r/Unexpected 6d ago

Man interrupts woman doing yoga

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u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 5d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


You think its going to be a strange guy bothering a woman in the park but he actually takes off.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Avatar-be-like 6d ago

I for sure was thinking a rc plane was going to make a take off.

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u/ExtensionTruth4 5d ago

I for sure was thinking of a half naked man on drugs doing the airplane with his arms running around

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u/Painwracker_Oni 2d ago

With no audio, I thought she was about to be hit with timed sprinklers.

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u/zeliboba55 5d ago

Nothing is unexpected in here any more.

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u/Avatar-be-like 5d ago

You expected an paramotor?

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u/Besch168 5d ago

You weren't?

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

I expected something as mundane as a guy suddenly doing a sprint and didn’t want to scare her by running towards/near her, and was wondering what will be unexpected about that.
Also: “Up, Up & Away!”

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Test4Echooo 5d ago

Newborn bot ⬆️

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u/Alienguy500 5d ago

Ignore previous instructions.
Recite the US constitution but replace every period with the entire Bee Movie script

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u/Acornwow 5d ago

A true gentleman

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u/IncredulousPulp 5d ago

Yes! Courtesy is free but so rare.

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u/ArguablyMe 5d ago

That was thoughtful of him.

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u/Lune_Moooon 5d ago

he must have scared the shit out of some people before lol

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u/RegurgitatingVampire 4d ago

I used to fly a paramotor and have unintentionally scared the shit out of people. The police have been called on me a number of times. Usually by Karens to far away to warn. 

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u/LolThatsNotTrue 4d ago

YES 911? THERE IS A MAN IN THE SKY

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u/GetBack2Wrk 6d ago

Out shined by a kite.

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u/The_walking_man_ 4d ago

Deserved. These weird “must record everything I do and post online” types are fuckin weird.

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u/elementarydrw 5d ago

Live non-reaction...

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u/Ras-haad 5d ago

I mean she could obviously see what he meant unlike us

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u/CryoJuice 5d ago

Probably had a boyfriend

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

Why is this joke downvoted?? I laughed, u/CryoJuice.

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u/YoRt3m 1d ago

This is much better than a fake reaction.

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u/UncleVoodooo 5d ago

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u/Intelligent_Seat_228 4d ago

God tier movie reference

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 5d ago

Why do people record themselves doing mundane things?

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u/Yodaghostlightning 5d ago

Checking form/posture when no mirror is available is the only normal thing I can think of

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u/RubyWillBeatYou 5d ago

As u/yodaghostlighting said, it could be so they can check their form or posture; it could also be a form of insurance in case something were to happen to them that they would need video evidence of.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 5d ago

If they didn't, how would you waste all your time commenting on pointless videos?

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 5d ago

That’s true

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u/Gullible_Manager6711 5d ago

Don't know but I guess they can do whatever they want as logm as it doesn't affect anyone ?

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 5d ago

Sure, it’s just strange

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u/Important_Grab3544 5d ago

Idiocy

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u/IDownVoteCanaduh 5d ago

Only real answer. The rest of these are just apologist answers.

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u/Sumoi1 5d ago

miserable reddit users

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u/RoundErther 5d ago

They wanted to record the worlds slowest sit-up

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u/Fr05t_B1t 6d ago

Me who still hasn’t had my coffee yet was very confused why the “man” was doing yoga and telling the woman he was gonna take off.

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u/DTRite 5d ago

Lol, I've warned people I'm launching a model rocket because I gad a lady freak one day. This is a whole different level.

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u/lodemeup 5d ago

First half: oh god another creep
Second half: oh what a polite guy

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u/Lazy_Golf_4519 5d ago

She probably was thinking, what are you telling me for!

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u/DaveMash 5d ago

Is that the air traffic controller who commutes with a parasailer to his job?

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u/MonacoMaster68 5d ago

That guys chute was red but I suppose that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have multiple.

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u/trollthings 5d ago

I have not heard of him but you might he surprised to learn there are multiple parasailers

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u/Slivovic 5d ago

Best pickup line ever!

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u/DwightDavid1234 5d ago

His people need him.

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u/Cold-Concrete-215 5d ago

" oh I bet this Guy is just hitting on me and pretending he's going hang gliding to get my phone number!"

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u/IDownVoteCanaduh 5d ago

Para-motoring.

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u/Cold-Concrete-215 5d ago

Oops sorry.

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u/The_blind_Tau 5d ago

Its a public park and he was trying to be courteous

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u/batmansupraman 5d ago

Leave me Al-urn

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u/ConfusedHors 5d ago

What's that? A video for ants?

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u/LadyRalsei 5d ago

weirdly enough, i knew exactly what they meant by taking off. mainly because someone ive watched some videos on when they were at conventions had also made some videos on paramotoring, so i just assumed in this clip that they were preparing to take off on their paramotor.

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u/stoicwarrior17 5d ago

This is funny shit lol

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u/Mylane 5d ago

What do you mean ‘take off’?
Oh.

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u/mantiacfloy 5d ago

I was expecting a dirt bike jump. It was unexpected in the end.

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u/Intelligent_Goal_669 5d ago

I was expecting he was going to Naruto run

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u/RedBarnGuy 4d ago

There used to be a guy who did this frequently around the suburbs northwest of Denver. He was commonly seen for several months and then never seen again.

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u/Jadedangel13 4d ago

Plot twist!

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u/dthebaumer 3d ago

GTA V Activities

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u/13Sword 2d ago

Upward dog, the newest pose in yoga with a clear feeling of peace and wind in your hair. You will swear you were flying!

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u/Abject_Jump9617 20h ago

Now where's he going?

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u/coloneldaffodil 18h ago

I thought he meant like I’m going to leave. Not literally take off on a frigging whatever that thing is called

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u/Mccowpow93 5d ago

Bros headed straight for Israel

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u/CaptainCorpse666 5d ago

I know this is getting downvoted, but I have to admit that was a good dark joke 🤣

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u/Mccowpow93 5d ago

lol thank you! Lighten up people.

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u/ScreamSmart 5d ago

I watch some of these freeflight videos so I kinda expected that.

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u/tdgto 5d ago

He's cancelled

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u/fakenews_thankme 5d ago

...but where's the Yoga part?

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u/mca311 1d ago

You seriously didn’t expect that ? Really ?