First Dolly Parton, then Tim Curry. Both 80 years young. I hope no other celebrities of the same age fall prey to The Rule of Three, as Tracy Jordan might say.

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Ooooh there’s one particular 80-year-old whom I wouldn’t mind completing the trifecta.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 16d ago

That one I would be happy about though.

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

Tell us...

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u/MissStatements 16d ago

I’ll be flooding my socials with this message on the day Trump dies: Donald Trump just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!

Do you have a problem with that message or something?

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u/ShuffleRom 15d ago

Have at it lady...

Because posting hate on Social Media sites/platforms is all the rage now...

Enjoy tap dancing on Trump's grave, if it happens in your lifetime....

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u/AeoniumsthatSucc 16d ago

Wow you are so edgy.....

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u/MissStatements 15d ago

TIL that when I directly quote Trump I’m the “edgy” one. Got it 👍

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u/AeoniumsthatSucc 15d ago

No, bringing up Trump when this is about Dolly is what makes you so edgy. Y'all are some delulu lunatics.

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u/MissStatements 15d ago

Sorry about your reading comprehension problem. This is about “other celebrities of the same age” as the two mentioned in the OP, of which Trump is one. He’s openly celebrated the death of others, so spare us the pearl-clutching.

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u/AeoniumsthatSucc 15d ago

Yawn okay drone...

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u/Best_Talk_6853 15d ago

Just wait until you hear who publicly made that sentiment first!

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u/AeoniumsthatSucc 15d ago

Lol I am a Mexican living in Mexico. You gonna call me MAGA or Nazi first, so I can tee up the memes.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

Lol I am a ~~Mexican~~ troll living in Mexico.

There, fixed it for you.

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u/AeoniumsthatSucc 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0GB2VUaeNGvrJi06pb

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u/summermadnes 16d ago

🤞

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u/Business-Gate9041 16d ago

What have you got against Cher?

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u/Icy_Party6876 16d ago

It's a shame that Putler is only 73 years young.

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u/BrianRFSU 16d ago

Joe Biden ?

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u/J-Bird1983 16d ago

Biden is 83 years old.

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u/J-Bird1983 16d ago

I'm sure his days are numbered, considering that he has cancer. However, I'm sure the Orange Sherbert Pervert is the particular 80 year old that a majority of the American citizens would love to see be the third.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 16d ago

Your orange pedo daddy

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u/BrianRFSU 16d ago

Yes, Joe Biden was/is a pedo.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 16d ago

Yeah, totally. That's why is name is in the files more than Jesus was in the Bible, right?

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u/BrianRFSU 16d ago

If you say so. I haven’t seen proof of this.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 16d ago

Because you don't want to, and you support the people who suppress the files being released. What has been released, you are ignoring, and that's where his name shows 100k times.

You're a pedophile yourself at this point.

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u/Hightower840 16d ago

I can think of an 80 year old reality TV personality we wouldn't mind losing.

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u/lndubitablyMe 16d ago

The dude from Home Alone 2 and Little Rascals?

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u/Hightower840 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc14pc2gF4s6qIA8

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u/Daddygamer84 The Timeline Sucks 16d ago

(Don't take Bruce from us please!)

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u/EnoughWeekend6853 16d ago

He lives down the road from my parents. They saw him recently and said he looked good.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 16d ago

We're all praying

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

Praying?

"Thou Shall Not Kill"...

Isn't that who you'd be praying to??

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 16d ago

Well he shouldn't have coveted thy neighbors child.

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

And who's child?

You seem to be privy to some info, start naming names....

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u/Hightower840 16d ago

There have been over 25 accusations of sexual misconduct, with victims as young as 12 years old. That's BEFORE the Epstein files come into the conversation.
You can verify this yourself. Welcome to the information age.

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u/benkatejackwin 16d ago

Praying for someone to die isn't equivalent to killing them. That seems reeeeeally obvious.

Also, not everyone is Christian.

And many Christians do actually actively pray for evil to be vanquished.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 16d ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞

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u/briankerin 16d ago

Came here to suggest the same certain someone.

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 16d ago

Everyone’s’ first thought.

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

Don't agree with my politics?

Death to you....right?

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u/J-Bird1983 16d ago

It's ok for the President to celebrate other's death, but not us, the people?

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

Answer my question....

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u/J-Bird1983 16d ago

Just following the president's lead.

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u/SignificantPop4188 16d ago

Are you saying you support fascism?

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u/BadBunny4Prezzie 16d ago

Read a history book. Plenty of evil leaders in history; what's so bad about literal evil going away? Oh wait, you probably agree with that evil, support it, and that makes you an evil mofo too.

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u/inv_bee 16d ago

BOOOOOOOOO. GO AWAY

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u/Hightower840 16d ago

Who mentioned politics?

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 16d ago

Our current president has shown us through his tweets that it is okay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/MissStatements 16d ago

Can’t wait to post this on the day it finally happens:

Donald Trump just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!

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u/elchedio 16d ago

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u/Upbeat_Towel4816 16d ago

Guys, I can think of PLENTY and I'm not ready to endure that kind of heart break (i.e. Cher).

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u/BeautifulObject8602 16d ago

Cher is my favourite ! I saw her in 2019. I'm not ready for Cher.

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u/Danovale 16d ago

Or Jane Fonda

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u/Best_Talk_6853 15d ago

I think she's older than 80.

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u/Danovale 15d ago

Yes, she is 88

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u/verb8um 16d ago

I will 1000% believe in god and go to that church thing and celebrate for a long long time if this can be true.

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 16d ago

Trump

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u/Hippie-Farts 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wC4H9aChuI3IjyDFyp

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u/BeautifulObject8602 16d ago

Has anyone checked on Bruce Willis?

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u/ohwhatfun9932 16d ago

That's where ourvthoyghts went yesterday.

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u/ohwhatfun9932 16d ago

Our thoughts.

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u/BeautifulObject8602 16d ago

I love Cher!

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u/beavis617 16d ago

I think there is another aged 80 year old person in very questionable health we might consider on the bubble…🙄

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

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u/homero1977 16d ago

Even Satan doesn’t want anything to do with kiddie diddlers

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

That include Michael Jackson?

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u/AspiringGoddess01 16d ago

The rule of three must be satiated, I will await tomorrow's headlines.

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u/Xefert 16d ago

Shelly fabares

How did that not make the news?

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u/DiscussionPuzzled470 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fW9RtiTX4LxhS

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u/alexlp 16d ago

I’m just asking Bette Midler gets extra protective padding and a medical detail for a while

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 16d ago

Hayden Pantierre?

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u/Hightower840 16d ago

Was not 80 years old.

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 16d ago

Well yeah, I thought we were just running groups of three

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u/lndubitablyMe 16d ago

The age coincidence is just too crazy to ignore though.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2302 16d ago

Yeah, why aren’t we considering her?

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u/ShuffleRom 16d ago

Here for the comments referring to another "80 Year Old" that needs to go....

Was not disappointed.....

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u/Toffeelady512 16d ago

Please let it not be Linda Rondstadt. Losing Dolly was hard enough, but Linda will do me in. I shouldn’t even put it out in the universe.

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u/Beneficial-Math-7290 Ina Garten Davita 16d ago

Hayden Panettiere was first, then Frank Beard. So that’s 4.

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u/EgbertSouse2 16d ago

I guess y'all are too young to remember Shelley Fabares & Jaye P. Morgan.

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u/Beneficial_Ship_7988 16d ago

They are.

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u/Beneficial_Ship_7988 16d ago

We lost Shelley Fabares over the weekend. The Rule of Three applies.

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u/fatjap-9830 16d ago

Unless it’s Donald Trump. He’s also 80, also in apparent ill health. He absolutely does not fit the “beloved“ category, but he qualifies for the rest.

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u/This_Memory_2295 16d ago

Shelley Faberes, the teen idol of the 60s and she played Christine on the TV show Coach just died at 82.

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u/DVindictus 16d ago

The one time I'm hoping Hayden was the start of the trio

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u/skotgil2 16d ago

#3 = RIP, Jaye P. Morgan - 94

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u/TheSquirrelWithin 16d ago

The Gong Show was great

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u/captainrondj 16d ago

Frank Beard from ZZ Top was the 3rd

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u/terphunter420 16d ago

Y'all need to know the "third" your asking about was the "first".

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u/Appropriate_Name8792 16d ago

Rule of 3 was pre-internet. Now we’re blasted with everyone’s deaths moment after it happens.

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u/popoPitifulme 16d ago

I just looked up what other celebrities are 80. How morbid was that!

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2302 16d ago

Any hints at who might be next?

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u/popoPitifulme 16d ago

No but it was pretty trippy learning which are 80. A lot of the pics were from when they were at their prime.

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u/buzzard50 16d ago

Everyone saying the same thing

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u/whyaloon2 16d ago

For those seeking a third to join Dolly and Tim, Ike Willis of the Frank Zappa The Best band, has died.

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u/ZebraMussell 16d ago

Another toothpick

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 16d ago

“Okay, Grim Reaper, kill that famous 80-year-old! …Wait, no no no, not that one! Damn it! The other one—the guy, had a small part in Home Alone 2…no no no no NO”

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u/LisaOGiggle 16d ago

The 3rd happened already.
Frank Beard of ZZ Top..
https://giphy.com/gifs/DHTHw715ZYH9m

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u/CrazyMinute69 16d ago

It's too long ago to count.

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u/Lonely-Ad-5340 16d ago

A certain celebrity in the White House is 80..

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u/analdongfactory 16d ago

The third was Yayoi Kusama.

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u/Wednesday1958 16d ago

We lost actress Shelly Fabares, age 82 last week. I thought of Tim Curry as being the third one lost.

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u/Direct_Alternative94 16d ago

My asshole father just turned 80 but he’s not a celebrity. Quick, how do we make him an instant celebrity?

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u/CaptainSteed 16d ago

You missed Shelley Fabares,,,we have the three already.

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u/murmalerm 16d ago

People keep dying and there’s no rule of three

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u/Iromenis 16d ago

King Harald of Norway is rumored to be on his death bed.

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u/Tak-Hendrix 16d ago

Peter Cullen just died today

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u/kiwiguy187 16d ago

Oooh boy

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u/lgramlich13 15d ago

ZZ Top's Frank Beard passed away recently.

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u/SomeEchidna862 15d ago

Yeah, or any politicians who are close to 80 and ruining the world..

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u/DishRelative5853 15d ago

Peter Cullen

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u/drspin- 15d ago

80 years old is old…sorry but it is, lots of people die at that age whether they are a celebrity or not

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u/smellysmell80011 15d ago

Some orange fuck in power

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u/Financial-Talk9397 15d ago

trump's 80.........do it

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u/Background_Local_425 14d ago

It was Peter Cullen

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 13d ago

Peter Cullen?

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u/lndubitablyMe 16d ago

Sorry to have offended you. Meant no disrespect.

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u/lndubitablyMe 16d ago

Had no idea. I’ve heard it phrased that way plenty of times and thought it sounded charming and respectful, but I can see now how somebody could find it irritating in the way you have. I’ll refrain from using it unless I know the person on the receiving end will appreciate it.

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u/GateDeep3282 16d ago

Does Bob Barker count as 3?

I mean I know he was controversial, but he was a celebrity.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 16d ago

Ugh everyone needs to stop with this rule of three nonsense. If you look for threes, you're gonna find threes. Frank Beard of ZZ Top died. Does that not count? What about Hayden?

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u/Special_Order-937 16d ago

80 year olds, dude.

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u/LostVanya 16d ago

And I hope brainless idiots stop pretending 'the rule of 3' is a thing.

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u/Redditeer28 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HY61V3hsKYne0

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u/BrianRFSU 16d ago

Joe Biden ?

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u/Jinxdacapapakoon 16d ago

Bill Clinton

🕊️RIP 🕊️ First Dolly Parton, then Tim Curry. Both 80 years young. I hope no other celebrities of the same age fall prey to The Rule of Three, as Tracy Jordan might say.

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