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u/TwistedMindInTheDark 1d ago
Jabba was actually very cunning whereas Trump's an idiot. And let's face it, Jabba certainly couldn't be doing a worse job than Trump.
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u/gambit1999999 1d ago
Honestly, when you think about Mos Estly, you dont really see too much crime. The air ways are also safe. Which would honestly be a huge upgrade.
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u/Melliorin 1d ago
That Jabba the Hutt would maoe a better leader than Trump, rhis is the sad but true state we are in, in America.
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u/Chat322 1d ago
The mob being the better option is crazy if you've seen what they did in Sicily.
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u/Few_Cicada3148 23h ago
Yeah, the mob has a pretty notorious history, but it's interesting how people romanticize their role in society sometimes. Makes you wonder about the complexities behind all of it.
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u/NotLikeGoldDragons 22h ago
It's not that complex. The mob is trying to buy their way to leniency with a few feel-good acts here and there. If anyone in those soup kitchens, or breakfast school children ever tried to reduce their money & power, they'd murder them in an instant.
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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago
The cartels did a better job than the government at handling the covid pandemic in Colombia (but used methods as extreme as any fascist government), if what I read is true. Maybe that's part of the reason that government got voted out in the next elections. They sucked in other ways, though, enough to make people protest.
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u/Constant-Plastic-350 15h ago
Yea him bringing back slavery would be great too right
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u/Melliorin 15h ago
Nah, no need. We've found new ways to induce slavery in the modern context already. No need to call it what it actually is; it's working just fine as is.
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u/Constant-Plastic-350 15h ago
Jabba prefers his enslavement to be old school. For the love of the game
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u/throwaway1138 1d ago
Unsecured borders. You didn't hear about that drug smuggler with cartel connections who blasted his way out of the spaceport with known terrorists? Also those Hutts are transgender freaks who self impregnate or some woke lib'ral crap like that. I saw this weird gay gold robot there too, how am I supposed to explain that to my kids? Anyway, I hear Alderaan is developing WMDs so I gotta go blow them up first, better fight them over there than over here right?
(Best I could do off the cuff)
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u/tinspoons 1d ago
True, but Jabba was also a corrupt crime lord who made his inner circle treat him like a god and while doing all kinds of depraved acts for his whim and pleasure, so that part fits well.
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u/genreprank 1d ago
Any crime boss is gonna be the same kind of narcissistic sociopath as trump. The difference is they would be smarter. Because democracy allows trump to win in spite of being a complete moron
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u/malseraph 1d ago
Trump's job is to be a lightning rod for criticism. He distracts people from focusing on what the rest of his administration and the GOP in general are doing. People should be way more focused on what people like Stephen Miller and Russell Vought are doing to undermine democracy, erode civil rights and enrich the wealthy.
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u/favorite_time_of_day 1d ago
There's a saying that if you have to choose between the crook and the idiot, you should choose the crook. At least the crook has some motivation to keep things going.
Of course... with Trump and Jabba there isn't much of a choice, is there?
Jabba's method was to feed anyone who displeased him to the rancor. I wonder if his bodycount would be as high as Trump's.
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u/legrandmaster 1d ago
But Trump is both a crook and an idiot (as well as rapist, felon, asshole, etc.). He makes Jabba look like a saint by comparison.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22h ago
It's not even like Trump really "took over". They just kinda gave him all the reins of power lol. Congress seems relieved to not have to do their jobs anymore.
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u/WolfBST 12h ago
I don't even think it's possible to do a worse job than trump and I don't even mean that as a political statement. He doesn't have an actual agenda besides making himself and his friends even more rich and everything else is just him finding something he wants and acts on them instantly like a little child and let his advisors handle the fallout. Literally every adult alive could do that job equally "good" or even better...
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u/2WheelSuperiority 1h ago
Trump's been president twice and ran his own slave trade industry...
Yet you say he's not cunning.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 19h ago
Trump's an idiot.
He sure seems like one, but he's gotta be the most successful idiot in history. He skirts responsibility at every turn, evades consequences, gets everything he wants, and has captured the entire United States government under his control. It's baffling to me why anyone would work with him, let alone worship him, but it's very difficult to reconcile his moronic behavior and speech with his actual results. I can't help but wonder if it's all the most elaborate act ever seen in politics before.
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u/AdVarious6101 1d ago
Back in my day we had the decency to crop before reposting
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u/VarianWrynn2018 1d ago
It's not a bad thing that they didn't crop out the sub here. Also it is cropped just to the borders of the post.
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u/bodyarmourbynokia 1d ago
How was this ever infuriating?
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u/Schmetterlizlak 1d ago
It's infuriating if you're a trumpist in denial that the entire world is laughing at them
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u/throwaway1138 1d ago
Just fyi, I left the US three days before the inauguration last year. And I've encountered a LOT of people who like and support him and wish their countries would follow. Honestly it feels like I meet more pro Trump people abroad than haters. It's really baffling, but doesn't do us any favors by pretending the whole world hates him and Maga. It's scary out there man
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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago
Some of us aren't laughing. We're scared. A country that powerful turning fascist is serious shit worldwide, especially with the same shit (to a lesser extent, mostly) happening elsewhere.
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u/Ok-Account-5701 1d ago
Leia was not a spineless coward who sat and did nothing tho
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u/FlounderKind8267 20h ago
Liberty isn't either. They're just waiting for the right opportunity to do something
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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 1d ago
Carrie Fisher was like 27 in that movie. Too old for the fat orange turd.
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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago
People call me creepy for being with a woman that age when I'm nearly 40. People who defend that sick fuck who'd probably fuck a girl who's not even finished puberty when he's going senile already, and would've (maybe did, I'd rather not know TBH) done it before his mind started deteriorating. WTF?!
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u/dream208 1d ago
US voted in Trump. Most of US voters don't get to play victims like Leia.
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u/Frewdy1 1d ago
To be fair, most US voters voted for someone that wasn’t Trump.
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u/AstroPozzo 1d ago edited 17h ago
1/3 voted for him. 1/3 were okay if he won and didn't do anything and 1/3 voted against him and then decided to do nothing while Trump and Republicans destroy their Country
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u/LegalizeCrystalMeth 1d ago
Hate this take tbh. Voting is the system meant to prevent violent revolutions. The shit bag won. He gets to ruin the country for four years, all we can do is try to vote again and hope the outcome is better. We can talk, we can protest, but I'm not going upend the system like a January 6er because I don't like how democracy worked.
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u/AstroPozzo 23h ago
we can protest
You can't even do that. No, going for a walk on a sunny day once a year doesn't count as a protest
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u/YellowBelliedCoward 1d ago
Trump wom the popular vote at the last election.
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u/matthias7600 1d ago
Elon rigged the vote, nevermind that Trump didn’t crack 50% and is now the least popular U.S. President in history.
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u/FlounderKind8267 20h ago
Most? Most US voters did not vote in 2024. About 1/3 of all voters voted for this, and yes they don't get to play victim
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u/neo4025 1d ago
This is incredibly powerful . I love it. It takes two characters from the same universe, a French icon gifted to the U.S. a fat, pervy slob enslaving women, it’s people in general, immigration (which of course the Statue of Liberty is iconic for), but also democracy. I might be missing more. But I love it
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u/ChimoEngr 1d ago
Not at all. Leia resisted and killed Jabba. The Yanks are rolling over and letting Trump fuck them.
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u/DedeLionforce 18h ago
Jabba didn't rape kids, kill his own citizens, steal from them, etc. Jabba would have been WAAY better than Trump, unironically and this is slander on the good name of Jabba, in comparison.
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u/Brawmethius 1d ago
Jabba was a ruthless and highly effective crime lord feared across the galaxy and even tolerated by the empire at the height of its power.
Very unfair to compare Jabba to a blabbering idiot who is simply looting what ever he can knowing he can give himself and friends presidential pre-pardons.
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u/by_the_window 1d ago
Does someone have a link? I don't get what's mildly infuriating about this
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u/fancywipe 1d ago
Almost accurate…. There’s an entire J bunch of E people that W control him S and you’ll never know or connect the dots to see who really control him.
His a puppet
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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago
IIRC, the Hutts were, ironically, great warriors who built vast successful empires
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u/Rasberrycello 1d ago
Inaccurate. Lady Liberty is a full grown, adult woman. That's not Trump's speed.
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u/jennnitals 13h ago
Eh it’s more like AIPAC is Jabba and American politicians are the ones in chains (chains being ALOT of fuggin’ American tax dollars laundered through Israel back into their pockets)
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u/neverbeast42 11h ago
That's an insult to Jabba for comparing him with Trump. Trump isn't worth of shit. Holding hostage the Statue 🗽 isn't 💯% accurate though, it's more like holding hostage the Whole 🌎
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u/therealkrabbit 8h ago
I'm totally screenshotting this, and drawing it to frame it. I'm thinking 12x18?
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u/NorthSeaRaider 37m ago
I find it hilarious that every other western country gives a shit more about us than themselves. Not saying it’s not accurate but like why tf is it in France? Put that shit in New York.
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u/Fine_Foundation8943 1d ago
Trump bad
Pls clap
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u/Don_Reuter 1d ago
Yes, although, LL would have been way too old for Trump. It’s glorifying the old pedo fuck somewhat. However, great work.
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u/LopsidedCup4485 1d ago
Ok bot.
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u/Anticitizen-Zero 1d ago
Bro this was posted by a karma farming bot.. you’re pointing the finger in the wrong direction here
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u/LopsidedCup4485 1d ago
The dude has like 18k karma in 2 months lol. Ok.
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u/Anticitizen-Zero 1d ago
What’s your point? Is 9K karma a month more bot-like than the ~100K a month op gets?
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u/LopsidedCup4485 1d ago
I was pointing the finger at the dude I wanted to that’s a bot. That’s it. I’m going back to work now. Have a good day.
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u/DreamPig666 1d ago
I'm actually curious to hear some deep internet Star War lore about the symbolism here.
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u/LifeConsideration981 1d ago
DRUMPF would be the BAD GUY in STAR WARS
Listen to your self! No wonder he keeps winning!
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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 1d ago
You don't actually think he's winning. You're aware of many objective ways he's not.
You see it as your performative duty to feign stupidity to publicly support him.
Which is stupid. You're not embarrassing anyone but yourself. You're shitting your pants and laughing that we smell it. The fuck happened to you to make you this way?
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u/LifeConsideration981 1d ago
Do you know what an election is?
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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 6h ago
So won, not actively winning.
You're aware he's not actively winning, which is why you just pretended like you were talking about an election, which no one was.
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u/Zeremxi 1d ago
Brother, this was made by a French artist in France. This is the world's view of us, not the "libtard" strawman you guys like to knock down.
Can't expect a MAGAt to understand why that's significant though. Good luck with midterms.
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