r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 2h ago

CrimeTea ⚖️ 🫆 Why so worried Steve?

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u/DiscussionPuzzled470 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fstmd853NseZ7WxTpp

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u/Denver-Ski 2h ago

Promise

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u/Here_to_lrn_nd_obsrv 2h ago

I only downvoted because this made me feel….weird. Good meme, bad feelings. Take this honorable downvote, sir.

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u/Devilshire52 1h ago

God damn it's a powerful image.

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u/Narpity 26m ago

The fact that jeff is looking at the viewer makes it 1000x creepier

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u/Lowe1313 6m ago

Like this?

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u/Johnsoid 1h ago

Yea writing that prompt is wild

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 41m ago

It doesn’t get any better than self admission. This is a crime syndicate and they are not even hiding.

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u/CallmeKahn 2h ago

Well, Steve. I'm going to ask that you go with me on this because I know it's odd, but....

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u/ZmanB-Bills 2h ago

This!

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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 1h ago edited 1h ago

Right...like there's an easy solution to his concern which is entirely within his control

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u/boardin1 1h ago

Well, yes and no. He could stop breaking the law and not have to worry about the new crimes (and their associated punishments) but we need to stop forgiving the crimes that have been committed. This asshole, and all the others that got us to this place, need to have their day in court.

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u/GeneralRieekan 1h ago

Yeah. It's too late for this a*, its not like suddenly it absolves him from all the previous sht.

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u/flyinhighaskmeY 47m ago

lol...I mean...if they lose the opposing party can make up any laws they want. That would, by definition, NOT be within his control.

I can tell from comments like this that America's ruling class (Democrat and Republican voters) have pretty much completed their transition into Nazis. All you need is a politician to unite you and we'll have Holocaust 2.0.

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u/BellaMentalNecrotica 27m ago

Oh my god we just watched this movie last night!

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u/rbowen2000 2h ago

Maybe stop criming? Just a suggestion.

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u/ZmanB-Bills 2h ago

Too late. That sorry fck and so many on the right already committed their crimes, crimes against our country, against our Constitution, and against our rights as voters. Time for consequences!!

Bannon was a key architect of J6. Piss on him.

LFG!!

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u/FlyFront9395 1h ago

Even if they did lose they’re not gonna pay for their crimes. Biden won after j6 and the only people that got in trouble were the people who went in

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u/ZmanB-Bills 1h ago

Absolutely true. Biden and Garland were far too slow and not near as aggressive on these crimes as they deserved. By the time Garland got rolling with Jack Smith, Mango Mussolini was playing the "I'm running for President" stay out of jail card. But, Trump's two most serious indictments were dropped "without prejudice" so these charges can, and WILL, be litigated again soon after J20, 2029.

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u/14Pleiadians 11m ago

I would bet everything I own that Trump never faces justice. It honestly feels detached from reality to think otherwise

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u/StrangeContest4 1h ago

There were indictments, RICO charges (Georgia mugshot), and even the Maralardo raid. It was all too little, too late, but they did try to go for the King. Merrick the Meek should have gone a lot sooner and A LOT harder, because as the saying goes, "if you come at the king, you'd best not miss."

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u/Darkdragoon324 2h ago

How the hell are we supposed to become obscenely wealthy like that?

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u/keithps 45m ago

It has absolutely nothing to do with that. They want to frame it as democrats being evil and trying to jail republicans for their political views. This is just to rile up the white nationalist population and make them view democrats as the enemy. No one who would voluntarily listen to Bannon sees it any other way and its important that people on the left understand this because its a legitimate threat.

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u/rbowen2000 42m ago

Well sure. That's true. But also I'm confident that Bannon is very aware that the things he is doing are illegal. He just also knows that he can get away with them just as long as other criminals are in power. Trump, on the other hand, might be enough of a narcissist that he thinks that what he's doing is justified because he is infallible. Hard to say for sure.

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u/Vahuo89 1h ago

They can't it's in their nature

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u/ArdentHedonist 1h ago

That ship sailed long ago.

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u/propergreased 50m ago

Gotta win somehow

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u/DanielNoWrite 13m ago edited 8m ago

I know you're joking, but his point is that they're in too deep and he is correct.

Countless individuals in government have committed blatant crimes, and if the Democrats retake power, they are at risk of prison-time.

Perhaps the Democrats will be too weak-willed to enforce the law, but it's still a massive risk from their perspective.

Bannon's message is simple. He's telling people in government that future accountability is an existential threat to them personally, so they need to ensure accountability never occurs.

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u/Skirakzalus 2h ago

I wish I could still believe that. This should have already happened before Trump's second term.

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u/Beneficial-42 2h ago

It did, he was pardoned by Trump.

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u/dprophet34 1h ago

He was literally put in prison. Trump pardoned him

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u/Fun-Dimension5196 1h ago

From a Canadian perspective, the American legal system is broken with half explicitly used as a tool of the dictator. The media is complicit and opposition is toothless. The public majority is apathetic and a quasi-religious ignorant minority rabidly supports the dictator regardless of the personal harm they incur from his whims.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 2h ago

Couldn't have done that. It would have had the howler monkeys screaming, "WITCH HUNT!" Better to let the USA crash and burn.

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u/_JustThisOne_ 1h ago

Yeah, Im sorry but not a single one of these people are going to see a jail cell. Its pretty clear the democrats have either not enough will, or not enough political power, to get any accountability whatsoever.

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u/poxteeth 24m ago

"We go high. Now isn't the time for revenge, it is time for healing." No motherfuckers, it's time for justice. Don't go soft like you did on the Confederacy. Even if they all went to prison, the Dems would keep all the contracts with the companies who propped up the regime and fail to dismantle ICE.

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u/Affectionate-Gap4382 2h ago

And not one trump supporter wonders “and why would they just send you to jail?!”

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u/masterdogwalker 2h ago

Because dems are commies who hate America of course

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u/ZmanB-Bills 1h ago

Please remember the /s for the MAGAdumBasses out there.

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u/FranticChill 2h ago

Accountability is a bitch.

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u/Marcusgunnatx 1h ago

You know this statement is playing the victim card in MAGA world. He is saying "poor us, they will put us in jail and we didnt do anything wrong!" Cowards, all of them.

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 1h ago

To fuck around is human

To find out is divine

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u/0DTEPut 2h ago

Admitting to a crime Steve?

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u/Lord_Hitachi 2h ago

He meant to say “back to prison”

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u/l111beral 2h ago

You don't need to sell it to us, Steve, we are already on board.

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u/Extension-Corner4774 2h ago

Wonder how many will “ Epstein “ themselves?

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u/Tactless_Ninja 1h ago

That's a lot of plane tickets to Isreel.

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u/ChimPhun 45m ago

Cameras in prisons will suddenly, for a sort period, be less reliable, for reasons...

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u/ZmanB-Bills 1h ago

We rightfully prosecuted over 1500 of Trump and Bannon's Insurrection foot soldiers. But, no charges against Bannon, Mike Flynn, Rudy, Roger Stone, Eastman, and Clark who helped orchestrate it all. Remember, Bannon personally called Trump just ahead of his New Years Eve party at Mar-a-lago and told him to get his ass back to DC. "We have some insurrectioning to do".

"Be there, it will be wild".

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u/jpike1077 2h ago

As it should be

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u/ZmanB-Bills 2h ago

Bannon, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Guiliani, Eastman, and Clark were key architects with Trump and a bunch of GOP members Congress for the J6 storming of our Capitol to overthrow our fair and free 2020 votes! That civilian group of losers were the ones who manned "Insurrection Headquarters" at the Willard Hotel.

Prosecute them and lock them up! All of them.

LFG!!

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u/StrangeContest4 1h ago

Let us not forget TP USA's involvement. Charlie Kirk paid for busses for the insurrectionist and TP USA CFO, Tyler Bower, signed on as an "alternative (fraudulent) elector" in Arizona.

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u/ZmanB-Bills 2h ago

Love it!!

Bannon is threatening us with good times and a return to the Rule of Law for real criminals like that sorry fckg ass pimple himself.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 2h ago

The Republicans should adopt the motto "Be gay, do crimes"

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u/Andrew-Cohen 2h ago

Don't worry, in a few years you will all be in hell.

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u/Elegant_Bison1604 2h ago

One can only hope

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u/BikerMike03RK 2h ago

We can only hope!

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u/Jolly-Situat1on 2h ago

Yeah you break the law you go to prison.

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u/blahdeblahdeda 2h ago

"Party of law and order" admitting they are not prosecuting crimes. Shocking.

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u/Real-Bit5914 2h ago

I am, surprisingly ok with that.

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u/exploration-cheese 2h ago

Confession he is a criminal !?!?

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u/Initial-Meeting362 2h ago

Yeah, you are going to prison. Good self-awareness, Steve!

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u/Informal-Arm-3942 2h ago

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time

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u/Apprehensive-Load-32 2h ago

I am so conflicted. I hope, no pray he is right. I hate to ever agree with trash like this. And I really hate that I actually prayed.

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u/trollboter 2h ago

Look guys we've done some illegal stuff. Vote for use so we don't have consequences...

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u/Turbulent_Example967 2h ago

PROSECUTE THE PEDOS FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! HE’S ONE OF ‘EM!!!!

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u/beavis617 1h ago

I can’t stop reading this because it gets better every time I do!

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u/Signal_Ad8960 1h ago

i.e. We know we did illegal shit, and the courts won't be under our control anymore.

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u/Measure-Thrice 1h ago

This is the only ad we need.

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u/Woompa78 1h ago

So vote red to keep criminals out of prison? Is that the take?

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u/Vorathian_X 48m ago

But why Steve?

Are you telling us you all committed crimes or are currently commiting crimes?

No crimes. No prison. Easy concept.

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u/BRIMoPho 46m ago

That reads like a confession.

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 2h ago

Was Musk in that room?

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u/Rich_Possible_9298 2h ago

Good. They know they are nothing but criminals!

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u/alchemyDev 2h ago

Funny that he thinks this ends in prison. They’ve subverted the law for so long the punishment needs to be permanent and non-reversible

https://giphy.com/gifs/D6wfwqFOG3HUY

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u/Zealous_ideal_4 2h ago

Aww, sucks to suck. All ya'll deserve it.

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u/Twisted-Mentat- 2h ago

That would be a best case scenario.

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u/Excellent_Egg7586 2h ago

See ya Steve!

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u/Illustrious_Soil_603 1h ago

Some? All. There will be a political purge endorsed by a vast number of Americans from both parties. This corruption will be rooted out. And the last people in those iced detention cells before we tear down these facilities will be the politicians, the secret police, and the guards themselves.

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u/LittleMushroomHead 1h ago

Should have been in jail a long, long time ago the whole lot of you corrupt bastards.

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u/Guy_NCogneeto 1h ago

You know it, I know it, we ALL know it… but it isn’t going to happen. Corruption is in power now and they fight illegally to STAY in power and out of jail. Sad that it has happened to the USA.

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u/BV56tfc 1h ago

I love how they're just admitting their guilt now. Can't hide it any longer!

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u/No-Car6897 1h ago

So what's the downside 🤔🤬

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 1h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/SoyTonatiuh 1h ago

Not just prison Steve, Guantanamo Bay, you slimey rat bastard N4z1 f!

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u/AmericanCitizenry 1h ago

ECOT?

You know, that South American prison they send people.

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u/SoyTonatiuh 15m ago

Sounds great 

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u/myke2241 1h ago

Says the guy who should still be in prison!

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u/jetpack2625 1h ago

deep state feds are all criminals and they want us to support them against immigrants so they can be tough on crime. but in order to be tough on crime they have to break the law, or that is all they know how to do because they are feds.

i hope they look forward to prison

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u/Elegant_Emu952 1h ago

Let's get on with it, then. They even built their own prisons. Plenty of room for all of them.

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u/Born-Patient-9728 1h ago

I can smell the whiskey through this photo

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u/Homersarmy41 1h ago

His local liquor store is gonna miss him so bad.

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u/KindCraft4676 1h ago

By saying he’s likely to go to prison he’s admitting to have committed crimes.

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u/Mystery-Ess 1h ago

That's exactly how I interpret it.

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u/Pinche_Gringo_621311 1h ago

Just give everyone preemptive pardons dating back 10-20 years

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYzs7eEj3CjuJva

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u/ohdaman 57m ago

VOTE BLUE n watch if he drops the soap!

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u/Curious_Orange8592 53m ago

Stop, I can only get so hard

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u/Denim_Diva1969 48m ago

Don’t threaten us with a great time

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u/Doujifunk 31m ago

If you were a decent person you could just get through the switch and go on living but if you have to worry about that then that says a lot about you

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u/DiveMasterD57 31m ago

Don’t tease us with a good time.

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u/bEErgrEMlin12 26m ago

Maybe don’t commit the crimes? Law and order right?

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u/sam56778 9m ago

These people are criminals, prison is where they belong.

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u/Remarkable_Screen_88 2m ago

Maybe, I don't know, don't do illegal stuff?

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u/Eastern-Antelope-956 2h ago

If there is a god...

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 2h ago

Prison if they're lucky, shitbag

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u/Empty-Grocery-2267 2h ago

Does he have a booger on his temple in that picture?

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u/Frankly1126 2h ago

Good! He needs reforming.

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u/lougeoang 2h ago

Better move to Venezuela

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u/Fit-Significance-436 2h ago

We accept those terms

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u/Long-Butterscotch500 2h ago

That would be so wonderful.

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u/MissionRight9893 2h ago

Confession that what they’ve been doing was illegal. No crime no fear.

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u/Own_Path_4828 2h ago

They are all scared because they k kw they are doing shady shite

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u/chatFIEND-SF 2h ago

Don’t tempt us with a good time …

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u/ObamasTanSuite 2h ago

Jesus, this dude looks like a puss filled tomato 

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u/bob3905 2h ago

The is hope and hope is a good thing.

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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 2h ago

We’re coming for you 🏁

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u/Glittering_Role1658 2h ago

Is that a promise? Certainly works for me.....

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u/terryb44875 2h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Notchersfireroad 2h ago

I'd rather these fucks all go to federal gen pop prison than hell itself. Loose all their money bribing to stay alive while they're at it.

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u/Imypurhuckleberry 2h ago

I really hope so. It's about time they get held accountable for their actions

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u/jet_fueled_genius 2h ago

Steve has become a huge tease

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u/HourNo7028 2h ago

I'm not a dermatologist, but some of those things on his face just can't be good.

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u/Mountain_Newt5646 2h ago

Fingers crossed!

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u/MyPr0j3ct 2h ago

Confessions of a guilty person implicating his friends.

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u/Odd_Resist_7104 2h ago

Don't tease.

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u/dustin-dawind 2h ago

The honesty is refreshing

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u/ClassAdventurous4595 2h ago

Waiting for that day!!

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u/statistacktic 2h ago

If he dropped the soap in prison, five guys nearby would gladly pick it up for him and hand it back.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 2h ago

Is that a threat or a promise?

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u/Life-is-Fun-435 2h ago

Don't drop the soap. 🤪🤣

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 2h ago

Maga is rough on the face

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u/superterran 2h ago

Prime reality is starting to shine through again

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u/craftsmaster1960 2h ago

And what did you do to make you think that should happen

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u/Wish_I_was_you 2h ago

I've found that the easiest way to avoid prison is to not commit crimes.

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u/talljumper7 2h ago

That’s the plan!

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u/Slappy_McJones 2h ago

Prison? lol.

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u/jackblacker1 2h ago

Let it rollllllll

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u/BSARIOL1 2h ago

Perfect

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 Humanitarian ♥️ 2h ago

Why you worried Steve? Won’t Trump pardon you again lol

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u/Objective-Heart3297 2h ago

Then we will buy all of you soap on a rope before you go to jail

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u/unimpressedwarrior The Timeline Sucks 2h ago

They are saying this out loud and Maga still defends them. Remember this.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 1h ago

Prison? Naw, just a bunch of really strongly worded letters.

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Humanitarian ♥️ 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rOvGkff5OwKNa4ON2K
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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u/WorldsGreatestActor 1h ago

Truth.
I hope Steve Miller is your celly.

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u/Sienile 1h ago

Got news for you, Steve. The penalty for treason is execution.

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u/Affectionate_Mine562 1h ago

From your lips to god’s ears

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u/Ok-Sir-2336 1h ago

Best news I’ve heard all day

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u/ZmanB-Bills 1h ago

Coming January 20th, 2029 to courts near most everyone!

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u/TeachingSure5991 1h ago

Damn straight Skippy

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u/kanuck79 1h ago

Sounds a lot like consequences

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u/Illustrious-Sir-1899 1h ago

As well they should

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u/Separate_Laugh6324 1h ago

I wish even though prison would still be too good for them.

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u/niceandBulat 1h ago

Can't wait

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u/Aware-Code7244 1h ago

And with this admission, how can anyone believe that this administration serves that American people?

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u/ZmanB-Bills 1h ago

Make me the next AG, and that sorry, disgusting, insurrectionist ass pimple is my first arrest.

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u/FrDy17 1h ago

Wonder why

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 1h ago

ICE will be repurposed.

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u/mistertickertape 1h ago

Drunk pig says what?