r/PoursTea • u/esporx • 23h ago

🕊️RIP 🕊️ Nap Time At a 9/11 Memorial Day Service

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u/Mindless_Client1453 23h ago

That button is stressing like a Hegseth bench press.

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u/Jean-Jacques_Oldman 22h ago

That's why you're supposed to unbutton your jacket when sitting. Not that this loser would have the first clue about style and class.

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u/Kindly_Invite3246 22h ago

Surprised it hasn't flown off and nailed someone in the face yet

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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 21h ago

It really is astonishing how somebody who has lived so long in wealth is so ignorant of decorum.

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u/forgetfulsue 20h ago

He’s klassy, that’s why. His idea of “class” is “Gilded Age” everything. Long out of style for its time. Don’t get me wrong, it has its time and place and I appreciate it, but it’s not as wealthy looking as he thinks it is.

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u/jungl3j1m 22h ago

How can he not know this? My dad taught me that when I got my first suit in 8th grade.

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u/creampop_ 21h ago

He said he's the same as he was in first grade. You're officially classier than the president of the US. 🥳

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u/thegreatmattsby24 19h ago

Not to mention, it you know….feels uncomfortable

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

In fairness I am not a man of class, I have never worn a suit, I didn't know that either. Considering he isn't either it's not surprising he doesn't know

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u/jghike 14h ago

Not super farfetched, no one ever taught me that. I learned it by watching Jon Stewart and Colbert when they greeted guests 😅

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u/ed_11 18h ago

he probably lacks the dexterity to button it back up, so just leaves it as is

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u/Cypher1492 22h ago

It's at its limit.

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u/Thick-Lawfulness7164 17h ago

But then his impressive physique would be in full view of the public.

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u/Grane0 17h ago

Gotta try to hide that gut

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u/graz999 19h ago

Stitched in with wire

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u/itbedehaam 16h ago

I'm scared I'm gonna get beaned by a flying button again and I'm not even there...