r/SipsTea • u/XimplusGG • 9h ago

Lmao gottem Spork

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u/Krsipy 9h ago

Masters of manipulation

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u/Itsvelvetshadow 9h ago

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

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u/Krsipy 9h ago

What if this is how they identify themselves

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u/AstaHolmesALT 6h ago

Kisuke pfp

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u/Krsipy 6h ago

Because I am poor like him

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u/AstaHolmesALT 6h ago

He has Yoruichi tho

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u/Krsipy 5h ago

This too

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 9h ago

Reality can be whatever I want

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u/auntgramma1956 7h ago

spork is just a fork in denial

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u/Last-Energy420 6h ago

With a spoonful of disappointment.

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u/whyeverynameistaken3 9h ago

anything can be a fork if you think about it, a bad fork but still a fork

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u/Think-Square5118 9h ago

Anything can be a spoon if you think about it. a bad spoon but still a spoon

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u/AlexSmithsonian 9h ago

"Spoon" can be a battlecry if you think about it. An unusual battlecry, but still a battlecry.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 9h ago

It identifies as a fork.

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u/skewtr 3h ago

Its a free world...

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u/DeadrthanDead 9h ago

The spoon of gaslighting. Rare DnD item.

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u/Evil_phd 4h ago

I caught this masterpiece at a TJ Maxx around 7-8 years back and it was the most sure I have ever been about an impulse purchase in my life.

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u/steve_uncut 9h ago

That’s not a spork. This is a spork

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u/tealeafpoetry 8h ago

Now buy a knife that says spoon

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u/Holymooooo 9h ago

When you lie on your resume and still get the job...

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u/evil_timmy 8h ago

An editor for The Onion was asked if there were any unused headlines they wished they'd published, and brilliantly went with, "Spork Used As Knife"

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u/QuietKayleeKiss 8h ago

finally, a utensil having an identity crisis

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u/smurfk 8h ago

In all fairness, engraving "spoon" on it would've been more idiotic. If you can't figure out what that is, you sure can't read either.

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u/FoxCQC 7h ago

Post Modernist art

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u/Hiking-Sausage132 3h ago

sorry, but did he want to have spoon engraved on a spoon?

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u/boogierboi 9h ago

It identifies as a fork. Don't judge!!!!

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u/False_Ad7098 9h ago

There is no spoon...

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u/accidentallyHelpful 9h ago

That's my woman

She likes to spoon / I like to fork

Then I make like a knife and cut out

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u/bizzare1985 9h ago

Smart choice

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u/Electricalshocks 9h ago

Please tell me you engrave the WORD YOU. ON THE OTHER SIDE.

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u/thejourneybegins42 8h ago

This means....I am a spoon?

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u/Theresatume 8h ago

see you have played spooney forkey before

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u/Satanicjamnik 8h ago

Well, they forked it up completely.

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u/RobertGim1 8h ago

It’s an undercover spoon

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u/JayW8888 8h ago

Spoon that identifies as fork.

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u/lunar_him 8h ago

the spoon of Lies and Deceit?

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u/softwaresigh 8h ago

They ordered a labeled spoon and still got lied to

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u/Bitcracker 8h ago

I... I want one. Am I falling in love? It's an inanimate object. That can't be true love... Right?

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u/MAXRRR 8h ago

Sharp, very sharp.

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u/DuePotential6602 8h ago

No forking way

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u/JustToBeMe 7h ago

One of a kind

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u/One-Spare-798 7h ago

Now you know why engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

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u/Roxxerr 7h ago

Ork, ork, ork, soep eet je met een…?

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u/Das_Oni 7h ago

A spork? A Foon?

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u/SpeedBlitzX 7h ago

Ragebait much?

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u/myhv 6h ago

nice

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u/Upstairs-Eagle4992 6h ago

How did you do that?

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u/-BG27- 6h ago

Jealous of the spork, I only have a thing to dig food with 🙁

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 5h ago

For forks sake

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u/violenceistheQstn 5h ago

Change the engraving to read sPork

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u/stanleys_tucci 5h ago

My buddy has a cat named dog

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u/bossarsebitch3 5h ago

Fork off already!

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u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 5h ago

Ysgramores soup spoon has been found

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u/vinnietheyank 4h ago

We live in a post Truth world.

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u/Blueyedevil219 3h ago

Spooning leads to forking 

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u/Nail_In_Head 3h ago

The lettering isn't centered.

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u/acrus 2h ago

I think Magritte also had a good point

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u/LeaBlackheart 1h ago

I think someone has finally found Ysgramor’s fork

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u/3rd_Man_of_Culture 1h ago

You need to act like that was planned.

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u/nyynyg 1h ago

Ahhh yes the Asian manufacturing market

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u/redditoranno 1h ago

Fork it over OP.

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u/poutine450 10m ago

Looking at one end I see a spoon, looking at the other I see a fork. How do they do this???

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