r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 1d ago

Woofer of the night

By @ u.p.saluki

3.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 1d ago

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u/Subject-Direction628 1d ago

Jesus. I hate it. But get it. Oof. The delusions happening there. Where do you start

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u/EducateMeee 1d ago

Is there a real picture?

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u/Wuhblam 1d ago

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u/BaronCapdeville 1d ago

Is this art from Scary Stories?

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u/EJAY47 1d ago

If I remember correctly this one was about a dead girl who was haunting her prom date, maybe?

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u/Wuhblam 1d ago edited 22h ago

Yep

Edit: who tf downvoted me 🫪

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

That's a fuckin weird horse

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u/zudoplex 1d ago

I really did laugh out loud.

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u/Coveinant 1d ago

When I realized the dog was not hurt but just being derpy, I also laughed.

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u/Abecis01 1d ago

I would be laughing every time and waking everyone up every time I saw this if I were there.

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u/klutzydancer70 1d ago

The person that was taking pics needs to blow it up large and put in frame on the wall. I would 100% do that if it was my dog.

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u/GimmieGummies 1d ago

Me too, that's hilarious!

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u/Vispreutje 1d ago

That's a skinwalker bro

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u/Stegosaurus69 1d ago

A true Targaryen

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u/c8891 1d ago

This is why I don’t look out the windows at night

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u/ohno 1d ago

Not weird, just goofy enough to be cute.

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u/Big_Meating_ 1d ago

Calm down Methany

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u/no-o-ne 1d ago

Bro I love salukis 😭

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u/jjvqboi 1d ago

Charlie Kirk lookin ass

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u/Greedy_Bus411 1d ago

Do you have ANY IDEA how expensive doggy dentures are?? The good ones could be two figures! Celebrity Dog Show Grade? Three, even!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/wG63sS69P0IQtWDF6A

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u/Phantom_Edgerunner 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that a skin walker.

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u/Subject-Direction628 1d ago

Oh that face!

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u/Fall_Water 1d ago

I laughed way too hard and way too long

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u/Independent_Ad_5664 1d ago

r/toofers 😬😬😬😬😬

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u/Yeaarz 1d ago

what the hell is xqc doing outside?

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u/dicknotrichard 1d ago

Probably feels great to that pupper lol

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u/dadville1 1d ago

So great

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u/Frientance 1d ago

She is beauty she is grace ✨️

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u/kaleadeedee 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/kepalautakkau 1d ago

he has a gummy smile!

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u/Arthur_Morgan44469 1d ago

What's with the nose tho

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 1d ago

Reminds me of that one scene from The Thing where the dog turns into a writhing mass of flesh.

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u/That-Spell-2543 1d ago

Mom come get me that weird dog is outside again

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u/frostedkush 1d ago

Bro this is hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/RGrad4104 1d ago

This is giving me strong flashbacks to the time I was 12 and ordered Stephen king's pet cemetery on time warner pay per view, back when you used to have to call up and push the numbers on a phone to order a movie. That movie messed me up, particularly at night, for over 6 months.

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u/SparkEE_JOE 1d ago

Saturn, that you?

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u/parker2626 1d ago

Nice chupacabras

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u/Conscious_Pirate5647 1d ago

he looks like one of these dogs in rennaissance paintings

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u/DaageQuasar 16h ago

Thats a skinwalker if ever seen one!

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u/ChristVolo1 1d ago

She's just trying to be alpha by showing her teeth. Or trying to get you to brush her teeth. 🪥 Or something.

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u/Independent_Ad_5664 1d ago

Omg tho she/he is so damn gorgeous!

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u/GimmieGummies 1d ago

Really beautiful! Do you know the breed?

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u/Independent_Ad_5664 1d ago

I think it’s a Saluki. 

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u/GimmieGummies 1d ago

Even the name of the breed is beautiful, thanks!

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u/Winnertony 1d ago

Is my ski**alker a dog?

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u/MotherOfDogs1872 1d ago

Majestic as fuck

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u/HideThe-Sun 1d ago

Not a dog person. This cements it. Actually, that carbonized it.

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u/KeeKyieTheMorris 1d ago

What wrong with that horse?

But seriously why is puppers mouth like that?

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u/prismafox 1d ago

Pressed against very clean glass with no glare. I also thought it was a badly deformed snoot for a second.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 1d ago

It’s nice to see Lisa Kudrow still getting roles

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u/mortraineyhat 1d ago

Poor baby

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u/lildozer74 1d ago

I would shoot that no question straight through the glass if i saw that at night

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u/BackgroundCream274 1d ago

If the mother in law was a dog

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u/OppositeLink3079 1d ago

Poor baby, it looks like its skin around the mouth has dislocated from the tissue around the bone

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u/newnlost 22h ago

If that snout is deviated like this permanently it could be cancer pls have it checked

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u/North-Revolution5819 3h ago

Lol, for a minute there, I thought Grandma’s false teeth had been stolen.😂