r/Weird • u/Daphne010 • 1d ago

What a snack !

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

That's normal size

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u/Spencer94 1d ago

Don't be ridiculous. That's huge!

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u/tryagain456788 1d ago

Spitting image of mine. My girl tells me she doesn't like to have sex because I "tear" her.

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 1d ago

I believe that was "bring her to tears" 😭

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u/tryagain456788 1d ago

What? You think you're better than me? Because you have both your nuts?

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

We're talking cocks, not nuts sir.

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 1d ago

I meant "bring to to tears....at the majesty of your member." Us uniballs gotta stick together, bro.

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact

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u/tryagain456788 1d ago

I'm the little engine that tried

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

I'm the little engine that left crying because I couldn't get it up and horrifically overreacted even though she said it was alright and we could try again later

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u/Giant-fingers 1d ago

Nobody could eat that whole thing.

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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

Nah, I could eat a whole bag of them. Wait....

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u/Collector-Troop 1d ago

You could probably try and sell it on eBay

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u/Extreme-Diver6136 1d ago

Wow! That is HUGE. Right ladies?

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 1d ago

It's so cute!!

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u/boukalele 1d ago

I found and kept mine preserved in liquid bandage before it got destroyed in a move...RIP cheeto dick 2010-2014

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u/pissedoffTwizzler 1d ago

No need to brag

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u/WillingFriendship838 1d ago

I’ve seen worse ones

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u/MeasurementTall7701 1d ago

Not even a mouthful

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

Sell it for $50k

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

Betcha can't eat just one!

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u/Dunklebunt 1d ago

Did this one taste of a different cheese

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u/wafflethemighty 1d ago

totally average sized snack and honestly pretty big for most partners

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u/Necromanczar 1d ago

So “bag of dicks” is a real thing?

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u/Altruistic_Cicada930 1d ago

To match his Lil hands

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u/koreankkwr 1d ago

Which snacks?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/koreankkwr 1d ago

How luck you yaar, even in my life i didn't got this piece of art to witness 😭

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u/tomato-slut 21h ago

They look like Nik Naks

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u/miko1075 1d ago

You look tasty

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u/Greedy_Bus411 1d ago

Yummmm. Ummmm.

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u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 1d ago

Paging Dr Freud !

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u/Low_Net_9030 1d ago

I thought Ramsay ate Theon’s D

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago

Cheeto likes you!

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u/Unusual-Taste69 1d ago

Take it all

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u/waitinglikeastone 1d ago

For midnight cravings ?? 😎😎

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 1d ago

Woah that’s huuuuge 😳

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u/This-Double-Sunday 1d ago

Looks like it tastes like dickcheese

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u/October_people 1d ago

Wow it's life sized too......

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u/QbitWalker 1d ago

Universe sure has a weird sense of humor!

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u/Dry-Debate-6893 1d ago

That’s a small snack

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 1d ago

Needs more veins.

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u/Sad_Possibility1297 1d ago

Whats wrong babe?

You haven't even touched your tater-cocks.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 1d ago

The Official Trump MAGA dildo

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u/Beanslover0 1d ago

Name your price

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u/creepercash 1d ago

Whoah, that's huge

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u/TheRealBlancoGringo 1d ago

Do you bite it or like to suck the flavor off?

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 1d ago

The second one,cause then it gets soft.

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u/BungleBums 1d ago

'Bite Size'

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u/KifferFadybugs 1d ago

Just like you like it.

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u/CockSeeker007 1d ago

I've been looking for this snack forever!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/CockSeeker007 1d ago

Bahahahaahahahaha!

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u/Ok_Swordfish9363 1d ago

Sell it on ebay

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u/NeighborhoodNo1623 1d ago

Cheesy balls 🤣

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 1d ago

You know which foods are shaped like dicks? The BEST kinds!

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 1d ago

Man it took me a really long time to figure out why your hand was fuzzy

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u/Oneamongthefence24 1d ago

Banana for scale?

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u/MaGoodenough 1d ago

You get a hand this time.

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

I'm sure it's bursting with flavor.

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u/mtinmd 1d ago

A dicklet.

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u/MaGoodenough 1d ago

Everything reminds me of him 😭

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u/Andminus 1d ago

This must be from this amazing "bag of dicks" I keep hearing that everyone wants everyone else to eat from...

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u/Jokor1313 1d ago

Bet you ate it the long way like Goldberg.

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u/Fit-Ad-2346 1d ago

Did you take it orally? 🤔🫣

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u/Viking_Charizard 1d ago

Lays 😉👉

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u/robsumtimes 1d ago

Stack for some? Wtf

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u/Mysterious_Count8711 1d ago

Choking hazard

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u/MaleficentMunkey 1d ago

Spit on it first

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u/franksfries 1d ago

That's huge!

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u/BigMack6911 1d ago

Still bigger then some of you lol

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u/clumsymomsie 1d ago

If you’re taking it orally, be happy that it’s small

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u/Legitimate-Arm5683 1d ago

😂🤙👣

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u/wisdomdragon420 1d ago

I get those all the time. Cheetos have the highest amount of them.

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u/wannabecat2000 1d ago

Mrs Potato head is going to be disappointed

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u/CoronaTurnsMeOn69 1d ago

That is a MONSTER munch if I must say so!

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u/lris_99 1d ago

*Everything reminds me of him* moment

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 1d ago

Ladies and gentlemen POTUS.

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u/silverwolfe2000 19h ago

Drump cock on a normal sized hand.  "It's huge!" 

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u/GiancarloTheSamurai 19h ago

What did you eat first?

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u/ElectronicDay3735 18h ago

size doesn’t matter ❤️ 

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u/AdTraditional5917 14h ago

When the company who makes them gives you a little hint at the kind of company they are, hopefully no one finds a bag full of them....

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u/mister_nimbus 12h ago

Trump is looking for that 😭

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u/DarrellBot81 12h ago

You say it’s snack size, but maybe it just got out of the pool or something

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u/Imaginary_Bedroom_5 1d ago

Tell that to my wife, she doesn't believe me.

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u/ExtremePiglet 1d ago

Surprised I haven't seen any Trump jokes yet