r/Unexpected 1d ago

Morning commute

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


You think it's just a line of traffic but the lead truck is broken down and everyone is piled up behind them for no reason.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/thiiiipppttt 1d ago

Someone should do something.

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u/T_Cheapwood 1d ago

But, can't someone else do it ?

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u/Outrageous_Grass_961 1d ago

No, after everybody has already done nothing. And then somebody does something. Then everybody will do everything.

And that just won't do.

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u/incognitoleaf00 1d ago

someone just gotta inform that first car and then the rest will follow.

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u/RedTuesdayMusic 1d ago

I can't prove it but I'm sure this is a Pratchett-ism

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u/Outrageous_Grass_961 1d ago

That's high praise considering I pulled this out of my ass.

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

you do it I’m bitter

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u/caffienefueled 1d ago

I see a line, I get in it!

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u/errant_youth 1d ago

Peak British Behavior

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u/Few-Interaction-4933 1d ago

No, that would be a queue!

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u/elementarydrw 1d ago

Exactly - The letter Q, with 4 other redundant letters queuing behind it!

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u/LazyOldCat 1d ago

Que? (Sorry, Spanish)

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u/bloodyriz 1d ago

Except this is somewhere on the West Coast of the US. That's Interstate 5.

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u/FuturePlantDoctor 1d ago

San Diego, specifically

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u/Swiggins- 1d ago

Even more specifically this is the 15 South near Barrio Logan

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u/pimppapy 1d ago

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. . . it's literally what you said. The part right before the military base where the 15 merges into the 5.

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u/JayDee999 1d ago

Americans are just English people that moved out a few hundred years ago

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u/DigitalAmy0426 1d ago

Pretty sure the commenter knows that's not Britain. Think about what else he might be saying.

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u/Datalust5 1d ago

I mean we aren’t any better, especially in MN. Nobody here zipper merges, you just end up with 2 lanes backed up and an open one for like half a mile or more

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

I live in Washington state, and this is 100% what people here do as well.

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u/fromthedarqwaves 1d ago

I was a truck driver in Washington state. This is 100% true. One time I was pulled over on the shoulder and cars started to line up behind me. (It was sort of close to an exit but still) I got out and tried to wave them around. Pretty soon there was a huge line of cars behind me. I just sat there and chuckled to myself until I dealt with whatever it was and continued on my way.

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

In WA, every day is a Sunday when it comes to the drivers. Most asleep group of people I've ever seen in the US. (In fairness, I haven't lived in the South or Midwest, but I've driven through both a lot.)

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u/fromthedarqwaves 1d ago

I fully agree. I live in ATL area now and we drive like we have an autobahn.

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u/chickenbit_131 1d ago

Peak Soviet behavior too. I vaguely remember hearing that if there was a line somewhere, to get in it, because that meant something was in stock

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u/TrenchantInsight 1d ago

Russians doing lines.

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u/needs_more_zoidberg 1d ago

Also Russians. Nobody waits in lines like folks in former Soviet republics.

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u/ximagineerx 1d ago

Cue the queue

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u/Dizzy_Skin5723 1d ago

Come to a British boozer pal.

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u/MarlDaeSu 1d ago

So anyway I started queuin'

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u/TwoBionicknees 3h ago

that's how you end up meeting bonnie blue.

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u/BauerHouse 1d ago

I remember once in 5th grade, I was a little early for class and I stood outside the door before going in. I was just pretty much staring into space, we didn't have cell phones yet, and I honestly can't remeber what I did with my time back then. Anyway, I recall another student come up and wait near me, and before I knew it the time for class was now and there were 15 students outside. They just all assumed the door was locked and the teacher wasn't there.

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u/Moretti123 1d ago

Genuinely cracking up at the image of the teacher popping out of the classroom like wtf are all you guys doing out here?!

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u/DaanOnlineGaming 1d ago

I am in university. This still happens, I just got a new class, and went in, a group of 30 students formed in front of the door, me along with the teacher, both new faces, were already inside. We had to wait until 5 minutes after the lecture was supposed to start for people to come in lol

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u/galaxymermaidpoop 21h ago

Yall should study the reason why ppl randomly form lines!!! It's a real thing

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

We had the entire school line up at a door once after a massive school recess. Everyone standing around for 15 minutes. A janitor showed up, confused, walked up, and opened the completely unlocked door.

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u/TheMegnificent1 1d ago

In high school, my friend Kevin and I had English together, and coincidentally our classes right before that were both just a few doors down from the English classroom. So we were always the first two students to arrive for that class period, and this was before cell phones so we made our own fun to kill time before class started.

One day we stood in the busy hallway right outside the classroom door and stared in fascination up at the ceiling overhead, just to see how other people would react. After a moment, another student stopped walking and looked up at the ceiling too to see what we were looking at. This attracted the attention of another student, who stopped to gaze upward as well. A third and fourth followed. The first student gave up trying to see what was so interesting, and walked off, but was replaced by another student who was attracted by the other three craning their necks to look straight up. On and on, like dominos falling.

By this time, Kevin and I had stopped looking up, and were standing off to one side shaking with silent laughter as a knot of random students formed, all in assorted stages of staring pointlessly up at the ceiling. That became our favorite form of passing period entertainment for the rest of the year. So fucking funny.

RIP Kev. Miss you, bud.

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u/galaxymermaidpoop 21h ago

There's actual science behind ppl forming lines just because they see someone standing there lol

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u/BauerHouse 21h ago

Yes! Every nightclub out there uses this tactic

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u/DragonfruitNo9617 10h ago

I was the student that did this once in college. Absolutely hilarious watching 25 embarrassed students pile in behind me.

Me and a few friends tried doing the opposite a few weeks later where we got there early and waited in front of the doors. We made the entire class 10 minutes late to lab...

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u/flabeachbum 1d ago

Everyone is super quick judge their intelligence but it’s pretty clear they think the traffic from their exit is backed up and jumping out of the line only to try cutting back in a few hundred feet later would just make them an asshole and you would judge them for that too

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u/mfknnayyyy 1d ago

I definitely understand that. But I also feel like any commercial truck should have triangles to place on the road in circumstances like this. Would clear up the confusion real quick.

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u/consistantcanadian 1d ago

Truck is clearly the incompetent one causing the issue. 

Even if you didn't have the immediate instinct to turn on your hazards, how do you not think about it when you see half the city lined up behind you.. 

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u/pimppapy 1d ago

We have enough inconsiderate dumbasses driving here in SD.

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u/DepressingBat 11h ago

Tbf, it gets worse during the rally so I would say the people out of state have worse driving.

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u/TehChid 1d ago

What about the vehicle immediately behind the truck? How did they not see this?

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u/TimoZ 1d ago

Your first question answers to your second question.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 1d ago

Maybe they're unconscious?

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u/ThatOneNinja 1d ago

He absolutely could have gotten out and got people to start going around.

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u/Seeeab 1d ago edited 1d ago

Depending on the traffic in the left lane, it might be scary to try to peel off. Obviously the ones in the left are going way faster than stopped, and it takes some time to get into the other lane and get going, making yourself an obstacle. This is true for the rest of the line too, even if they have the foresight to suspect the cause.

The video of course doesn't look TOO bad, but you do see a truck getting overtaken, and we don't know what's behind. Even a valid window might not seem so if you see vehicles in your mirror going literally 100x+ the speed you would be going if you carefully squeeked out

I should say, I agree what you say is the move, but I also see how I might also hesitate on the first few openings

note that even though the video is slowed down, when OP passes the stopped truck, they are still going 67* mph according to the cam data. It's like trying to merge onto the highway from a stop with no ramp. It's nuts

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 1d ago

Truck blocks view.

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u/Ceaser57 1d ago

If theres a completely stopped truck without brake lights engaged you MIGHT want to go around.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 1d ago

Why? Using the handbrake when in a full stop in traffic is perfectly normal

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u/2andthensomeletters 1d ago

Definitely can't see around the truck and they all think the line continues in front. Truck should have done something

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u/Pulsar_Mapper_ 1d ago

Commercial truck or not !

Here in France it is mandatory to have a triangle in your car and to place it ~150m away from your car if it's broken down on the road.

You also must have a reflective jacket and put it on.

You literally can get fined if you don't have these in your car !

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u/lettsten 1d ago

Same in most of Europe afaik, at least same here in Norway

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u/Suds08 1d ago

Or get out and let the people behind you know they can go around. No way he doesnt see that line piled up in his mirrors

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u/Alternative_Use_3564 1d ago

plus the dude in front could just go around? Then the next one...

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u/Dozzi92 1d ago

Dude in front can't see around the truck to know to go around. And so it goes.

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u/EscapedCaveman 1d ago

Well youre not wrong. Pretty sure all vehicles like this used for commercial use are required to have some type of warning device for instances like this. Driver should turn hazards on as soon as the breakdown occurs and has like 10 minutes to set the emergency warning devices out. Atleast thats the rule directly from the fmcsa. So this situation is pretty much entirely on the box truck driver not knowing/doing their job properly.

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u/ThatOneNinja 1d ago

If its a DOT vehicle they are 100 percent supposed to. Along with first aid and some other things I can't think of.

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u/smuglator 1d ago

In some countries, every car is required to have that

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u/miraculum_one 1d ago

The funny thing is that the people in the front would normally be the ones to indicate to everyone else that they should go around but the broken down truck happens to be too big to see around.

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u/Few_Half7749 1d ago

But what about the 5 or 6 cars directly in back of the truck that can see the truck is not moving?

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u/Nymethny 1d ago

You have absolutely no visibility behind a truck like that. There's no way to know there isn't a massive line of cars in front of that truck.

Now after a few minutes of absolutely 0 movement, you might try to go around, but we don't know how long they've been there. A line like that can build up really quickly on a highway.

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u/oiwefoiwhef 1d ago

Right. The truck should really put its hazards on.

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u/River- 1d ago

I've had someone blocking an otherwise clear lane for several minutes. I have also nearly been rear ended many times because of someone stopping in an otherwise clear lane trying to get over. I had just one recording of time I nearly got rear ended saved. I gave the person ages of space, stayed way back too, still wasn't enough for them. https://imgur.com/a/2TEvShd The stop is about half way through.

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u/SAWK 1d ago

first gen MR2?

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u/River- 1d ago

Honda Prelude.

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u/SAWK 1d ago

ah... I saw that red and immediately went to Toyota.

Love the first/second gen Preludes. Nice car.

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u/Takoi89 1d ago

Same. Having pop-up headlights in 2016? This dudes awesome.

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u/Economic_Maguire 1d ago

i dont blame the cars in the back getting in line but why are the cars in front not cutting around...

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u/GenkiElite 1d ago

The responsibility lies in the second car. They can clearly see that they can go around the box truck but are just sitting there. If they would go everyone else would follow.

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u/FluffMob 1d ago

Maybe for the people 100 feet back but how do you square that with the box truck driver or the people 2-3 cars behind them?

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u/egnowit 1d ago

This wouldn't happen with a zipper merge.

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u/Thepestilentdefiler 1d ago

Im a zipper merge kinda guy. I dont experience this.

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u/Sushi_Explosions 1d ago

Then you're a moron, because you don't understand the zipper merge location in this video.

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

The point is that having a few assholes around is useful, because the first one who cuts around shows the others that maybe the line isn't real.

The zipper merge location is undefined for a freeway exit precisely because of situations like this. I've seen this happen more than once. Do I always blindly get in any line nearby to where I want to be? That seems a bit silly.

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u/Hiryu98 17h ago

In germany we have the rule to drive to the obstacle and past if there is a free line. It is teached in driving school, but still a lot of people are too dumb to do it. So I don't wonder, really.

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u/techdude-24 14h ago

Not me, I would not judge for that. Shit I do that. First come first serve.

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u/Helpful_Jonny 1d ago

Good news is, those still stuck in this line now will see this video while they’ve got nothing to do and will realize they can just go in the next lane.

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u/Ok_Delay7870 5h ago

Oh hell naw, like how many times in life you accidentally see any info that you needed before?

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 1d ago

Wish I could say that was a first for me.

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u/the_m0bscene_ 1d ago

To be fair to the rest of the line (who are probably mostly people not trying to run up as far as they can before cutting into the line) most of the fault can be pointed to the first few vehicles directly behind the box truck.

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u/GabeIsGone 1d ago

“Honey the car in front seems to be coming to a complete stop even though there’s no traffic.”

“Well, we can’t pass by him, he was here first. We’ll just have to wait.”

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u/SootikinTea 1d ago

That poor Tacoma is trying so hard to get in line before he misses his opportunity to sit in traffic.

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u/Real_Project870 1d ago

Nah they were just one of the few who used their head and got out of the line, you can see it pull out the very beginning of the video

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u/cubizmo2 1d ago

Nah, thats just max speed

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u/Similar_Fold_3422 1d ago

San Diego

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u/WARonTREES 23h ago

Scrolled to far to find this 😂

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u/Impossible_Past5358 1d ago

Omg, I understand that the people in the back have no clue, but wtf is the excuse for the ones right behind the truck??

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u/Sarke1 1d ago

They can't see ahead of the box truck, so they think there are cars there too.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 1d ago

I think if you aee a couple of cars down, you may be able to see (?)

But wtf truck driver? He should have at least waved traffic through...

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

Read this thread. Apparently, there's a large subset of the population with zero common sense.

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u/mrdm242 1d ago

If this truck is stalled they should have put on their hazards at the very least to indicate they aren't moving. Unfortunately the truck is so big you can't really see around it to tell they are just stopped on the road.

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u/DrozdMensch 1d ago

Very well-mannered drivers tbh

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u/flying_carabao 1d ago

So if you get in the off ramp lane way before your exit, you're a dumbass but if you get on last minute, basically cutting in line, you're an asshole. Talk about damn if you, damn if you don't.

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

I'd rather be the asshole in this situation than the dumbass.

I mean - the repercussions for being the asshole are... zero? And for being the dumbass are "losing a lot of my time."

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u/throwaway467884w2 1d ago

Normally yes. But this driver never cutoff anyone....they all just volunteered to be in line. There's multiple lanes of exit there

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u/PaticusGnome 1d ago

That's precisely how assholes think.

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

But normally they're wrong and there's repercussions.

In this case, I'm trying to figure out what those would be.

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u/Haifisch2112 1d ago

The biggest idiots are the first 5 people behind the truck because they should know its broken down lol

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u/TemmieXdd 1d ago

That's one of many reasons why in traffic cars should occupy all lanes and change them at the last legally possible moment.

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u/SpikeRosered 1d ago

This video just vindicated thousands of line cutting asshole drivers.

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u/thatguydr 1d ago

Literally one of those people would be a HUGE clue to all of the rest of them.

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u/Rognaut 1d ago

That area of SD is always crazy in the morning cause base traffic.

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u/good-good-real-good 1d ago

God, I do not miss LA traffic. It's debilitating. An hour to drive 7 miles sometimes. Not worth it.

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u/rococo78 1d ago

This is San Diego, but similar.

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u/Zimbel05 1d ago

My dumbass not understanding what to look for in the video except for thinking why the hell these stupid Americans would put a parking lane on the highway... 🫠

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 1d ago

This is why you will never catch me merging early. Idc how many people I piss off, zipper merging is far superior to waiting in line like an idiot.

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u/rufotris 1d ago

Why isn’t the truck driver directing people around them and putting on hazards if possible?! Oof that’s rough for the patient people getting screwed here and not knowing it.

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u/PhotoElectrical 1d ago

its always one person cockin' up the entire operation....

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 1d ago

I was expecting someone to pull out and get creamed

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u/playr_4 1d ago

People at the front near the truck are absolute morons.

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u/BosElderGray 1d ago

99% of the population in that line

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u/jemist101 1d ago

...is this because the truck is stopped not long after the broken line becomes solid? I feel like that may explain a few cars after the truck, but I can't speak for the ones 'stuck' on the broken lines 😂

Alternatively, this is a lot of people's weak excuse to quietly contemplate how much their day job is an existentially soul crushing experience.

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u/ntkwwwm 1d ago

I refuse to believe that this is in my San Diego. Maybe a San Diego in an alternate universe. Drivers here are not that orderly.

Checks again.

Oh wait, traffic for no reason? Nvm. Checks out.

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u/BeanRub 1d ago

The only dumb person in that entire line, is the guy sitting directly behind the truck and maaayyybe the guy behind him. Everyone else doesn’t have any eyes up front but if those 2 moved out, the rest of the line would follow.

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u/Modshatefreespeech99 1d ago

People really just don’t wanna work sometimes.

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u/Limp-Angle-7387 1d ago

Im not a sheep! You're the sheep!

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u/mydoggoandi 1d ago

Why doesn't the person behind the cube van just go around?! Wtf

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u/BauerHouse 1d ago

I see line
I get in the line
Like a good lil' citizen

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u/kitty13666 1d ago

Been there done that :(

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u/aceswild8 1d ago

Definitely unexpected

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u/AAPL_ 1d ago

where in the airhead west coast is this

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 1d ago

I bet folks are used to backups at this exit and while this is pretty extreme they think they'll get blocked out of making their turn if they go around.

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u/Captainjackdisparrow 1d ago

How many times is this going to happen before people get smarter?

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u/zedemer 1d ago

Remind me of a few years back when the first intersection after a highway exit was backed up at least 10 cars. I could see the red light not changing. I got out of the car, walked over and told the driver to advance a few feet for the sensor to...sense the car.

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u/L0veToReddit 1d ago

lmaoooooooooo

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u/TrenchantInsight 1d ago

Mourning commute.

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u/digitalgoodtime 1d ago

This shit would not happen in NYC. In fact, it's mandatory to cut into the offramp at the last second.

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u/Exciting_Pass_6344 1d ago

That genuinely made me chuckle

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u/Abe2025 1d ago

This happens a lot in Arkansas lol

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u/ultradip 1d ago

Reminds me of the time my friends and I were at Disneyland, standing in front of the closed submarine ride. For some reason, about a dozen random people started lining up behind us...

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u/I_am_not_baldy 1d ago

I haven't driven south on the 15 before 8 AM on a weekday, but I'm surprised it's this empty. I guess it's empty going south in this area in the morning.

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u/veracity8_ 1d ago

The freedom of cars

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u/laur_crafts 1d ago

Had something similar happen to me several years ago on a much smaller scale, myself and 2 other drivers. I pulled off to the side in an otherwise empty parking lot, across a few spots, to take a phone call. Where I had parked, I was facing a concrete barrier and a 20 foot light pole. I was not near the entry/exit, let alone blocking it from anyone wanting to enter or exit this otherwise empty parking lot. I’m in the middle of my phone call and suddenly I hear a horn honking, so I look behind me in my mirror and see not one but two vehicles lined up directly behind me. Again, let me remind you that I was parked across a few spots, foot off the brake, and I’m pretty sure too that I even turned my car off. I ended my phone call, started my car again and maneuvered my way around the barrier and drove away. I looked in my mirrors as I drove off and didn’t see either vehicle anywhere, leaving me even more confused. I wish I had thought to ask the property owner if they had outdoor surveillance to make sure it had actually happened because it was so bizarre.

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u/Odd-Bend1296 1d ago

I live near an military base that is like this in the morning. Instead of a slow truck it is 70% of all traffic needing to make a right.

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u/CranjizzMcBasketball 1d ago

Herd mentality

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u/FishDeez 1d ago

Not looking forward to work

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u/Chrisdkn619 1d ago

People are dumb! End of the 15S

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u/AnalBroFisting 1d ago

What's this? 5 freeway without people tripping over each other to cut in at the last possible second??

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u/SharcLightning 1d ago

I would then immediately take the exit just to prove a point, even if I didn’t need to. Break through the Matrix. At least this layer of it…💁🏽‍♂️

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u/jimmydeansroger 1d ago

Dumbass box truck driver can’t wave people around? That’s the real question

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u/BrokeLeznar 1d ago

Well they do say hindsight is 20/20. But yes if I found out this jabroni was holding us up I would be pissed.

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u/EwwItsJordann 1d ago

No man left behind.

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u/chromatic45 1d ago

I would have pulled over and directed traffic.

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u/Outbreak42 1d ago

Redstone Arsenal Gate 9. Those who know know.

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u/vapestarvin 1d ago

Sadly this also happens on the east coast 😂

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u/JazziTazzi 1d ago

Hmmm, this seems to be an unusual case of people actually DOING THE RIGHT THING, but being mistaken! Nobody wanted to be the jerk who goes around the line and cuts back in at the front… But if they had done that, they would have seen the broken-down truck and easily made the exit!

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u/mbhub 1d ago

Yup that's Los Angeles

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u/KingCodester111 1d ago

Those people gotta be actual morons or something.

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u/badbob001 1d ago

They are committed to using that exit.

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u/BostonBlueDevil 1d ago

God I miss the weather and beaches of SoCal but never ever the traffic. I remember being in bumper to bumper traffic at 2am on a Wednesday early AM on the 101 because of night construction but it blew my mind that there were still enough cars on the road to cause it to become gridlock for over a mile going from 4 lanes to 2 at 2am.

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u/bytorthesnowdog 1d ago

I hated driving in San Diego.

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u/Vera_Telco 22h ago

Very polite San Diegan behavior 🥲😭

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u/H4dx 22h ago

I watched the video like 5 times and still had to read the explanation

God I'm a dumbass

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u/Jimcarreyme 22h ago

It’s always and will always be one stupid person just slowing down, that’s what makes traffic.

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u/sixxtrumentalist 22h ago

To be fair, depending on what time of morning/day it is, traffic like this is common and perhaps expected at that particular junction. But yeah, that sucks. Happy I don’t take that way to get on base anymore.

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u/galaxymermaidpoop 21h ago

This is why I'm that asshole who cuts in at the beginning of the line closest to my exit. Not gonna stop.

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u/JMFW_2020 20h ago

Best one ever

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u/mick-rad17 20h ago

Haha good ole San Diego

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u/313802 19h ago

Damn patience i thought you were a virtue

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u/anime_lover713 11h ago

This is in San Diego, CA, looks like the interstate 8. Am I right u/Kingsman22060 ?

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u/baconblackhole 10h ago

Brainless car zombies.

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u/jacobsthefirst 9h ago

Sheep mentality

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u/AScribblr 9h ago

I'm so curious how this resolved

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u/Zany_Airplane 6h ago

I used to take that route for work everyday. It really does get backed up that bad so no surprise to sit standstill like that. Theres only one lane for the exit, which actually is an intersection to another standstill freeway. Definitely the trucks fault for not signaling that it's stopped.

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u/rococo78 1d ago

And that, my friends, is why I'm the guy that waits until the last second to merge. ;)

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u/Ill-Tea9411 1d ago

Why are they stopped?

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u/Left_Concentrate_752 1d ago

Because you touch yourself at night.

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u/wrxninja 1d ago

Whoa, we don't need none of that stuff here. I touch YOU at night.

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u/skccsk 1d ago

There's a piece of candy

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u/Bobpool82 1d ago

Strangers in white vans always give the best candy

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 17h ago

Yeah but my butthole hurts . I thought we were looking for a dog

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u/Few_Economics_8531 1d ago

Will they be angry or feel stupid when they find out?

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