r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Olympic fencer Monica Aksamit responds to a man who said the greatest moment in his life was seeing Trump at the RNC: “Mine was when I won an Olympic medal, not when I saw an orange pedophile”

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u/xer0fox 1d ago

Pro-tip: Don’t spar with a medaled fencer.

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

Also, never get involved in a land war in Asia. Can’t remember the third rule…

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u/Rumpled_Imp 1d ago

Don't feed after midnight.

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u/dingofarmer2004 1d ago

To not talk about fight club

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u/kryonik 23h ago

Don't go doing a balk.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 23h ago

Don't sleep in the subway, darling.

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u/chosonhawk 22h ago

dont piss into the wind

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u/ithorc 22h ago

I thought it was don't get them wet, but now i'm wondering if that was by pissing into the wind

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 18h ago

Don't pull the mask off the ol Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim.

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u/Vegemyeet 16h ago

Don’t stand in the pouring rain.

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u/bradm7777 1d ago

Never go in against a Sicilian with death is on the line!

and two bonus nuggets of wisdom:

Never eat at a place called "Mom's"

Never play cards (or golf) against a man named "Doc"

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u/ElectronicCarpet7157 1d ago

Also, never gamble with a man named after a city.

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u/GregorZeeMountain 21h ago

Never sneak up on a man who has been in a chemical fire

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u/Shazam1269 1d ago

"Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references."

"I think the young people enjoy it when I 'get down' verbally, don't you?"

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u/Background-Agent-854 18h ago

don’t go chasin waterfalls

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u/MC_Hale 1d ago

You don't tug on Superman's cape

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u/MissBandersnatch2U 23h ago

You don't spit into the wind

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 23h ago

You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger

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u/xer0fox 23h ago

…and you don’t mess around with Monica

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 22h ago

I - I shall die, I - I shall die if I should lose Monica

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u/Dunc365 1d ago

Don't talk about fight club

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u/thesexytech 20h ago

'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Hahaha hahaha haha ... splat '

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u/usrlibshare 20h ago

Never use the emergency brake at ludicrous speed unless you're wearing a seat belt.

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u/MissUnderstood62 1d ago

You should at least be en garde if you do.

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u/hitbythebus 1d ago

Touche

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u/Hytyt 1d ago

I just spent 30 seconds trying to work out what med a led meant lol

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u/Hungry-Moose6555 19h ago

For geezers like me.
Never pass a bathroom.
Never waste a hard on.
And NEVER trust a fart.

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u/IAmRobinGoodfellow 13h ago

Hold me close now, tiny fencer…

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u/nbd9000 1d ago

she came up the monkey island way.

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u/uwishuwereme6 1d ago

Trumpanzees are going to be the direct link to the downfall of human civilization as we know it

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u/camshun7 22h ago

i absolutely adored that she fucking answered each and every one of these erroneous and false defence of pp47,

the lady's not for taking shit, good on her

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u/bloody_ell 19h ago

She's a fencer

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 16h ago

Are we human or are we fencer?

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u/CatLord8 16h ago

(Existential crisis from being both and not sure which causes which)

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 16h ago

Ask your cat. Your cat knows.

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u/1footN 1d ago

Trumpanzees, m stealing that.

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u/Secret-Teaching-3549 1d ago

They really are the most disgusting, depraved human beings on the planet right now.

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u/Desert_Fairy 19h ago

I’m not disagreeing with you, but I would like to point out how depressingly low that bar is.

Like… the depravity of it…

Which is worse for society? The person who commits the crimes, or those who enable and support the criminal?

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u/mrteas_nz 20h ago

They literally think caring about society will destroy it, whilst they are the ones actively destroying it.

The world needs more Monika Aksamit's.

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u/RichiesWorld 1d ago

Direct action IS an option.

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u/WinnieGraves 12h ago

MAGA looking to be the reason we don't pass the Great Filter.

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u/usrlibshare 20h ago

Nah.

Greetings from Europe. We'll be fine 😎✌️🇪🇺

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u/Zepangolynn 19h ago

Europe is having issues with fascism on the rise too in many countries, and his presence seems to be encouraging them.

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u/uwishuwereme6 16h ago

You underestimate the stupidity of trumpanzees and how dangerous that makes them

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u/sofixa11 19h ago

Unless he decides to invade Greenland for some fucking reason

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u/AmazingSibylle 1d ago

It's like arguing with toddlers, they dont even care about facts

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u/bradm7777 1d ago

arguing against maga is like playing chess against a pigeon.

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u/JJKBA 1d ago

Don’t be mean to pigeons.

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u/jolsiphur 1d ago

It's an old saying. Playing chess against a pigeon would be you trying to play a proper game of chess whole the pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits all over the board, then struts around like it won.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 10h ago

Also, never argue with an idiot. They'll pull you down to their level and beat you with experience

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u/SirArthurDime 1d ago

To believe someone making the Olympic team had anything was because of Trump is absurd levels of cult worship. Being wrong about him being President then is just icing on the cake.

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u/HeftyArgument 1d ago

he made the american soccer team universally hated for a moment, so theres that haha

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u/TheSavouryRain 16h ago

That pissed me off so much. Not because people hated our team but because up until that moment everyone attending had been having a great time and got to see us being good neighbors for a moment only to turn the whole thing sour.

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u/eienmau 19h ago

I just love her reply pointing out that he wasn't in office until January 2017.

She was taking no prisoners in her replies.

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u/Klony99 1d ago

I'm sure the assumption is that she would've lost her spot to "PoC hate of the week" if not for Trump.

It's bullshit, but that's what Fox News fed them.

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u/dismayhurta 1d ago

They're Trumpers. They hate facts because they're woke.

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u/AmazingSibylle 1d ago

STOP USING SO MAMY PRONOUNS

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u/WintersbaneGDX 1d ago

More than 50% of the time you're actually just arguing with engagement bots.

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u/Battle_Dave 1d ago

Dude. Just take down after take down. Give her a second medal for wrestling the Stupids.

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u/cathouse 1d ago

When I cry I dab my eyes with my gold medal 😂😂😂

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u/Browzur 15h ago

It was a bronze, but still a fuckin Olympic medal. She’s also won an Emmy

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u/wilyquixote 21h ago

It was like the Twitter version of an action-movie swordfight, where the Bride or Aragorn is just strolling untouched through a horde of goons, chopping them down.

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u/Battle_Dave 20h ago

Monica taking down the chucklefucks.

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u/torrasque666 10h ago

I just got Slap vibes.

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u/BlazingKitsune 8h ago

The fact she is an Olympian and they still reduced her to her looks…

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u/RandCauthon99 1d ago

So many young incels are mentally cooked.

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u/sonia72quebec 20h ago

It could be a real problem in 10-15 years. All those frustrated men who's life is not turning up like their idols. I see a lot of depression in their future.

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u/TheSavouryRain 16h ago

It's a real problem now bruh

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u/jdscott0111 19h ago

She’s fucking demolishing these idiots. Lol

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u/Carbonatite 18h ago

I reflexively covered my drink when I saw that first photo of the RNC dudebros

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u/hotvedub 1d ago

I didn’t think I could love someone over a few tweets, but I was wrong.

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u/L12Grafx 1d ago

Is this where the line starts, lol. I feel the same way

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u/Annoyed21 1d ago

Already found her on Instagram and followed

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u/KKSlider909 19h ago

she's cool

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u/El_John_Nada 1d ago

So many murders, I thought I was looking at an American school for a second.

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u/JiveTurkeyII 1d ago

Alright. Now I'm mad.

Cause you... are not wrong.

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u/RawrImABigScaryBear 1d ago edited 1d ago

One of my biggest claims to fame is I defended her against a comment made by a maga and she replied "I have a crush on you". She seems like a very nice young lady

https://imgur.com/a/yZfpeOI

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u/ShamrockAPD 1d ago

Bro did you shoot your shot?!

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u/eugeheretic 1d ago

She is a fencer, so the appropriate way to ask that is "did you lunge your sabre".

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u/RawrImABigScaryBear 1d ago

I did not. My girlfriend at the time found the whole thing quite hilarious, but I don't think she would have approved of me pursuing

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u/BenInIndy 1d ago

should have had her on your hall pass list.

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u/Gridde 1d ago edited 1d ago

Says a lot that it's very difficult to tell if the people trying to argue with her are fake accounts or truly just staggeringly stupid.

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u/406highlander 1d ago

Por qué no los dos?

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u/hallowdmachine 1d ago

No need for auto-translate Reddit, I know this one.

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u/406highlander 1d ago

Damn, I typed it in Spanish and it's showing it to me in English, like I don't know what I wrote...

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u/hallowdmachine 1d ago

Anglo-centric ass app.

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u/CaptainAsshat 22h ago

Wtf, when did this shit change? I love the multilingualism on the app!

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u/406highlander 22h ago

In a way it's good because people don't need to speak a common language to interact on Reddit. Like the Babel Fish in the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it breaks down barriers of communication (but Reddit auto translation probably doesn't cause more and bloodier wars than anything else in history)

In another way it's bad because translation isn't an exact science and sometimes the meaning is lost, or a subtle bit of wordplay doesn't carry over.

I'm guessing there's a setting to disable automatic translation, but I've been too lazy to look for it.

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u/CaptainAsshat 21h ago

I think I'd much prefer it if the original language was still presented, and the translation was just added below it. It needs to be VERY clear it's a translation, and frankly, it's cool to be talking across language barriers, so they shouldn't hide it.

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u/hallowdmachine 21h ago

Reddit could pioneer Subtitles for the Written Word.

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u/Zepangolynn 18h ago

De verdad? Uy! Lo veo en español, and I am primarily an English speaker, so at least it doesn't seem to do it in every case.

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u/Fackous93 1d ago

All the boys in the first photo look like the type to cry if someone confronts them.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

And their moms still do their laundry and cleaning...

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u/bradlees 1d ago

Well, since most of them no longer wipe…. I’m thinking Mom’s not doing any of that anymore

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u/Kaldricus 23h ago

They look like the type you shouldn't leave an uncovered drink around

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u/Phemus01 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s a serial killer

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u/chr15c 1d ago

Nice jabs, as expected from a world class fencer

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago

That one foot in the grave comment...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd

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u/paskanselailija 1d ago

The mental gymnastics to think that Sultan of Sharts has any say who makes the olympic team.

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u/Gobblewicket 1d ago

If the Rapist in Chief had that kind of control Riley Gaines would have made the Olympics. The only way she could.

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u/D_Dubb_ 1d ago

Woman is a national treasure..

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u/redvelvetcake42 1d ago

Girl had immediate clap backs. She came prepared.

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u/Aetheldrake 1d ago

She came prepared to win. Like for those medals!

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u/BabyDriver01 1d ago

Protect this woman at all cost! 💯

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u/ecokumm 1d ago

She seems like she can protect herself just fine, though

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 1d ago

I find someone’s lack of critical thinking skills is directly correlated with how quickly they bring up men in women’s sports when discussing politics. And my respect for them is inversely related.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 22h ago

The worst I saw of this was at a gravel race in Colorado - a trans woman won her age group in the second-longest event, and none of the other women showed up for the 3 buckets overturned "medal ceremony" because they were too busy getting showers and going out to dinner. Oh, and she came in an hour later than the podium for the "women's open" category. So she was a fast woman recreational rider at an overwhelmingly recreational rider event at a podunk town in Colorado.

It made national news. She got HAMMERED on Fox and every other right wing outlet. The chuds showed up in force on her socials and on the ride's insta and facebook. Second place in the women's race had to make an appearance - because she got badgered too - to say she didn't "boycott" the medal presentation, if she had known about it she would have shown, and congrats to the age group winner.

She had to delete her social presence over an age-grouper result.

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u/evilspyboy 1d ago

She went on a spree more than a single murder.

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u/5thNovember25 1d ago

Once I saw the comments I knew it had to be cross posted here. She’s a successful serial killer.

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u/kawaiihoshi 1d ago

Damn, she just be dropping kill shots with those words left and right 😭

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u/emccm 1d ago

Babe, a new “cover your drinks, ladies” meme photo just dropped.

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u/Bartlomiej48 1d ago

I like her!

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u/RaggedyRachel 1d ago

WHY do they always look like their mommies dress them!? Ick!

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u/SqigglyPoP 1d ago

Yikes. She cooked em.

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u/jesstault 1d ago

I see she brought a flamethrower to a knife fight. Good on her!

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Ah, I see you've played knifey-flamey before!

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

The pic on the left looks like an asshole convention. They say a picture is worth 1000 words. In this case, every one of those words is 'douchebags'.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1d ago

She sounds awesome.

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u/Funambulia 1d ago

Lmao get their ass girl

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 1d ago

They are completely deranged.

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u/BroadMonk5649 1d ago

Can we get another gold medal for her?

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u/Brewchowskies 1d ago

“Have the day you voted for” is the murder.

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u/Egoy 19h ago edited 17h ago

Of all the stupid in those images the fact that this dude thinks the president picks the Olympic team is hilarious.

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u/Godloseslaw 1d ago

What a completey pathetic life is one where seeing an orange pedophile with your own eyes is the greatest day in your life.  

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u/Sea-Climate6841 15h ago

As a casual (overseas) observer of the current, and unbounded US political dismantling of your democracy, I have a question for those in the US:

Why are such a large number of people there so vehemently aggressive towards those in your own country, that hold (potentially) valid criticism against your President?

It’s almost cult-like, or Neo-Fascist protectionism against anyone that criticises, discusses, or even holds an alternate political view to Trump’s Politics.

I might even go so far as to describe it as a “Dear Father, or Dear Leader…” following.

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u/5thNovember25 15h ago

It’s a cult. 💯

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u/Sea-Climate6841 14h ago

I literally just don’t get it though, like how did this happen? For it to gain such traction, and devotion?

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u/Dizz2K7 14h ago

It's been bubbling under the surface for decades. Racism never went away, it was just a silent agreement that we'd pretend it wasn't a thing. He broke the agreement because he has no social skills and they followed.

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u/octaffle 14h ago

Fox News brain rot.

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u/5thNovember25 14h ago

Regulatory and media capture by right wing billionaires.

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u/5thNovember25 14h ago

And lack of meaningful education in the rural south and mid west.

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u/100airballoons 1d ago

She's on a rampage!!

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u/jankyt 15h ago

He openly admits to walking into miss teen USA change room and ogling 16-17 year olds naked as an organizer/owner of the event.

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u/Nekowulf 15h ago

Bragged. Stated that as the owner it was his right.
The dude treats perving naked children like a sports car owner brags about driving around. Naked children was the whole point of owning the pageant to him.

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u/AlphaNoodlz 1d ago

yo she's what's up keep it cooking

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u/Wernd 1d ago

She f'in killed them at every turn!

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

Whoa, that's quite the killing spree there!

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u/cms86 1d ago

just dragged and murdered them out back.

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u/FlorenceAmy 1d ago

I’ve never heard of Monica before, but she’s my new hero

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u/fetusmcnuggets70 1d ago

lol I wasn’t aware of this woman, but I’m her biggest fan now!

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u/PizzaTime666 1d ago

No wonder she won a metal, the aim with those jabs was crazy.

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u/tapanypat 22h ago

Really hoping the Olympic committee makes hating an official event. This lady’s ready to be a to contender again

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 5h ago

She's a fuckin active shooter in the comments

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u/klaramee 1d ago

She went on a killing spree. Ruthless!

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 1d ago

You gotta fight fire with fire.

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u/R_Ticleez 1d ago

Hell fuckin yeah. THAT is how you deal with these dipshits.

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u/yokozouna_ed 1d ago

Even an Olympic gold medal verbal fencer. Dang.

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u/Hot-Store8301 1d ago

Amazing work. seems like she could do well in politics if she wanted to, she's educated at least. Thought that's not really needed these days it seems.

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u/Bae_Mes 1d ago

If I still had Twitter, I would follow her in a heartbeat.

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u/wanderButNotLost2 1d ago

If trump wasn't a pedophile he would sue every single person that brings it up. Discovery would destroy him.

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u/desertwanderer01 1d ago

She's singlehandedly burning the whole place down! ♥️😄

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u/ThatsRobToYou 1d ago

Brutal. Chef's kiss

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 1d ago

MAGA trash believes every word out of his mouth except for when he brags about being a pedophile and wanting to bang his own child.

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u/DeBatmen 1d ago

What a queen

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u/ecokumm 1d ago

I'm here waving a little flag as Monica leaves a trail of maga bodies in her wake like nobody's business

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u/Candid-Outside999 1d ago

This reminds me of my neighbor when he says LeBron James is "such a pussy".

This guy can barely get off the couch, but he honestly thinks he can take on a world-class athlete.

People are fucking delusional.

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u/raf_boy 1d ago

Never heard of her, but am now a fan.

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u/Brutalur 1d ago

The ripostes are strong in this one.

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u/skyppie 1d ago

Ok I'm a Stan now.

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u/angel700 23h ago

Lol not you talking with one foot in the grave 🧑‍🍳🧑‍🍳😚

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 23h ago

She’s my new favourite!!!!
Wow, I loved how she didn’t back down and shut them all up.

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u/teeming-with-life 23h ago

I like how some dude says, "allegations". It must be a bot, or someone who deliberately filters their sources, to exclude anything bad about Trump. Which, given the state of affairs right now, is a commendable task by and in itself.

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u/Mystic_Ervo 18h ago

"You can thank Trump you made it"

Since when does the president have anything to do with the Olympic Games?

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u/Don11390 16h ago

If I didn't already know she was an Olympic-level fencer, the way she skewered those idiots would be proof enough.

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u/Pretend_Award_2362 7h ago

Went straight for the jugular every time, but then again she did win the gold for it

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 5h ago

“aocbartender” - I’ve never got this. I thought the whole Republican thing was supposed to be pro working class people? Don’t they have a hate-boner for “elites”? Aren’t they supposed to be the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” party?

Yet they call AOC a “bartender” as if the fact that she had a working-class job makes her a bad person. They use “bartender” as a pejorative

I mean I know they make no sense, and I’m aware of that Satre quote about anti-Semites deliberately spewing nonsense. But I’d really like one of these guys to actually try to explain why they think that someone being a bartender is an insult

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u/Justaredditor85 4h ago

I love how every time he makes a statement she actually disproves it

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u/PhD_V 1h ago

May she never receive a spam call, and all her traffic lights be green… Amen

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

The dudes on left found eachother on grindr.

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u/An0ma7y 1d ago

I do not know who this woman is, but she is hilarious. It is one thing to make a comment, but it's another to keep trolling back the trolls. I can respect the hell out of her.

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u/Lt_Cochese 1d ago

Damn... that was brutal.

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u/LightDarkBeing 1d ago

Wow! She brought the heat! Caliente!

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 1d ago

Holy crap, she's on a spree!

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u/Foreign-Entrance-255 1d ago

She absolutely whooped every one of them but I just don't think engaging with such toxic, idiots is worth the effort.

Not only are they a mob, they all have much too much time on their hands and they're like pea-brained dinosaurs in the movies that stumble on for hours because they're too dumb to know they've been killed.

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u/thelongone92 1d ago

Need more of this

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u/chanandlerbong79 1d ago

I like the cut of her jib.

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u/bzr 1d ago

Wow I’m now a huge fan of this woman. Way to go

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u/FunboyFrags 1d ago

Never heard of Monica Aksamit before but now I’m a fan

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u/WinterTourist 1d ago

What a fantastic woman!

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u/naturr 1d ago

She was just at the batting cage with each ball putting some of those through the net. 

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u/ronweasleisourking 1d ago

Awww look at the precious little date rapists

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u/ghallway 1d ago

ooo I like her. She knows how to fence inside and outside the ring. They are so pissed a blond isn't on their side.

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u/EvadingDoom 1d ago

"I wipe my tears with my medal" and "have the day you voted for" are the highlights for me.

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u/RunningonGin0323 1d ago

jesus christ, she went for the kill... MULTIPLE TIMES

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u/urlond 1d ago

She was on a murder spree.

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u/xorvillesashx 1d ago

This isn’t just a murder, this is a killing spree.

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u/UCBearcats 1d ago

Fighting the good fight, however these people, if you can even call them that, are a lost cause

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 1d ago

I will never understand why noteworthy people get in flame wars with trolls.