r/Unexpected 4d ago

House Dress

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Cute video about her house dress and then she pulls out a gun


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u/daronjay 4d ago

I got ma phone
I got ma 40 cal
House dress
House dress
Gotta keep it clean
Never put raw ass in ya
House dress
House dress

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 4d ago

Keep your tittays separated

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u/Carinis_song 4d ago

This is a banger

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u/Necessary-Food-6418 3d ago

That’s a vibe I didn’t know I needed, but it totally works. Gotta keep it fresh in the house!

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 4d ago

Hahaha. Im in love with her energy. And choice of side arm

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u/Vashsinn 3d ago

haha same! I'm smitten!

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u/tragiktimes 3d ago

You're clearly smitten wesson

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u/Positive-Mark9084 4d ago

My greatgrandmother also had a flintlock in her housedress.

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u/Old-Society5309 4d ago

Now that's a greatgrandmother! Who would have thought

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u/notathingreally 3d ago

Very common where I live. At home it's in the house dress. Outside it's in the purse. The old lady down the road pulled out her huge gun one day when I first moved here and I almost had a heart attack lol.

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u/cha0sm0nk 2d ago

Stay strapped or get clapped.

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u/kyleliner 4d ago

I was waiting for the unexpected. It was indeed unexpected

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u/QiDeviation 4d ago

Phone and 40cal just as the good lord intended!

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u/ChiefsnRoyals 4d ago

“Not too far. . . Not off your property.” Gold! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/hobbes747 1d ago

That’s where so many go wrong. They wander to far

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u/MrsPowers94 4d ago

Ooooooh shit. You had me at pockets.

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u/sittinwithkitten 3d ago

And the ruching

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u/ArguablyMe 4d ago

Oh my goodness, she's brilliant!

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u/squigglekisses 4d ago

I love her

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u/Bladelinner 3d ago

She had me at "house dress"

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u/Maximum-Ad-769 4d ago

As someone who grandmother wore dresses exactly like this, I can confirm everything she said was right… especially the raw ass bit

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u/odat247 4d ago

I love her lol

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u/fleranon 4d ago

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u/rush2me 4d ago

H O U S E D R E S S

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u/LiveLearnCoach 3d ago

He does the head turn like those synchronized Korean girls.

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u/Blue_Eyed_ME 4d ago

So good I watched it twice.

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u/OldieButNotMoldy 3d ago

I need a house dress.

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u/Virtual-Head-2613 4d ago

"never put a raw ass in a house dress"

true

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u/ClassiFried86 3d ago

I got my phone... I got my 40 cal. HOUSE DRESS!!

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u/WetTrumpet 3d ago

This is what wives were made of. Now they just eat hot chip and lie.

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 4d ago

As an American, this was not unexpected.

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u/3_quarterling_rogue 4d ago

It was plenty unexpected. I carry a gun every day of my life and still wasn’t expecting her to whip one out on video.

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u/Zoldrik190 3d ago

Oh yeah you sure did expect that... 😒

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u/Spaceygirl84 3d ago

I actually would like a house dress. , and i promise to not put raw ass in there

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u/ramramlaado 4d ago

Gotta stay save from trespassers

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u/XDemonicBeastX9 3d ago

Damn wasn't expecting a 40 cal, maybe a 9 🤣

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u/ThrowawayTrump420 3d ago

Girl has discernable taste and disposable income and I'm all for it. She said "fuck yo cheap ammo I want the best ballistics I can get". Props.

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u/notathingreally 3d ago

I wear house dresses. I love them. Cool and comfortable.

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 3d ago

This one made me snort soda out of my nose.

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u/Pod_897 3d ago

I didn’t think I was house dress age but she sold the hell out of it. I’ll take 7!

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 4d ago

I love my old lady house dress tbh

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u/Deo14 3d ago

My sister from a different mother! Love this

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u/pandubeer 15h ago

I felt this generationaly. It transcends.

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u/toad__warrior 3d ago

Daduq?

I loved it. Hoping there is a sequel.

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u/KindredFlower 3d ago

Got to have base layer is the golden rule to house dress 

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u/NoMajorsarcasm 3d ago

40 cal was surprising, I dont know a lot of people with those as 9mm is so common now

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u/JellyCat222 4d ago

aka house coat

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u/Fr05t_B1t 3d ago

ITS DRESS YOU UNCIVILIZED SWINE!

/j

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u/Mierimau 4d ago

Only important things.

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u/notbythebook101 4d ago

”...so I went in the house to get the clip
with my Mac 10 on the side of my hip."

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u/Nacho_Beardre 4d ago

This reminds me of the Family Guy when Peter walked constantly saying “roadhouse!”

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u/Nadramia 3d ago

House dress to go with the house gun

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u/BlimeyChaps 3d ago

This lady rocks

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u/TitsMaGraw 3d ago

Girl…I got my mother’s…both summer and winter…hanging in my closet. I think I just going to go put one on…

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u/raveracer77 3d ago

Macy Gray changing up her career... oh shizz!40 cal!

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u/RubyWillBeatYou 3d ago

You had me at pockets

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u/Momto2manyboys 3d ago

Official spirit animal of 2027! Girl slay!

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u/mfknnayyyy 3d ago

She's just keeping it real.

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u/Senzafane 3d ago

She makes a very compelling point.

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u/Own_Kaleidoscope_415 3d ago

As a muumuu lover, I enjoyed this video. The gun was unexpected but made me chuckle.

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u/TruckinApe 3d ago

Watching this on silent gave me buffalo bill vibes

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u/masterteck1 3d ago

What the fuck 45

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 3d ago

My grandma had something similar but called it a housecoat, and it was more like a robe.

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u/FlashCardManiac 3d ago

I support house dresses being added to the constitution!

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u/BlueExorzist 3d ago

I guess the essentials now are cards, keys, glock and not cards, keys, phone

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u/Dataduffer 3d ago

That was brilliant!

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u/arrkaydee 3d ago

Personally, I'm a huge fan of the house big shirt and gym shorts (with pockets). But I'm also partial to a house dress every now and then.

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u/WitchesTeat 3d ago

I also have a house dress for similar reasons but mine does not have the 40 cal and now I feel left out

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u/CaptainWellingtonIII 2d ago

raw ass is something else. 

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u/Important_Tension726 2d ago

Oh my God! Thank you so much. I’ve been dreaming about house dresses too. I’m 71 now so I’m gonna order. Enjoy.

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u/Zarnette 2d ago

Now THAT was truly unexpected for me!

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u/never-seen-them-fing 2d ago

She seems cool as hell and I support this house dress lifestyle.

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u/Emotional-Young8413 2d ago

LET. HER. COOK.

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u/PuzzleheadedIssue108 2d ago

It’s called a duster and I often wear the pink and yellow ones my grandma bought me.

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u/Standard_Strength954 2d ago

I love this!! Best one I’ve seen all day!! My grandmother used to call hers a housecoat!! I need to get one!!😂🤣

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u/Monoceras 2d ago

remember, switching to your secondary house dress is faster than washing

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u/Imaginary-Session786 1d ago

Love her voice, house dress!

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u/AcornWholio 3d ago

I know exactly what she means. I grew up with these being used by women in my house. Perfect for cleaning, cooking, a quick drive-by, you name it.

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u/MiBloodclaatParo 4d ago

They know nothing of those.

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u/Remote_Independent50 4d ago

How do you know what people wear in their own houses

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u/Ok-Golf-9502 1d ago

Low stress with tha house dress. Long as you keep that thang on you to let em know we ain’t stressing today. Mm mmm, no bay be

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u/MacaronDesperate9643 23h ago

This is my new favorite person now

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u/crochet_connection 16h ago

This woman has incredible priorities and I love her

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u/Sort_Free 11h ago

I wear them!

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u/Turbulent-Evening659 3d ago

Oh yeah this mama is best dressed
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