r/Fauxmoi • u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist • 16h ago
FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Parents are taking their children to see R-rated horror film Buddy thinking it’s a kids movie
https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/parents-are-taking-their-children-to-see-r-rated-horror-film-buddy-thinking-its-a-kids-movie-3406819/254
u/sarcastic_patriot 16h ago
Because a lot of people are dumb as shit.
Just like the parents bringing their kids to Sausage Party or Ted.
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u/Agitated-Branch8038 15h ago
Can confirm. Went to a friends birthday in 5th grade and her mom bought ten, ten year old girls movie tickets to see Scary Movie (1). Safe to say we learned a lot that day. Also had a friend who couldn’t play with dolls because her dad took her to see Chuckie. Some parents are just I have no idea like not all there?
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u/AmyXBlue 8h ago
The Chuckie one, I am reminded of an old friend who's mom made her watch Chuckie as a kid because her mom wanted my friend to be afraid of dolls like her. So dad was possibly being a sick to put in that fear for his kid
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u/whatwhatwhat82 1h ago
Haha did you like the movie? I secretly watched that movie when I was like 11 and I loved it actually
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u/SilverRaincoat 12h ago
I worked at a movie theatre during Sausage Party. Parents were NOT happy lol I hated that movie so much
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u/here_involuntarily 3h ago
Hey so when you say "taking them to" are they actually seeing this in the cinema?
In the UK you need ID for tickets for age restricted movies. Do movie theatre people not say "oh hey so this is R rated and your child is clearly a child please leave?"
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u/XxxGoldDustWomanxxX Fauxmarxist 16h ago
Sausage Party all over again lmao
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u/WowThisIsAwkward_ 16h ago
When I first heard of Sausage Party, I originally thought it was the title of a gay porno that for some reason became a meme. I was surprised when finding out it is a mainstream film with animated foods fucking.
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u/NotAQueefAKhaleesi does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 15h ago
I was similarly confused as a teen when Midnight Meat Train was in the horror section on our cable’s on-demand system, and even more surprised that it was actually a horror movie (and Bradley Cooper’s in it?). It’s now one of my favorite things to get people to look up because it’s weird as hell.
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u/AltTea94 15h ago
i love that film so much, a friend put it on when we were on acid in our teens (i know)
what the hell is that ending?!
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u/IfEverWasIfNever 15h ago
I remember being in the theater with my boyfriend and when it got to the orgy scene a dad stood up and said, "That's enough!" and he and the mom dragged a pre-teen out of the theater so yeah people absolutely brought their kids. Not many, but enough.
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u/notalem0n 15h ago
..isn’t that near the end of the movie???
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u/bath-lady 12h ago
they really watched a douche rape a juice box (I think?) and were like "yeah this is fine for my kid'
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u/Commercial-Cut-111 16h ago
Don’t worry, the same parents (with total lack of media comprehension) took them to see Five Nights at Freddy’s first to ease them in.
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u/Tiny-Jicama-9148 16h ago
I worked the box office year The Watchmen came out.
So many parents upset thinking they were bringing their kids to a super hero movie with just a couple F bombs in it.
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u/Thabrianking 15h ago
Oh boy I watched that movie when I was 10 and I was shocked at how graphic it was but I’ve come to appreciate it. Same with Kick-Ass in 2010. I genuinely think those R rated superhero movies were ahead of their time
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u/Tiny-Jicama-9148 15h ago
There was one lady I swore was going to stroke out because she insisted on bringing her 7 year old spider-man-loving son and ignoring all the verbal warnings we gave her at the box office. I've never seen someone literal foam at the mouth in rage.
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u/FrontButtPlug 15h ago
You mean, the movie with the dirtiest soft core fuck scene in the owl isn’t kid approved?
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u/Snarkybaboon 12h ago
Lmao I was the kid in this scenario, my dad was so embarrassed when the big blue penis showed up on screen
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u/angrybox1842 15h ago
This isn't a real thing that's happening. This is razor blades in the candy.
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u/funkdatship 13h ago
I saw Buddy the day it opened. There were kids in there with their parents. One mother even had an infant with her. Didn’t make any sense to my wife and I.
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u/heroheadlines 16h ago
I believe it. The number of people at my job every single day who say/ask shit that could be solved by simply reading and/or paying attention for two seconds depresses me.
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u/Sufficient_Food1878 3h ago
My dad thought it'd be a great idea to put "Team American - World Police" on for the family when I was like 9 and all my sisters were even younger lmao. Turned it off pretty damn quickly
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u/TheDLBinc 16h ago
I'm sure there are some parents dumb enough take their kids to this without looking at the rating but this just feels like PR for the movie
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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 16h ago
So much information, so easily accessible, so little will to look anything up.
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u/i40west 15h ago
The second time I saw Book of Mormon on Broadway, a midwestern family sat down next to me with a boy of perhaps 9 or 10. They were so excited to see a real show! I knew what was coming, but I didn't have the heart to tell them they were going to be having some difficult conversations in a few hours.
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u/ophaus it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun 15h ago
Fuck it, I'm making my kids watch Death to Smoochie tomorrow.
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u/junepath 13h ago
It’s a rocket ship!
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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 11h ago
“We’re going on a safari motherfucker. Sa-far-iiiiiiii!!!” (Robin williams elephant noise)
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u/ThatDamnedMelodyLee 15h ago
Obviously the world is filled with all different kinds of people and that’s so beautiful but WHO THE HELL doesn’t know the basics of the movie they just paid $40 to see? Do they just close their eyes, point at the marquee and pay? Someone needs to do something about this
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u/manasseater3000 15h ago
do movie tickets cost $40…?
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u/Enygmatic_Gent 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks 13h ago
General admission tickets at the theater near me can cost upwards of $18 each, so $40 is definitely feasible for multiple tickets
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u/shokittyo i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 15h ago
I mean, my mom thought Requiem For A Dream was a good anti-drug movie to show me and my siblings. I was eight lol.
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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 11h ago
I just said eight outloud in the same cadence and shock as New York saying BEYONCE
https://giphy.com/gifs/DlZk4AKGpsC1W
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u/starvinartist and they were roommates 13h ago
I'm pretty sure it's guerilla marketing. But also I know based off of the state of the world, people are legitimately stupid.
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u/Cute-Sun-8535 15h ago
I saw it last weekend and there was a kid there with his mom. He wouldn’t stop talking
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u/PeaUpbeat3732 15h ago
This is like when Ted came out people used the excuse that it was for kids because it was a teddy bear talking.
Parenting 101 is check the rating of the movie before you take your kids to it.
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u/2high4thisshyt 15h ago
I watched Chucky when I was 5 and my dad fell asleep with the TV on. They'll be fiiiiine
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u/FlaBeachyCheeks u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 15h ago
I came across a woman who was talking to her mother about taking her kids to see it this weekend because her daughter loves unicorns. They don't pay attention at all
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u/Enygmatic_Gent 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks 13h ago
Even looking at the trailer for ten seconds provides the context that its a horror movie, some people are just hopeless
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u/Nervous_Insect5976 15h ago
The rating system may be ridiculous and R is "An R rating means "Restricted," indicating that a film contains adult material and that anyone under 17 requires an accompanying parent or adult guardian."
This is on the parents.
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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 15h ago
More evidence that it’s not just Gen Z that’s media illiterate I guess?
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u/Salt-Ad-885 why is my job not ‘luxury witch doctor’ 15h ago
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u/SleepingInNJ 15h ago
My 8 year old kids friends are going. They also went to 5 nights at Freddie’s and the digital circus movie. We nope out of all of it.
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u/grousebear 13h ago
You wouldn't believe the amount of very young kids who watched The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones with their parents. Legit 5 year olds watching walking dead and not understanding it and then trying to bite other kids.
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u/HonestNectarine7080 the Mamdani of pop stars 15h ago
Genuine question, do theaters not have ticket sellers and ticket takers anymore? Because the ones around me do and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let young children into an R-rated horror movie.
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u/Enygmatic_Gent 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks 13h ago
The movie being R Rated just means they need a parent with them. Some places may ban younger kids (6 and under) but other than that I don’t think employees can stop them
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u/bath-lady 12h ago
It's on the parents. They can't refuse tickets to adults buying tickets for their kids because it's not on the theater to raise their kids. It's illegal, however, to sell R rated tickets directly to minors
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u/mrskel1 14h ago
Some kids like horror movies. If they are mature enough to handle it and it doesn’t scare them I don’t really see the harm. Just know your kid. (Also by kid I’m thinking pre teen at the youngest.)
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u/cultural-orca 14h ago
A seven year old was in my screening. Her older siblings and parents didn’t seem to like it as much as she did!
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u/cultural-orca 14h ago
I mean, a seven year old was in the screening I went to, but she and her ten year old sister loved it, and their parents seemed cool…they def knew what they were getting into
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u/montycuddles 11h ago
Most horror movies I see have at least some kids in the audience so I wouldn't be surprised if some parents are taking their kids to see Buddy. There were kids in the theater when I saw Infinity Pool. They did not have a good time
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u/akawendals 11h ago
Parents let their kids look at all kinds of crap it's quite frightening (maybe they don't even know what they're looking at...)
I take the mobile library to primary schools (ages 5-10) and they love Five Nights at Freddy's, Pennywise and all kinds of scary shit and they aren't bothered by it at all?
They wanna take the books out and I'm like "uh I'm not the book police but what will your mum say if you bring this home? Do you think this is an appropriate choice?" And they're like "oh she doesn't care I watch whatever I want" 😮 We only had Goosebumps when I was a kid haha until we got to about 13yrs old and graduated up to Stephen King 😄
Currently they are all obsessed with whether I have The Cat in the Hat book because apparently he's coming to murder us all... We have come to the agreement that if he comes around I will run him over with the library van and then they can finish him off 🤣
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u/iheartlungs 10h ago
Brought to you by the same marketing team who does those “this movie is so scary someone puked during a viewing and we had to medically evacuate someone” cmon now
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u/jvsm_est 7h ago
While this is clearly an ad, I totally believe this can happe, because a lot of parents don't care.
I was 10-11, when my dad suddenly wanted to go to the movie theater and the only movie available was John Tucker Must Die. We went in anyway. Watched it for about 30 minutes then left, coz while PG-13, it was (a shit movie, but also) most definitely not suited for a child my age lol
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 4h ago
How can this be possible? Wouldn’t cinemas block people taking kids into an R?
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u/Waste_Jump_6629 4h ago
As a kid who liked Barney until like age 3 or 4 this film looks hilarious but why tf are parents bringing their little ones to this
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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 16h ago
That's really unfortunate and that kinda thing could be genuinely scarring for a kid, tbh idk how I feel about this whole wave of these types of movies and I think this specific movie's poster does the least to tell people that (at least the ones that are in cinemas, there are alt posters that are way more obviously horror), I am a big horror fan but children in horror kinda bug me, though this one intrigued me but it also feels derivative of other movies that already exist that have almost the same idea of a barny/mascot type show...but its horror. There was one with a monkey and also one that parodied Mr Rodgers, all with in the last few years. Anyways, obviously to SOME degree parents should be more aware of what they take their kids to but I can totally see why this would happen purely on accident, some people DO just go to the theater without a movie in mind and just click on whatever poster looks the most interesting to them/their family.
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u/CPTBenjaminWillard 16h ago edited 15h ago
Good. Kids should see horror movies. I watched the Friday the 13th movies when I was six or seven (meme number!)
Jeez, no one can take a joke
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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 16h ago
no.
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u/CPTBenjaminWillard 15h ago
You’re right, better to have them watch movies like The Brave Little Toaster
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u/Dida_D 16h ago
I don’t think that they are.