r/SipsTea • u/OpenComet_ • 17h ago

Wait a damn minute! I had to read this twice

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u/Jona113d 17h ago

This is a post made by a bot

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u/RadishRedditor 16h ago

How can you tell?

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u/Alive-Set-3113 16h ago

It's simple u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 16h ago

Analyzing user profile...

Account does not have any comments.

Time between account creation and oldest post is greater than 2 years.

Suspicion Quotient: 0.35

This account exhibits a few minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. It is possible that u/RadishRedditor is a bot, but it's more likely they are just a human who suffers from severe NPC syndrome.

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u/RadishRedditor 16h ago

Tf you mean I have no comments 😂

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 13h ago

The bot has gotten a bit hinky with hidden comments and posts. It can still see some time stamps, but most of it is hidden.

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u/JUGELBUTT 12h ago

yeah me neither 😔

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u/Papa_Lafesse 8h ago

Silence, human with NPC syndrome, the bot is speaking.

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u/rustware13 12h ago

You made them, but they suck so they don't count

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u/RadishRedditor 16h ago

But he didn't call u/bot-slueth-bot when he said OP is a bot though?

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u/Alive-Set-3113 16h ago

Coz this one is obvious . 1 month old account with 12k+ karma . Karma farming bot .

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u/RadishRedditor 16h ago

Oh yeah that makes sense. I had to check my karma:month ratio to put it into perspective. He's getting 4.3 times the karma I'm getting per month.

I don't know why I set my self as the standard for how much karma per month a human should get before you're considered a bot, but I did it anyway.

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u/Dismal_Positive3558 12h ago

well well well.... 

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u/Alive-Set-3113 11h ago

Leon is different I would help Leon gain those juicy karma too so he can bang ada wong

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u/fox112 12h ago

It's also a painfully fake exchange

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u/Alive-Set-3113 16h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 16h ago

Analyzing user profile...

Account does not have any comments.

Suspicion Quotient: 0.26

This account exhibits one or two minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. While it's possible that u/OpenComet_ is a bot, it's very unlikely.

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u/forevertheyo 16h ago

How does it go from .35 to .26 in three minutes?

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 15h ago

2 different profiles are being analyzed. This one is OP and the other is the guy who commented "how can you tell"

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u/forevertheyo 15h ago

Ohhh. Thank you for that explanation 😊

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u/CappytainZ 12h ago

Didn't know the Council had Reddit representation.

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u/9447044 17h ago

We had a kid in our group that was 5'2 on a good day and Im 6'4 since I was 14. Hes still my best friend. Every Aragorn needs his Gimli

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u/Hefty_Scene_2607 17h ago

the self-burn is honestly impressive

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u/WardenWolf 16h ago

Insecurity telling on itself.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/KeiranFitz 17h ago

Suddenly it’s 2011 again, just missing the iFunny logo

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u/thavor25 15h ago

Either Aaron is an incredible expert on mythical creatures or OP doesn't have too much contacts... or this post is simply fake. Leaving this up to debate

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u/Carrera_996 8h ago

Alternatively, Aaron knows OP well enough to change exactly the right contacts for maximum annoyance, thusly earning a non-literal "all contacts" description. A description that you have taken literally, inappropriately.

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u/thavor25 8h ago

But either this is such a great annoyance to OP, that he still has no friends or he quite overexaggerated the impact validly what makes 2 of my coclusions still quite valid. I don't have anything than OP gives on that and I don't see me in the right to think out of the box on that, so I can't second the "inapropriately". And wouldn't be quite inapropriate of the original original Poster to water down the premise?

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u/Carrera_996 8h ago

Pedantic personified. Bravo.

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u/thavor25 8h ago

Oh, did I disapprove your genius out of the box thoughts? My bad, i am so sorry. May I recommend you an Ointment for your butt to enforce healing?

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u/HollyHoneyBaddie 11h ago

bro exposed himself with the i’m not that short

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u/TankApprehensive3053 16h ago

Well Dan, apparently are that short. The dwarf king.

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u/ironcannibal13 14h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/RelationDazzling5835 12h ago

I know this is old but it's one of my favorites. Love this one.