r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Narrator: “It did, in fact, crash.”

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/Sweaty-Friendship-54 1d ago

Wow, even without Lindsey, huh?

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u/thejudgehoss 1d ago

The ladybugs live on in so many men.

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u/mikeysce 1d ago

We do not speak of it.

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u/MaximillianRebo 1d ago

There's a cream for that.

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u/asten77 12h ago

Literally

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

Lindsay waddled so Mike Johnson could run.

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u/CliffsNote5 1d ago

Covenant Eyes!

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u/panelbeater352 1d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/glibbed4yourpleasure 1d ago

Ain't nobody doing that just cuz you ask

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u/tonkatruckz369 1d ago

WOW, there must tens of people there, what an amazing moment...

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

That's just a bad camera angle. Most of the attendees are in the bathroom, and not because they all ate the totally safe Taylor Farms provided lettuce. A bunch had to run out to their cars because they forgot their MAGA Hats, and that caused a huge bottleneck at security.

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u/nari-bhat 1d ago

You’re right, they’re in the bathrooms to hook up with each other.

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u/alexdelicious 1d ago

Wide stance is all the rage 

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u/JakeDC 1d ago

They ate it, but it turns out explosive diarrhea is a good lubricant.

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

It really cleans the colon

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u/RiflemanLax 1d ago

I’m sure Trump is going to post a zoomed in shot any minute now

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u/Harpua81 1d ago

All the RSVP Yeses that skipped were at the Holiday Inn gay gangbangin'

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u/Harry_Butz 1d ago

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

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u/vikinxo 1d ago

Well, the mf said he saw one man going to the loo - maybe he's the biggliest crowd ever?

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u/CaptKydd 1d ago

Make Anuses Gape Again 

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u/Evening-Artichoke750 1d ago

Just like the great American fair no one's there.

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u/alexabeams 1d ago

five thousand doll haaaairsss

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u/Fit-Ice3373 1d ago

That title is doing some heavily lifting lmao. "It did, in fact, crash" is such a perfect narrator line.

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u/Blues_Fish 1d ago

I’m really bad at titles, so this has more meaning to me than it probably should. Thanks.

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u/Annoyed21 1d ago

In Ron Howard’s voice

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u/CanParty6928 18h ago

I was imagining Morgan Freeman personally

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u/modernhedgewitch 1d ago

They were with their meetups and not at the convention. That’s why the attendance was so poor.

Would have probably had a better turn out if they had a built in a set Grindr time slot into the schedule.

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u/annaleigh13 1d ago

At this point the Republican Conventions are just attended by closeted gay guys

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

The Onion predicted this.

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u/SirIAmAlwaysHere 1d ago

And J.D. Vance. But then, I repeat myself.

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u/asten77 12h ago

I don't think couches count as gay. That's what that + is for.

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

Basically just a really elaborate glory hole at this point

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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago

I'm surprised they don't lure them in with 12 year old kids.

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u/asten77 12h ago

Well they don't advertise the obvious.

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u/RLSMember_Texas 1d ago

When Dallas doesn’t show up, it’s bad for the Guardians of Pedofiles.

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u/mightyscoosh 1d ago

Cover your juice boxes, kids.  

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u/e2theitheta 1d ago

No, it didn’t, according to Grinder.

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u/woefultwinkling 1d ago

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u/e2theitheta 1d ago

User reports aren’t accurate, anyone can make a report, the app Grinder itself says no outrages.

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u/DFWPunk 12h ago

I'm convinced that's been the issue for some time. Anyone can file a report.

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u/likely_an_Egg 1d ago

Psst, we can't bring up reality here, or else they won't be able to maintain the narrative that fascism is just a queer infighting

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u/Krzysztof-448 1d ago

Grindr is like Waffle House now. Is the power back after a hurricane, check the Waffle House app. Need to find a Republican politician or their staff, check the Grindr app.

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u/ryohayashi1 1d ago

It's half empty because most of the attendees are out there having gay sex

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u/TONGUE_BITE 15h ago

That’s so sad that all the online Republican bots couldn’t make it in person to this Republican convention…

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u/pr0w3ss 14h ago

As soon as they saw Hassan's meat on the jumbo tron

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u/drgoatlord 1d ago

Never underestimate the republician desire for dick, power, and power bottoms

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u/Moist-Ointments 1d ago

Grindr's service page shows no issues for past 30 days.

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u/JEL_1957 1d ago

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u/legowerewolf 1d ago

Downdetector has no verification, just user reporting. It's not really a reliable source.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/sterlingemc 1d ago

Supporting trump is supporting a pedophile

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 1d ago

Republican definitely equals pedophile protector

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u/JEL_1957 1d ago

This I can agree with.

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u/likely_an_Egg 1d ago

Downdetector is worthless because anyone can just post anything there, just keep pushing the narrative that fascism is just queer infighting

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u/DrowningPickle 1d ago

Seats are empty because all the guys are out fucking each other.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

They were talking in my morning podcast where half the politicians running in the scubernatorial election aren't showing up and a big chunk. Them aren't showing up because they don't want to associate themselves more with Trump

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u/Personal-Lead3884 1d ago

I’m glad to see no one is there but do we expect the DNC to have a good turnout?

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

In 2028? Because they're not hosting one this year. Mid-term conventions aren't a thing.

As evidenced by the attendance above.

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u/tesla3by3 1d ago

This event was a Trump stunt to feed his ego. There are rarely midterm conventions, by either party.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 1d ago

Nah, the whole crowd size dick measuring thing is so fucking dumb

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u/7SyZyG7 1d ago

Most folks wouldn't care if MAGA didn't love to lie about the size of their crowds at these events.

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

Unlikely. Democrats show up for mid terms less than Republicans.

It's part of why we're in this position. They let the Republicans take control each midterm of a Democrat president and in Obama's case let the Republicans keep a majority for like 6 years straight.

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u/HumanContinuity 1d ago

But endlessly bitch that the Obama administration didn't push harder for a better ACA.

meanwhile I'm still impressed they got anything done at all.

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

The Democrat voter base is just as gullible as the Republicans one. It's so dumb here.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

That's not totally accurate. The president, regardless of party, almost always loses seats in the midterms.

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

Because people don't turn out to vote. Holy crap. Psy attention.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

No, my point, you jar of sun-aged mayonnaise, it that it is not a Democrat vs Republican phenomenon.

"Democrats show up for mid terms less than Republicans." That is factually inaccurate.

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

It's factual fucking correct. Why do Republicans gain control on mid terms? If not because Democrats aren't showing up to vote.

If you're going to call someone a jar of mayonnaise make sure your brain isn't fucking smooth.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 23h ago

Since 1946 the president's party has lost seats in the house in 18 of the last 20 mid-term elections. One of the only two exceptions was Bush post-9/11.

If you're the president, regardless of party, you're likely to lose seats in the midterm.

https://theconversation.com/for-80-years-the-presidents-party-has-almost-always-lost-house-seats-in-midterm-elections-a-pattern-that-makes-the-2026-congressional-outlook-clear-271605

The only way your viewpoint makes sense is if you're so young you've only been politically aware during the Obama/Trump/Biden eras, and have only known one Republican midterm.

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u/Full_Honeydew_9739 1d ago

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u/likely_an_Egg 1d ago

Grindr hasn't reported any outages in the last 30 days. Other sites are unreliable because anyone can just report anything there. You're spreading the homophobic narrative here that all fascists are just self-hating gay men, which is bullshit.

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u/Full_Honeydew_9739 1d ago

It's only a homophobic narrative if you're homophobic.

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u/FourScoreAndSept 1d ago

Sparse audience, and even of those that showed up, half of them were simply there to see the train wreck live

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u/Myko475 1d ago

Yet it did, still… each one of them carries at least 16 dick appointments.

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u/Tech-Grandpa 1d ago

Trump says it was sold out,but there were thousands of og empty seats

What do you think they were doing instead?

Things that make you go Hmmmmmm

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u/Unapplicable1100 1d ago

Not really. Trump can't help but lie. If he says somethings sold out, they're probably trying to give those tickets away to get someone to show up.

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u/Cleverironicusername 1d ago

I’d still love to see it happen. I really believe in those guys.

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

Shandrel Mercedes is gonna be busy.

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u/coolbaby1978 1d ago

I didn't even realize that mid term conventions were even a thing.

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u/Zpigman17 1d ago

Looks like a Lil Pump concert that gave away tickets

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u/Additional-North-683 1d ago

This is the reason why smaller stadiums exist

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 1d ago

Don't underestimate the horniness of closeted Republicans.

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u/planapo20 1d ago

Yesterday morning, Trump was so worried that there would be a very small turnout, they started to give away free tickets.

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u/MoreRamenPls 1d ago

Plenty of room to kick.

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u/NashVegasDude 1d ago

The place is empty because they're all at their hotel room getting railed by their grindr hookups.

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

Narrator: they did, in fact, still crash Grindr

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u/Secret-Card-4142 19h ago

Update: it still did in fact crash

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u/MovieFreaQ 54m ago

And yet it still did

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u/Hussaf 22m ago

Well Trump said they empty seats were because people were in the bathroom
So I guess we know what they were doing!

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u/Gold_Cell8255 1d ago

It did anyway

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u/stevesmele 1d ago

I saw video last night. It looked packed.

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u/legowerewolf 1d ago

Nah, it's fine.

Can we stop with the misinfo and the joking about hypocritical homophobia?

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u/sterlingemc 1d ago

It did not in fact crash, let's at least get our facts straight

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/sterlingemc 1d ago

There have been multiple posts saying that it actually crashed

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u/Resident_Voice5738 1d ago

That's ok, it's all computers.