r/PoursTea 22h ago

šŸ•ŠļøRIP šŸ•Šļø Nap Time At a 9/11 Memorial Day Service

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 22h ago

…and please remain asleep.

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u/CyberFireball25 22h ago

I'm a simple person. I see Sandlot, I upvote

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u/E_D_K_2 22h ago

I thought I'd finally after 30 years look up who played this cop. It's a white guy. All this time ive been wrong.

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u/belmanpoes 22h ago

He's pre-dying.

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u/Pipe_Memes 21h ago

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 18h ago

I need to get a "wrap it up" box.

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u/161frog 13h ago

You better wrap that sh!t up, B

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u/Novel_Control_1922 13h ago

What movie is that from?

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u/Pipe_Memes 13h ago

TV show. Chapelle’s Show

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u/Novel_Control_1922 13h ago

you got me feeling old bro

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u/pell80 22h ago

Look how the right side of his face is slouching, clear indication of a stroke

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u/Pipe_Memes 21h ago

That’s Satan pulling him downwards.

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u/Previous-One933 20h ago

A hot poker awaits...

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u/SilverHairedFox11 18h ago

Diarrhea sizzling on a hot poker rod.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 20h ago

Hopefully for his @$$! In prison!

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u/boringgit101 15h ago

He's sitting on his shoulder

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u/Sweet-Ad9366 14h ago

Comment of the year.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 21h ago

He is a fuckin stroke

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u/Thick-Lawfulness7164 17h ago

I think you meant joke.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 17h ago

That too lol

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u/blueindsm 19h ago

The same thing happened at last year's 9/11 ceremony. https://www.c-span.org/clip/white-house-event/user-clip-trump-with-very-visible-facial-drooping/5171711

Watch his hand in the next few days and I bet he has bruising from an IV from the medication.

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u/Neweggdotcom 22h ago

Anyday now I hope.

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 21h ago

the mitch mcturtle special

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u/aartadventure 13h ago

Any update on what happened to Mitch? I remember some creepy AI photos and then nothing.

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u/GardeniaInMyHair 12h ago

His office apparently is not saying whether or not he'll be appearing for votes next week. ::shocker::

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u/Ryan_e3p 21h ago

Not today. Today is a day of remembrance. I don't want it to be a day of celebration. Dying on 9/11 would be Trump's way of once again taking a national tragedy and making it about himself.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 21h ago

I'm pretty sure that most people would be just fine with that. Whatever gets the job done.

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u/Movinginplace25 19h ago

Tomorrow is fine
Hell let's go with the stroke of midnight tonightšŸ˜Ž

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u/1Avidobserver 18h ago

A stroke at the stroke !

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u/tauntonlake 20h ago

How are we supposed to have a national day of celebration on 9/11 ?

Hold on for one more day, you old goat.

9/12. A national holiday of celebration.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 20h ago

JD Vance (cringily) already wants to ā€œcelebrate 9/11ā€.

These people are the most tone death, super unaware, ill informed…

We all know that the GangsOfPedophiles crew would hide him, just like they’re not dealing with Turt McConnell’s absence.
They’re above law and they can do whatever the hell they want.

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u/Astorath_the_dim 19h ago

Would be one last example of him taking something and making it about him

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u/PeanutPinkNose 18h ago

get over it, I'd start block parties tonight that lasted the week

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 13h ago

We wouldnt find out he's dead for weeks while they autopen his signature to the worst shit imagineable.

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u/Wretched_epiphany 20h ago

You're not wrong, but at this point, he can have it. The sooner the better, period.

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u/QualifiedQuirkyQuail 21h ago

What is going on with Melanoma’s face?

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 20h ago

Permanent bitch face, what else?

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u/hellolovely1 17h ago

She looks meaner than ever somehow.

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u/Mode_Select 21h ago

There's going to be a magical day soon when he doesn't wake up and when I hear the news I'll be at full mast

https://giphy.com/gifs/VPV0CVtbU6ZKU

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u/Several-Signature583 21h ago

You won’t hear the news. What they are doing with Mitch McConnell right now is a test run for what they’ll do with trump. His AI hologram will still be running for president in 2032.

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u/aspidities_87 20h ago

They’re gonna have to institute a FastPass/Lightning Lane situation for the line to peepee on his grave

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 22h ago

The face droop has to be from a stroke, right?

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u/GMBong 22h ago

He just looks miserable which totally tracks.

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 22h ago

not miserable enough.

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u/AlayneKr 22h ago

I hope he shit himself while sitting there and had to sit in it.

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u/henryeaterofpies 21h ago

For him that's just the normal feeling

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u/Mac_Sunny3791 21h ago

He’d blame it on Biden lol

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u/Rosco151 21h ago

Ah, the "Biden sh!t my pants" move. Pure 7D chess.

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u/Mac_Sunny3791 21h ago

Gotta love the MAGA folk who think the drooling diddler is some genius.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 21h ago

So does she. Like two people who completely lack souls.

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u/Poncahotas 21h ago

He's flying his face at half mast out of respect

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u/ScoobyScotty 21h ago

Dude, look at his cheekbone. The entire fucking right side of his face looks like it's trying to Kristi Noem its way onto the floor.

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u/Teal-Prowler505 21h ago

I got this reference!! Good one!!

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u/SoylentGrunt 21h ago

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 15h ago

Is that an MS13 tattoo??

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u/KactusVAXT 22h ago

An undisclosed stroke

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u/SonOfJokeExplainer 22h ago

That’s his poop face

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u/Otheus 22h ago

Anal leakage

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u/Bae_the_Elf 21h ago

I'm genuinely curious here. It's literally more and more noticeable.

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u/blackfocal 21h ago

Yes it is from a stoke. The WH hasn’t disclosed it but a lot of doctors have said they believe he’s had a stroke or two.

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u/Bae_the_Elf 21h ago

It certainly looks like one to me, speaking as a non Doctor who knows lots of people who have had strokes in real life.

This new norm that MAGA has where they hide illnesses and lie about everything while accusing the Democrats of everything they're guilty of is so strange to me. How do you go from talking about sleepy Joe every 5 minutes to this without being aware of the hypocrisy?

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u/MadRaymer 19h ago

He once tweeted (completely unprompted) that he definitely didn't have a series of mini-strokes and that it was fake news that he did.

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u/destructopop 19h ago

I'm not a doctor, but he does have that distinctive "frown" line from the bottom right of his lip down almost to his jaw, so it does look a lot like what I've observed from stroke patients.

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u/TangyByte 22h ago

You know she’s pissed he’s lasted this long. I know she wanted to spend the last spry years of her life with a young, handsome replacement instead of catching whiffs coming off the decaying physical embodiment of the current state of the country.

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u/ExternalNo1944 21h ago

She can rot in hell beside him.

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u/OneOfAKind2 21h ago

Yep. She is one sad, sorry excuse for a First Lady.

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u/Hziak 21h ago

Not in Donny’s book, I’m sure.

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u/Vachie_ 20h ago

You know, I think this is the first time I've realized she's the first lady.....

Like I know she's Trump's wife....

And I know how the presidency is supposed to work.... But because it has not worked at all like that... I totally did not realize she's the first lady until like this moment.

I give no apologies.

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u/arichnad 19h ago

For his second term, I don't blame you, but for the first term she did at least put up appearances: do you not remember "be best"?

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u/TheSaxonPlan 15h ago

"I really don't care, do u?"

Remember when she wore that green jacket with the words "I really don't care, do u?" on the back while visiting detained migrant children in Texas.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45853364

There aren't fires hot enough.

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u/ModishShrink 15h ago

H&M ass jacket on a supposed billionaire.

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u/KlingoftheCastle 21h ago

They should change her title in the history books to the third lady

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u/AmputeeHandModel 20h ago

Don't forget to count the other mistresses, though. More like sixth or seventh lady. Oh, and the kids.

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u/Major-Front 21h ago

This is the only positive about him still being alive. At least she suffers a little longer

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u/elleUno 22h ago

She already is right in his face with that secret service agent, if they’re still together. She’s never been that affectionate in public with Dump lol.

I don’t keep up with her but they seemed awfully close for a long while. I bet she holds his regular sized hand toošŸ˜‚

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u/Technical_Jury7673 22h ago

Wouldn't have lost Justin to Katy Perry if he had died when he was supposed to.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Between Katie Perry and Melania I'll take Katy Perry

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u/Significant-Judge368 22h ago

I'll bet she doesn't get rƤpƫd nearly as often these days.

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u/ClamsMcOyster 19h ago

No need to self-censor on reddit, mi amigo.

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u/phdoofus 20h ago

Something someone 'knew what they were signing up for'

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u/Faunacallieclover 22h ago

She appears to be asleep too!

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u/8amteetime 21h ago

She’s looking old herself. Is it time for Don to trade her in for a newer model? It’s what he does.

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u/SubtractOneMore 22h ago

He's just fantasizing about those big, strong firemen again

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 22h ago

He does seem to talk a lot about big strong men

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u/Operation_Neither 22h ago

And other men's penis size.

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u/LewkieSE 21h ago

Arnold Palmers big cock is his favorite to talk about.

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u/Svrider23 21h ago

Everything reminds him of bubba.

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u/RockThe40oz666 20h ago

Remember the way he talked to that UFC fighter a couple months back? Shits been rent free in my head ever since. Straight men don't talk to another man like that, not ever. Period.

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u/jake04-20 18h ago

Yeah he was drooling over some of the farmers when he met them in WI a few months back.

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u/LayerEight_Problem 20h ago

Funny story.

I went to r/conservative to check what they thought about Trump promising to give everyone $5000 if they vote for him.

While in there I was suddenly getting ads for prep and grindr.

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u/LliamSmith 16h ago

Lol, I just popped over there regarding the $5k, and it seems they're all vehemently against it... Calling it socialism xD

Right for the wrong reasons, but eh, I'll take it at this point, atleast they're waking up to his bs

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u/Dagobahbodega 21h ago

Sucking off Bubba's dong, outside the Tastee Freeze

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u/TuffnutThorston9 21h ago

Oh yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone

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u/FartingInYourMilk 22h ago

Or that one social media influencer that was just deported who they put up on the big screen in his underwear

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u/Antifa-AF 22h ago

That sleepy bastard has done more harm to the US and world than Bin Laden could ever dream of!

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u/zoeypayne 20h ago

He's certainly ended a lot more lives though his mishandling of COVID, among other things.

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u/JustLeader 17h ago

Mishandling implies he tried to handle it but failed. Trump and every single other republican criminal have intentionally lied about covid from the start. Their goal is/was to kill Americans and loot our country

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u/zeptillian 20h ago

Bin Laden could attack us and kill Americans but he did not have the power to fundamentally change our country.

Everything the changed in America after 9/11 was changed by American politicians using the fear he created for their own benefit.

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u/Suspicious_Flower_0 20h ago

After 9/11 the majority of the free world embraced America and sent our troops into battle with them.

25 years later America is destroying all the relationships with the countries that stood by them, special shout out to Canadians for taking in so many American citizens from grounded flights, denouncing the soldiers that died for America's wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and threatening the sovereignty of Europe.Ā 

Whilst pallying up with Israel, Russia and fucking North Korea.Ā 

Well done America, just well done.Ā 

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u/21Rollie 17h ago

Bin Laden’s kill count was surpassed on the daily when this baboon let covid run rampant. It’s why I can’t take 9/11 seriously anymore. People scream ā€œnever again!ā€ but when you could save your neighbors by wearing a damn paper mask and taking a little shot, you chose not to. Not because you have a valid reason, but because you saw your political opponents doing that and you have to do the opposite

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u/bavmotors1 19h ago

one could make the case that trump is bin laden’s handiwork - what he did to the country laid the framework for a trump style presidency

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u/Stormy_Sunflower 21h ago

It's horrible how true this comment is!!!

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u/Mindless_Client1453 22h ago

That button is stressing like a Hegseth bench press.

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u/Jean-Jacques_Oldman 22h ago

That's why you're supposed to unbutton your jacket when sitting. Not that this loser would have the first clue about style and class.

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u/Kindly_Invite3246 22h ago

Surprised it hasn't flown off and nailed someone in the face yet

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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 20h ago

It really is astonishing how somebody who has lived so long in wealth is so ignorant of decorum.

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u/jungl3j1m 21h ago

How can he not know this? My dad taught me that when I got my first suit in 8th grade.

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u/creampop_ 21h ago

He said he's the same as he was in first grade. You're officially classier than the president of the US. 🄳

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u/OregonTripleBeam 22h ago

This image is a meme goldmine

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u/MoveOverBieber 22h ago

It should be on posters with the word "NOPE" in large letters, Dems, where is your PR department??

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u/forgetfulsue 20h ago

Where’s the artist that did the ā€œHopeā€ picture? Make it into ā€œNopeā€ with this!

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u/Zero26D 22h ago

The dude on the right looks like he can take a punch

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u/Terrible_Radio7353 20h ago

They’re starting to look alike

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u/mosswick 19h ago

MAGAts will call Michelle Obama a man, all while their first lady has a massive manjaw.Ā 

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u/whomes101 22h ago

What a miserable looking pair of cunts. Constant anger really takes its toll.

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u/Temporary-Life9986 21h ago

Cunts have warmth and depth, these two have neither.Ā 

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u/TheReptealian 22h ago

He’s awake, he’s just aged horribly from the stress of putting us through the worst time period to ever be alive on earth.

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u/MetaCardboard 22h ago

He's not intelligent or self aware enough to feel stressed. And he's way too privileged.

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u/Mr_robasaurus 19h ago

His handlers keep him in a bubble, he has 0 exposure to the outside world and they have created him his own allegory of the cave.

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u/DanMozzy 22h ago

Why is Caitlyn Jenner there?

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u/Agile-Character-1439 22h ago

He’s mad he couldn’t go on one of his Rally rants at the actual 9/11 memorial

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u/FollowingTypical8508 22h ago edited 22h ago

As a non-American - why do the politicians and news agencies not just call Trump out on these appalling behaviours and all of his other AI images and shame-faced lies?

This should be challenged on a daily basis.

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u/RaspberrySam 21h ago

Because all the most accessible news sources are owned by somebody he owns. And most of his supporters don't want to be told any inconvenient truths.

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u/FollowingTypical8508 21h ago

It should be such an easy win for any Liberal comedians, reporters and news sources. I can’t believe we never see him challenged on the global stage for all he says and does. When he is challenged he resorts to playground insults - again - this should be challenged with a clear and intelligent come back to him.

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u/ThePhoenixXM 20h ago

Not to mention, he has control of the FCC, which just recently took an interview Kimmel had with Talarico off the TV because Talarico is critical of Trump, so there is no guarantee that Democrats will even reach MAGA at all.

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u/01is 20h ago

They have been. People have been calling him out on all kinds of stuff since he first started running in 2015. It's just that his base either doesn't care, or more likely, they only ever see news coverage from sources who are heavily right-wing and pro-Trump.

There's basically a pro-Trump media industrial complex at work 24/7 ensuring that if you want you can only ever see coverage that practically makes him out to be the second coming of Christ.

If you live outside the US you probably never see this media, so it must seem inexplicable that anyone actually supports him.

Also consider that he's been so heavily criticized by mainstream media sources for so long now that his base has basically decided to treat everything they say about him as smears and lies and ignore it.

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u/BarryRightWrong 20h ago

Shits himself, slips on it, starts to get up, slips again, shits himself,Ā  repeat.Ā 

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u/WitnessRegular6937 22h ago

Is that Cersei Lannister next to him?

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u/WokeUpInMadrid 22h ago

Give Cersei some credit now

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u/OneOfAKind2 21h ago

Cersei Lannister was attractive and even smiled once in a while. This one has permanent eastern-bloc resting bitch-face.

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u/Relative_Mix_216 22h ago

If only Trump hunted boar…

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u/KlingoftheCastle 21h ago

The king’s too fat for his armor!

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u/OctopathOptimus 22h ago

Dreaming about the day when those big, strong firemen pulled him from the rubble as the doves flew in the backend sky

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u/cyclingisthecure 20h ago

He can only stay awake for the grifting parts of the presidency

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u/shillyshally 19h ago

It is my singular goal, pushing 80 myself, that I live long enough to see news of him dead.

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u/Rich_cranium2025 22h ago

It’s sad that he wakes up.

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u/Motor_Run6170 22h ago

They look like aliens

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 20h ago

Reptilians, get it right!

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u/vonhizzle 22h ago

Not enough underage girls to keep his attention

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u/ttsqualitydetail 21h ago

I’m sorry. How do they call Michelle Obama a man but Melania here is supposedly the peak of femininity? Nah.

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u/deadphisherman 20h ago

At least when he's sleeping he can't fuck up the country more or commit additional felonies.

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u/cdog77 19h ago

That 77M americans voted for king stupid blows my mind everyday.

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u/MxSharknado93 15h ago

All he does is crap himself on camera now.

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u/lndubitablyMe 22h ago

I really need to make a Reddit account that doesn’t follow any subreddits even remotely related to Trump. I just want to scroll for three seconds without seeing his dumb photo.

He looks kind of like a drunk muppet in this one.

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u/dopeless42day 22h ago

She looks rather disinterested, like she would rather be fucking the pool boy than sitting beside her foul smelling husband.Ā 

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u/PDT_FSU95 20h ago

Can she just call Putin and put us all out of our misery?

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 20h ago

Not… about… me… must sleep… have to rage Truth tonight.😓

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u/Shinagami091 20h ago

Man, chat GPT is popping off. I didn’t tell it to put MAGA on the sweater 🤣

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u/Competitive_Ad7228 19h ago

Fleecing the American public must be exhausting.

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u/drew2891 22h ago

So much love in one picture šŸ˜…
he must be « smelly »

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u/Limp-Milk-7620 22h ago

You know, having worked in a nursing home for a number of years I saw a lot of residents that looked exactly like that in their chairs

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u/deadphishbiscuits 22h ago

Sleeping, or the beginning of shitting his pants, ya know how a baby just gives ya one of them looks then ya get the smell

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u/Beachboy442 22h ago

UNFIT FOR DUTY. UNFIT FOR POTUS.

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u/SugarFut 22h ago

That botox working over time trying to make his stroke face even.

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u/markjthompson72 21h ago

It is be because he has zero compassion for anybody but himself and this ceremony wasnt about him. Ill never forget him on air during 9/11 bragging that his building was now the tallest. That should have told everyone who he really is.

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u/73CapriceDrop 20h ago

Is it me, or is the bitch starting to look like him?

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u/NavyThrone 20h ago

Is that Mick Jagger next to that old, sleeping man?

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u/Lane0194 20h ago

The fuckin double standard makes me insane. If Biden stumbled over 2 words all republicans talked about was how unfit for office he is. But when this droopy face, orange pile of sh!t that looks worse than a embalmed corpse in a casket can’t stay awake for 2 minutes nothing.

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u/IndependentBig7050 20h ago

For someone that called Joe Biden, Sleeping Joe. This guy sure sleep a lot. Snoring and drooling too. Maybe even shat in his diaper.

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u/restingbitchsocks 19h ago

Sleepy Joe Biden Donald Trump

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 18h ago

She looks so miserable.