rally, or when he livestreamed an online game and people trolled him relentlessly until he quit, or how he walked into Twitter headquarters after he bought it carrying a sink and said "let that sink in" as a joke only he understood.
the vid of usher and a bunch of other ppl singing expect he was told that his vid wld be placed in the middle when rly he was put in the bottom left corner
Piers Morgan trying to undermine a woman off Love Island by asking her to quote “Pythagoras’ theorem to the nearest 5 decimal places” (?) and she has no idea, obviously. A co anchor replies to Piers saying “do YOU know that?” and then he goes “it’s 3.147” and the studio silence HANGS in the air because he’s quoting Pi INCORRECTLY and then springs up correcting himself it’s sooooo embarrassing
lol I wish this was true bc it’s so on brand for the kardashians but this was debunked as a made-up tweet and Kris (unfortunately) didn’t actually write that
She initially claimed she was checking the car seat and most recently she said she actually just wanted to show off her outfit first because North didn’t match hers (?????) like how is this better, Kimberly?!
The Dave Matthews Band dumping their septic tank and 800lbs of waste onto an Architecture Boat Tour in 2004. It took them a long, long time to come back to Chicago.
eta: Wikipedia article for anyone who wants it, and an obligatory Onion headline.
I don't know if there's actually a documentary called 'The Crappening' in the works but that sounds hilarious and right in line with our sense of humor.
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