r/Weird • u/waterbottle1010 • 2d ago

cursed avocado seed

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my first time seeing an abomination like this

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u/Milky_Monster 2d ago

Finally a prize other than just another wood ball 

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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago

So about the fleshy nutsack avocado seed, do you nibble on it softly, dislodging the bumpy parts? Or just gulp it down whole?

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u/ohhaimaarrk 2d ago

How to delete other people's comments

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u/801Love52 1d ago

For real...I can't get my skin to stop crawling

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u/Aelis_ 1d ago

ask permission first 👍🤙👌

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u/Sketch_Beast 1d ago

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u/Toxikfoxx 22h ago

Honestly spit my drink out seeing this one.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 2d ago

Lick it gently.

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u/blurblurblahblah 2d ago

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of an avocado testicle?

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u/Cephylus 2d ago

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u/friendlyfire883 1d ago

I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's 100% on point for this post.

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u/cuntybunty73 2d ago

Looks like Syphilis nadddys

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u/Canibal-local 2d ago

Hahahaha it does look like a nutsack but more like a rotten one

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u/Oregongirl1018 2d ago

Hey, it's just old.

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u/TrailMomKat 1d ago

🎶 Gobs and gobs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey brains

Little birdies' bloody feet

French fried eyeballs

Rolling in a pan of blood

I forgot my spoon

I've got a straaaaaaaw 🎶

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 2d ago

It’s like a really really really long lasting wood flavored jawbreaker.

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u/LNRigby 2d ago

I'll eat a stranger's tonsil stones instead 😆🤮

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u/CtrlAltYuri 1d ago

I see you're more for a crunchy texture

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u/Ghoulscomecrawling 2d ago

I just threw up my hot dog

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u/Revolutionary_Win716 2d ago

I miss the wooden ball.

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u/RabidOtterRodeo 2d ago

I got the tumor ball :(

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u/Realistic-Affect9005 2d ago

I had testicular cancer, please get it looked at by Dr

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u/Ill_Video_1997 2d ago

That thing looks like a teratoma 🤢

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u/Constant_Chicken_408 2d ago

Ugh that is EXACTLY what it looks like

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u/Ill_Video_1997 2d ago

Minus the hair 🤮

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u/MethadonianMama 2d ago

and teef

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u/LordoftheFuzzys 1d ago

They're on the inside~

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u/Sweet-Awk-7861 2d ago

It's got the eyeball 👁️ starting to grow 

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u/Afraid_Can_9479 1d ago

Is that the crab guy from Moana

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u/Cakeski 2d ago

How about we avocadon't

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u/jajavi95 1d ago

The avocaddon is near

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u/towerfella 1d ago

Biblically accurate avocadon’t seedn’t

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u/Crazy_Hooman 2d ago edited 2d ago

I would be terrified if I cut open an avocado and saw that...

Edit: Google is saying the avocado seed is undergoing vivipary, its getting ready to sprout and become a new plant.

Edit 2: Here's another reddit post of another avocado acting weird with an explanation in the comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/Agriculture/s/zzzRPtHkeW

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u/Mental_Painting783 2d ago

This seems to be the answer, vivipary

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u/Crazy_Hooman 2d ago

Thank you for the award! But yeah it seems to be, I'm really glad I came across this tonight because I learned something very new thanks to the research into this seemingly abomination haha 😆

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u/georgia_grace 2d ago

Why is it so…. Flesh like

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u/kkillbite 1d ago

It is a Brain Seed...and moist :p

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u/Pretty-Being-4529 2d ago

OP, here you go: possible diagnosis: ethylene exposure

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u/ProgressiveKitten 2d ago

OMG somehow that seed looks even worse!

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u/dobber72 2d ago

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u/MementoMurray 2d ago

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u/AutonomousServiceGrd 2d ago

This is the entire YouTube thumbnails in one shot

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u/PressureCoomer 2d ago

Where do people find this shit, I was having a bad day but this made me laugh 

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u/Sequoia_Vin 2d ago

First time I have seen this full image

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u/Pitiful-Tip152 1d ago

I am going to raid my local goodwill and repaint Barbie’s eyes 👀 like this. Then stage them and take a shit load of photos! I just found my new hobby!

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u/YuukiAliceMS 2d ago

Legit my face right now.

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u/Pretty-Being-4529 2d ago

OP, is this legit? Please cross post to whatplantisthis or plantid or arbor see if anyone knows HOW this happened

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u/waterbottle1010 2d ago

yeah it just happened. ok i'm not in those groups so let me join first

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u/waterbottle1010 2d ago

whatplantisthis doesn't allow seeds to be posted so i couldn't post it there

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u/Royalchariot 2d ago

Need explanation

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u/waterbottle1010 2d ago

yea i want to know why it's like this. i did eat the avocado tho

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u/Gold-Main4912 2d ago

you ATE the fleshy-tumor-pit-avocado??????

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u/shvabrium 2d ago

Well to be fair the avocado itself looks fine

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u/waterbottle1010 2d ago

i haven't ate the whole thing yet. it was unripe inside. i just had a little taste. now youre scaring me

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u/TravelingSpermBanker 2d ago

That’s lunacy or you’re lying. Who would eat that? It’s obviously a sick/mutated plant

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u/hungrylittleworm 2d ago

OP needs to eat more to mutate, don’t say that

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u/WildBuns1234 2d ago

This is where OP begins his radioactive avacadoman story arc.

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u/QT-Pie69 2d ago

What are avocadoman powers tho? Is he a hero or a villain? Too much questions 🤔

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u/Teleporting-Cat 2d ago

He is smooth. Very smooth. And a little bit nutty.

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u/QT-Pie69 2d ago

I'd watch a movie about him!

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u/KingNothing1999 2d ago

Avocado powers include:

Being unripenened until the moment you need them and then instantaneously being spoiled.

Everyone invites them to the party but nobody pays them any attention until the end when they get thrown in the trash with the rest of the uneaten snacks

Their greatest strengths are all on the inside waiting to grow, but their strengths are also kind of useless to them, and at most kind of annoying to people who wish to hurt them.

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u/QT-Pie69 2d ago

Aw, sounds depressing!

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u/blurblurblahblah 2d ago

I've bought bags twice now where they'll stay green & hard for almost a week & then when they finally turn black they're still hard inside. I started buying single ones that cost half as much as a bag of five cause I don't trust bagged ones anymore

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u/filinno1 2d ago

Uh, you’re scaring us. You’ve already scarred us.

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u/IncurableAdventurer 2d ago

Why the fuck did you do that??? Not only is the seed itself gross, but it looks like some type of fungus or whatever is growing on it

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u/Impossible_Radish_46 2d ago

That is NOT okay!
Where is your survival instinct?
Do you need help?

https://giphy.com/gifs/4baoNZ5Qo8dX2

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u/Ok-Pie-4410 2d ago

Noooooo! You did NOT!

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u/Buttcrack15 2d ago

Oh, honey, no.

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u/DogFaceLady 1d ago

That is scrotesque.

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u/-rosieee- 2d ago

Congrats on your pet Fistula!

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u/Friendly_Ad243 2d ago

it looks like mr krabs in that one episode he wasn’t wearing his shell

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u/UnitedPanic197 2d ago

This one has a conscience.

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 2d ago

It's simply Cronenberg-esque

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u/deedeebop 2d ago

Something about the little teratoma just hangin’ out on the rainbow 🌈 plate…awwww

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u/your-favorite-simp 2d ago edited 2d ago

Pretty sure this is just the seed germinating. You can see the brown outer layer of the seed has gotten soft and attached to the green flesh of the avocado.

Google "weird avocado seed" and you can see other posts from this very same subreddit that look identical.

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u/Original_Hurry5057 2d ago

What in the actual hell. This is gross.

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 2d ago

This monstrosity could star in its own horror movie.

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u/DewDropWhine 2d ago

Looking like a nasty patty from SpongeBob over there.

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u/DBCargoHaj 2d ago

it looks like what i assume a tumerous ballsack would look like

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u/moondweller44 1d ago

If I ever cut an avocado open and the seed looked like this, I fear I would never eat an avocado again. And that would suck because I love avocados…

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u/Gravity-Raven 1d ago

Hello! Yes, I have a question: why the FUCK is it meat? Thank you.

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u/R461dLy3d3l1GHT 1d ago

Testicular cancer. Tha avocado has testicular cancer.

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u/raccoonqueenz79 2d ago

Hi so I don’t like this. Looks wet.

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u/among_apes 1d ago

It is not a toomah

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u/Empty_Positive 2d ago

Everything reminds me of her😭

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u/PsychologyShort 1d ago

Must’ve been into some freaky shit cus sex is the last thing that hit me seeing this abomination

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u/Nameles248 2d ago

Ah I see you have found one of the seeds of nurgle

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u/in-a-microbus 2d ago

Did you buy the avocado from Omega Mart!?

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u/FrostyLemons3 2d ago edited 2d ago

Avocados are evolving to grow brains to avoid vegans.

But in reality this is known as 'Premature embryo shedding' It happens to plants like this sometimes , where the outer shell of the seed will detach early while inside the fruit, exposing the fleshy interior. Usually caused by overripening on the tree or water stress in the tree, but you can actually see the seeds skin still stuck inside the avacodo.

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u/Visible-Weakness5572 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3
I legit just gagged and now I have heartburn. 🤢

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u/Pitiful-Tip152 1d ago

Why is it frowning ☹️? Guess I would frown too if I looked like a ballzack

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u/sassy_cheese564 1d ago

Why in the fuck does it look like a ballsack with some sort of fungus infection? 🤢😂

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u/DionisOdam 1d ago

That avocado need chemotherapy 😨

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u/-Renee 2d ago

Tumor? Fungus? 🤔

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u/waterbottle1010 2d ago

the whole thing feels hard so not sure if it's a fungus

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u/Malefectra 2d ago

Oh god, I thought you were joking for a minute and it was some bizarre preserved medical specimen of a very diseased testicle....

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 2d ago

Cronenberg avocado

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u/EtherealOmega 1d ago

Look like something out of the Made in Abyss, way down there

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u/bgrl26 1d ago

That's definitely a teratoma, Avocados are becoming human😱

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u/xXmilkxhoneyXx 1d ago

Why is it meaty 😭

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u/Begravningstider 1d ago

The underdeveloped tumour brother you got surgically removed.

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u/theRarestBiscotti 23h ago

Dude that's some sci Fi shit

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u/Dwayne420 22h ago

Was that grown down stream from a nuclear reactor? 🤣😂😅

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u/userusertion 2d ago

I thought it was a flesh tumor, a body parts or some kind.

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u/lord_dude 2d ago

We are living in the end times. The veil of reality is slowly lifting.

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u/Shehulks1 2d ago

Literally looks like if a man had relations with an avocado 🥑

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u/Semlorism 2d ago

I always think the weird/mutate/sick plants fall in the body horror topic

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u/Just_Some_Nonsense 1d ago

You think if you stuck it in the freezer it'll shiver up small?

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u/Bilbo_Swagger616 1d ago

You could have told us it was a disembodied, deformed testicle and I think we'd have believed you.

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u/LowBudgetMemez 1d ago

Pls use the NSFW tag next time you post a ballsack

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u/WettyBelch 1d ago

Avocadon’t