r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.

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u/AltruisticJello4348 1d ago

His brain?

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u/jpsreddit85 1d ago

Could also be his moral compass? That's definitely broken. 

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u/Ceerise_Roouge 1d ago

That comeback went straight for the throat.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 1d ago

His Nussy?

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u/rustbuckett 1d ago

We all already know. Does he think he's managed to keep it a secret?

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u/Ivoted4K 12h ago

That’s Charlie Kirk’s weak spot

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u/cvr24 1d ago

Can't break what never existed.

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u/Iridescents_Ivy 1d ago

His little brain

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u/frubano21 1d ago

Somehow smaller than his tiny hands

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u/PebbleColette_ 1d ago

That’s a solid comeback! It’s funny how some people just can’t acknowledge their weaknesses, even when it’s so obvious.

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u/Serenade314 1d ago

His fragile ego

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u/_D1AVEL_ 1d ago

That's the empty spot.

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u/EnglishFan643 1d ago

What brain? His is geared to be in middle school, given his arrogant nature.

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u/Darth_Pinda 1d ago

It's his daughter for sure.

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u/irishyardball 1d ago

It's cause his brain is fried or dementia riddled.

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u/tommybot 1d ago

And gold plated anything

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u/Poopchutefan 1d ago

Based on how he talks its big strong men and their enormous dongs.

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u/Outrageous_Resist_50 1d ago

Eh, we can’t blame him having a thing for men after those two big strong manly firefighters pulled him from 9/11 with tears in their eyes

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u/cuntsaurus 1d ago

Big, strong, shirtless, oiled up firemen

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

Young girls that look like Ivanka, aged 13, and money.

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u/Royal_Amount5114 1d ago

I think yes he likes young girls,but he seems to also like strong men that are packing.

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u/meleaguance 1d ago

Is it a weak spot? We knew all about his friendship with Epstein before he was elected as president of the united states twice. His supporters don't care. They only talked about epstein with hopes it would get democrats to distrust their politicians. They don't care about underaged prostitution at all, probably many of them would use underaged prostitutes if they could.

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u/West_Material_778 1d ago

Every accusation from that crowd is just a confession.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Ego.  Offend his pride and you're the scum of the Earth.  Stroke his ego and you're the greatest thing since sliced bread.  I don't think America has ever had a simpler, more transparent leader.

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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago

A leader never more able to be manipulated either. As much as we know the obvious answer, his puppeteers actually act on that information.

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 1d ago

His sphincter. It’s so weak he makes his mouth look like a butthole to compensate for his weak sphincter.

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u/GazelleDelicious3135 1d ago

He could literally say “fucking kids” and he wouldn’t be arrested. That’s how fucked you guys are in the states.

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u/SparkyCorkers 1d ago

I would go with 'thinking' being his weakspot. Any sort of cognitive functioning seems beyond the orange

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u/Surturiel 1d ago

Paint a child mannequin gold and you'll get him.

He's like a pedo magpie.

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u/thedeekuhn 1d ago

"You know many people don't know that there's an 'A' in weak. They don't. They think it's w-e-e-k. But it's not."

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u/iamthinksnow 1d ago

I don't think Trump can swim.

Have you ever seen him at the beach, in a pool, or even on a yacht? Dude's been rich his entire life, through the entire Miami Vice '80's era, and you never, ever, see him on the deck of a boat?

Mark my words- DiaperDon is aquaphobic.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 1d ago

It's important to note that he only lists possessions, when for most of us our weak spot is our family.

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u/Werftflammen 1d ago

America has seriously lost the plot

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u/Environmental-Arm365 1d ago

I would guess his anus. Looking at the faces of absolute revulsion when people standing behind him get a whiff it’s a pretty safe wager his is weak and no longer functioning.

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u/raem6911 1d ago

And apparently Hasan Piker in his speedo.

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u/GrinningGrump 1d ago

Children aren't his weak spot, seeing them beg for mercy just makes him go harder.

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u/RemoveEntire2006 1d ago

Young girls and boys. He is a sick pig that belongs in jail.

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u/abbothenderson 1d ago

That and his failing bowels, which necessitates his wearing of adult diapers.

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u/removethedictator 1d ago

Caused from 50, 60, 70 yrs of 'fos' syndrome😡😂😂😂

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u/mysteresc 1d ago

Fill in the blank:

12-year-old _____________

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u/Anangrywookiee 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be amazing to have corrupt leaders who could be bribed with normal things like expensive cars instead of the most degenerate evil shit imaginable?

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u/sdrawkabem 1d ago

Israel and Russia know

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u/aarswft 1d ago

Experts know it's mashed potatoes.

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u/LayneLowe 1d ago

Little girls?

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u/AmplifiedScreamer 1d ago

Is it in his diaper?

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u/CaesarAllMighty 1d ago

I’m not too old, but I’m old enough to be disappointed in the human race.

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u/Klonopussy 1d ago

It’s children. Children no older than 14 preferably. Sick nasty fckn fck

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u/TitShark 1d ago

Honesty, integrity?

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u/FortheChava 1d ago

Won't someone please thing of the children. Except rump please stand 100 yards away from any children

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

I don’t want to say what his weak spOt is but he sOils his diapers every few hOurs, so you knOw.

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u/Roakana 1d ago

Yea he is such a mystery.

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u/RedWheiler 1d ago

Prizes... You dumb (with a B!) clown... Even his own hobbies he can't remember now?

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u/Background_Move_7449 1d ago

And rape. He likes to rape.

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

Pretty much everything. I mean, "weak spot" doesn't even really seem necessary when all you're trying to do is exploit a man in diapers who can't count.

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u/Cypherphunk269 1d ago

Suspect rectal control is his weak spot

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

Porn stars? A sphincter? The luscious piece of manhood that is Bibi?

All of the above!

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u/jeepster61615 1d ago

Cash and children

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u/Chief_Mischief 1d ago

Every person in this photo has a combined brain cell count of 4.

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u/Elon-BO 1d ago

High ego, low self esteem?

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u/dizzle724 1d ago

3 million pages of what his weak spot is.

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u/snaithbert 1d ago

Given that he's basically the weakest human on the planet, narrowing it down to one weak spot might be a problem.

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u/DarthRizzo87 1d ago

That’s ice cold Melanie…

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

His bone spurs?

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u/mechabeast 1d ago

Whores dressed as his daughter

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u/greensangre 1d ago

His own daughter

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u/Mission-Suspect7913 1d ago

Well if we have to choose ONE, then maybe embezzlement?

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u/Particular-Maybe-519 1d ago

Dude!! Everyone know your many weak spots!!!!

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u/Stownieboy91 1d ago

I've heard his asshole is quite vulnerable to tent poles, and his head is weak to mashed potatoes.

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u/ThundergunTLP 1d ago

I couldn't even think of his strong spot. Being born wealthy?

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u/intronert 1d ago

The Epstein Files.

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u/kockastikotaci 1d ago

The bald one on his head?

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u/LexKY_guy 1d ago

I thought it would be blondes don’t don’t mind changing his dirty diaper.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 1d ago

Specifically girls under 13 that look like Ivanka. I shudder to think of what he has done to Kai.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 1d ago

Every cell of this lump is a weak spot.

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u/AdTraditional5917 1d ago

I would have loved to have been there & shouted kids or getting on his knees to suck off Putin, as he likes to do both of those when he said he wouldn't say what his weak spot is...

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u/pizzle8288 1d ago

Big, strong dudes?

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u/Sistamama 1d ago

10 year olds.

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u/Gummyrabbit 1d ago

Underaged children

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u/sugaree53 1d ago

Which one?? So many…

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u/Jolly-Succotash209 1d ago

Every last fu©️king bit of him. Stinking sack of sh!t!

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u/hedgehoggy123 1d ago

needs more upvotes

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u/RebelliousInNature 1d ago

It’s under age girls, isn’t it, Don.

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u/Psych-Nurse5446 1d ago

His vanity hairpiece and his tiny hands, shinsplints and his little mushroom?

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

12 year old blonde girls. We know.

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u/Severe_Job_1088 1d ago

His weakness is little children

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u/PerpetualFarter 1d ago

His ass hymen is apparently pretty weak.

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u/Nbdyhere 1d ago

See my guess was either eastern European whores or teenage girls? Maybe also McDonald’s

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u/BuddhaLennon 1d ago

The lump of fat between his ears.

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u/OzyDave 1d ago

His weak spot is 13 year old blonde girls. He'll force his administration to openly lie professionally in order to stay out of prison.

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u/explodingboy 1d ago

Wow how many times can he admit to being criminal

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u/ApprehensivePick9752 1d ago

Innocent children 🧒 lucifer will see you now

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u/ArkhamKnight_1 1d ago

Not children.

Little girls.

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u/Grave-Addiction987 1d ago

Young blondes? Very very young blondes

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u/stocksandoptions2 1d ago

7 year old girls?

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u/lexnklinke 1d ago

Corruption.

Fathers attention

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u/outofcontextsex 1d ago

Pfft, praise and young girls, we already know.

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u/melmel1966 20h ago

I think he has a thing for rosey o. His other weakness is cheap ass fast food. Never eats a salad

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u/El_alacran214 20h ago

He is a weak spot FOH

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u/royveee 14h ago

Hamberders and Diet Coke

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u/TR_abc_246 13h ago

Children. Xi knew and presented him with miles of them when the Donald went to China!!

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u/IGetGuys4URMom 12h ago

I can find another one of Twump's weaknesses: Throw a Big Mac off of a cliff.

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u/profesorgamin 1d ago

phrasing