r/SipsTea • u/maskedmomkey63 • 10h ago

Gasp! 2 wrongs making a right for once😂

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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4doe1HP7LHz20

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u/JKonvis 9h ago

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u/ThisBeNIGHTMARE 6h ago

Lmfao what fucking gif is this

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u/Relative_Climate8043 3h ago

That’s the kind of plot twist we can all get behind! Gotta love it when things turn around like that.

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u/HowlingWhiskey 3h ago

Holy peen Batman, what it do to you?? 😆

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u/UnusualLeather7087 8h ago

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u/Ubergoober166 2h ago

This still frame is quite possibly the best thing to come out of this movie.

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u/outlaw0366 9h ago

My wife woke up and read it and was dying laughing with me

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u/Winrevair 9h ago

SWEAR TO MEEEEEEE

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u/DeadrthanDead 9h ago

I’ll help. We must hurry

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u/wonderbat3 9h ago

You have my sword.

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 9h ago

Take my sword too please

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u/DeadrthanDead 9h ago

I only have but so many hands. I must summon the strength of Bonnie Blue

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u/princesssmurfet 9h ago edited 9h ago

Project hurricane ejaculation a go.

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u/thefaintechoes 9h ago

I would simply panic under that kind of pressure

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 9h ago

“Oh nooo it’s already over, I swear that’s never happened before!”

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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 9h ago

over?

i can't even start under this kind of pressure

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u/Past_Essay8510 8h ago

It's definitely a tricky situation to navigate. Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches and see where it leads.

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u/0oDADAo0 8h ago

Nah stress goon best goon

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u/Mo_onshot 6h ago

panic and cum anyways

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 9h ago

Post-hurricane clarity...

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u/MrZephy 9h ago

Tobuscus

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u/DuranDurandall 9h ago

If you sneezed during this comment bless you.

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u/pape_rchime 8h ago

Bless your face and peace off

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u/DroidLord 6h ago

I happened to look him up recently and he's still doing his thing. His format has changed a bit though.

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u/No-Platypus-5330 6h ago

He's gone off the deep end.. posting some weird republican stuff..

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u/TheMSensation 5h ago

He was a guest on a podcast I listen to semi-recently. He couldn't string a coherent thought together.

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u/AncientSith 2h ago

That makes me sad. I loved him growing up.

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u/Brandinisnor3s 6h ago

Isnt he just releasing pro MAGA songs now?

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u/mumblesnorez 6h ago

I checked out his channel not that long ago and his latest video was an AI anti immigration song called "get the fuck out" or something along those lines. I can't find it any more so I assume he took that one down. Still has plenty of videos about how he likes to say the N word though.

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u/Giftedsocks 1h ago

Saw a video of him rambling about his usage of the n-word while driving and you'll never guess which car he has /s

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u/Holymooooo 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FTEYw97n2gSty

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 9h ago

🎶What’s going on🎶

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 8h ago

🎶and I say heyeyeyeyeyey🎶

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u/untitledprp4 9h ago

Knowing what happened to Tobuscus makes this meme kind of sad

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u/N30nNarwha1 7h ago

what did happen?

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u/Whiskeythedragonking 7h ago

Got accused of abusing and drugging ex girlfriends and then when everything went wrong went massively right wing, anti immigrant and maga-aligned

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 6h ago

The accusations never went anywhere and he had plenty of receipts to show it didn't happen. They're serious charges that if true, would've gotten him convicted, but that never happened. Still got him cancelled, and because he swerved hard right politically afterwards, people only bring up the accusations.

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u/mumblesnorez 6h ago

he had plenty of receipts to show it didn't happen

Lol. I remember his response video and it was just him claiming "nuh uh I'm totally super innocent" while his former friends were publicly talking about his abusive behavior, drug addiction, and penchant for whipping his dick out around strangers. But I'm sure it's his ex who was lying.

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u/someonesshadow 5h ago

Crazy to me that people try to act like he swerved hard right because of being cancelled, rather than he dropped the act when it was clear no amount of pandering would get his old audience back.

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u/Whiskeythedragonking 6h ago

I mean creators who collaborated with him went either side with the allegations but most of them agreeing he had a heavy substance abuse problem.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 6h ago

Most creators drop people who get accused of something immediately to avoid getting dragged down. Court proceedings take forever and might not even end amount to a conclusive outcome. If you're in that world, your career can't survive siding with a possible rapist, even if you're pretty sure he didn't do it.

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u/Audioworm 6h ago

It is less that they all dropped him because of the possible association, and more that most of them commented that they had no idea about the abuse allegations but that he was heavy drug user and was very unpleasant when on drugs. It was a mapping of his behaviour that they had seen in social settings against the accusations and concluding that there was enough overlap that it was plausible.

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u/MapleMist_ 9h ago

this is one of those rare times where both sides somehow win.

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u/GurFearless7893 9h ago

Is erectile dysfunction hurting your chances of survival in hurricanes? Call now.

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u/Tubamajuba 6h ago

Call P.P. Fapsworth, 877-WANK-NOW!

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u/SomethingAbtU 9h ago

Around 2015 when I had facebook a news channel posted on their FB page about a major hurricane with a forecast of 12 inches of rain and heavy winds.

A woman, the first to comment on the post, added, "sure it's always 12 inches until they get here and you find out it's only 4"

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u/Head_Drawer_1715 8h ago

I hurricame

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 9h ago

Im going as fast as I can lady 😫

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 9h ago

Is that called a "Hurry-came"?

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u/LucentLL 9h ago

Save thousands of lives?

Or ejaculate and kill millions?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DdzZeQCHy6Tf3m78WT

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u/_frank_tank 5h ago

Try to get it in the eye of the storm

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u/cbdenver 9h ago

Too much pressure lady 😅

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u/spider-monkey92 5h ago

Ill help... ive alreadybdone it 3 times today but ill sacrifice...

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u/SynerONE 2h ago

I need a baby seal.

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u/outlaw0366 9h ago

Wow I ain’t laughed that hard in a long long time, this is why I’m on Reddit for this kind of laughs

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u/MRV3N 9h ago

Funny how it takes longer for me when Im panicking

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u/Itsvelvetshadow 9h ago

Orders are orders

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u/v3lumII 9h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Reddit_user2124 9h ago

Gooned 3 times in the last hour for the love of the game

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u/Fred-the-stray 9h ago

I woke my husband up snort laughing at this.

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u/Fast-Philosopher-356 9h ago

What if this is in November.. 🤣🤣

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 8h ago

Well, if some people claimed they could Pray a hurricane away, the force of an army of Gooners should be able to do WAY more 😂

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u/ItsMeepo2nd 8h ago

I actually never heard of the term fapping for 5 years

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u/Vegetable-Account-22 8h ago

"fapping" Now, that's a word I haven't heard in a long time

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u/Just-a-person-555 8h ago

Damn evacuate bro

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u/Medical-Stuff-7028 8h ago

You know that lady looked at his comment and said to herself wtf is wrong with this person 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ripley1875 8h ago

Reminds me of Secret Life of Walter Mitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnt9xLxQVN0

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u/Separate-Exchange375 8h ago

So ejaculation is tornado's weakness? Teen boys are impervious

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u/zalurker 8h ago

So her face is covered in ejacuees?

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u/2Sweet2Salty 7h ago

What else would you expect from a Hurricane? It’s literally asking you to hurry your stick.

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u/Interesting_Ball_750 7h ago

Performance anxiety, ACTIVATE!

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u/Wakkit1988 7h ago

Storm's cumming.

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u/AffectionateMusic353 6h ago

This is brilliant 😁👏

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 6h ago

Autocorrect has failed miserably here...😆

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u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty 6h ago

This is kinda funny. Where's the bro in the bottom right saying "9gag"? Have they ever showed us what 9gag is foreshadowing?

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u/topredditbot 6h ago

Hey /u/maskedmomkey63,

You did it! Your post is officially the #1 post on Reddit. It is now forever immortalized at /r/topofreddit.

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u/purelitenite 5h ago

Well maybe if you helped a little, Takira. Don't lie there like Patrick.

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u/123_alex 5h ago

Who the hell takes a photo their screen instead of a screenshot?

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u/Pill_O_Color 3h ago

Quotes from a bukkake film shoot in New Orleans at the exact moment Hurricane Katrina started popping off first.

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u/ikothsowe 2h ago

“In case of sonic attack on this district, follow these rules…”

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u/rinsro 2h ago

Tobuscus a name I haven’t heard since void century

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u/BLOD111 2h ago

Its gonna take me longer if you keep staring!!!

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u/That-Economist-2756 1h ago

Wonder if it's a big one.....

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 7m ago

69fps (faps per second)

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u/LinguisticsFan23 6h ago

Ah, yes. American public school education at its finest. 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/DrJackl777 4h ago

Tobuscus is a hardcore racist that should be shamed and forgotten