r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 2h ago

Do you wanna see my signature move?

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u/Similar_Search3987 1h ago

I used to dance salsa for six years.

There was indeed fucking. Dudes don't realise how you can go from conventionally attractive to 'hot' by just being an average dancer.

But what I really believe is that girls get to examine you up close for prolonged periods during dance classes and nights out and can then easier decide if you're a safe person or someone to avoid. And if you smell good

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u/superspeck 38m ago

Before he moved away a few years ago, I had a colleague that went from 300 pound stinky otaku to “this dude fucks” in like 2 years thanks to dancing.

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u/stickdude34 23m ago

Some of us dudes do 🤫

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u/Delicious_Push_9214 24m ago

signing up to the nearest dance classes right now