r/Unexpected 23h ago

It will go thru the nail

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u/post-explainer 23h ago edited 18h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Thinks it’s a nail and keeps cutting thru the fork instead


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Lanky-Scientist-5137 23h ago

Once sparks start flying, it's time to see what the hell is going on, not try to power through.

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u/Mypopsecrets 22h ago

"Hmmm, dis wood spicy"

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u/bierbottle 22h ago

„Haha saw goes brrrrr“

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 21h ago

Meanwhile in OOP’s headphones:

🎶 Making my way downtown! 🎶

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u/Stock-Magician1097 21h ago

Surely First cut is the deepest.

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u/partyatwalmart 15h ago

It is the first cut. And don't call me the deepest.

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u/ssAskcuSzepS 15h ago

I cut it 3 times and it's still too short

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u/CYBERSson 19h ago

Nah it’s just an Ash tree

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 18h ago

Or Iron bark. (an Australian hardwood)

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u/Kelevra_55 14h ago

Ipe will fuck a blade up go, too. I got laid off from a job just before the contactor I worked for did a deck in it. I've heard that sparks, too, whilst fucking up your blade

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u/Mauler167 16h ago

I thought it might have been iron wood.

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u/jebar193 11h ago

"Must be ironwood..."

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u/-UsernameHere 19h ago

What kind of fucking moron finds this much resistance and sparks and goes 'oh well must be this iron-wood i hear so much about'.

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u/Taurmin 18h ago edited 18h ago

The kind thats being paid by festtool to demo the power of their tracksaws.

This is an advert not a fuckup.

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u/Burakkurozu9 22h ago

The beginning really confused me. Never seen sparks when cutting wood. Only ever seen it when sharpening lawnmower blades.

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u/movzx 21h ago

If you're only buying new dimensioned lumber you probably won't run into nails. If you're buying live edge or reclaimed wood, nails can be an issue. You would run a magnet or metal detector over the piece to check.

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u/skccsk 20h ago

You would. The guy in the video wood not

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u/Disastrous-Artifice 20h ago

He simply lumbered on.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 16h ago

The dude can drop $900 on a Festool circular saw and another few grand on a sawdust vac system, but is too dumb to use a proper bench or realize he's hacking through a forklift.

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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die 11h ago

A guy can be on reddit for over 8 years and have over 1 million karma points (WTF dude?) and still be to dumb to realize a video is staged.

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u/jarious 20h ago

That's lumber crazy

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u/hologrammetry 20h ago

Woodsanity

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u/jarious 19h ago

Totally screwed

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u/mxzf 18h ago

In fairness, the piece of wood was free of nails and other metal debris. He just forgot to factor in the metal forklift.

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u/damsie101 20h ago

Found a flattened pipe inside a sheet of plywood once. That was a fun morning in the shop

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u/Charliep03833 17h ago

In some countries in Europe, you could find WWII bullets inside wood.

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u/Early_Koala327 15h ago

But wouldn't nails be a quick spark? And not continuous sparking?

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 15h ago

Congratulations, you are confirmed smarter than the fella in the video!

"Well i must just be cutting it perfectly lengthwise" he mustve thought lol.

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u/Burakkurozu9 20h ago

That makes sense. I've mostly used dimensional lumber so that would explain why I've never seen a nail. I guess every time I've ever put or seen a nail in a tree, there would always be a protruding head to yank it out when you needed to so it never crossed my mind that people would leave nails after cutting down the tree.

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u/JeanArtemis 20h ago

I honestly thought he was cutting through the guide rail lol

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u/Burakkurozu9 20h ago

That was my first thought, but then I thought that would make no sense as it defeats the purpose of the guide rail lol.

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u/mxzf 18h ago

Nah, I don't think an aluminum rail would spark like that.

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u/Emperor_Palpatine_2 14h ago

It would not. You can actually cut it fine with a typical for-wood carbide blade, you just have to go slowly. I've run a ton of aluminum through my chop saw.

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u/GoatCovfefe 18h ago

Ive cut wood straight from the sawmill when i was in a technical high school.

We hit bullets twice, two separate occasions. Thats always fun.

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u/Odd-Ad-8822 20h ago

I helped a friend cut the black locust trusses from the roof of his old house and we raised the roof (literally lol). He used a chainsaw and I held the ends that came off. That wood sparked when he cut it. It was insane.

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u/mandelbrots 18h ago

I saw sparks one time when I was cutting the forks on my forklift.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 18h ago

Whaddaya call a forklift with no forks?

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u/TheUnholyAnarchist 13h ago

Oh, I know this one, you call it a cantdoshit.

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u/TheEldenRang 18h ago

Are you confused as to how metal might get into a tree? 🤨 There are a ton of ways.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 20h ago

I was gonna say, that's one hell of a nail if it takes that long

Say goodbye to your blade, and apparently the forklift ... Spoon? What're they called in English 

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u/el_babo 19h ago

Forks

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 18h ago

Well that makes sense lol

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u/Attention_Bear_Fuckr 15h ago

This is the best thing I've read all week.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 9h ago

Lol

In my defense, they're called "fork lift trucks" in my language and the things in the front are called spoons xD

Didn't realise how dumb it is until now. But also, the word is literally just loaned from English. Dunno who came up with spoons tho

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u/aimsteadyfire 16h ago

Unlike the names of pretty much everything else here

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u/el_smurfo 20h ago

If I could afford a Festool tracksaw, I'd be worried about using it even on wood. Would probably just put it on the shelf as a display.

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u/Distantstallion 22h ago edited 22h ago

Depending on the blade you can just send it

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u/nostrathomas85 22h ago

I think if he didn't stop it was going to cut it clean off. That's impressive for a blade meant for wood

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u/Koolguy007 21h ago

Probably a carbide tipped blade. I have one from Diablo that is made specifically for metal, but works great as a wood blade. I'd put it halfway between a roughing and finish cut. Looking at other Diablo wood blades, I think they would probably eat metal too if persuaded.

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u/ReactionSad3776 21h ago

Depends on how hungry they are

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u/yawanworhthrownaway 20h ago

They’re pretty good at chewing through gun nails and wood screws,

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u/getrekt01234 21h ago

This is how freak accidents happen. Idiots using power tools.

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u/Tirace33 18h ago

If only this video wasn't made to rage bait people and get view from their reactions. Then yes.

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u/DeltaBravo831 17h ago

Yeah i wanna know what the dude was thinking when the wood started throwing hot metal shavings everywhere

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u/Lithl 18h ago

It's fine, this is ironwood. /s

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u/rustRoach 15h ago

This makes me think of the time my grandad was drilling a hole in the wall and hit steel. So he removed the masonry bit and used a metal drill bit to successfully drill a hole in the galvanised steel pipe.

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u/zirky 22h ago

at least he was being irresponsible with a really expensive tool

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u/deepasleep 22h ago

The fact it didn’t let smoke out after that abuse is a testament to the quality.

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u/DanKoloff 22h ago edited 22h ago

the disk is the real winner here, disks for wood tend to deform and break when used on metal

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u/AdSquare3489 22h ago

They must have changed the blade before the second attempt. 

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u/oreheheally 22h ago

Plus one tyne.

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u/feralwolven 17h ago

Yeah, im surprised it lasted this long. I cut half inch aluminum with a regular circular saw for specific fixtures, but forks are a differnt ball game.

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u/x23_wolverine 19h ago

You can get metal cutting blades for that saw. They are like $250

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u/DanKoloff 18h ago

Sure, if it was all staged that'd make sense.

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u/LoganNolag 20h ago

Depends on the metal you can usually cut aluminum just fine with a wood blade.

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u/aint_no_throw 20h ago

Rednecking carbide tipped blade through mild steel is manageable, unless you try to nibble a solid one inch chunk.

Take a closer look at the fork - Its not solid like a forklift fork, its more like bent sheet metal of a pallet truck.

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u/thickbeardgoggles 16h ago

First, it’s an ad for the tool if that wasn’t clear enough. Second, that is definitely the solid fork of a reach truck.

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u/Tomsboll 16h ago

Festool is like THE wood worker brand. Many great tool, but best palm sander will forever be mirka tho.

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u/AlreadyAway 11h ago

Two really expensive tools.

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u/gamingonion 22h ago

"I've never seen wood make sparks before, but I'm sure it's not an issue."

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u/TheLazyAssHole 22h ago

I guess you’ve never tried to cut Mesquite…. But that’s certainly not the problem here.

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u/exipheas 22h ago edited 19h ago

Osage orange will do it too because the wood has natural silica deposits in it. So when you feel like you are trying to cut stone while you are working it... in a way you are. Janka harness over 2,600.

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u/gratusin 21h ago

My buddy has some Osage orange growing on his property and asked if I could make some picture frames for him. They look nice, but I’m not doing that again. Dulled the hell out of my blades.

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u/exipheas 21h ago

Yea. I have always been curious about using it for a baseball bat but I have never had the desire to put in the effort. It would be super strong, have the flex needed to not shatter, and it would let you put more weight at the tip. But damn it is it a pain to work with, you're almost better off hitting it with a masonry grinding wheel or something.

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u/gratusin 19h ago

I bet it would make a great baseball bat. It was probably the most prized wood for making bows by native tribes, so the flex has to be on point and it’s as you said ridiculously high on janka scale, but making it would be the problem.

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u/197326485 15h ago

When I first started woodworking one of my first projects I thought "Oh, purpleheart will look real cool" so I bought a slab. It was beautiful, but what I'd gotten was a particularly dense and particularly resinous species that smelled like vomit when being cut, so not only did it dull every blade I used on it almost immediately, it also made my brand new workshop stink like throw-up for a year. It also loaded sandpaper super fast and I went through so many sanding discs.

0/10 don't recommend.

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u/TheJawLives 21h ago

This guy woods

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u/Raneynickelfire 20h ago

I once had to cut a 5"x5" chunk of lignum vitae on a bandsaw.

3 (new) blades later, I got thru it, and mostly straight. No sparks, but the shit just wouldn't cut.

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u/Tough-Ad1940 19h ago

I know a guy who died from that

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u/Shaggy_One 19h ago

I've definitely hit a nail or bullet before. Unless you hit the nail straight on it never sparks this much. Quick short stream of spark and done.

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u/Flameball537 22h ago

It’s just iron wood, it always does that

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 22h ago

Wood burns, so it's normal.

/s

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u/Justeff83 22h ago

Festool commercial?

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u/7Drew1Bird0 22h ago

If festool made the blade, it's a good promotional demonstration

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u/total_looser 18h ago

Festool saws have a specific arbor size so you can only use Festool blades on them

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u/rogamot520 18h ago edited 18h ago

They have European arbor size, lots of other blades fit.

But what does suck is that they use blades just a tad smaller than 6 1/2" (165mm). They use 160mm blades. You can put in 6 1/2 blades but the riving knife won't work.

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u/thuskjaer 8h ago

They do work, the first blade you use will just have to do some "modification" to the riving knife.

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u/MrPenisWhistle 22h ago

I can't even tell anymore, they've been sponsoring so many woodworking creators. Not that I'm bothered about it, never gonna be able to afford them anyways.

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u/SleeplessInS 22h ago

Their track saws are everywhere, but my WEN track saw performs just as well for a $100 investment. Festool is quite pricy and hyped up.

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u/movzx 21h ago

They are pricey, but hyped up is the wrong phrase. They are just overkill for the vast majority of people. The things like dust collection, track stability, and antikickback are better on it than the WEN.

Same deal with their domino. There are lots of other options out there that work fine for a majority of people, but if you're in a shop where time is money then the domino can be worth the price.

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u/KuromanKuro 14h ago

Also, in places requiring dust collection on even hand tools, they make the most complete system. That means it’s no longer a high priced tool, it’s the keys to the printing press. I learned a long time ago that some tools cost a lot not because they are that much better, but because they get paid off within a few days of the jobs that need them.

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u/Dragongeek 19h ago

Festool is professional tools. Not really hyped, it's just near the best that money can buy, and since time is money in a professional environment, even the most expensive tools amortize very quickly because you save money through working faster and you make less expensive mistakes. For example, if you are cutting a $9000 slab of wood for a dining room table, and you fuck it up because your track saw doesn't run straight or it makes a shitty cut, your crummy saw just cost you a bunch of money that you could've not wasted with a more expensive tool.

That said, if you're not in an environment where you make money off your work, it's likely overkill.

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u/thesuperunknown 22h ago

What kind of idiot can afford a Festool saw but has to cut on the forks of a forklift

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u/Mharbles 19h ago

A LOT of people put the tools before the project. They have a vague idea, buy all the high ticket tools, find out their idea is bad or demands actual work to complete, and then I buy nice tools at a steep discount.

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 15h ago

"...and then I buy nice tools at a steep discount."

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCxSakk99TDRsIGL8d

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u/wheniaminspaced 15h ago

This is pretty on brand actually, RL example, my company has a fairly sizeable heavy equipment fleet, but not a single service truck with a crane.  You see some very interesting excavator attachments as a result.

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u/jackofmasterofnone 22h ago

First day on the job 🤦

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u/Nuclear_Human 22h ago

It might also be the last day

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u/LowerBed5334 22h ago

Reminded me of this classic safety video:

Klaus the forklift driver

Skip ahead a bit if you don't want to listen to the beginning

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u/3amGreenCoffee 22h ago

Holy shit. That's awesome.

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u/LowerBed5334 20h ago

They still use it all the time in Germany 😅

The first time saw it was at an orientation for a summer job in a production hall, a long long time ago.

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u/SteveIndigo421 17h ago

I'll use it if I have extra time during a course. Best forklift safety video ever!

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u/Not_Paid_Just_Intern 18h ago

wow that was something else

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u/5evrblond 12h ago

It just kept getting better! 🤣

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u/RocketSaxon 9h ago

Haven't watched that in such a long time XD thanks for the reminder

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u/wkarraker 22h ago

That looks expensive.

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u/Nasty____nate 22h ago

I thought it was going to be a rail road spike. People use to drive them into trees to ruin chainsaws of loggers.

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u/eamondo5150 20h ago

I thought it would also put the loggers at serious risk.

Like it was a form of militant anti logging pushback, I can't remember where I got this from but break the chain that could then fly off and kill the person using it.

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u/Nasty____nate 19h ago

Yea anti logging. There was only 1 person that was close to death recorded and it was at a saw mill. There is other injuries but the main point was to mess up the saws and mills.

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u/zcubed 21h ago

This is an ad isn't it

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 20h ago

Holy shit lol. I mean if anyone has been a carpenter we are all guilty of something close to this.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 22h ago

Well that's a $700-$800 mistake.

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u/DragonflyPositive466 20h ago

Jup.

So nen Kevin hatte ich auch in meiner Berufsschule. Schreiner, 1. Lehrjahr.
Wir haben einfache Zapfen- und Zahnungsverbindungen mit der Gestellsäge geübt. An dem Tag waren Schwalbenschwanz Verzahnungen dran. Nix kompliziertes. Einfach nur ein dünnes Brett mit ein paar Zacken an einem Ende sägen, dann ausbeiteln und fertig.
Der Typ rödelte und rödelte und rödelte da mit seiner Gestellsäge rum. Nix passierte. Der stand schon komplett im eigenen Wasser und fluchte wie ein Rohrspatz, dass sich an seinem Werkstück nix rührt.

Bis irgendwann mal einer zu ihm rüber ist.

Dann war ziemlich schnell klar, das der Typ original seine Klemmbacke von der Werkbank zu 3/4 durchgesäbelt hatte.
Is ihm nicht aufgefallen.
Bei ca. 2x2 cm großen klassischen Schwalbenschwanz-Zinken-Verbindungen.
Kannste dir nicht ausdenken sowas.

Und ja, der Typ war blond und hieß wirklich Kevin. Und er war genauso hohl in der Rübe, wie du denkst.

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u/DecadentHam 22h ago

Well the blades damaged either way. Might as well commit.

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u/zombie_overlord 22h ago

Gotta do the other fork now

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u/MLTatSea 22h ago

Yep. That fork is likely forked, if at a big company. 

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u/DrJohnIT 22h ago

Whoops!!

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u/Senselesspassion 22h ago

Well I wonder what he thought when sparks were flying out, like this wood is kinda metal

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u/UffTaTa123 21h ago

Das ist ein "Uhps" Wert!

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u/selector96 20h ago

This just seems intentional in order to promote the saw

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u/blorbschploble 20h ago

Only 2 kinds of people use festool. Experienced craftspeople who sell their stuff at sufficient profit to use festool.

And whatever this guy is.

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u/subjekt_zer0 18h ago

My jaw literally dropped at the sheer stupidity of this video. Those forks are fucked now, great job.

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u/durzostern81 18h ago

I don't think this is real. No way a skil saw carbide blade cuts through a hardened steel fork. It would be demolished immediately. They must have pre cut the fork with a metal cutting blade.

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u/Hobo_Hungover 18h ago

This is YT influencer nonsense when you have a workshop with $50K of Festool tools and not understanding why your track-saw is making mad sparks and smoking.

Truly the dumbest fucks with agency, these people are. Yuck.

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u/roofilopolis 22h ago

Yeah I just put a nice foot long cut into my garage floor with one of these. Barely even slowed it down

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u/Not_athrowaweigh 22h ago

Hell of a lot sparks when during through wood. That should have been an instant stop. Destroying the saw blade, burning the wood, and potentially causing a fire.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 22h ago

The saw blade isn't the real problem. Those forks come in pairs and cost $700 to $800 to replace.

He could probably weld it up, but I'm not sure I would trust this guy with a welder.

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 22h ago

All of this while standing in the line of fire. If the blade or the nail fractured goodbye balls.

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u/PDAnasasis 22h ago

Somehow I feel like that tool is even more expensive than replacing the fork on a forklift, those roustabouts are fairly specialist tools.

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u/u9Nails 22h ago

Oh the heartbreak!

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u/triplegerms 22h ago

Lmao the editing got me. Was thinking damn how is it still sparking, are you cutting a block of nails? Cue shot of the underside 

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u/Kaabob24 22h ago

Holy Stupidity Batman!

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 22h ago

The fact that you didn’t stop is insane

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u/Slappy38 22h ago

im bettin the devil's lettuce had something to do with this

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u/IMiNSIDEiT 22h ago

LMAO… I thought that was a lot of sparks for just “a nail”

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u/BellsproutRules 22h ago

Holy, thats quite the saw.

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u/bsmknight 22h ago

As a woodworker, I was all about to say how I've gone through many a nail.... nevermind....

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u/One_Wing_4059 21h ago

You can't imagine how much it pisses me off that such uses that kind of expensive, professional equipment.

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u/QuarterThor 21h ago

Supposed stupidity aside, why was he even recording in the first place,

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u/OrangeGoneWild 21h ago

That's one hell of a saw blade though...

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u/Pelthail 21h ago

What an absolute idiot. 🤦🏼‍♂️

I think this is more a testament to the quality of Festool products.

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u/mick-rad17 21h ago

Who tf uses a forklift as a workbench

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u/bluesteelbobby 21h ago

He wasn't pushing hard enough

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u/xSCx_Jupiter 20h ago

AH! So this is that Ironwood I’ve heard so much about.

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u/AboveAverage1988 20h ago

I'd like to know what brand of blade that is..

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u/flyingdolphin8888 20h ago

Festool is unmatched in carpentry

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u/Beneficial_Wonder533 20h ago

Is this a diablo blade commercial lol

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u/steelboy56 19h ago

Dumb ass!

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 19h ago

When that fork hits a wall 20 min later, its going to break the fork and whatever it hits in 15 min

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u/Iconoclasm89 19h ago

I don't know whether or not it's an ad but either way people aren't thinking it's an accident are they?

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u/irishpwr46 19h ago

These tools are way too expensive for someone that inexperienced to be using them. Thats a 600 dollar minimum saw, with a blade that probably costs over 150.

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u/OMP159 19h ago

You 👏 Do 👏 Not 👏 Deserve 👏 Festool👏

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u/BunkerSquirre1 19h ago

That’s some insanely hard wood

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u/Gwifitz 19h ago

Treating Festool like this should be punishable with jail time

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u/DamienBerry 19h ago

Fork in Hell!!!

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u/North-Government-865 19h ago

My first thought was that it was AI because wood sparking just doesn't look right

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u/AdvancedCheesecake66 19h ago

Owns a tool like that and cuts on a forklift?! Make it make sense!!

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u/gringoloco01 19h ago

It L be aight. Little bit of caulk and no one will ever know the difference LMAO

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u/DFA_Wildcat 19h ago

Ironclad beetles at it again, wood is lousy with them!

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u/MasterTater02 18h ago

Carbide gonna carbide

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u/Tirace33 18h ago

This is a rage bait video to get reactions.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 18h ago

Someone clearly doesn't understand the depth setting on a track saw...

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 18h ago

This is proof that even the best tools won’t make you a good carpenter. Who tf is cutting wood and doesn’t think to themselves… “Wow my blade appears to have hit some resistance that is much tougher than the wood!” “Wow this wood produces sparks!”.

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u/Atastical 18h ago

I'd love this to be not fake... But no one is that dumb.

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u/Substantial_Bet_7997 18h ago

Even if it's a nail wouldn't it be dangerous as it could go flying?

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u/Ill-Opening9719 18h ago

What a saw

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u/Hlodowik 17h ago

Whathehelly

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u/veryusedrname 17h ago

Why did he stop, he was almost done chopping the fork off...

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic 17h ago

Go home Doug, it's just not working.

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 17h ago

Damn 😳 is that some sort of diamond blade? Maybe tungsten? Impressive regardless 👌

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u/Brief_Manner_694 17h ago

Bye bye forklift tine! It was nice knowing you.

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u/Disastrous_Ad_937 16h ago

Best Festool ad I've ever seen

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u/Long__Ground 16h ago

Poor festool

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u/muppet_master_ 16h ago

Were they drunk?

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u/nirvana6875 16h ago

I did that with plasma cutter once. Couldn’t figure out why it was shooting sparks back at me all of a sudden. It was my first time using one so I thought I was just going too fast, so I slowed down and it almost fixed the problem. Decided to take a look and sonofabitch goddammit

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u/tenphes31 15h ago

Funny story. Im a stagehand and the department I work for has a phrase for when youre building something with screws and one screw hits another screw. Years ago a guy was teaching me how to build something. We had a set of 2x4s joined together at 90° and were adding plywood on top. I asked if we had to worry about hitting the screws we had already put in. He replied, "When youre having sex with a pregnant woman, you dont hit the baby." A few seconds later, as he was putting a screw in, he stopped it short and declared, "I hit the baby."

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u/R6S9 15h ago

The commitment

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 15h ago

Guys, this is an ad. Stop sharing it lol

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u/Legitimate-Pride3038 15h ago

Damn that's hell of a though nail !

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u/Salty-Brilliant-830 15h ago

This happened to me but it was an aluminum bench, so no spiciness, I had no idea why the wood was so tough

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u/PerfectDayGermany 15h ago

Went through the fork with the perception of a Skyrim city guard: „must’ve been the wind“