r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Lying gets himself more money

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u/DOHC46 1d ago

Still waiting for my DOGE check and my tariff refund.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Anytime now šŸ˜†

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 1d ago

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u/NexVeho 1d ago

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 1d ago

Great movie

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u/JesusWasAutistic 1d ago

I don't want FOP. I'm a Dapper Dan man dammit!

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u/Shygrave Emotionally Hostile Refrigerator 1d ago

Whats this from?

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u/FireDefender 1d ago

Found a good use for an LLM. It's from O Brother, Where Art Thou. According to GPT anyways, don't quote me on it because I haven't watched it to confirm.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190590/?ref_=ttqu_ov_bk

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u/paolog 1d ago

I've been watching this video for a whole minute now. How long does it go on for?

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u/LesPaulPilot 1d ago

it'll be there at the same time he gives him healthcare plan.

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u/Arejhey311 1d ago

2 weeks. He’s looking at it very strongly

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u/dijon_snow 1d ago

Why do they ask a "tough" question like "why not give it now?" But they refuse to ask "you promised checks twice before in less than 2 years that never happened. Why would anyone believe you this time?"Ā 

Obviously they would lose access, but this is theatre designed to look like journalism.Ā 

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u/go4tli 1d ago

Even very stupid people might ask why they can’t have the money now.

Trump needs to get the official talking point out there, even if it doesn’t make sense.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 1d ago

Why do they bother asking questions at all if he won't/can't answer them

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u/dullday1 1d ago

So that when someone else asks the same thing and actually does want an answer they can say they already answered that question

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u/Saw_Boss 1d ago

This is better than asking "where is the money coming from"

The implication is the same, why not just do it if that's something you can do.

And the answer is, because he's not going to.

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u/spudddly 1d ago

I'm amazed Rupert allowed her to to even ask the first question.

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u/Yespat1 12h ago

tbf Rupert does hate Trump.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

Yeah, his answer "Because the Democrats can't do it"

Well, Mango Menace, neither can you.

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u/Jerry_USA 1d ago

Still waiting for my health care plan. Isn’t it in the planning process????

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u/DOHC46 1d ago

They have concepts of a plan.

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u/TRGA 1d ago

They have an auxiliary dartboard for which they use to decide which vague concepts to put up on the main dartboard they use to, maybe, one day...

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u/ben2885 1d ago

That is apparently already enough for most Americans. Got him elected in 2024

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u/viralust 1d ago edited 1d ago

It needs time trickle down. Inadequate fermentation and you got yourself a socialism infection and then you die according to basic reaganomics. I read this in a book from that time period.

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u/sebkraj 1d ago

It's coming right after infrastructure week.

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u/a-i-sa-san 1d ago

I think I'm up to $13k now. $13,500 if I get that $obamacare rebate (i wont)

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u/moep123 1d ago

not to be mean or something but aren't the tariffs paid by the companies and they just tell you basically what the tariffs would be and expect you to pay it?

you don't pay it directly to the state or something. it's the value the company has to pay for that transaction. suuuuure they could pay you back, but there is no law that says so, so why doing it? lol

It is more than sure that the individual customer will never get the tariffs they paid for imported goods back, ever. it is also such a huge amount of money, that it would do great harm to all sorts of things.

I am extremely surprised that the americans let their government do all this unlubed. Seriously, that must hurt very bad.

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u/nanodecay 1d ago

I am still waiting for Reagan's trickle-down to finally trickle

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u/HalfEatenSnickers 1d ago

Solicitation of votes through bribes is illegal as fuck

But so is half the shit he does

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Only half???

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u/RevenantBacon 1d ago

Him shitting his pants is not currently illegal.

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u/getliftedyo 1d ago

Yet

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u/alcapwnage0007 1d ago

Imagine if thats the charge that they get him with? Imagine, if despite EVERYTHING, when the judge finally delivers his sentence, its because of nothing but a few poopy pants charges.

Edit: to clarify, my brain was on the "man its crazy that they caught al capone with tax evasion" tangent after noticing my username is my old gamertag from like 17 years ago

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u/TRGA 1d ago

He'll claim Obama shit in his diaper make it illegal.

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u/CornisaGrasse 1d ago

He looks pretty close to starting to shit other people's pants too, that's when we charge him.

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u/ghost_finger 1d ago

Shitting your pants is legal clowb

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u/fulloffungi 1d ago

Pretty sure it falls under chemical warfare

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u/7f0b 1d ago

First thing that popped into my mind. Pretty blatant too.

Unfortunately, it'll work with some people, who can't see the forest for the trees. And also unfortunately, he won't be punished for it. People are so desensitized to the corruption that this barely pings on the radar.

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u/worldspawn00 1d ago

Mob shit. If George here gets elected as mayor, he might just throw a city contract your way. People have been charged with bribery for the inference of an exchange, you don't actually have to say it (or actually follow through) if it's clear what they mean. What trump is saying is VERY clear, particularly when he says shit like OP here. This is clearly illegal solicitation of votes, but it's not like the DoJ bootlickers are going to open a case.

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u/Sebastianblack13 1d ago

Lol seeing this post right next to "trump could be impeached over 45,000 gift to his nanny"

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrn71bpe35j6U

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u/WatchesandHuskies 1d ago

It’s not because he is saying ā€œifā€ they win he’s not saying I will give you $5k to vote for republicans.

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u/fogleaf 1d ago

But that's only if they actually give the bribe.

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u/tesseract-enigma 1d ago

or pays or offers to pay or accepts payment either for registration to vote or for voting shall be fined not more than $10,000 or imprisoned not more than five years, or both:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/52/10307

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u/sdmichael 1d ago

Ah so... because the DEMOCRATS!

It is really quite simple. Republicans are physically incapable of accepting responsibility, period. It will ALWAYS be someone else's fault. Prove me wrong, PLEASE or FIND A CURE FOR YOUR DISEASE.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Republicans runs the country like corporate, it’s NEVER the managements fault

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u/ReklisAbandon 1d ago

I mean, if a corporation is run poorly leadership will be changed. This is run more like a cult.

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u/Trucidar 1d ago

Technically the company could also just go bankrupt. Which seems like the route Trump is aiming for. To no one's surprise.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

You do know Trump has a Phd in Bankruptcy right

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u/Trucidar 15h ago

My point exactly.

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u/newsflashjackass 1d ago

This government is being "ran like a business"; a Trurnp business.

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u/worldspawn00 1d ago

This is run more like a cult mob.

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u/thirstytrumpet 1d ago

If only you were right. Corporations are almost always run poorly and by idiots that are out of their league.

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u/worldspawn00 1d ago

More like organized crime, everyone below Trump is too much of a coward to push back, and he happily purges and burns any dissenters.

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 1d ago

Anyone who believes anything that Trump says, but particularly this, is so incredibly deep in the cult and/or stunningly stupid, that no amount of persuasion or appeal to reality will change their minds.

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u/Daft00 1d ago

I feel like I'm taking fucking crazy pills.

Trump has shown time and time again that he desperately craves adoration and approval. It's the reason why he does all of his goddamn rallies even after winning. It's the reason he makes all the false promises he does. He will say ANYTHING to get praise from his audience.

And the fact that he's never been held accountable for anything gives him absolutely zero hesitation to make whatever false promises he thinks of in the moment. You literally cannot trust a single word that comes out of his mouth. The fact people even entertain this most recent lie is mind boggling.

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u/icantfindtheSpace 1d ago edited 1d ago

Republicans have finally been persuaded to submit to authority, give up their guns and accept a blatant socialist deal from the president.

What a wierd timeline…

Edit: Trump was historically a democrat so it doesn’t really suprise me.

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u/outremonty 1d ago

It's not socialism though, because the money isn't coming from taxation of the rich or wealthy corporations.

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u/icantfindtheSpace 1d ago

You are right. If that 1.2 trillion is coming from the government than it’s a communist deal.

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u/GXP_2009 1d ago

Agree. His BS is so obvious.

Like when Biden was clearly losing his mind from old age, Democrats/media were telling people he is sharp as a tack, and the die hard supporters were like YEA HE IS FINE.

Just all around stupid people. Both lots

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u/d-car 1d ago

A better question is why they aren't saying they'll spend the $500 Billion that'd work out to per 100 million payees by paying down the national debt. Are they afraid it'd trivialize their efforts to privatize federal systems?

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u/Alarmed_Stretch_1780 1d ago

$1.2T is the estimate.

As we saw with the stimulus money, it gets the economy heated in a hurry with all this money being spent, but the result is inflation and higher interest rates.

But the stupid doesn’t stop there:

* JD Vance said this was possible because the tariffs were generating so much money (his words, I know that isn’t how it works), but Americans never received the $2K promised months ago from the bounty of riches that the tariffs allegedly brought. Are we supposed to receive $7K now? Promising me $5,000 just reminds me that he promised me $2,000 earlier this year.

* Trump said the $5K must be spent in the US, which is as stupid as it is impossible to enforce. If I deposit the money in my Fidelity account and one of the funds has holdings in Canadian companies (or anywhere else outside the US), who’s going to know? Nobody. It’s one of those highly specific details he always adds which is the tell that this is something he’s spinning on the spot.

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u/worldspawn00 1d ago

And the Tariff money is money illegally taken from US citizens by Trump, and apparently just can't be returned to us individually, only to the corporations who passed on the charges.

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u/Alarmed_Stretch_1780 1d ago

Fully understood. That’s just not what he promised. Where’s my $2,000?

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u/your_loyal_highness 1d ago

Republicans only know how to increase the national debt

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u/d-car 20h ago

To be fair, Democrats aren't any better about that.

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u/your_loyal_highness 19h ago

Eh, not really. While Democrats have added to the national deficit, more often than not Democratic Presidents have historically shrunk the deficit, while Republicans have added to it. Trump alone between his two terms has added over 10 trillion (and still counting) to the national debt.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

Yea how about give us the money now and I promise I'll vote republican in nov. I swear.

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u/Owlex23612 1d ago

"I'll keep my promise like a republican!"

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u/NoConfusion9490 1d ago

His next 'sentence' claimed that they can afford this because tariffs are bringing in $21 TRILLION!

Ridiculous on many levels, but why bother to wait with a surplus like that? Why not triple it? Clown show.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 1d ago

Trump said he won't need Congress to do it. So it doesn't matter about Democrats since there won't be a vote. You can see in real time how the lie completely falls apart in a short amount of time.

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u/Yikes0nBikez 1d ago

Because his chances of impeachment go up immensely if they lose both the House and Senate.

It's not about "doing" anything. It's about avoiding things.

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u/Jesters_thorny_crown 1d ago

Id pay $5000 for him to fuck al the way off the planet.

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u/your_loyal_highness 1d ago

No, don't have him fuck Al!

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0QrIDlCwhUJom6AnQ

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u/Numerous_Koala_1746 1d ago

I think Al would rather shack up with Marcy than Papa Trump, and she's half rooster.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hkMXte9dBJFfO

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u/Trucidar 1d ago

Hey there, this is Canada. Can we go in on this gift with you?

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u/BeachBoy3333 1d ago

Sorry I’m going to need $45,000 too.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

You need your own simulator first

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u/driftking428 1d ago

He should promise to stop raping children if Republicans win.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne nice murder you got there 1d ago

No, no, he keeps his promises. Remember he told the country that the prices would come down if and when he became president?

Well, they have. He told the country the prices came down through his proclamations. He said so on TV. Promises made, promises kept.

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u/etern1ty0 1d ago

Remember he said he’s the President of Peace? Proceeds to rename Department of Defense into Department of War and start stuff up with Iran! So much winning and so much promises made and kept!

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u/LateEffect1742 1d ago

Don't forget that Mexico has paid all the thousands of miles of the wall too!

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u/No_Throat_2356 1d ago

And did she follow up on that ridiculous non-answer with anything useful? No, of course she didn’t. The Dems have absolutely nothing to do with his bullshit lies and it makes no sense. The GOP already controls everything. So fucking call him out on it. Worthless shit media.Ā 

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u/No-Scarcity9186 1d ago

Correct. No one that understands his game thinks anyone is getting it.

Now, uneducated south already spent it….Merica

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u/Leafybug13 1d ago

"With us it's so positive."

What kind of rubber head shit is this?

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u/GirlNumber20 1d ago

But I thought Democrats are always trying to give away government money?? Isn't that Conservatives' biggest complaint? So why would Democrats want to block the one thing that they are so good at, according to Conservatives?

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u/TinyConfection7049 1d ago

Nothing is more socialistic than giving everyone $5000!

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u/Square_Ring3208 1d ago

Gibberish! Nothing he says makes any sense.

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u/SkippyDragonPuffPuff 1d ago

I don’t even understand his answer

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u/MGTS 1d ago

Is he having another stroke?

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u/Lip_Recon 1d ago

That's the point. It's just a word salad dodge. Something something dems bad.

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u/hydroxy 1d ago

Same for Donald, it’s word salad and a third of Americans love it

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u/HeftyArgument 9h ago

(if i do it, it's good, if they do it, it's the worst move ever)

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u/sharkt0pus 1d ago

Did he? because I saw this in a separate thread:

and I found this in an article in The Hill posted this morning:

Vance defended the proposal, calling the payments a ā€œdividend for American workers.ā€

ā€œWe’re taking in an extraordinary amount of revenue,ā€ he said, referring to the revenue generated by Trump’s tariffs, which he said Americans should receive a share of. The administration previously floated $2,000 tariff dividends.

ā€œIf you keep us in power and allow us to continue to do these things, then you’re going to share in some of the benefit of this incredible wealth that we’re creating in the United States of America,ā€ the vice president continued. ā€œI don’t think it’s a controversial idea.ā€

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u/bang_the_drums 1d ago

honestly, this has to be the line for these idiot supporters. Continually claiming these tariffs are bringing in so much money while literally everything in normal life gets way more expensive. Like...they have to see it at some point that it's all so insane. But yeah, we're truly dumb as fuck.

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u/justmitzie 1d ago

It's interesting. Someone, who I trust to give me accurate information, told me this. I believed it and repeated it. I just asked them for a source and they said "I read it somewhere." I can't find a source backing it up. I'm gonna delete everywhere I said that. Thanks for calling me out.

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 1d ago

Biden was a Democrat and sent everyone $1,000 during the pandemic. So that's just another one of the pedophile billionaire 's lies to add to the pile.

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u/Viridionplague 1d ago

Bribery doesn't work if you pay the money first.

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u/mazingerz021 1d ago

At this point, if you still believe anything he says, you're in his cult.

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u/awezumsaws 1d ago

You're only saying they're lying now because they always have

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u/Onslaughtered1 1d ago

Just like the $8k before this promise. It’s a FUCKING LIE

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u/LordByronsCup 1d ago

The caravan well must've run dry.

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u/nevernikulous 1d ago

Did Trump’s answer make any sense at all?

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u/Boner_Elemental 1d ago

Does it ever?

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u/bob-knights-chair91 1d ago

Because this type of talk plays to the country bumpkin tards. There are tons out there.

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u/Everybodysbastard 1d ago

I said this in wallstreetbets without realizing what sub it was and got called a Chinese AI bot by one of the mods.

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u/dingofarmer2004 1d ago

What the fuck is negative growth?

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u/shung 1d ago

Where are all the shit head conservatives asking who is going to pay for it?

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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago

That is some first class tremendous word salad.

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u/KlausKinki77 1d ago

You guys know how this works right? He would have to make 1.5 trillion in payouts, which is about 4% of the already astronomical national debt. That's like selling the future of your kids and grandchildren for a trip to disneyland.

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u/Bocote 1d ago

His response makes zero sense, nor does anything he does, but clearly that's enough for the president of the US to get by these days.

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u/thomas1126 1d ago

Send now Trump conartist and fraud

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u/Psysquatch 1d ago

Stuff the 5k in your loaded diaper. I want the country to be ran by sane people.

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u/PurpleSailor 1d ago

You'll get it right after he releases those taxes he promised up over and over again, you know ... in two weeks!

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u/sohcahtoa 1d ago

Where would that money even come from?

From you.

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u/DebentureThyme 1d ago

Dems should be on the campaign trail demanding the GOP get into session and do it right now then.Ā  Say they'll pass it TODAY, no election vote strings attached.

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u/atreeismissing 1d ago

The problem is, the media never follows up on his inane comments, and his supporters (some of whom we need to either not vote or vote for Democrats) create their own "sane" reality by picking and choosing individual words he says to satisfy themselves he's normal.

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u/CornisaGrasse 1d ago

It's almost like they've been training for this. It's exactly how they interpret the bible.

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u/Brandoe 1d ago

Bingo!

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u/diskmaster23 1d ago

Pass Medicare For All and we'll talk.

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u/ganggreen651 1d ago

How come he isn't impeached for cut and dry bribery?

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u/InTooManyWays 1d ago

What we’ll get instead is more tariffs from an absolute moron who doesn’t know how business or economics work. Guaranteed.Ā 

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u/OuttaD00r 1d ago

His answer doesn't even make sense. He basically didn't say anything

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u/Trucidar 1d ago

If Republicans could read, they might be murdered by words.

Therefore this doesn't fit sub.

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u/vizag 1d ago

Paying people to vote is pretty standard in third world countries to the extent that any aspiring person is expected to fund that money himself to get into politics, which is a lot. I never ever thought I will see this day in the U.S. though. Worst part is these fuckers are falling for lies and voting without even getting the money.

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u/squeamishkevin 1d ago

Let's see how many more times he can dupe the American people.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 1d ago

They claim that stimulus checks caused inflation, but now aren't complaining about a much bigger stimulus check?

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u/NoParticular5052 1d ago

I dont wanna say anything. F T though.

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u/UnsignedRealityCheck 1d ago

Is my skill in English language diminished or am I just stupid because this makes absolutely no sense to me:

  • "Why not give the money now?"

  • "Because the Democrats can't do it."

...the fuck?

Could somebody please ELI5 this to me?

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u/OneCrustyEarbud 1d ago

And also, isnt that bribery? Isn't bribery illegal? Am I taking crazy pills?

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u/korpiz 1d ago

It’s a safe bet for Trump. There’s zippy chance GOP doesn’t lose big, but there’s enough gullible people out there that might help them save a couple seats. Either way, no one is getting a check.

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u/midlifematt 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1APhNxj9slv0RdgHlL
Current administration in a nutshell.

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u/rabidmoon 1d ago

He's feeding them two lies at once with that answer.

Looking at post-WWII presidential terms, they found average annualized real GDP growth of:
Democratic presidents: 4.33%
Republican presidents: 2.54%

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u/Atticus_Maytrap 1d ago

Does anyone actually believe this shit?

Apart from the trained seals at the convention of course....?

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u/Glum-Welder1704 1d ago

Buying votes has a long history, but with Trump, cash in advance is advised.

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u/truknight 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0G4qGj5lUStJyr0RD9
I’ve got a sinking feeling that he’s not telling the truth.

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u/woehaa 1d ago

Giving it now does not equal to a bribe. And that's what he wants.

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u/EmmyPoo81 23h ago

I love how we're just ok with our president committing a Federal Felony by attempting to bribe the entire country to vote his way and no one is saying anything about, I don't know, impeachment, arrest, anything.. /s

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u/Pale_Willingness_415 21h ago

I would NEVER defend Trump or his corruption ... but I'm baffled as to why people keep making this argument. Why would Trump's "bribe" (In reality, he'll NEVER deliver...) work if he makes the payment BEFORE he gets the action he wants?

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u/mightyjoe227 15h ago

DA CHUMP DOESN'T PAY

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u/Exausted1332 15h ago

lol, what the fuck does his answer ever mean.

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u/sector16 1h ago

Grift must continue, that’s why…

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u/Zealousideal_Owl642 1h ago

His answer makes no sense. But then, nothing this guy does makes any sense

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u/Away_Stock_2012 1d ago

Stop spreading this bullshit

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u/gggg_man3 1d ago

Is this you denying they said this?

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u/Away_Stock_2012 1d ago

no

every moron who hears "trump is giving $5000" will go vote for republicans

spreading that message helps maga