r/MurderedByWords • u/Outside_Ingenuity731 • 1d ago
swiss guy wants to visit a country
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u/FilthyThanksgiving 1d ago
That's the comment of a woman who is sick of passport bros flooding into her country and exploiting ppl
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u/mrafinch 1d ago
People in Switzerland think people around the world envy them for being Swiss, that’s why he had to needlessly drop that in.
They get so upset when they realise no one gives a shit about them
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u/throw223344555 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’ve definitely noticed that about Swiss tourists in my country as well.
A couple of times I told a couple of very snobby ones that we really only think about Switzerland when we read the news about Nestle and what they do in Africa. One of them brought up how I am a third world person as some kinda gotcha.
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u/eightkillerbits 1d ago
Haha look at you coming from the country you were born in.
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u/einsofi 1d ago
This is such a good line against people who discriminate others based on their nationality.
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u/Anderviel 1d ago
Too late now, but you definitely should've pointed out that Switzerland is technically a third world country too.
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u/ProfessionalDish 1d ago
Switzerland insists on their neutrality, thus technically they are a third world country too....
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u/cryptic-fox 1d ago
Why do they think people around the world envy them?
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u/mrafinch 1d ago
Swiss exceptionalism runs rampant
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u/HadleysPt 1d ago
Only country I’ve seen with more national flags than in USA
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u/Mojert 1d ago
I've hear many people say that, but I've been to both and there are way more flags flown in the US than in Switzerland. The places where you'll see flags in Switzerland are generally official buildings or bridges. You won't often see one on someone's home unless it's the world cup at the moment
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u/Most_Moose_2637 1d ago
Turkey (or at least Istanbul) is peppered with them too.
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u/haqiqa 1d ago
It is insane, especially during certain holidays like Republic Day. More flags than in the DC although I didn't visit during the 4th of July, etc. Took while to get used to it.
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u/Colambler 1d ago
Swiss exceptionalism? They had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
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u/darmokVtS 1d ago
I know it's a movie quote and all, but that wasn't the swiss anyway as far as we can tell (very early origins of these things are a bit murky, but they are very much linked to the Black Forest region in Germany as far as their origin is concerned).
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u/No_Arugula7027 1d ago
Because they stayed out of the war by remaining "neutral", while secretly hiding the stolen artefacts the nazis took from the people they slaughtered during the holocaust. They think that's a flex.
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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 1d ago
Yup people have turn neutrality into morality. They're "neutral" on everything in the sense of I don't care who it affects. Whether it's working with Nazis or casually looking the other way at what nestle does across the world.
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u/Gaanai 1d ago
Its an interesting disconnect that the Swiss and Swedish share. Still to this day both insist they were neutral. Even though both spend WW2 doing Germanys bidding voluntarily.
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u/OutrageousFanny 1d ago
It's a rich country
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u/AerondightWielder 1d ago
Rich from Nazi gold, stolen by Hitler and his minions.
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u/AryaStark111 1d ago
Not all of us 😌but i can see the people you're describing in my everyday life here, yeah
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u/chrome_skull12 1d ago
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u/Captieuse 1d ago
Is that for hot chocolate? Never seen that (I am Swiss), is this an American product? Genuinly curious
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u/more2cuddle 1d ago
Yes. It's pretty much a childhood winter staple. The one with the mini marshmallows was my go to as a kid.
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u/firejukebox 1d ago
Met a Swiss in Cairo once, when he told me where he's from I said "where's that? south america?" and it was like I insulted his whole bloodline lol.
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u/Dr__Juicy 1d ago
So why did you feel the need to say „exiled in Switzerland“ on your profile? That feels like you want to tell people you are in Switzerland
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u/Yugan-Dali 1d ago
I haven’t been to Switzerland, but I’ve heard that they aren’t particularly warm and welcoming.
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u/lanshaw1555 1d ago
I've been. I found people to be welcoming. The country is beautiful and worth visiting. It is expensive.
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u/Tom_Alpha 1d ago
They love rules more than anywhere I have been and will happily rat on you for breaking one
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u/horoyokai 1d ago
Or they give you the Swiss look of disapproval
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u/thesacralspice 23h ago
it's a shame I have to ask but are you on the lighter or darker end of skin tone?
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u/CriminalMacabre 1d ago
Idgaf, i went for chocolate and the humans right thingy and wasn't dissapointed. I hate how SPAIN who brought the chocolate and created the sweet and hard chocolate got outchocolatiered by france, belgium and Switzerland
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u/Mojert 1d ago
We're like a lot of northern Europe, as in we won't jump on you to greet you, and people in the service industry are not expected to treat you as a friend or a demi-god. But if you ask for help, people are willing to help you.
Honestly, the language the dude uses in the tweet is shocking to me as a Swiss as well. He's just a cunt
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u/toastforscience 1d ago
When I was there plenty of people were very kind like you're saying but plenty were not. You need help? Well f you stop being incapable and needing help. Your mom fell and hit her head? Why are you asking me if we have any ice no we do not now go away.
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u/MauiMoisture 1d ago
I was just there a month ago. A few people weren't super warm but if you actually talk to them everyone was super nice. One of my favorite places I ever visited. We went to Spain right after to visit some family that lives there and it was completely opposite. Practically everyone we met was a dickhead.
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u/jacal_ 1d ago
I saw this on threads and it was embarrassing for him🫣
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u/cagemyelephant_ 1d ago
I know a lot of Americans who visited the Philippines once and never came back. Not that they’ve been abducted but only chose to retire there.
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u/Kriieod 1d ago
I live here now. I love it. Takes some getting used to coming from the US, but if you genuinely love the culture, land, people, etc. it is quite easy to assimilate. If you are missing out on certain things where you are from in the world like community, big extended families, or areas of untouched nature you might find it here. Most of the country speaking English also really helps, but it is even more fulfilling to learn the local language as well.
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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 1d ago
American here. I think if I visited any other country and had the opportunity to stay, I'd probably take it.
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u/Mypornnameis_ 1d ago
From what I understand, it has the huge advantage of being very low cost compared to the US. It also has tons of natural tropical beauty especially beaches and jungles. And Filipino culture is pretty optimistic and cheery so it is pleasant to be around. Plus most people speak pretty good English which makes it easy for Americans.
The disadvantages are that it's uncomfortably hot for most Americans, infrastructure is underdeveloped compared to the US, there is visible extreme poverty, and ultimately it's a foreign country so it can be difficult to navigate the legal and business environment and personal safety awareness.
But given the opportunity to retire comfortably five or ten years earlier than you could at home, it can be pretty darn appealing, as long as you don't have deep social and family ties keeping you home.
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u/ComfortableGap6044 1d ago
I went to the Philippines this summer and saw advertisements inviting foreigners to move there for their retirement, enticing them with the setting and so on. So, I think the authorities are well aware of the phenomenon and are encouraging it.
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u/leon-theproffesional 1d ago
“Show this Swiss guy why I should have visited sooner?” That made me fucking gag
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u/salamander_salad 1d ago
Dude is absolutely looking for sex tourism.
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u/datacollector_music 1d ago
Makes it sound like he’s asking for women to be offered to him.
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u/bierli 1d ago
Er suecht es Chätzli zum heinäh, will er chli Entspannig brucht nachem hertä Kampf gägä d Migration…
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u/Racoon_Pedro 1d ago
Translation:
He is looking for a sweetheart to marry, cause he needs a little relaxation after the hard fight against the migration.
How did I do? And I bet he does.
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u/apolloxer 1d ago
I think "sweetheart" and "marry" would be slightly to gentle.
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u/EliSka93 1d ago
You'd be surprised.
I think the term "mail order brides" has fallen out of favour, but it's very common in Switzerland.
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u/apolloxer 1d ago
"Chätzli" is quite few degrees below "sweetheart", and "heinäh" is more along the lines of "play with" than "marry" in the level of seriousness.
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u/lolidkwtfrofl 1d ago
heinäh = to have sex with. There's no marriage implied at all.
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u/Racoon_Pedro 1d ago
Thanks for the clarification. I thought it would be something along the lines of heiraten.
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u/EliSka93 1d ago
It literally translates to "to take home", but yes, the implication is of course to have sex.
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u/shinoda88 1d ago
Ja isch absolut korrekt übersetzt.
Hipocracy is very common in the right wing anti migration people.
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u/dr_sarcasm_ 20h ago
How did I do? And I bet he does.
I have some comments:
Literal translation: "He looks for a kitten to take home with him because he needs some relaxation after an intense fight against migration"
Meaning "He looks for a [extremely derogatory term for woman] to take home to fuck after an exhausting time hating on foreigners"
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u/apolloxer 1d ago
Aber sin Iikauf isch jo eini vo de Guete, do mues me s Fünfi graad loh und beidi Auge zuedrugge.
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u/gamerdudeNYC 1d ago
You go to the Philippines for the Balut duh
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u/Aethermancer 1d ago
If you put local delicacy in a translator it says: "I bet I can get this tourist to eat this gross thing."
Oddly enough it's universal. Here in Philly we convince the tourists that you have to eat a sandwich smothered in Cheez Whiz while pretending to be offended if they don't order by saying something like "Whiz Wit".
(I've literally never met a local who actually recommends Cheez Whiz on a cheese steak. I'm fully convinced it was invented by pat & geno to prank tourists)
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u/Kriieod 1d ago
Nah Balut is actually something super commonly eaten here. Guys ride up and down the street selling it. Honestly once you get passed the texture it is pretty damn good, imagine the flavor of poached egg with fried chicken skin. Goes great with beer.
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u/Time_Discussion2407 1d ago edited 1d ago
In some of the Swiss subs this has ended up in the general consensous is that this guy is a Wichslappe (wankrag), a Hueresohn (son of a bitch), a Schofsäckl (sheep's testicles) many other beautiful words.
Also, stop throwing everybody in the same bucket. There's cunts and Lölis (idiots) everywhere.
Edit: When I swear, I will atleast spell it correctly.
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u/Brvcx 1d ago edited 1d ago
I thought this was r/ShitAmericansSay at first.
Edit: look at the pissy yanks in the comments projecting on Reddit. Never seen that before 😂
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u/Capt_Murphy_ 1d ago
You really think Americans are the only ones capable of self absorption? Cmon...
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u/plastic_venus 1d ago
No one thinks they’re the only ones. But they certainly are top of the list of guilty parties
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u/henrikhakan 1d ago
Ever met Russians, Chinese or Israelis abroad? They will treat people like absolute shit as if the entire country should be thankful they are visiting. However Americans are easily the loudest self absorbed people, maybe because we don't even see or notice where Russians or Chinese make dumb comments =P Most Americans I've encountered abroad have been super kind and polite though, the asshats in social media though...
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u/quirkscrew 1d ago
I would never defend America but this conversation has NOTHING to do with it. Pretty hypocritocal to rag on America unprompted and in the same breath claim Americans are the ones doing it
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u/limasxgoesto0 1d ago
/r/ShitEuropeansSay somehow Western Europe collectively can't take being called out without resorting to redirecting to Americans
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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 1d ago
Hey look, someone crying about america for no reason... Imagine our surprise.
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u/mullaloo 1d ago
When I was on my gap year, I would consistently run into just the worst Swiss people. Rude, snobby, and demanding across the board. I hope that the nice ones are just staying home, but the ones out in the wider world aren't giving me much reason to want to visit and find out.
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u/donnerstag246245 1d ago
I think you just met Swiss people. A big portion of the population just can’t help feeling superior to everyone else.
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u/mrwaltwhiteguy 1d ago edited 1d ago
I moved to Thailand some years back and a bunch of my coworkers and the like made a bunch of sex jokes at me. We moved because it was the best fit, at the time, for me and my family. Since then, we’ve toured and seen a ton of SE Asia and China, Mexico, parts of Central America, and Mediterranean Europe. We travel with our 3-10 year old child to expose her to the world and cultures. My wife and I have never gone into this life or our travels expecting to be catered to or shown anything. We explore the local places and markets, laugh at ourselves when we make mistakes, and do our best to see and take in what the country or area has to offer.
Ppl who think that they are owed something in traveling are missing the entire point. Go to eat, drink, see, explore, and enjoy with an open heart and mind, not because you expect to be given anything.
Edit: typo on mobile
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u/dontrescueme 1d ago
Filipino here. It's not really offensive. Maybe badly phrased but honestly it's fine. People online are really out for blood even for the smallest of things, aren't you? And to be fair, we are in fact guilty of marketing our hospitality so why would we get mad if that's a reason tourists come here. Everyone needs to chill. LOL.
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u/no_BS_slave 1d ago
what an entitled dick.
the answer is so freaking polite. he deserved much worse.
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u/nottrynagetsued 1d ago
Am I missing something? Is the Swiss guy some ultra bad guy? I get how “show me why I should have visited sooner” could rub someone the wrong way because your country doesn’t have to prove itself to the white man, but like this comes off as really rude.
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u/SweetAsPi 1d ago
That response seems very Filipino to me. I’m in the Philippines now and I didn’t think the hospitality was anything that great(not bad either, just normal). Everyone here looks a little dejected actually.
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u/KasreynGyre 1d ago
Their whole culture is based on the richer you are the more respect you are treated with.
So if a comparatively rich guy thinks about visiting a perceived poor country, he has certain expectations.
Or maybe he is an innocent geek who heard the stories about Filipino people inviting total strangers into their homes to share dinner and was hoping to have such an enriching experience because he genuinely hopes that such good still exists in the world.
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u/Dr__Juicy 1d ago
Well, in every country in the world money can buy you status. But saying that is the „culture“ is just wrong
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u/n-a_barrakus 1d ago edited 1d ago
"if I come, will you show this Swiss guy why I should've visited sooner?"
"No, we don't work for u, our purpose isn't to show u things"
God forbid bad phrasing
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u/Flappy_McGillicuddy 1d ago
people are really jumping to conclusions here and its kind of crazy. You'd think the guy said he wanted to come to enslave their population.
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u/lunagrape 1d ago
I’d say the nature and food is why you should visit a country.
Everywhere with good customer service has good hospitality. The rest of the country is just living their own lives and don’t owe you shit.
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u/ProofByVerbosity 23h ago
As a white guy I'm never short of embarrasement on how my demographic is represented. This is such an entittled view. "hey developing nation, why are you good enough for me to spend my valuable white guy time and money in your country?"
It's me who gets the value of life experiance, learning and cultural growth out of seeing the world, not the world that benefits from my attendance.
I half hang my head in shame whenever I'm in Asia based on the behaviour and intention of the white dudes around me.
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u/Old-Chain3220 1d ago
That’s a bit of an overreaction isn’t it? People are projecting a whole HEAP of things onto this guy with basically no proof.
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u/ForensicPathology 1d ago
If he hadn't mentioned Swiss in the screenshot, this would be reposted for years with the title "American tourist expects to be catered to".
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u/Affectionate-Gap4382 1d ago
This roars of the whole white male Asian fetish. This certainly has a way with words, doesn’t he?
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u/ScreenMuch90210 1d ago
This is just mean for meanness’ sake and neither party represents a whole country
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u/explicitlarynx 1d ago
And just by looking at his picture and how he writes I know his political affiliation. Absolutely disgusting human being.
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u/AerondightWielder 1d ago
"Sure, let me show you the beautiful streets of Tondo, my Swiss butter brudda."
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u/Substantial_Mud7026 1d ago
As a swiss - I am deeply sorry for all swiss tourist who dont behave like a decent person, interested in your culture, food and nature.
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u/Bornagain4karma 1d ago
If he wanted replies that would soothe his ego, he should have posted this on LinkedIn.
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u/Budsygus 1d ago
The funny thing is we recognize this guy's question/request is super douchey so we say "That guy's a douche." I'd bet if he were American, though, the argument would instead be "Americans are douches."
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u/ouijanonn 1d ago
Can a Filipino expect a warm welcome in Switzerland?