r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 14h ago
PoliticalTea š³ļø Pictures are worth a thousand words...
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u/bluereddit2 13h ago
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u/Lorddoctorjava 13h ago
Don't forget President Biden isn't in the pedo-files...
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u/ExpertRutabaga3415 12h ago
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u/boostsensei 11h ago
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u/RadasNoir 8h ago
Ah, I see they're already prepping for their "Weekend at Bernie's" contingency.
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u/Lonestar-Dragon 4h ago
I thought Mitch McConnell was their trial run , has he still not publicly appeared yet?
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u/CommunicationNew3745 12h ago
- and, the monkey's mouth isn't drooping on one side . . .
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u/Rao_616 11h ago
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
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u/UranusIsPissy 9h ago
You think that'd help anything? It'd just make him even more useless, and, in my experience, a stroke's effect on someone's personality and behavior is likely to be negative.I've seen good people turn into assholes after strokes.
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u/tdurden1969 13h ago
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u/AverageIndependent20 12h ago
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm MAGA.
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u/ExistentialRebellion 12h ago
Ever notice how when MAGA criticizes Trump they have to precede it with a declaration of loyalty? "I think he's great and I voted for him three times, BUT..."
Definitely not a cult tho.
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u/Last-Energy420 11h ago
Typical racist behavior. Iām not racist BUTā¦
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u/TraductorPerdido 11h ago
I have to wonder if someday being MAGA will turn out to be like being racist is today: No one will openly admit that's what they were, and they'll be offended if someone even dares to insinuate such a thing ā but somehow their beliefs won't really change.
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u/JesusWasAutistic The Timeline Sucks 10h ago
How can I be racist? I waved hi to a black guy at Home Depot the other day. Pfft.
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u/Mindless_Connection 12h ago
I hated Trump after he said he would be dating Ivanka.
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u/PattyLovesPiL 11h ago
And Biden didnāt get the U.S. into an unnecessary war.
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u/bluereddit2 9h ago edited 9h ago
President Biden ended the forever war in Afghanistan. Kudos. gop and maga seek forever wars to support the military industrial complex, all the way back to tricky dick. Even though Johson was an ass in foreign policy (Sen McCain said so) and could not organize 2 sheets of paper correctly (but he was proud of his length and he used to show people), Vietnam was grossly perpetuated by tricky dick for the military indistrial complex. It might have been Nixon's Iran, to distract from his may other misedeed and treason, going back to '68. So there.
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u/bluereddit2 6h ago
Several U.S. presidents have lowered the annual federal deficit during their time in office, though leaving with a lower deficit than what was inherited depends heavily on economic conditions, tax policies, and actions by Congress. [1]
usa today com/story/news/factcheck/2020
Presidents Who Exited with a Lower Deficit or Surplus
Bill Clinton (1993ā2001): Lowered the deficit significantly through the 1993 budget agreements and the 1997 Balanced Budget Act, eventually achieving four consecutive federal budget surpluses ending with a surplus in 2000. [1]
investopedia com /ask/answers /030515/which-united-states-presidents-have-run-largest-budget-deficits.asp), [2]
Barack Obama (2009ā2017): Inherited a record $1.4 trillion deficit during the 2008 financial crisis and cut the annual deficit by more than half by the end of his two terms. [1]
democrats.senate gov/dpcc-report-just-the-facts -republicans-create-huge-deficits), investopedia com/ask /answers/030515/which-united-states-presidents-have-run-largest-budget-deficits.asp .
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u/Low_Map346 9h ago
It should be emphasized that those economic points were done after the pandemic too when our economy was in serious danger of collapse. Biden took over Trump's incredible mishandling of the pandemic and righted the ship. He doesn't get enough credit for that.
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u/Mammoth-Cover-3045 11h ago
I think ppeople hate on Biden because things weren't very good late 2021/2022 because covid was in full swing due to the Delta and Omicron variants. Instead of how we were doing before Trump took took office. Where we were getting back to some kind of normalcy, rather than how we as a country were before, and sadly how we are as a country now.
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u/SlightWerewolf4428 13h ago
respect to Biden
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u/Not-TheNSA 13h ago edited 12h ago
Agreed! I mean Donald Trump is literally dying of late stage congestive heart failure. The only reason heās still alive is he has literally the best medical care in the world. Heās on all kinds of stimulants when heās in public or in front of a camera which is part of why he canāt string together a coherent thought not to mention heās got dementia. The man is literally a walking corpse. Iām really not surprised he canāt keep his eyes open. Iām surprised he hasnāt had a stroke on camera and croaked right there.
People have their opinions on Biden, but at least heās an actual American not just a mercenary narcissist who will throw in with whoever pays him the most or jerks off his ego (among other things) the most.
Edited to fix spelling mistakes.
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u/binzersguy 12h ago
I hope heās as uncomfortable as he makes others
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u/Not-TheNSA 12h ago
You and me both. I hope he can feel his flesh rotting off his bones.
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u/RusticRaisins 8h ago
Wow... I consider myself to be a pretty well worded individual but the phrase "flesh rotting off his bones" is one that has never crossed my mind and the visual it gives is amazing, so thanks for that.
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u/ClashM 12h ago
Yeah, he's clearly barely holding on. I'm convinced he only ever planned to get in, implode our government as revenge against the entire nation, steal as much as possible, then step down at the 2 year mark with a pardon for any and all crimes in perpetuity from Vance. They're doping him so hard to get him over that finish line.
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u/Not-TheNSA 11h ago
I have my own theories but I agree with everything you said. Iām pretty sure they were gonna try to marry Erika Kirk and JD to legitimize him for the base since they hate him but his wife got pregnant on purpose and fucked up the plan and Erika just flat out imploded. But I agree that theyāre doping the heck out him to get him across the finish line.
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u/themargarineoferror 11h ago
I genuinely want for it to happen on live television so badly. I want him to look horrified. I want to see the pain in his face. I want him to flop over with sh1t running down his pants and I want it to splatter his ugly wife's face.
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u/laxarue 11h ago
He actually did have a stroke on camera last year at the 9/11 pentagon ceremony. https://youtu.be/ClZhrDkwtek?si=NEqVHHPVnLuNHn8i
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u/Not-TheNSA 11h ago
Yeah I think he was having mini strokes. He did the red carpet walk in Alaska for the summit with Russia and the left side of his face was drooping, he was dragging his left leg and he was using his grilling the railing on the stairs with his right hand (he usually uses his left hand when he walks up or down stairs ti hold the railing) and he was supporting his left hand with his right when he was sitting with his hands in front of him. All of that is indicative of loss of muscle tone and motor control on the left side which is common with strokes especially minor strokes.
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u/Pinklady1219 13h ago
That man loves his country and is a patriot. No one can ever deny it
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u/redditbdum 13h ago
Trump already shamelessly disrespected American veterans in the past.
Who is actually surprised by this mouth breathers actions anymore?
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u/vigbiorn 13h ago
MAGAts when he hurts them and not just brown people
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u/chingatumadre444 13h ago
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u/Soinclined2think 13h ago
I remember Biden bike riding and actually fell off, picked himself up without assistance, got back on and continued riding. Meanwhile thereās Trump riding in a golf cart that looks like itās about to tip over. Pathetic!
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u/Sheeple_person 12h ago
Remember when he couldn't figure out how to close an umbrella so he just dropped it on the ground and walked away
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u/Lifeisgoole 8h ago
Yes, I saw it. That's how he treats everyone who's no longer useful to him, abandoned and not a further single thought for them. That includes all MAGA hat wearers too.
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u/Own_Laugh_5080 10h ago
lol no but please show me so I can laugh
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u/Custom_Destination 7h ago
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u/increaseworldsuck 6h ago
Somehow this is honestly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen him do
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u/PreviousAd547 7h ago
Biden and Obama used to do sports stuff as work outs, jogging, playing basketballĀ 3 or 4 times week. Really ticks me off when people make fun of bidens walk and clumsy. Can't see trump jogging--his poop would dribble out his shorts.
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u/bigmike1339 13h ago
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u/user_name_taken- 13h ago
This is why it kind of pisses me off when people act like he was such a bad president. They only believe that because Trump talked so much shit. He wasn't the best president, but compared to Trump he was amazing.
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u/thatsfeminismgretch 11h ago
Well, Trump took the bar to hell and then buried it, so being better than him doesn't actually mean much.
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u/bookelly 13h ago
God how much I hate this excrement-stained excuse for a human.
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u/Denalitwentytwo 13h ago
Chump is THE most pathetic piece of human pig shit on this planet.
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u/LoremasterofPretzels 12h ago
I miss Biden, at least he wasnāt a genuinely vile human being. Not saying he was the best president ever but he at least acted like a human being and didnāt make every tragedy about himself.
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u/runew0lf 9h ago
it was pleasant over in the uk with biden as president, the news was generally shite. Now (AGAIN) its like every day, WTF has the massive orange turdburgler done now! I have a bottle of champagne ready for when the bloodclot hero does its job!
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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 12h ago
My dad died from prostate cancer and he had some hardcore pain meds, like a fent patch, and he still hurt. This man has my respect for being able to stand the whole time and my heart goes out to him and his loved ones.
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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 10h ago
When my dad was near the end (kidney cancer) they prescribed fentanyl lozenges. They came on a stick like loli pop. His wife put em in a candy dish on his nightstand. This was 04 and the first time I'd ever heard of the stuff. Let me tell you, that stuff WORKED for him.
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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 13h ago
He's NOT sleeping! He is obviously just bowing his head and closing his eyes to pray for the victims' families out of respect THE WHOLE TIME. ;)
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u/tryyeezus 12h ago
Obviously someone forgot to give him his daily dose of amphetamines (aka Adderall)
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u/Royal_Razzmatazz9678 13h ago
Funny how Trump used to call him sleepy joe. He even put it in the plaque he made for him
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u/Aware-Antelope4212 11h ago
It's a bit of a cliche line but the * every accusation is a confession " thing really holds up for Trump.Ā He calls people losers, idiots, suckers, all sorts of stuff and it's always something that describes him to a tee
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u/Thebraincellisorange 7h ago
as per usual with the Group of Pedophiles; every accusation is a confession.
Biden never fell asleep in office, meanwhile ol' Dozin' Don falls asleep every other minute.
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u/StevieTvboy 13h ago
Everytime a photographer took a picture of Joe blinking the right shouted sleepy Joe. And now they say that tRump is working so hard that it's acceptable for him to sleep during the day
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u/Ok-Spot-6235 13h ago
One is a career public servant, the other a career criminal and pedophile. I can't wait until the Turnip timeline ends.
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u/GrouchyNarwhal7044 12h ago
Biden was always a better man, a better human being.
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u/Mission_Gap_9035 13h ago edited 12h ago
Cue 5000 more posts about Trump not taking a salary (unverified) and working 24/7 from his cult.
Edit: Some people didnāt appreciate my MAGA like use of queue. Iāll try to be more obvious moving forward.
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u/Saltwater_Thief 13h ago
I wish I could turn down a paltry salary while abusing my position to fucktuple the size of my personal net worth and have people call me generous and selfless etc etc
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u/BluebirdDense1485 13h ago
I wish I could call the price of an average starter home a paltry salary.
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u/coveredincathair22 12h ago
Queue 5000 more posts
In this context, the word you're looking for is "cue".
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u/bloodmagik 13h ago
Spends all his time rage baiting, posting memes for hours a day on social media. Doesnāt have any respect for the actual role of leadership. Our leader is literally asleep at the wheel. I mean literally sleeping constantly on the job.
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u/Aggravating-Bug121 13h ago
It doesn't matter who is older, but if the body is tired, it defaults to sleep. It is very telling that nobody wakes him up when he nods off during official functions. Nobody in his circle wants to disturb him in any way.
Just pathetic.
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u/ExpressGovernment385 13h ago
Trumpās supporters will be like he had been working through the night, he sleep less than 4 hours a day, etc
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u/Chev_350 13h ago edited 13h ago
I liked waking up in Australia and not having to see all the batshit crazy things your president said overnight when Biden was president. The world seemed a bit calmer.
EDIT: words added.
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u/haphazard72 13h ago
But we do see it. Ours socials are filled with his stupidity!
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u/Ok-Bus-6331 12h ago
If you see the wider photo of diaper Don you'll notice his plastic bitch is asleep as well.
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u/dumbboyhappydude44 13h ago
I was pissed that Biden didnāt step down earlier but always respected him otherwise. He is worth one billion of the stench that is the current POTUS!
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u/Elegant_Effort1526 13h ago
I love this exists. This will be in history books one day explaining the phrase āsleepy joeāā¦which sounds insane but here we are.
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u/E_seven_20 8h ago
"i didn't like her laugh"
"i wasn't inspired"
"both sides are the same"
to all of you that refused to vote...you helped him win
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u/Significant-Ocelot34 13h ago
He is making America great again while sitting on his diaper full of ai images of himself as hero
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u/Fogmoz 13h ago
Says a lot more about the people who voted for him, tbh. Trumpās behavior is inexcusable, but heās just one man. The people who saw his first term and thought, āYeah I wouldnāt mind more of thatā are the real culprits. They chose this man to be their representative on the world stage, to make decisions on their behalf, twice.
I will never forget their choice, and I will never forgive them for it.
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u/fossilized_butterfly 12h ago
People are talking about mamdani and aoc but people are not talking about this?
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u/AquanetTofana 12h ago
I canāt see this as anything more than proof positive that we live in a gerontocracy, and as a PSA for term limits and age caps on public offices. For both sides of the aisle.
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u/Successful-Ad315 12h ago
Where are his handlers? They should be prodding him and telling him to wake up in his ear piece.
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u/DenialOfExistance 12h ago
I am in absolute AWWWW of President Joe Biden! Standing for hours must have been excruciating painful for him yet he is there honoring all who have fallen! I am just sitting here shaking my head at what a wonderful, kind, loving person he is! Unbelievable!
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u/corgdad902 12h ago
Say what you want about Joe Biden but the man has integrity, a quality sorely missed these days. I'm proud to have voted for him. That walking orange diaper stain isn't a fraction of the human he is.
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u/MrJohnnyDangerously 11h ago
Never forget what Donald Trump told America live on TV on 9/11/2001: the good news is now 40 Wall Street (my building) is now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
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u/Shinzen_Takezo 7h ago
The fact that his first words out of his mouth after 9/11 was his boasting of how his building is now the tallest - speaks greatly of his character and his self involved mind. Man is as evil and sick as they come. Decrepid old stain on humanity. History will spit on his name.
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u/Square_Appearance_79 13h ago
Well you know he was up late making 2hr speeches back to back nights that no one saw or even cared to see. So it is no surprise the oldest prez ever falls asleep after not getting his naps inā¦the problem I have and every one else should have is that no one is calling this fucker out at one of most reverent events in the 21st century. It is disgustingly disrespectful. Stay home piggy!!
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u/Freakkers8008 13h ago
How tf is this the first im hearing about Bidens cancer diagnosis? That is honestly a very impressive feat considering his age and condition
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u/bobbymcpresscot 12h ago
entirety of MSM is freaking out about mamdani and AOC laughing and smiling when they greeted each other.
These people have literally nothing.
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u/Razor-Triple 8h ago
The problem isn't him falling asleep, its the waking up that is fucking us over


















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u/krichard-21 13h ago
So Sleepy Joe is still standing and Tired Trumpy is not.
Well that's the BIGLYEST surprise EVAH...