r/Unexpected • u/so_orz • 1d ago

Aura 🙂‍↔️

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The man shows up in suit and put on glasses in style but unexpectedly poke into his eyes.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Large-Divide437 1d ago

That hurt even me

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u/bro_ammar 1d ago

I kinda felt that

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u/Black_Hole_Bagel 1d ago

His reflexes were not reflexing 😩

https://giphy.com/gifs/jS3AyuEkg9v1tZ1Iht

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 1d ago

He has a natural immunity 

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u/Carmilla31 11h ago

Omg 😳

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u/pierrotlefou 23h ago

That's because his eyes were already closed 😏

/racism

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u/itscloverdew 23h ago

You were hurt by a minus aura 

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u/Loud-Answer-2530 1d ago

ouch

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u/CompetitiveGrab843 1d ago edited 1d ago

That immaculate confidence lasted three seconds 🥴

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u/legitmonk 1d ago

bad sight, good aim

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u/scnottaken 1d ago

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 21h ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/dg2793 20h ago

LITERALLY

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u/Curiouzity_Omega 1d ago

The chances are low......... But never zero in this case.

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u/GregTheMad 1d ago

So amazing, he can hit even the smallest target.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 1d ago

Needle in a haystack.

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u/wardenofthearc 1d ago

Wow, great job for being racist in 2026

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 21h ago

I mean come on. It is what it is.

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u/MeansWelll 1d ago

Eeura

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u/Beavshak 1d ago

He really dug it in there for the bit

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u/Kn0wnSoul 1d ago

Shouldn't have opened them up so far

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u/OkAccess6128 1d ago

That was precise.

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u/A_Cat_Typingg 1d ago

Guy's gonna need glasses- oh

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u/jackofmasterofnone 22h ago

This is a copycat video

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u/Black_Panther69420 17h ago

that eye slit was so small yet he still hit it

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u/three_crystals 23h ago

Bro stand up they’ll never accept you for dunking on your own

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u/Taylor21202 21h ago

Impressive accuracy

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u/Most-Act1594 1d ago

Such a stupid saying.

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u/SuchLibrarian8922 1d ago

😑

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u/ouch_does_that_hurt 1d ago

😎😉😣

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u/TreatRound7711 1d ago

Wow it’s crazy how racist people are to Asians to this day. Asian racism seems to be taken as a joke

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u/wardenofthearc 1d ago

Yessss! I was in awe looking at these comments. Such casual racism and not a soul is defending the poor guy. Now imagine if this racism was towards a black man in the video - ooofffff

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u/TreatRound7711 1d ago

It’s absolutely insane. It gives me peace knowing that these people act in ugly ways because they are likely not very far in life or harboring some sort of dissatisfaction in their own lives.

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u/Much_Response3740 1d ago

song pleeease

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 21h ago

use shazam on your phone

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u/Much_Response3740 20h ago

yea shazam this time better then googel

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u/ElectricalFold696 1d ago

Must have aimbot

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u/SuperPatriot69 1d ago

The precision

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u/devilscry3 1d ago

Aura without the r

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u/so_orz 1d ago

Nice one

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u/rpdrhater 1d ago

At least he's hot.

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u/Beneficial-Pick-2614 1d ago

It would have been so much worse if he had his eyes open

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u/CarpetFibers 1d ago

Ah yes, casual racism.

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u/5exlexia5ufferer 1d ago

The best kind

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u/Lundetangen 1d ago

How it feels as a medieval knight when you get an arrow exactly through the slit in the helmet

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u/wardenofthearc 1d ago

Wow at these racist comments

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u/Peterjns22 1d ago

Surprisingly, that never happened to me.

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u/trudesign 1d ago

Yet....

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u/SweetCornPot 1d ago

I feel that in my eye ewww

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u/Technical_Donut8658 1d ago

What a silly haircut..

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u/dywtsmdammc 1d ago

I felt that

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u/Gin_OClock 1d ago

Okay that got a pretty big laugh out of me, bullseye

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Have done this before,

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u/trudesign 1d ago

Confident dude with an eyepatch has a lot of Aura

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u/Reaper_2600 22h ago

Fine shot sir!

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u/KindleShard 22h ago

Bro rolled on adventage and still lost it

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u/pinket25 22h ago

I only know that the odds were low.

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u/Meandtheworld 22h ago

He must’ve done that a bunch.

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u/MrTsukimoto 22h ago

Auran’t

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u/Misterball 22h ago

Of all videos to copy why this one???

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u/Appropriate-Rip4271 22h ago

ha that got me hard

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u/mickeyDisneyMouse 21h ago

Is that Shavkat?

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 21h ago

Fun fact: usually those snappy glasses putting on shots are actually done in reverse. Same with quickly sheathing swords, or really anything that relies on quickly and accurately putting a thing somewhere precisely. Aliens they shot a lot of moments backwards - the moment where an alien catches the closing door of the APC, when they shove a shotgun in said alien's mouth, and some other moments as well like a jumping facehugger

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u/meukbox 21h ago

Aura?

In parapsychology and some spiritual traditions, an aura, or energy field, is said to be an emanation produced by and surrounding the body of a person, animal or object, unique to the individual, and which is typically regarded to be an ever present and essential part of its being.

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u/CreativeRespect1987 21h ago

There’s a kind of pain that hurts just watching it, lol

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u/n0tz0e 20h ago

This guy is Khaz or Uzbek no doubt

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u/SylansIz_75gldn 19h ago

Let’s call him Almost. Same as the protagonist in Apocalypto.

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u/Sheep-Destroyer 17h ago

He didn’t see it coming

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u/navreedeux 17h ago

Why does this guy look familiar?

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u/Brief_Manner_694 17h ago

Bye bye eyeball. It was nice seeing out of you.

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u/Dry-Neat2210 15h ago

He almost poked your eyes out

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u/Massive_Dare_713 12h ago

Aurrrrrrrrrrrah

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u/Massive_Dare_713 12h ago

Aurorahh? Aurahrah? Arrrrhah? No hate just being honest. We suck at math so

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u/PeanutButterOgre 12h ago

He had such a small target too.

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u/Gerry1of1 12h ago

He's cool. He's Confidant. He's smooth .... D'OH!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMzIK1AdZJ4cYW4

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u/s0litar1us 11h ago

Not exactly unexpected

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u/OrangeClyde 11h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/LakushaFujin 10h ago

Good aim, small target

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u/Art0fRuinN23 10h ago

Me with my safety glasses whether at work or at home.

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u/ScissorNightRam 9h ago

Is that the Physical Asia guy from the Mongolia team?

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u/TootieSummers 9h ago

Proxie did it better

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u/janhook50 9h ago

Lol 😆

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u/the_blackster 8h ago

Aura - Laura

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u/D1M1ZE 1d ago

Mehr AU als RA

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u/Positive_Pear5193 1d ago

There was a slim chance but he did it that son of a sun

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u/Digger_Pine 1d ago

WTF is this 'aura' shit

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u/kkw8357 1d ago

Threading the needle!

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u/mrbigbreast 22h ago

How do you have a target so small and still poke it 😎

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u/Valuable-Release-561 14h ago

Глаза разуй не видишь очки

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u/Ancient-File1985 13h ago

That target was tiny and he still manage to get it in there

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u/N7LP400 1d ago

His eyes were too tiny to see the glasses

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u/StrawberryAble8244 1d ago

He doesn’t have much to work with and just Hit it dead center 😆

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u/XQuikX 1d ago

Very accurate hitting such small target

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u/hotwifehann 22h ago

Eyes wide shut

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u/likemebetter1 21h ago

When will he open his eyes?

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u/Cady-Jassar 1d ago

How dude!... your eye wasn't even technically opened.

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u/CryFit3736 1d ago

The hole was small but he didn't miss

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u/Right_Hour 1d ago

To be fair - you can barely see anything out of those eyes.

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u/captain_jpp 1d ago

Auran't

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u/jondokid 1d ago

Having r/Unexpected on my feed is so good for when I'm not reading where the post is from, because that caught me so off guard lmaoo

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u/Reze1195 1d ago

Music name?

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u/Dinzeldanaher 1d ago

That music is cool though

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u/red8cangodye 1d ago

The fingers are gonna get a beating from the eye tonight

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u/Name_Here_Error 17h ago

Give the man some space, he was blinded by his own prince albert on his teenie tiny dick hitting the sun at just the right angle at just the time of day at just the right moment of the earth's rotation.

It happens.

Edit: I have poked my eyes the same and deep throated a spoon while eating ramen over the same thing. So fuck the haters.

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u/Lazyasshole95 16h ago

Aim small, miss small

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u/Hairofmadman 1d ago

He might not be able to see the frame clearly.

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 1d ago

🤣I promise the first thing I was thinking was how does this guy see what he’s doing!! Perfect

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u/jellyyybeanss 1d ago

Aura left the gc 😭

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u/justlaughandmoveon 1d ago

Note to self: Don't say that it was a small target, don't say it was a small target.

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u/TicketTop4718 1d ago

You could blindfold that guy with a shoelace

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u/Shadow_92249 1d ago

Bro couldn't see em

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 1d ago

He had a 99% shot to not hit his eye with that amount of surface area exposed.. thats some skill or just blind luck im not too sure but that was very unexpected

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u/bronny5816 1d ago

Like threading a needle

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u/dirtydad72 21h ago

If he’d had his eyes open he would have seen it coming.

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u/mrthunder_clap 21h ago

That's actually more impressive to do as a Chinese man than an American

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u/360NoHoP3e 1d ago

He has insane accuracy

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u/GurtimusMaximus 1d ago

Good thing is eyes were closed or it would have been a lot worse

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u/Euphoric_Can_2748 1d ago

I could not help but notice that your eyes - beautiful though - looks like two alien ships about to collide headon or in a battle stance.

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u/Ok_Delay7870 5h ago

I bet he didn't see that coming