r/Weird • u/TheZayasZone • 1h ago

Found this in my deceased father-in-law's belongings.

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We are clearing out the house for an estate sale and i found this bottle of holy water. The label reads: "Holy Water 1977".

Just thought it was weird, so decided to share.

I'm thinking of saving it.

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 1h ago

Unless there's a "Blessed if used by:" date on it, it should still be Holy.

:)

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u/_ShartyWaffles 1h ago

You know what they say, holy water makes holy pee

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u/fleej25sti15 45m ago

What in the holy golden shower 🚿

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 38m ago

Holy shit

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 1h ago

Must have been a good vintage

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u/fatboyonsofa 51m ago

Better hold onto that. You never know when you'll come accross a vampire.

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u/borderlander_ 43m ago

What's the useless knowledge on the cap?

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u/Knicknacktallywack 48m ago

The pope mighta visited your area and it was blessed by him?

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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 28m ago

Snapple Holy Water didn't do as well as their iced teas.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 51m ago

I like Snapple as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if I’d go so far as to call it ‘Holy Water’

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u/OnIySmellz 1h ago

Boof it

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u/BubbabeeTuna 46m ago

Lol what if "One man, one jar" was just this exact scenario...

At any rate, DO NOT PUT GLASS OBJECTS IN YOUR ASSHOLE.

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u/MarthasPinYard 43m ago

[Glass dilly has enter the chat]

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u/NeverTooOldTooGame 1h ago

Vampire/witch hunter > Catholic.

My wife has a water bottle that was blessed since we were married. Sits on the fridge. Keeps the hot goth babes away. I know because I haven't seen one since then.

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 58m ago edited 50m ago

Is she Italian?

Italians recently requested over 500,000 exorcisms from The Vatican in one year. That's obviously a lot of demonic possessions in southern Europe. edit: Latin America.

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u/NeverTooOldTooGame 55m ago

Mexican.

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 50m ago

You are right! I got bad data on that one. TY!

Edited.

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u/Alternative_Bit9381 26m ago

Either keep it; bless objects or humans with it; or pour it onto the ground. Or take it to the closest Catholic Church and they can deal with it, if you don't want to keep it. At any rate, please treat it with respect.

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u/Critical_Cod_3794 21m ago

Was Snapple a product in 1977?

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u/AdAdditional1741 11m ago

Started in ‘72

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u/Altruistic-Turn-1561 20m ago

That was the year of your exorcism.

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u/Eastern-Outcome-6929 1h ago edited 56m ago

I’d keep it 100% !

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u/KingPurple13 1h ago

What’s it taste like though?

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u/aarkwilde 34m ago

I don't remember Snapple until the mid-80's. Just wasn't in my life yet.

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u/bownt1 30m ago

the Tab bottle cracked in the early 90s

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u/TheZayasZone 30m ago

I had a really hard time getting it open. There's no message under the cap for the Snapple bottle. I found a little plastic bottle with a spray. I'm going to transfer what's left of the holy water into the plastic spray bottle.And get rid of the original snapple bottle. I'm gonna keep a little bit of it cause.Hey, you never know.

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 17m ago

For vampires and shit

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u/KAIMI01 14m ago

Did Snapple exist in 1977?

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u/AdAdditional1741 11m ago

Started in ‘72

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u/Few-Trade-1219 10m ago

Absolutely save it!!

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u/Danny_Mc_71 10m ago

This type of things is commonplace in Ireland!

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u/JoeKleveland 3m ago

Enough bacteria for this to qualify as a 50 year experiment that proves evolution.

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u/Motorhead923 45m ago

Shouldn't that be your spouses decision (unless they don't care if you have it)?

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u/TheZayasZone 19m ago

She does not care.

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u/bxhxhxbbxjxhx 29m ago

It’s magical .. one sip and you’ll be able to see him again

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u/Fancy-Background2745 55m ago

Keep that locked up. You don't want that shit getting out and ruining your life, or anyone that you care about.

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u/ChVckT 53m ago

Drink it, you coward. It's time to learn something about yourself.

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u/LongjumpingSkill9305 52m ago

In a Snapple bottle? That label is older than the bottle.

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u/Tasty_Relative_8212 35m ago

I doing this as a prank and hiding it right now

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u/Almost-Jaded 26m ago

I got a tenner says it's LSD lol