r/Unexpected 4d ago

Hooman tells doggo to “Go!”

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Owner tells his dog to go and walk ahead, but it jumped off into water instead


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/apolobgod 4d ago

Like a child waiting for permission

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u/city-of-cold 4d ago

Yep, a carbon copy of me trying to teach my 3 and 5 year old to downhill ski. I tell them 9 million times on the lift that they have to go slow, remember to brake and turn etc.

But nope.

When I say "ok, you can go now" they just fucking bomb the slope and I have to catch up to basically tackle them to the ground so they don't crash into someone.

Kids are idiots.

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u/xRyuuzetsu 3d ago

My 5 year old nephew only ever does the pizza, but he pizza's in a straight line downhill at Mach 10 🤣

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u/LankySandwich 3d ago

I'm so glad I got proper ski lessons before I was allowed up on the slopes, I would have killed myself.

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u/Calm-Technology7351 2d ago

I used to coach kids skiing and I know exactly the type. In their defense kids that age haven’t really developed the muscle control to brake and steer well so straight lining is the least effort way to get down the hill. Plus they’re so bendy and low to the ground at that age that crashing is barely a consequence

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u/city-of-cold 2d ago

I put them both on skis and skates before they were two, for their age they do surprisingly well! They just don't listen lol, much more fun going fast. And I don't blame them.

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u/Calm-Technology7351 1d ago

It’s good to get them started young. I also started when I was two. Maybe you could make it into a game. I’m pretty sure my dad would have us play follow the leader and we’d take turns leading. At the very least it got me to make turns whenever he was in front

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u/TeenWolf1787 19h ago

I did that when my dad taught me. Thankfully nobody but me got hurt, and luckily I wasn’t hurt badly. I learned a good lesson at an early age.

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u/Beavshak 4d ago

SAIL

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u/wcslater 4d ago

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u/Pooch76 4d ago

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u/jinglewooble 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is once again proof that any fmv for SAIL by Awolnation is better than the offical mv.

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u/DryBlock4388 4d ago

actual years thinking the two girls with the hose was the official video. When my daughter was little we'd watch it and it was our favorite music video.

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u/WetEmotions 4d ago

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u/cartwheelpanic 3d ago

I wish Tessa hadn't remove her old videos 💔

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u/usernamegoeshere2020 3d ago

Today I learned!

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u/AbeRego 3d ago

Idk, the official music video is pretty good

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u/dont_trip_ 3d ago

Oh i miss early YouTube...or my child hood idk

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u/masterwit 4d ago

It was a simpler time

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u/zillionaire_ 4d ago

FUCK YEAH

I have watched that clip so many many times

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Successful-Layer2102 4d ago

Maybe its my add baby!

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u/Great_Possibility686 4d ago

Man said go. Dog went.

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u/Apprehensive_Crazy98 3d ago

man say go, doggo

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u/qwaiil 2d ago

This was good

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Nearby_Historian4311 4d ago

Your poetic words made me laugh out loud! 10/10

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u/ItzLoganM 4d ago

Outstanding rating. I am absolutely baffled by your ability to asses a comment in such a professional way! 10/10

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u/Technical-Command867 4d ago

The way you broke down that other guys comment was chefs kiss. 10/10

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u/R0sewoodRibbon 4d ago

He really heard go and said, alright, say less. Zero hesitation, zero survival instincts.

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u/KlatchianCamel 4d ago

There was zero hesitation.

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u/mologav 4d ago

No hesitation, no surrender

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u/jdkynan 4d ago

No man left behind!

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u/mologav 4d ago

If you listen closely you can hear the dog say “I’ll come back for you!!”

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u/iGlutton 3d ago

Look, he had to take the sewers in order to not miss the movie showing

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u/mologav 3d ago

Thundergunned it

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u/Artzebub 2d ago

I don't understand

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u/UglyTitties 3d ago

Dude hangs dong

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u/DearHRS 4d ago

no mind to think

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u/l2ulan 1d ago

AIRBORNE!

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u/sentient_salami 4d ago

No risk, full push.

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 4d ago

That Fek came from his heart

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 4d ago

I personally felt it as well!

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u/mattogeewha 4d ago

It was said across multiple languages too

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u/here4mischief 4d ago

The incredulity shines through so bright. Can't stop listening to just that

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u/joesbagofdonuts 3d ago

Someday in the far future when we study the merging of global languages we will identify one word as the first word to be truly universal to the human race. The first step towards restoring humanity to the state of unity that existed before the Tower of Babel. That word will be "fuck."

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 4d ago

Its universal

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u/BlueQKazue 3d ago

that was the unexpected part for me. i giggled.

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u/Nate1102 4d ago

It’s not the first time. I can tell from the fuck.

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u/Ingeboorg 4d ago

Instructions unclear

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u/RatoInsano 4d ago

That's exactly what I immediately thought.

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u/SwordfishOk504 4d ago

It's precisely what I instantly conceived.

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u/AgreeableTie1132 4d ago

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u/welfkag 3d ago

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u/harveytheham 3d ago

I need to know what this is from

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u/frozensaladz 3d ago

That there is Jack Black kicking Ron Burgund's dog Baxter off a bridge. In the movie Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 3d ago

Anchorman

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u/Dry-Establishment940 3d ago

It's so hot!...Milk was a bad choice

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u/Ok_Concentrate_9713 4d ago

He hadn't specified where.

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u/magTigilKaPlease 4d ago

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u/nikulmmadhu 4d ago

can you send a non tiktok link or creators name?

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u/_eskay_ 4d ago

If it's that you don't have the app, you can still watch it from the link. Just delete everything in the address from the question mark onwards 

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 4d ago

I deleted everything after the question mark and I still got a video covered in so much shit I could barely see the video. Fucking useless.

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u/nikulmmadhu 4d ago

its banned here

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u/AbeRego 3d ago

Well that's a neat trick

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u/Shirohitsuji 4d ago

Thanks!

For those of us who prefer not using tiktok.com, here's a viewer: https://peektok.net/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fvt.tiktok.com%2FZSqhxu4Wh%2F

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u/notathingreally 3d ago

🤣 The little booger. I'm glad they were able to get him out without calling in the whole fire department.

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u/magTigilKaPlease 3d ago

Glad that cutie was safe. Lol

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u/imamario 4d ago

Thanks.

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u/corps-peau-rate 3d ago

Lol one brain cell

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u/Sammyofather 3d ago

His face at the end "I'll fn do it again"

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u/readhills 4d ago

I wanna see part 2, what happens next?

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u/After-Barracuda-9689 4d ago edited 2d ago

I saw this recently somewhere. The dog gets reduced from the water.

Edit: meant to say rescued, but the responses to the typo are so great I’m leaving it.

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u/Agreeable_Flan_5724 4d ago

What percentage of dog is left??

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u/nickotino 4d ago

About 3.50

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u/pygmymetal 3d ago

Yeah most of it was floof anyway 

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u/CaptainMudwhistle 4d ago

I know that was a typo and you meant to say "seduced".

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u/JakeffReddit 3d ago

...Yeah, I know what kind of person you are.

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/After-Barracuda-9689 2d ago

I just lol’d in public. Thank you for catching my typo and making it even better.

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u/PyrDeus 4d ago

I need more too. And the video should exist because the camera was on the helmet of the guy.

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u/post-explainer 4d ago

Welcome, early viewers! While we wait for OP's explanation, upvote this comment if the video has a truly unexpected twist, and downvote if it does not.

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u/ridinganarine 4d ago

Owner tells his dog to go and walk ahead, but it jumped off into water instead

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u/Professional_Bit197 4d ago

I think owner was saying go and pee, the dog was hanging a bit around the pole.

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u/DudeManBroGuyski 4d ago

Nah. He was saying go (jump in the water). Trust me I speak dog.

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u/wannabecat2000 4d ago

This guy dogs

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u/Restart_from_Zero 4d ago

I had a dog to exactly this once when walking along a river, because the algae looked like a grass.

Had to climb into the crap to drag his stupid ass out. Naturally, he thanked me by shaking himself all over me.

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u/chalkiez 4d ago

"The human gave permission" -Dog

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u/Naive-Link5567 4d ago

THE CLIP IS TOO SHORT MAN!!!

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u/Lumpy_Mycologist_754 4d ago

This is me in every social situation.

"I didn't expect that micro expression from you. I'll fuck off now"

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u/SkyGuyDnD 4d ago

The moment he went 'Oi' i knew its a Filipino haha

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u/Impressive_Arm104 4d ago

Send it 

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u/sentient_salami 4d ago

“Did I sent it or did I don't didn't send it?!”

  • Carlos Dog Jr.

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u/Muted-Ant-5941 4d ago

What blind faith does to one

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u/daorys99 4d ago

Just tell him to come back. Easy.

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u/Havengul_Undying 4d ago

Full sender no pretender

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 4d ago

"Fuk" from the heart

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u/redome 4d ago

This video has me wondering Is animals falling from high rises an epidemic in big cities?

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u/throwaway_838eu347 1d ago

In my building we get notified about dead pets that have fallen out windows for people to claim their bodies

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u/Nymystoteles 4d ago

The splash sound though

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u/flesyMeM 4d ago

Go he went.

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u/dudewithmoobs 4d ago

Like a rat into a kfc fryer.

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u/Alternative_Rule2300 4d ago

Dog was using Google Maps.

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u/blinkos 4d ago

Never let them know your next move

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u/miketw333 3d ago

“I Believe I can fly……!!!” Weeeeeeeeeee

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u/Iminimmensepain 3d ago

ALWAYS leash your dog(s), people.

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u/ReyNotFound 3d ago

Don't know why but I had a feeling that's exactly what he was gonna do

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u/Artzebub 2d ago

Dog jumped with gusto!

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u/deniceovich 4d ago

full send no thoughts

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u/BissQuote 4d ago

The doggo is short and couldn't see past the small wall. It trusted the hooman

Good doggo

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u/Bellatrix_Shimmers 4d ago

Is the lil one ok?!

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u/il_gufo13 4d ago

Lo sientoo Bensooon

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u/RealIssueToday 4d ago

I thought it's a Japanese video

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u/Redsin7 4d ago

Fffuck

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u/Last_Enthusiasm_4834 4d ago

Not the right way to teach it swimming.

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u/TheRealBaboo 4d ago

Le Benton

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u/lacerating_aura 4d ago

Gentlemen, we must go.

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u/jonathansanity 4d ago

Dog hear go, dog go. Doggo.

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u/SoLo_Se7en 4d ago

The intrusive thoughts won. Ben just needed an excuse…

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u/ModernistGames 4d ago

Leash yo dogs...

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u/Kakdelacommon 4d ago

But you going to Safe me!

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u/Consent-Forms 4d ago

some dogs are smarter

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u/No-Inspection6452 4d ago

Am i the only one who heared ben 10 or benson?

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u/thatlastrock 4d ago

The dog sent it!

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u/camerapropria 4d ago

WHY (or why not)

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u/Medical_Hurry_7866 4d ago

They love water.

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u/LarryLikeyJessi 3d ago

That's straight out of Call of the Wild...

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u/Mehdals_ 3d ago

Doggo is a bit far from the Overtoun Bridge in Scotland

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u/DL_Omega 3d ago

trying to watch the vide to see if there is a ladder anywhere but i dont see one. looks like there is a dirt pile on the other side which is at least something.

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u/Mastermind7051 3d ago

Jump your butt in there and get him.

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u/istancostanza 3d ago

I had a pom that loved water first time he was near a pool at 10 weeks he jumped in like this and we’re were Flabbergasted. He was a strong swimmer lol

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u/masterofthefork 3d ago

My dog did something similar, except it it was over a barrier onto a busy highway. Luckily there was a gap in cars, but it scared the hell out of me

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u/Formal_Ad7955 3d ago

Instructions unclear
I jump now🐶

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u/promilew 3d ago

Blind trust

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u/Got_Kittens 3d ago

Benton is the new Fenton.

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u/dinnerthief 3d ago

"Aim for the bushes?"

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 3d ago

WITNESS ME! 

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u/Moe112 3d ago

Yeet

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u/Krawlin91 3d ago

SAY LESS!

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u/Brief_Manner_694 3d ago

That was a full send by the dog. I hope he didn’t drown.

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u/Unfair-Cobbler 3d ago

goddamn it benson

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u/KT_KT 3d ago

It reminds me of that mammal which flies from tree to tree on Discovery channel.

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u/cooltejas01 3d ago

Problem of removing out

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u/2b_compliant 3d ago

People are taking this new OSRS puppy update too far

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u/fromafooltoawiseman 3d ago

"Ffffuck!"

I felt that

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 3d ago

Jumped right into the hepatitis canal.

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u/hazri 3d ago

orange cat but dog

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u/Quiet-Egg-4594 3d ago

Go!
Ui Grandson!
Fek!

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u/Curious_616 3d ago

Where is dis

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u/Fun-Character8589 3d ago

I think this is a case where the dog subconsciously wanted to go swimming and you saying go , he took that as permission

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u/Old_Associate_3519 2d ago

Excellent use of the word fuck

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u/vascul 2d ago

Did the dog survive?

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 2d ago

"Does your dog bite?"

"No, but it'll try and frame you for murder."

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u/7aff 2d ago

Sorry but doggo didn’t do anything based the instructions 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Young-8444 1d ago

leeroyy jenkins

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u/SaykomanceR 1d ago

Guys, do u know which country this was filmed in? Or any idea?

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u/PeanutsMakeMeThirsty 4d ago

Brain rot title

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u/JJRDRR 4d ago

The only website corny enough to still be saying “hooman” and “doggo”

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u/LordByronsCup 4d ago

Where is the profit in this post, Quark?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2TUJD133ru3ug

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u/StruggleBoy1999 4d ago

Ugh. Why cut the video? Theirs more that shows the dog getting out. 

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u/Sennten 4d ago

They, or someone anyway, ends up going down to get him him by going back along the trail to where there are rocks. The dog is fine because the water right against the edge is shallow so he can stand and doesnt have to swim while he waits.

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u/AriaWorlds 4d ago

Benson was waiting for an excuse his whole life

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u/_reddit_account 3d ago

Went from funny to sad quite quickly

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u/Hairy_Photo_8934 3d ago

Give the dog a Green Lantern ring right now. They are not afraid.

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u/dryhair_dryice 2d ago

BENSON SENT IT