r/SipsTea • u/HorrorSubject8379 • 8h ago

Wow. Such meme albert and einstein

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u/mellowglimmer 8h ago

I lost it at the shark being a person

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u/getinshape2022 7h ago

That’s not till the end

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u/softbutterflyk 8h ago

someone failed both history and biology in the same thread

https://giphy.com/gifs/JHimqWxe711165XHBu

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u/AvailableNelly 8h ago

Imagine being confidently wrong about both sharks and the age of the Earth 😭

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u/Unlikely-Emphasis-26 7h ago

And imagine 100's of people liking your (lack of) train of thoughts.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 8h ago

Wait....wait....Albert AND Einstein?! Like both?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MF6syqQosoAEgFTD3K

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u/GraXXoR 6h ago

Gods damnit I can hear this gif!!!

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u/Mysterious-Ad-2479 6h ago

History, biology AND theology

According to book of.. something... it was about 6k years ago.

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u/CRXCRZ 4h ago

And English.

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u/nikross333 8h ago

People like that exists and it's a shame for USA to not properly help them

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u/Historical_Leg5998 8h ago

According to Gallup pol, 46% of the USA think the world is less than 10,000 years old

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u/HatWithoutBand 7h ago

I wonder if it has something to do with voting a douchebag as a president, who promises to give everyone $5000 after elections.

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u/GraXXoR 6h ago

Don’t forget that over a third of yanks express at least some doubt as to whether there is sufficient proof that the Earth is spherical

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 4h ago

They target the poorly educated, which is also why their education system is a worldwide laughing stock. Guarantee most trump supports didnt go college

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 6h ago

However if we ( Europeans ) say anything about it, we are liers and we " only mock Americans for no reason ".... and this isnt even insulting, this is just dumb, normaly its dumb and insulting...

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u/Skeikstallone 8h ago

I doubt the shark was the first person alive is going in the history books

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 8h ago

As they should. The first person alive definitely deserves a spot in history books. Fuck this Adam guy. Old news.

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u/Dorrono 7h ago

Hooray for the US education system!

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u/Ankhi333333 7h ago edited 7h ago

We all know how the story goes:

Once upon a time the world was like a giant cherry tree until George Washington struck it with his mighty axe. As the tree fell one small cherry would roll into this galaxy and it became our Earth.

It was still silent and dead until Benjamin Franklin brought the spark of life to it by harnessing cosmic lightning through his kite.

These are but a few of the miracles of Earth's founding fathers as written in this holy Constitution. May their example guide us and bring us to Freedom, and keep our souls from the clutches of Benedict Arnold who wants to drag us to the depths of England.

USA... USA... USA...

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u/IL1keBigButts 3h ago

That’s one hell of an education system.

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u/Arthasindura 7h ago

Señor shark

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u/SpicySabrinayy 8h ago

i doubt the shark was the first person alive” absolutely took me out

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u/UserXtheUnknown 7h ago

We don't even know how old is the dude: it's internet, he could be a 10 years old.

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u/_MC184_ 4h ago

10 yo kids are a lot smarter than you think

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u/TinyR1ckC137 8h ago

Average TikTok history major

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u/CherryTreeThief 3h ago

My biggest issue is he said "I doubt the shark was the ✨️first person✨️ alive"

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u/Abject-Insurance5290 2h ago

and the Earth is flat!

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u/-Lionhart 8h ago

Hook, line and sinker.

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u/Thraxas89 8h ago

If i remember right there was more to it, like the one person said its in the water therefore it does n it count the earths age or something?

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u/ImperiousCretin 8h ago

Democracy does not work.

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u/MRV3N 7h ago

This idiot forgot BCE

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u/thejourneybegins42 6h ago

I have this odd feeling that this is what they want. A dumb populace to control.

If they were smart, they would also know that investing in education and healthcare has tremendous benefits.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 6h ago edited 6h ago

They chose the entire education system based on that mate, if you learn about the choices made about the American education system since it beginning, it was literally made to produce " drones " that lack critical thinking and dont deffy power, the " ideal worker "... https://youtu.be/j9MubNsh3rs?is=-Z-BZxMHC5IaM_ng

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u/PerilousParanoia 6h ago

Common sense, isn’t.

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u/Al2319Ts 5h ago

How high is this dude

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 14m ago

Normal republican voter

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u/Dodoz44 8h ago

One day, I'll find a post like that, then realize it was me who wrote it. Yall never troll for shits and giggles?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/superbatprime 7h ago

A large portion of reddit don't understand jokes or facetious remarks unless they have /s at the end.

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 8h ago

I met someone like that in real life.

No point talking to them.

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u/CRXCRZ 4h ago

Met a guy who believed that dinosaurs never existed. They were made up artwork or something..? (wasn't really listening to him)

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u/maryjanesbeentrippin 4h ago

Worked with a girl who swore that color blind people were a myth and that traditional wings used to be boneless until they put the bone in them.

Lol id think it was made up too if I hadn't known her...

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u/ConnectionBasic9468 8h ago

That's why education is important, people.

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u/MachoManPissDrawer69 7h ago

It’s so cute to see all the “smart” Redditors here fall for some dude obviously trolling.