r/Fauxmoi • u/Wonderful-Body2559 • 15h ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Lady Gaga welcomes first baby with fiancé Michael Polansky

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Lady Gaga welcomes first baby with fiancé Michael Polansky

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u/fairygrl222 mama let’s research 14h ago

Didn’t even know she was pregnant. Was that intentional or do I live under a rock?

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u/smorio_sem shiv roy apologist 14h ago

I don’t think we knew

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 14h ago edited 14h ago

At first I was "Michael WHAT?".

Then after some research apparently he is not related to Roman Polanski.

Crisis Averted

Edit: After further digging, he is a piece of shit. And she is too for being with him.

CRISIS RESUMED

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u/saera-targaryen call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 14h ago

He's still a bit of a yikes. Gross tech bro zionist

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u/xxcommand 13h ago

When did he say he was a Zionist

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u/BuddhistSagan 12h ago

He is a zionist and so is gaga

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u/UnofficialNienNunb 11h ago

Is there proof of this

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u/takemyaptplz 11h ago

I’ve never seen any proof aside from people saying she said she likes Israel once. Like years and years ago when she had a concert there lol

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u/2mock2turtle 10h ago

When I went looking into this a while ago, I found out two important things:

1) That quote came from an Israeli gossip rag and there's no video of her saying it. So there's a not insignificant chance it's completely made up to begin with. I have smoke for him for other reasons but paging John Malkovich.

2) The last time she's mentioned Israel at all was in 2020, and it wasn't a statement of support. It wasn't a criticism either, but what I'm getting at is that 2020 was a lifetime ago even before you consider how radically the paradigm has changed on Israel since 10/7.

I think it's fair to be critical of Gaga for not speaking out for Palestine; I've been a little monster going back to The Fame, and I think her not doing so is hypocritical and disappointing. (Although I do have some guesses as to why this is that go beyond the usual "celebs are chickenshit.") That said, I also don't think labeling her a Zionist is correct.

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u/yaboiwreckohrs 3h ago

I can't find any proof either? People are crazy

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u/spicycondiment_ 10h ago

Fr. I literally get attacked everytime I say this 😂 I have been a Gaga fan for well over a decade. It's hurts, I get it, but let's not be blind 🙃

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u/BeneficialMedia7943 10h ago

Being a little monster was hard on me and fun for me , but when she put out chromatica after delaying it for covid, took a full month before complaining (me and my friends call it that) that she couldn’t promote it bc of BLM, walking it back and telling people to donate, THEN finally donating—I had to let her go. I was hanging on by a thread during the italian curls artpop/performing in Israel 2014

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u/BulkyRip7631 9h ago

Wait what? Wasn’t she with a cancer doctor?

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u/DogsDucks 14h ago

Meh, I think he is also a rather unsavory character, too.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 14h ago

context for him if you want some

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/fAsgoslTz6

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u/annie-etc 13h ago

I have to say, I'd rather see cosmetics tested on discarded human skin (file that under phrases I'd never thought I'd say) than on living animals.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 13h ago

that makes sense as long as they have mechanisms in place to make sure it isn't stolen from people or otherwise unethically harvested. i don't think they do though...

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u/throwawtphone LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 13h ago

I swear it was in the late 80s that i read about us having the ability to grow sheets of human skin from cells. I was like if we can do that wtf are we testing on animals, lets just do that...but yeah we can do alot of cool stuff but animals are cheaper...and wrong, but cheaper. I hate it.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 12h ago

i agree that it's fucky to experiment on animals when there are humane alternatives just because it's cheaper. speaking of fucky

I'm glad that Henrietta Lacks's family finally got some compensation from John's Hopkins https://www.npr.org/2023/08/01/1191283359/henrietta-lacks-descendants-settlement-stolen-cells

other cases of medical misuse for fun and profit 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havasupai_Tribe_v._the_Arizona_Board_of_Regents

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore_v._Regents_of_the_University_of_California

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u/throwawtphone LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 12h ago

I am gonna donate my body when I die.

Glad for them. She was done wrong.

There is a difference between donations and stealing.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 12h ago

that's awesome, please do research on the place you donate your body to first. there have been controversies.

copy of my comment from a different post:

I mean, you are right to be concerned about the ethics of body brokers

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-bodybrokers-industry/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/08/20/harvard-settlement-morgue-case/91384544007/

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce83r56xwj7o

https://www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2025/10/01/usc-sold-dead-bodies-to-us-military-to-train-idf-medical-personnel/

edit: added the Reuters link

edit again: here's a different Reuters link that links to the 6 part Reuters series  on the body trade https://www.reuters.com/investigates/section/usa-bodies/

link to original comment https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1vveu8n/comment/p58li7u/

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 12h ago

and yeah, there's a difference between donation and stealing and in the Arizona case I linked, people were mislead about what their samples were going to be used for and in most of the body donation cases in my other comment, people were also mislead about what the donations would be used for.

is there a way to know if the anonymized skin was donated with informed consent, donated with dubious consent, or stolen? i would hope that there is a paper trail and rigorous compliance measures but I have no idea. do you know?

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u/Number1PotatoFan 9h ago

Animal testing is much more expensive than using skin cells in a lab. Which is why animal testing for cosmetics is almost never done anymore. This is a battle that has basically already been won. Even in China it's almost completely phased out.

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u/throwawtphone LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 9h ago

Well thats good to hear.

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u/yaboyanu 12h ago edited 11h ago

I'm sure they have the patients sign consent forms in the clinics and have an entire IRB protocol. I would bet they are trying to do things by the book since Polansky really seems to want to be seen as legitimate in the biotech research space. Plus, they are too well known to fly under the radar while not being big enough to get away with things.

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u/PenaltyStreet1286 10h ago

Genuinely curious…what would you consider the unethical harvesting of human skin? Just scalping it off random dead people, like from a crooked funeral home? (I’ve seen too many documentaries that touch on this…)

If you signed something at the hospital as we all do for medical waste, the hospital selling it anyway would be liable and ethically wrong, not the buyer. (Well, you can’t be sure, but likely assumption)

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u/BuddhistSagan 12h ago

I'd rather there not be financial incentives for Israel to do genocide

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u/xombae 13h ago

This seems like a good thing?

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 13h ago

depends on if you trust them to ethically source the skin. there's a bunch of comment discussion about body donor fuckery and one comment about lady gaga's pro Israel comments from 2014 and people talking about Gaza and organ stealing by the IDF and speculation about the Israeli skin bank.

ignoring that though, the us has a bunch of body donor misconduct regardless of what Israel does. let me go find my comment about it.

here's my comment with links to cases of unethical body donation: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1vveu8n/comment/p58li7u/

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u/PenaltyStreet1286 12h ago

So…why is this problematic? It’s not like a Henrietta Lacks type situation where your dna was used without your consent for vast profits. We all sign away our medical waste in the hospital, but I think you can specifically make sure it’s not repurposed if you want. If you don’t, reselling it seems like a good idea. What am I missing???

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u/ariaxwest 13h ago

Better than testing on rats and rabbits, IMO.

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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 14h ago

I do the same thing whenever I see a UK headline with Zack Polanski.

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u/XX_bot77 10h ago

It's a very comob polish name

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u/Girlsolano 3h ago

Tbf even if he was related... He isn't to blame for someone else's crimes. Or maybe I'm missing something?

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 14h ago

i was thinking that or maybe a surrogate

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u/Harrowhark95 14h ago

I know in her most recent documentary she was pretty open about her health issues/chronic pain, I think it is likely she opted for surrogacy

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 14h ago

page six posted pap shots of her and the baby (baby's face is blurred thankfully!) and the baby is older than i was expecting. with her wrapping her tour end of april, i think this is the case too.

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u/Aburamashita 14h ago

surrogacy?

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u/thebutterflyandlion 13h ago

I would say a surrogate due to her chronic pain 

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u/queenblattaria for your consideration: laura dern 14h ago

I vaguely remember seeing a blind item about it

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u/Accurate-Force3054 14h ago

I remember who weekly mentioned this blind.

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u/RoyalFalse 14h ago

We call that a "goo goo gaga"

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u/Necessary-Student662 12h ago

She bought it, you know surrogacy 

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u/Necessary-Peach-0 13h ago

Think it was with a surrogate

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u/derelictthot 13h ago

She Def had a surrogate

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u/doinmabest1 14h ago

I was fixing to say…..huh?

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u/SnooMarzipans9781 12h ago

I’m thinking maybe surrogacy?

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u/thatmustbenigel 7h ago

I think it was via a surrogate

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u/unsavvylady 8h ago

Ok so not just me

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u/charcuterie_bored 14h ago

Was she secret pregnant or did they use a surrogate?

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u/onegildedbutterfly 14h ago

Considering the backlash celebrities get for using surrogates, I doubt they would reveal it if they did use one

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u/awolfsvalentine i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago

She has fibromyalgia and other medical issues so she likely used a surrogate for that reason

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u/EdenEvelyn 14h ago edited 14h ago

I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia when I was 15 and the idea of going through pregnancy and the postpartum period (especially the postpartum period with a newborn!) has been the final nail in the coffin for my choice to be childfree.

Surrogacy is definitely a bit of a moral grey zone but if I had the option of offering a woman who already had multiple children and wanted to be a surrogate a truly life changing amount of money so she could create generational wealth for her children and I could have a biological child I would probably do it.

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u/Pretend-Astronaut-64 13h ago

They don’t pay surrogates enough money to create generational wealth…

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u/breelynn312 13h ago

I know lol, they get paid roughly the same as any other job they'd for about 12 months.

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u/cranberrisauce 2h ago

From my understanding, a surrogate in the U.S. costs at least $100k, usually closer to $150k, but I imagine more if there is some sort of NDA involved. The surrogacies that cost less than that are usually outside the country (Mexico, Georgia). Definitely not intergenerational wealth though.

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u/breelynn312 1h ago

Yes, surrrogacy costs 100k to 150k, sometimes as much as 200k - but less than half of that goes to the surrogate. That total cost includes the agency fee, lawyer fees, and insurance. First time surrogates earn less than experienced surrogates. First timers usually earn 40-60k compensation (65 on the higher side, but I have seen 35k on the lower side). Experienced surrogates generally earn 60-85k (only less than a handful of times have I seen higher). Twin pregnancies carry bonus comp, but is generally not recommended by clinics - though some will do them. And please don't forget, this comp is sometimes taxed in some way (either as income or bonus comp, depending on a lot of factors).

But yeah, like you said, not generational wealth. In 2026, even if they were paid 100k or 150k (which they are not), it is not really life changing imo. It's a nice cushion though to pay some bills or maybe get you halfway to a downpayment on a house.

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 14h ago edited 13h ago

Having fibro, It was the worst pain in my entire life (so far) for the first 3 months.  But then my immune system turned off basically and it was the best 6 months of my life.

I definitely wouldn’t do it again because the actual birth sent me into one of the worst flares ever. Couldn’t walk without a cane for about 3 months straight 

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u/LizzyMcGuire69 13h ago

I have RA and being pregnant was the best my body had felt in a long time. Pregnancy is so strange with how it interacts with chronic illness.

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u/Monroe-dmc 13h ago

Same, I have AxSpa and terrible pains normally, but being pregnant made me feel normal for a bit. Rheumatologist said its because the body reacts different to a pregnancy. Normally your body is attacking itself with an autoimmune disease, but she said its very common for pregnant women with AI diseases to feel super healthy.

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u/thundahcunt 12h ago

Yes! I have PMOS (formerly known as PCOS) and once out of first trimester pregnancy was literally the best I ever felt. All my hormones were balanced for the fist time in like a decade. I actually lost weight while pregnant!

I didn’t have symptoms for 3 years postpartum - if it wasn’t for PPD, that period would have also been included best I felt. unfortunately - symptoms came roaring back around my girl’s 3rd birthday.

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u/EdenEvelyn 12h ago

I started nannying in my early twenties because of how much I wanted kids. I thought it would be perfect. I’d be able to stay home to raise my babies while also making some side income by watching another child or two. I loved every second of nannying but the exhaustion I felt after 6-8 hours, even with infants I adored who slept half my shift while I sat on the couch, was so overwhelming. Add in the pain on top and I was worried about the kind of mother I would be. I was on the fence and then I took a short term job with a little girl who was profoundly disabled and I realize that if I had a disabled child it would kill me. I would love them with every part of heart and be an amazing mother but the stress and the work would literally kill me.

If I had never nannied I’m sure I would have children or be planning on it and a part of me will always wish that was the path I’d chosen but I’ve made peace with my decisions and I’m happy where I am now. I still nanny part time almost a decade after I first started because of how much I love babies and toddlers but I’m content giving them back after a few hours and then going home to take an edible, soak in the bathtub and watch movies in bed. It’s not the life I pictured but it’s one I don’t regret at all.

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u/Strange_Juice2778 8h ago

I have the same and my pcp said the only time I will feel good is actually while being pregnant and getting stem cells from my own embryo. I thought for some reason it’d drain me of whatever energy I had left, but was informed I had the complete opposite assumption and didn’t realize it’d make me the healthiest and the most pain free I’ve ever been (I also have an immune deficiency).

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u/emilygoldfinch410 Get in loser, we're on the right side of history 3h ago

Only lasts during pregnancy. It's very common for women to then flare after they deliver, leaving them to manage difficult symptoms while trying to parent their newborn 💔

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u/charcuterie_bored 13h ago

Surrogates don’t really get paid generational wealth type money.

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u/PenaltyStreet1286 13h ago

I don’t have any auto-immune or chronic illnesses and the joint pain post pregnancy lasted about a year. I was always hobbling out of bed. It was insane. I feel like I’ve felt “old” ever since and didn’t actually ever recover! My kid is nearly 10!!!!

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u/mokenz 10h ago

I have fibromyalgia and got pregnant and it actually hasn’t been as horrible as it could be but I have a mild case.

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u/ruinedworldtour Thorgy Thor was right 8h ago

In my country you can’t pay a woman to be a surrogate, they have to volunteer. Obviously you pay for everything related to the baby and pregnancy but you can’t actually pay the person doing it. I’m sure there are ways around it but a lot of people go abroad, Ukraine was a big place for this.

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u/NoSeaworthiness2786 9h ago

surrogacy is still…disputed. tbh surrogate mother problly has a market with already regulated price(by the market not by these women been thru pregnancy lmao)

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 5h ago

I don’t have a physical issue but take psychiatric medication that’s not compatible with pregnancy and that I just cannot stop taking. I’ve known two perfectly young women who died in childbirth out of nowhere so surrogacy is a hard no for me, I can’t imagine putting another woman at that kind of risk.

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u/wandavkate 12h ago

My aunt has it and still carried her own child

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u/diabolikal__ Forgive me Viola Davis 8h ago

I hate that surrogacy is the default option now and not adoption.

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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard 7h ago

Adoption has its own problems, so that’s not the easy fix either some people make it out to be (not you specifically)

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u/psych0psychologist 10h ago

I've got fibro and a slew of medical issues and I did one pregnancy and survived. Barely. It's possible though. But not ideal.

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u/alyssaroo 13h ago

Apparently this is her meeting a fan back in July.

Link to the thread with the photo.

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u/Lanky-Wheel8330 14h ago

I read recently that she hadn’t been seen for a while and people were speculating she had eloped

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u/catsandnaps1028 14h ago

The mayhem ball ended in April and her tour seemed demanding

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u/insertbrackets 14h ago

Mother is now a mother? Oh mother, she mothered.

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u/FanOfAllKindOfThings i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago

it's me, i'm the baby

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u/WaterMagician 13h ago

We are ALL Gaga’s children

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 14h ago

So weird...there was an article in Jezebel earlier this week saying she's been ghosting friends and suspecting a secret wedding.

Secret wedding or secret baby, I wish her well.

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u/Luxxielisbon too cunt to care 13h ago

Jezebel is still going?!

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 12h ago

They actually have a few women focused political stories that don't always make it to mainstream news.

I really miss Teen Vogue for that.

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u/thankyoukindlyy 13h ago

Damn I thought jezebel was long dead

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u/ReadingRainbow47 14h ago

baby gagita

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u/onlysweeter Bitch, eat a branzino. 14h ago

I swear there was a blind about a pop star expecting a baby a few months back that was speculated to be Gaga, but now I feel I made this up.

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u/Remote-Letterhead844 14h ago

I share this fever dream with you ☁️ 😶‍🌫️ ☁️ 

Could it be this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1pp072b/what_a_singer_has_a_bun_in_the_oven/

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u/onlysweeter Bitch, eat a branzino. 14h ago

It was!!!! I tried searching for it but couldn’t remember the wording for the title.

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u/tiekanashiro 14h ago

Cool, so she had a baby with the dude who sells shit to the IDF.

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u/Humble_Geologist_653 14h ago

Say what now ?

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u/Zombie_Fuel I may need to see the booty 12h ago

I feel like I've heard every sort of conspiracy theory possible about this man, from him being directly related/involved with Roman Polansky, to him taking full and total control over her life and mind.

Like, what kinda shit is he selling to the IDF?

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 12h ago

i wonder if they got it backwards? he has a company that uses donated skin to test cosmetics https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/fAsgoslTz6

and there were reports of the IDF illegally harvesting organs from IDF soldiers and Palestinians through the 90s and speculation that Israel's skin bank is mostly stolen skin from Palestinians.

here's the illegally harvesting organs source: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Aftonbladet_Israel_controversy

In December 2009, Israeli officials admitted that they had harvested the organs of Palestinians without their families' permission.[3] These Palestinians had been killed by the Israeli military, but Israeli officials emphasized they did not kill Palestinians in order to harvest their organs.[4]

i couldn't find anything to back up the skin bank claim last time I looked so no idea if that's true or not

so maybe the connection is the Israeli skin bank? that's a real thing that exists. the only controversy, to my knowledge, is speculation around the source of the skin

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u/helloviolaine 1h ago

Polansky and Polanski don't even spell their name the same way

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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 6h ago edited 41m ago

Well she is a Zionist so that would track. I saw a video the other day of her deliberately not taking a Palestine flag from a fan at one of her concerts while she was accepting other stuff from fans.

But her being a Zionist gets glossed over regularly here

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u/Fun-Boot-7187 14h ago edited 14h ago

Baby babbling Gugu-Gaga

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u/Training_Molasses822 The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new. 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 14h ago

So happy for her but

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6

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u/Business_Abalone2278 grow up, it’s nipples 14h ago

Radio GooGoo. Radio Gaga.

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u/Roguesailer 14h ago

Is this real? This seems fake

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u/Wonderful-Body2559 14h ago

She looked to have a baby bump about three months ago, so it tracks.

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u/garbashians 14h ago

Where??

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 14h ago edited 13h ago

In the abdominal area, duh!

(Stop upvoting my dumbass comment, its ridiculous)

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u/Skittleschild02 14h ago

TMZ confirmed it.

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u/Yesumwas 14h ago

From page six

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u/awolfsvalentine i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago

Lady Gaga suffers from fibromyalgia and chronic migraines so yes it’s likely she used a surrogate.

In her Netflix documentary she talked about the complex pain she experiences everyday and how afraid she was that she would never be able to carry a child to term due to it.

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u/Alive_Ad_4911 3h ago

Guys I have chronic migraines and am pregnant with my second baby and let me tell you its not an easy experience, I don't judge anyone for opting for a different route I am in largely unmedicated pain everyday 

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u/morosehuman 13h ago

I feel like I saw photos of her looking pregnant a few months ago though

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u/awolfsvalentine i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13h ago

I saw a picture of her with a fan in July and she looked tiny so I don’t know lol

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u/metanefridija 10h ago

people often suspected she was pregnant but she always said she wasn't, I think it's the way she's built. I'm betting on surrogacy.

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u/Hot-Significance-462 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Ap4K8iVUpbpmbj5oV

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u/johnny_charms 13h ago

Same, I’m shocked but I’m happy for her because she’s wanted this for a while now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3uchqwtkiP2jUkWhRv

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u/RavioliContingency 14h ago

That’s why she’s been missingggggggg

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u/DuBiaSC 14h ago

She was photographed last month and didn't look pregnant, I'm pretty sure it must have been a surrogate...congratulations to Mother Monster!

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u/T0RYDAR1US 14h ago

my flabbers have been gasted because i didn’t even know she was pregnant, congrats to her 🎉

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u/thebutterflyandlion 13h ago

Probably a surrogate  due to her chronic pain 

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u/-IndigoMist- 14h ago

Wow I had no idea she was even pregnant!

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u/alyssaroo 13h ago

For whatever it’s worth, this appears to be a fan interaction from this July. I checked their actual IG too.

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u/Academic_Arm_8202 13h ago

Def doesn’t look pregnant!

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u/Stevenwave absolute horses 8h ago

Surrogaga.

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u/Powerful_Thanks6322 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago

I had no clue she was pregnant!

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u/cdubs65 14h ago

Do we think this is real??

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 13h ago

I just saw pics of her carrying a bb, I’m thinking yes it’s real!

https://ladygaganow.net/news/2026-gaga-welcomes-first-baby/

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u/AmbivalentPotato23 14h ago

Wait, what?

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u/killer_kiki good for her.gif 14h ago

Whatttt?! Wow- gad no idea she was expecting! Congrats to Gaga!!

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u/k2d3 14h ago

but who died in order for this reincarnation to happen. Dolly is that you?

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u/azarialessi 14h ago

omg!!! so happy for her

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u/Zoshi2200 13h ago

Don't care. Both are zionists

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u/spiderblanket 13h ago

Another celebrity buying a baby I assume.

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u/southendgirl 14h ago

Baby you were born this way! Congratulations

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u/myfriendtoldmetojoin 14h ago

I know those lullabies slap..

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u/derelictthot 13h ago

Definitely a surrogate

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u/hellohellocinnabon the Zendaya of my industry 14h ago

Congrats to them!! Wasn’t it semi-confirmed that they already privately married as she’s been heard introducing him as her husband?

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u/nikkidoy 13h ago

Reminder: You don't have to be pregnant to mother a child

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u/metanefridija 10h ago

exactly, I don't get all these "when was she pregnant" comments. two minutes of research and you see she wasn't. it's fine, it's her life.

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u/Lady_Disco_Sparkles 14h ago

Mama Monster !!! 🩷

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u/No-Association-4458 I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can 14h ago

Hold up.. what!!!!

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u/rosemaryrouge rosa parks stans 14h ago

Oh my god??? Congrats to them!

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u/Beautiful_Smoke_2903 7h ago

She's engaged to a venture capitalist?....

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u/Aria_sear this is going to ruin the powerpoint 13h ago

I was jump scared by the fiance's last name for a second

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u/SendokeSamain 13h ago

Israelita...

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u/dagnyfication gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 14h ago

Congratulations diva!!!

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u/Ordinary_Impress123 I'm bone thugs in harmon 14h ago

That’s so crazy, I just saw her on tour in February!

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u/PorcelainHorses go pis girl 14h ago

Finally an official little monster

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u/synchronize_swatches 12h ago

Do we think she used a surrogate? She has major chronic pain as documented in Five Foot Two, seems like a pregnancy could have been very risky for her.

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 11h ago

Good for them. Hope they have a great life together.

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u/mojojojo31 7h ago

Baby Gaga

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u/Tall-Marionberry6270 14h ago

I can see the headlines already. Lady Gaga's a Mama!

Big congrats to her and her family 🫶💙💕

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u/cryviolet 14h ago

ooo.... baby gagita

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u/triviawithluv 14h ago

This is so shocking to me but congratulations to her!

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u/Kooky-Elk9975 14h ago

How long has it been since Mayhem??

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u/FishstixMcCute feeding cocaine to raccoons 14h ago

Love that for her, now mother is a mother

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u/dpforest 12h ago

What the fuck??? I’m a diehard little monster and this is legit blowing my mind and I’m not sure why. “Gaga had a baby” just sounds like a made up sentence. It’s not a negative feeling at all, just a confused feeling…like girl HUH???