r/PoursTea 23h ago

🕊️RIP 🕊️ Nap Time At a 9/11 Memorial Day Service

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u/TangyByte 23h ago

You know she’s pissed he’s lasted this long. I know she wanted to spend the last spry years of her life with a young, handsome replacement instead of catching whiffs coming off the decaying physical embodiment of the current state of the country.

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u/ExternalNo1944 22h ago

She can rot in hell beside him.

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u/OneOfAKind2 22h ago

Yep. She is one sad, sorry excuse for a First Lady.

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u/Hziak 21h ago

Not in Donny’s book, I’m sure.

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u/Crafty_Evening_6880 21h ago

There’s plenty of real evidence that what’s-her-face and Trump were very close to Epstein. We don’t need AI to manufacture the evidence

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u/Aggravating-Wolf-823 21h ago

Spreading AI shit really does not help bring justice

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u/Ok-Chip9068 21h ago

Man fuck off with your ai slop.

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u/PoMo-G 20h ago

Is it AI? Does it even matter anymore?

The Great Pumpkin spins tall tales every. single. day. ...and nothing happens; zero accountability. He puts his dementia on display every. single. day. ... and nothing happens; no 25th amendment here. I actually agree: AI garbage is not wanted or needed.

...but I'm tired boss. I'm tired of the 1%. I'm tired of there being no justice for the victims of Epstein & friends... or for the victims of racial profiling - both the everyday type and under the guise of immigration enforcement... I'm tired of the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer (all while being told to like it).

I appreciate your comment, because you are correct. It's just... I'm just tired, boss...

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u/Ok-Chip9068 19h ago

My problem is that they lie and cheat enough, we can justifiably be disgusted by them without making up stupid shit.

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u/JelmerMcGee 19h ago

May suggest going outside for a walk, without your phone?

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u/PoMo-G 18h ago

100%. I try, I do. :)

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 21h ago

Not the AI Epstein photos 😭😭😭

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u/Vachie_ 21h ago

You know, I think this is the first time I've realized she's the first lady.....

Like I know she's Trump's wife....

And I know how the presidency is supposed to work.... But because it has not worked at all like that... I totally did not realize she's the first lady until like this moment.

I give no apologies.

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u/arichnad 19h ago

For his second term, I don't blame you, but for the first term she did at least put up appearances: do you not remember "be best"?

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u/TheSaxonPlan 16h ago

"I really don't care, do u?"

Remember when she wore that green jacket with the words "I really don't care, do u?" on the back while visiting detained migrant children in Texas.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45853364

There aren't fires hot enough.

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u/ModishShrink 15h ago

H&M ass jacket on a supposed billionaire.

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u/xskyhiixsarah 3h ago

For her to wear that is f-ing insane. Her people never said "think of the where you're going and the message it sends"? Wild.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 16h ago

and paving over jackie O's rose garden!

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u/tawDry_Union2272 17h ago

to your credit, she's been fairly absent this go 'round.

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u/KlingoftheCastle 21h ago

They should change her title in the history books to the third lady

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u/AmputeeHandModel 21h ago

Don't forget to count the other mistresses, though. More like sixth or seventh lady. Oh, and the kids.

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u/windsynths 20h ago

It’s funny how much she actually looks like him

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u/FlatwormAway2228 17h ago

First First Lady who you can see naked on the internet.

Thanks family values crowd.

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u/twoxchrome 16h ago

God I miss Michelle

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u/Major-Front 21h ago

This is the only positive about him still being alive. At least she suffers a little longer

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u/FreneticPlatypus 21h ago

She buttered her bread, now she can sleep in it.

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u/RedditIsLeBoring 18h ago

She knew all about him and Epstein. She was right there in that circle.

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u/GreyerGrey 19h ago

Right? She knew. I could almost forgive Ivana - first wife, didn't necessarily know. Marla was an AP turned short term wife. But third time? C'mon. You know.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 15h ago

our country sucks. everyone mad at president, but the only sort of rebellion we ever see is former students rebelling against their schools.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 13h ago

The non-silicone parts anyway

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u/Wolvertoon 11h ago

Hey! That's not very "be best" of you

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u/exhiledqueen 11h ago

It’s easy enough to imagine looking at this picture. They both look like corpses here.

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u/PrimeZodiac 10h ago

Bring back burial or cremation for both when one goes to speed up the healing

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 48m ago

So I’m genuinely curious…
Why is she so bad?
I don’t know too much about her other than she was a like a model or pageant Queen whatever and donated bunches of money to charity (allegedly).
I know why Trump is so bad, but idk why she is

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u/elleUno 22h ago

She already is right in his face with that secret service agent, if they’re still together. She’s never been that affectionate in public with Dump lol.

I don’t keep up with her but they seemed awfully close for a long while. I bet she holds his regular sized hand too😂

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u/yogrark 18h ago

That was her body double who showed all that affection. :P

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u/OG-Bluntman 23h ago

That’s why she keeps Baron

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u/beautifulasusual 22h ago

What…what am I looking at?!?!

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u/creampop_ 21h ago

Republican Family Values

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u/Svrider23 21h ago

Just a photo shoot at trump tower.

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u/ScoobyScotty 21h ago

You're looking at Melania shoving her right leg so far up her adult son's crotch while grasping his upper thighs; you wouldn't be able to tell who has the bigger hard-on for the other person.

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u/slowmokomodo 16h ago

An autistic teenage boy straddling his mommy in some weird, tacky dungeon.

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u/I_Make_Song_Threads 20h ago

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u/3point14purr 20h ago

Four legs. Cannot vomit.

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u/Gooner-Goddess1 19h ago

My dog has four legs and vomits just fine

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u/_BrokenButterfly 17h ago edited 16h ago

I'm 62% sure horses can't vomit. I think it read it on reddit once.

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u/Levintry 22h ago

My dad had the wild theory that this picture wasn't an inappropriate picture with a mom and her son, because Ivanka is really the mother.

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u/throwaway098764567 21h ago

oof, still wildly inappropriate, just less incesty

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u/Magnon 21h ago

Stepmother what are you doing!?

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u/ScoobyScotty 21h ago

We're skipping the whole plausible "but we're not related by blood" part and jumping right into Lannister territory here. Just way, way worse.

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u/ThePhantom71319 20h ago

Ok all of… that… aside, look at the decor! It’s so excessive and, gaudy? It’s just SO much. He’s trying to make the White House look like that, too.

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u/Dexdan 19h ago

He went full Kremlin (or bought a discarded "Dynasty" set) in 1983 and hasn't redecorated that monstrosity since.

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u/ed_11 18h ago

i don't know what's worse in this picture... the pose they're in or the decor of the place. holy barf. looks like the oval office still has a ways to go in its transformation into this mess.

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u/_BrokenButterfly 17h ago

I don't like this.

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u/avvizzle 20h ago

He ain’t handsome tho

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u/Technical_Jury7673 22h ago

Wouldn't have lost Justin to Katy Perry if he had died when he was supposed to.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Between Katie Perry and Melania I'll take Katy Perry

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u/Significant-Judge368 22h ago

I'll bet she doesn't get räpÍd nearly as often these days.

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u/ClamsMcOyster 20h ago

No need to self-censor on reddit, mi amigo.

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u/Jack-Innoff 18h ago

These days that's no longer true. Reddit is getting really bad with it's censorship.

I forget which sub it was, but I was trying to post a comment yesterday, and it wouldn't let me post because of the word 'crap'. Like I literally couldn't post, the button was greyed out.

I need to find something better for time wasting, this place isn't as fun as it used to be.

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u/FeyrisMeow 18h ago

That's not a reddit thing, that's a sub specific thing.

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u/Jack-Innoff 17h ago

Yes, and more amd more subs are going that direction.

Try typing F*ck here and see what happens

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u/MyAskRedditAcct 13h ago

It's reddit, too. They automated most things so innocent content gets sniped for no reason.

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u/circa_tree 4h ago

Fuck

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u/Jack-Innoff 3h ago

Yeah? You saw that little message come up right? Won't be long before it'll take away your ability to post.

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u/makaki913 3h ago

Well fuck

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u/Significant-Judge368 20h ago

You do if you want it to be seen

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Yeah never seen anyone on reddit call Trump a racist, but there's a first for everything I suppose

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Is it rape if you're willingly trading sex for the inheritance?

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u/FeyrisMeow 18h ago

It can be. It's complex.

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u/genesiscap0 16h ago

It can’t, consent is not rape.

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u/KookyDust8787 13h ago

Shes “willing” now.

Back when she was a pornstar prostitute, First Prostitute def was violated for a Klondike bar

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 13h ago

Man, that’s a weird thing to admit to thinking about.

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u/phdoofus 21h ago

Something someone 'knew what they were signing up for'

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u/Faunacallieclover 22h ago

She appears to be asleep too!

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u/8amteetime 21h ago

She’s looking old herself. Is it time for Don to trade her in for a newer model? It’s what he does.

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u/Joe_B_Likes_Tacos 21h ago

Is surprise political career made that difficult for him. I think he's kind of stuck with her now, at least through the rest of his term. The political career also gave her more power which is kind of interesting.

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u/_BrokenButterfly 17h ago

More power to do what? Plagiarise Michelle Obama?

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u/Hot-Importance1367 21h ago

Natalie harp is kept around for a reason

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u/richbeezy 22h ago

She's just keeping the poop fumes out of her eyes.

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 21h ago

She's starting to remind me of Kato Kailin.

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u/HeffalumpGlory 20h ago

I was thinking Bill Nighy with long hair, like in Hitchhiker’s Guide.

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u/Jolly-Cricket-3397 20h ago

Oooofffffffff....now that was one useless guy.

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u/Fermented_Identity 18h ago

She already is. Hank Siemers. But she’s under contract to appear like a good 1st lady wife.

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u/StMaartenforme 17h ago

She's pissed? I'd say - lady you have NO FUCKING CLUE how many of us feel the same way.

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u/LucastaPasta 14h ago

She's waited so long for him to die she's starting to look like Lorraine Branco

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u/CommercialAgency928 22h ago

TBH, they're rarely together, only when they need it for optics. She probably is banging another dude somewhere.

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u/meatpopsicle42 22h ago

You sleep in the bed you make, don’t ya?

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u/Custom_Destination 21h ago edited 20h ago

“I really don’t care, do you?”

As written on that cunt’s jacket while visiting a migrant child detention centre.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 20h ago

TONE DEFF

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u/flactulantmonkey 19h ago

Nah she heard the tone she was putting out just fine.

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u/Narrow_Letterhead91 21h ago

cute daydream

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u/0202_tihssitidder 20h ago

She has 2 boyfriends. One is about 10 years younger. The other is another wealthy guy in security.

She gets her back blown out daily. Has for the entire time her and Don Ped0 have been together. She doesn't gaf if he's alive.

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u/WorthPlease 20h ago

There's no way in hell she's not fucking other dudes.

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u/LoFriedBurgers 20h ago

She absolutely deserves all bad things that karma will present her with through her lifetime.

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u/Agitated_Shop950 20h ago

she’s also pissed that katy perry stole her man.

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u/-UsernameHere 20h ago

I hope she's buried with him when he goes.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 20h ago

If he wasn’t president, she probably would be and he wouldn’t care.

But she’s as rotten as him and is getting what she deserves

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u/RockItGuyDC 19h ago

Good. Fuck her.

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u/bishbosh420 19h ago

Look how much space those two chairs have between them. She does not want to be next to him lol

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u/Snoo_69677 17h ago

She always sits noticeably far away from him

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u/Zestyclose_400 17h ago

The appearance fee makes up for all of that discomfort.

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u/Willing-Knee-9118 17h ago

I dont really care, do you?

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u/flittingly1 16h ago

She'll be outta the US as soon as he croaks

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u/Electronic-Elk8736 21h ago

Eastern European woman are freaky. Maybe she has a poop fetish and is very happy.