r/Unexpected • u/International_Long60 • 4h ago

Gotta finish his task soon and head home!

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u/post-explainer 4h ago edited 4h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

He almost chopped his friends arm off.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 4h ago

cut the last 6 seconds off, please just cut it off

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u/Mrichwill 4h ago

I see what you did there

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u/shackkknews 1h ago

he’s definitely rushing to finish before heading out

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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 4h ago

I know it's staged and fake but I do have some friends who would actually do it to my hand while working together.

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u/Ok-Impress-2222 3h ago

It's very clearly real, though.

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u/Glad_Grand_7408 3h ago

I've got a bridge to sell you.

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u/Ok-Impress-2222 2h ago

Nah, dude. I've got a bridge to sell you.

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u/Vinny-Ed 4h ago

Why would anyone put their trotters on the table. Force of habit that would've been a quick cut.

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u/Potato_Pear 4h ago

Almost like it's staged or something.

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u/Drago_D 4h ago

Long pig

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u/Shovel_Assassin 3h ago

Short pig

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u/KNO3_C_S 3h ago

Wide pig

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u/_Daack 2h ago

Narrow pig?

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u/starYwalker 3h ago

Who the hell keeps their hand next to the meat someone was cutting off in auto-pilot mode 😭

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u/Key_Skirt_1858 1h ago

Damn you to hell Reddit. Why does it say, “This video is no longer available”? I wanna see the video.

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u/International_Long60 1h ago

Exactly I'm confused too 😭😭😭

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u/Raderg32 3h ago

This reminds me of a certain game and a fish factory.

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u/Otherwise_Yak_3513 3h ago

"And that's where the cannibalism started"

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u/KitiOshea 3h ago

Was they police?

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u/Playful-Middle-244 3h ago

Why the fuck their hand is on the workplace

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 3h ago

Bro was working on autopilot