r/Weird • u/nixthelatter • 1d ago
Found a baby snake at the dollar general today.
I didn't want it to freak other customers out so I wrangled it and brought it outside.
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u/Oldmayonaze 1d ago
how much?
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u/nixthelatter 1d ago
Shit, the way prices have gotten these days, it most certainly wasn't a dollar βΉοΈ
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u/Greedy_Bus411 1d ago
You are a true gentleman! On behalf of the baby snake and babies everywhere, enormous thanks!
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u/nixthelatter 1d ago
Of course! I work in crawlspaces underneath houses doing insulation for a living so I come across snakes all the time at work and I never harm them under any circumstances! I leave them be, or if I need to access something they're hiding in, I gently coax them out of the crawlspace. I don't even kill bugs.
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u/ChristVolo1 1d ago
Aww. βΊοΈπ He was looking for those low low prices!
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u/redgorilla77 21h ago
Well heβs in the wrong place, itβs nowhere in the store! Lol even at dollar general, nothingβs a dollar any more.
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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago
Beautiful. Glad you helped it. A-lot of people would sooner kill the little fellow. I wish the average person actually knew more about snakes, rather than believing all of the fear driven malarkey.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago
What kind of snake is it?
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u/LilSkeezers 1d ago
Looks like a corn snake. I used to have a gray one that was similar in color.
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u/StartAffectionate909 15h ago
I thought corn as well when I saw it, but could easily be a rat snake as well.
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u/nixthelatter 1d ago
I believe it's a rat snake, but I'm not sure the difference between a rat snake and a corn snake. We do have both here in VA. Whatever it was, it wasn't venomous. We have copperheads here and they're dangerous, but most of the snakes you see around here are harmless
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u/SB1234567890123 17h ago
Was it on sale?
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u/nixthelatter 16h ago
Maybe π€·πΌββοΈ i suppose I should've asked because now it's in the woods behind the store
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u/Parking_Fee_5906 1d ago
Job well done. Location of some dollar and dollar general stores can be weird sometimes. And one can only imagine their storage at the back. Glad none of the employees was in harm's way
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u/nixthelatter 1d ago
That's why I removed it. I didn't want a customer or an employee to get spooked and try to hurt it. I suppose it could've bitten somebody but this snake's bite wouldn't hurt or likely even do any damage. No fangs.
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u/Parking_Fee_5906 1d ago
A great feat and you must know something about snakes bc I won't be looking for fangs or not and wouldn't even tell a baby from an adult
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u/nixthelatter 11h ago
I know a little. I have to deal with them at my work sometimes because I work in crawlspaces underneath houses installing insulation and they love to hide on top of people's insulation and I like to know what kind of danger I may or may not be in π€π€π€
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u/Parking_Fee_5906 11h ago
Wow!! Some job going into crawlspaces and playing 'is one here or not?'. I'd pass out
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u/netsurf916 1d ago
Sounds like you didn't pay for it before leaving. π€
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u/nixthelatter 16h ago
Oh shit! Please don't tell the cops! I'm too young to die by cop π±π±π±
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u/Training-Emu-6199 1d ago
what did he want?
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u/nixthelatter 16h ago
Apparently paper plates, believe it or not. That's where I found him, anyways π€·πΌββοΈ
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u/Illustrious-Ranger30 1d ago
Thank ya, legend! Little fella needed a hand. Hopefully he's from around there. Lol
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u/bizoticallyyours83 21h ago
Well that's something you dont see everyday. Good on ya for helping the little one get outside safe and sound.
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u/nixthelatter 21h ago
I don't kill bugs or snakes (or anything else). I will kill a wasp if it gets in the house, but that's about it
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u/UnstableDollie 20h ago
Did you buy it?
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u/nixthelatter 16h ago
I stole it, technically π±π±π±π±
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u/UnstableDollie 16h ago
I gotta call snake-1-1 for this one
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u/nixthelatter 15h ago
They'll never take me alive! ππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈ
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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago
Was there a pet store nearby? Or are they native to your area?
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u/nixthelatter 1d ago edited 15h ago
Nope. I live in VA in a rural area and we have black rat snakes (mostly harmless) corn snakes (mostly harmless) garter snakes (mostly harmless) and copperheads (extremely harmful) this is one of the mostly harmless kinds
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u/lpaige27 1d ago
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u/nixthelatter 16h ago
Oh yeah, those black snakes get 6 ft long and pretty dang thicc! Luckily this one was a baby! Copperheads are very frightening! We get them here in rural VA, but I rarely see them, thank god! I have seen a couple. They also camouflage much better than most other snakes so it's easy to step on them out in the woods or leaves. Theyre a little shorter and stumpier than black snakes, but very terrifying to look at and could apparently kill you
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u/lpaige27 16h ago
My mom's house is in Gordonsville, VA.
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u/nixthelatter 15h ago
Woah! Only about 2 hrs from me! I imagine that means we have exactly the same wildlife where I live. I was about to ask if she was in VA! It's a small world!
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u/nixthelatter 16h ago
I see these all the time! They're harmless for the most part. They have no fangs, and no venom. It's closer to a duck bite, but they do have little small barbs that help grip food and can possible scratch you a little, but usually they aren't too bad. Also not aggressive unless cornered. They'll just try to get away from you or hide
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u/Misa7_2006 16h ago
Send him up to ours in North Central Pennsylvania, we have a rodent problem in ours. We don't know why but they love the bread at our store. They climb right into the bags and chow down.
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u/nixthelatter 15h ago
No way! That's insane! There must be a rodent aphrodisiac on those shelves somewhere π€·πΌββοΈ
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u/Misa7_2006 10h ago
Something, they are trying to deal with by putting in rodent traps, calling the vendors that maybe they have an issue with their warehouse or trucks. Checking the product as it is getting put on the shelves. The one manager is thinking of asking corporate if they can get a barn cat that can be brought in at night to catch them(we are in a heavy rural area and the field mice get really bad at times)

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago
Spicy or regular noodle?