r/MadeMeSmile 1h ago

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u/forgettingroses 49m ago

Leaving your dogs unrestrained for delivery people is not cute.

u/lordoflys2 20m ago

People just dont think any further ahead than ordering something from Amazon.

u/Redfish680 2m ago

Thanks mom

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u/TheActualDonKnotts 59m ago

That dog is actually a neighborhood porch pirate.

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u/Redfish680 58m ago

Actually lives next door!

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u/TVGMILLER 54m ago

Jesus loves you bro!🤣

u/YourREALdad330 14m ago

Why’d you have to take it there

u/canideletethis 10m ago

That's what the delivery driver said in the video bozo

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1h ago

Though he’s friendly it’s still really dangerous for the delivery driver

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u/ProfessionalDust 32m ago

Yep the dog looks like it want to play, and that is not a bad thing. But the deliver can't know that, it could be pretty bad if is miss readed

u/Doone7 18m ago

He was giving mixed signals at bit, the lip licking meant they weren't sure and were a little nervous.

u/ProfessionalDust 16m ago

At first looks like the dog was evaluating the situation

u/beepbeepchoochoo 18m ago

Yeah they are very playful but that initial body language would've made me nervous. They were licking their lips and standing still except for their low wagging tail

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1h ago

Though he’s friendly it’s still really dangerous for the delivery driver

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u/tomlaw4514 49m ago

No danger there, that dog was super friendly

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u/1PrawdziwyPolak 37m ago

But a delivery driver does not know if the dog is friendly.
Plus - every friendly dog is friendly until it isn't. It's still an animal. Can react differently to every person. What if a delivery driver smells of a different dog for example? You never know how a dog will react.

Leaving your dogs unleashed should NOT be normalized. Society should point it out and condemn.
It seems that the US also has this concern, just like we do here in Poland.

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u/sickeningradiance 41m ago

this time, sure. but a dog can attack for any reason without warning. all owners think their dog is the good one that won't bite, and no delivery driver can predict how a dog will behave especially without a leash or owner near by. I always carry pepper spray incase another dog charges at me and it would be the owners fault if I had to use it

u/Financial_Hold6620 7m ago

This guy sees 250+ dogs a month. One bad judgement and he has insane medical bills and sues the owner and the dog gets put down.

u/Crenchlowe 18m ago

That’s on the dog owner. My dog never would do this because I never leave him outside unattended on the front porch (only in a fenced in side yard). But if he did it’d be my own fault.

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u/Critical-Art-9277 54m ago

It's doggos package now. He did say I've got a package for you.

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u/_maxxwell_ 40m ago

That's a fat Belgium Malinois, they're usually super athletic military dogs and very protective. This one is already retired it seems 😂

u/239tree 22m ago

I have been watching YouTube videos of these pups. The energy and intelligence is off the charts. Do not recommend.

u/CreativeAd5332 18m ago

I have no interest in a dog that may be demonstrably smarter than me in some regards.

u/jlgoodin78 9m ago

We have a Golden for this reason, but then I realized she’s smart enough to know precisely how to manipulate us. Brown eyes wide open, chin gently laid on my knee, little Golden smile — a successful manipulation tactic to get a treat from me every time, throwing the treat budget right out the window and at her mercy.

u/gojo96 18m ago

I’ve had two and they’re a lot of work. However I’ve seen some pretty soft ones. If I ever got another one: it would be soft and heavily socialized.

u/mregg000 14m ago

I think it might be mixed with something… wider. Its stomach at the back legs still slopes like a healthy weight.

Or I could be full of it. I dunno.

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u/itzTHATgai 41m ago

Could really use a tennis ball...

u/Green_Share 17m ago

That dogs a felon now....

u/jerryleebee 11m ago

That "snuff" he's doing, exhaling sharply, is a signal dogs use with each other while playing to indicate this is playfulness and not serious. Because teeth and claws. Try it while playing with your own dogs. Watch their reaction. It can be hilarious.

u/gentle_gardener 28m ago

Lucky the package wasn't full of chocolate or other toxic material

u/brightsidereporter 5m ago

Mom told me she ordered me treats, I'll take it from here!

u/Stray_Wing 17m ago

Mine mine mine!!!

u/Irishjohn831 7m ago

The dying laughing at the dog cracked me the hell up

u/Orson_Randall 1m ago

📷 "Delivered to resident." ✅

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u/AcrobaticJuice7630 33m ago

Get this package thief!

u/SnoopingStuff 10m ago

Goodest girl

u/ShowMeTheTrees 20m ago

That was a total setup.