r/Fauxmoi 12h ago

SPORTS SECTION Mariners pitcher Brian Woo pulls a kid from the stands and lets him throw some pitches from the bullpen before tonight’s game

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u/PuzzledProductions 11h ago

Considering the kid's hat too? 

Lil bud's gonna be the absolute most popular on Monday at school.

I remember when I was a kid the Dbacks used to bring kids in to "help" do announcing. (I believe it was called Kid Caster?)

All the kids in my school were huge fans since they had just recently been created.

My best friend lets me know at school "by the way I'm the kid caster tonight I haven't told anyone." (He and his mom apparently filled out some stuff well in advance and they got picked)

The next day he was like a king amongst us peasants because we all saw him in the TV!

A PLAYER picking you up over the fence to throw some pitches? Why be a king when you could be a God?

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u/11Slip532 Comumbus 9h ago

I remember that. Early DBacks years ago BOB were amazing.

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u/PuzzledProductions 9h ago

Fun fact: Did you know Jay Bell's son is the reason the Diamondbacks mascot is a bobcat named "D. Baxter"? 

(For others who may not know - Jay Bell was the starting Shortstop for our inaugural year, as well as our '01 world series)

His son had noticed the nickname of our stadium was "BOB" (Bank One Ballpark), and then he commented to Jay that there are also a lot of bobcats in Arizona... "So why not have a BOBcat as the mascot?"

Start of the next season we had our loveable little fur critter roaming the stands!

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u/11Slip532 Comumbus 9h ago

Ok that’s lore I was unaware of. Thanks!

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u/bourne2bmild 1h ago

As an Arizonan, I love this bit of Dbacks lore.

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u/hail-lucipurrr freak AND geek 10h ago

Love him so much!! He does this when Canzone is at bat sometimes and is always hyped for anyone on the team

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u/RufusKingCounty 10h ago

Mariners doing all they can to distract from an awful season, lol - good for the kid!

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u/Important-Raccoon661 not a lawyer, just a hater 11h ago

Bless 🥹

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u/vine-vines 9h ago

My crush on Bryan Woo continues to grow

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u/Ok_Sound_8090 10h ago

How can you see this and NOT love Baseball?

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u/Dickmex 11h ago

This is a happy dose.

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u/7LayeredUp 9h ago

I shouldn't be that guy but with the Mariners right now, shit they might as well put the kid on the field.

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 10h ago

This is adorable.

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u/croissanting-is-life Anne’s Jupiter Water 9h ago

Kid threw a couple of strikes. ⚾️ So wholesome.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ncmi20meZyhgFKEDVX

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u/purple_mario206 10h ago

I love him and my team sm 😭😭💙💚🔱

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u/ANewTempo 10h ago

This is so cute! When I was a kid I was on the field and we got to meet all of the ballplayers, but playing catch is so much cooler! Love this for him!

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u/MrMonte 10h ago

I love how the kid has about one solid second of confusion before he just says fuck it, let's do this.

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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER 9h ago

Props to the kid being able to catch anything, I would crumble in front of my idol. Already destined to go pro.

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u/NeedALifeButHereWeR 9h ago

At least one of my teams is making me proud 🥲 *glares at the Clippers*

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 10h ago

Bay area kid!!!

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u/alltheprettynovas 6h ago

okay, this is cute. but as someone in marketing, i gotta be the downer here: he has a great PR team.

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u/mapleleafmaggie goodforher.gif 2h ago

what’s the tea?

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u/AlexSomething789 9h ago

This is cute

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u/ryan13ts 5h ago

Awesome

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u/DeliciousMinute1966 5h ago

Very cool 😎

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u/Smart_Detective8153 4h ago

This is so cute

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u/oo_Maleficent_oo Say it louder for the heinous losers in the back, Pedro 3h ago

Not a Mariners fan but this is so adorable. I love it 😭

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 1h ago

don’t look at Bryan Woo’s butt in those pants, don’t look at Bryan Woo’s butt in those pants 🫣😮‍💨

I’m no better than a man, lol.