r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

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u/RendertheFatCap 1d ago

She had like 4 kids in 3 years. let her age into her Caribbean auntie phase in peace

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u/xladygodiva 1d ago

and then again, she probably still looks a gazillion times better than the potato sacks saying shit like that

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u/sushicatt420 1d ago

She looks great, this is just an unflattering picture and the young one looks yassified. So obnoxious. 

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u/altum-videtur 1d ago

Yup, she's visibly wearing a lot more makeup on the younger pic, and it's also a better angle with better lighting. Anyone would look better under those conditions, even in photos taken minutes apart

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u/turbocheese_333 12h ago

Hell rn im looking the best ive ever looked and Rihanna right now is still waaaaaaaaaayyyyy out of my league

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u/Johnny_Handsum 1d ago

I was about to ask this. 

Hell, that pic on the left is probably when she was pregnant too. 

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u/Hummingbird3471 1d ago

It almost certainly was, or shortly after, as your facial features tend to widen a bit during pregnancy. Rihanna is rich AND hot AND talented. The trifecta.

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u/ButItSaysOnline 1d ago

I was thinking she doesn’t regularly look like. Was she 9 months pregnant in that photo.

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u/Indecisively 1d ago

It’s actually 3 kids in 4 years. She had just had a baby in the picture on the left.

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u/TheBestHater 1d ago

She's mentioned starving herself to be that weight before and how unnatural it was. She also didn't like how she looked that thin and prefers to have some curves.

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u/AlissonHarlan 18h ago

"how dares she looks different after 4 kids, 17 years and under a shitty light, no makeup and bad angle?"
geez people....

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u/TortieMVH 1d ago

4 kids in 3 years is whack.

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 1d ago

When two consenting adults like to consent a lot, and don’t take proper precautions, that can happen.

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u/herbieLmao 1d ago edited 1d ago

People be hating on how celebrities do all sorts of body modifications or take pills and then body shame them like this

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u/niko_quartz 1d ago

They really forgot that Rihanna has been rich for a very long time 😭

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u/MissingBothCufflinks 1d ago

Also had 3 children, most recent one less than a year ago

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u/apolloxer 1d ago

"But her egs! She's above 30! Empty carton! How preganant?"

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u/OxygenAddict 1d ago

How do u get pregante

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u/One_Spicy_TreeBoi 1d ago

Pregananant?

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u/Twisty_10 1d ago

Dangerops prangent sex?

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u/ughwhat1592 1d ago

Am I gregnant?!?

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u/IrishMojoFroYo 1d ago

Can you down a 20ft water slide pegnant?

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u/palmerry 1d ago

Can pregante cancel?

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u/XanZibR 22h ago

How is babby formed?

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u/covidlung 21h ago

They need to do way instain mother

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u/ajinthebay 22h ago

not an empty carton! 💀

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u/ferdinostalking 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tangent but i love how she is the only currently living person with the title of national hero of barbados and the only other inductees are a handful of war heros 😭😭😭

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u/CactusFlipper 1d ago

Shit like this always use a candid, dressed-down pic for the "bad" one and a staged, made-up pic for the "good" one.

I'm sure you could reverse this to "aged like fine wine" if you find an unflattering image for 20 and a flattering one for 37. You can probably even find two images from the same day that show a similar "transformation".

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 1d ago

I'm looking at photos of her at 37 and some of them are her pregnancy photos and I can honestly say she's still looking hot. Not just 'good for her age' but just straight up hot. Ad every single one of the 'look how bad she looks' posts are of that single photo of her.

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u/Makethecrowsblush 1d ago

 I really don’t think she looks bad, or old. She looks like a woman, and still a remarkably beautiful one. 

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u/huichachotle 23h ago

Also Ive never seen a photo of a goodlooking billionare except for Rihanna.

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u/bigphillip76 1d ago

Well obviously, this is the internet. If we wanted realism and nuance we'd get off of it.

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u/Joekickass247 1d ago

I remember recently the bowl-haired Raiders owner, Mark Davis, copping significant flak over his 25yr old girlfriend. Apparently she was attracted to his "beautiful smile" 😂

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u/VaguelyFamiliarVoice 1d ago

I’m in love with Alice Walton, the Wal-Mart heir. My current wife would completely understand if I left her for sweet Alice. That smile.

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u/WackyyWombat 1d ago

Recently? I’ve been seeing the meme of that story circulating for YEARS.

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u/furiousHamblin 1d ago

In this case Rihanna is the rich billionaire

If anything, we should be criticising her for that. Not for her looks

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u/AvailableNelly 1d ago

Exactly people body shame every imperfections.they what perfection at all time which is impossible nobody is perfect 💯

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u/smc642 1d ago

Damned if you do, dammed if you don’t.

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u/EchoTangent9468 1d ago

Anyone body shaming Rihanna should show us their photo, their accomplishment in their field of expertise and a screenshot of their account balance for comaprison

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u/theantscolony 1d ago

Problem is that it is not the same “people” and the concept of “people” does not exist in reality, only in language, it is a category error

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 1d ago

Can we make a bot that posts this under every post where someone states something about "people do this but people also do that"?

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 1d ago

Do (wo)men find XYZ attractive?

The entire thread below becomes an opinion poll. Depending on chance, beards may or may not be considered attractive.

Rinse and repeat the next day.

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u/GallantGallade12 1d ago

Classic goomba fallacy

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u/AbleEmily 1d ago

No lies detected? She went from a 20 year old pop star to a 37 year old BILLIONAIRE mother of two. That’s not “what happened to” - that’s a level up.

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u/apple_kicks 1d ago

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. They’re just haters looking for excuses and moving the goalposts so they can dunk on someone they’re not

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1d ago

ikr i really hate those posts where they show celebrities without makeup, or going out to walk their dog in pajamas or some shit. man I do not want to know their personal lives lol, ruins immersion! They just want that engagement in the comments no matter what shit gets thrown at the celebrity.

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u/-_-____8_8 1d ago

Ya those are different people

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u/Roxylius 1d ago

It’s a if the so called “people” is not a single monolith group

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u/kosmokomenik 1d ago

There's like nine billion of us

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u/EnochofPottsfield 1d ago

They're not the same people though

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 1d ago

People aren't one person. Some people body shame, and some people plastic surgery shame.

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u/porkypine666 1d ago

women quite literally cannot win with these fucking incels

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u/herbieLmao 1d ago

Its not only women it is literally every celebrity, bruce wills was slandered famously as well for example

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u/nub_node 1d ago

She probably sobs into wads of cash every day while being a millionaire dating ASAP Rocky.

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u/klymers 1d ago

Rihanna hasn't released music in 10 years and is still the 3rd top artist in Spotify. I bet she's devastated about what men on the Internet are saying.

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u/TheHomieAbides 23h ago

Absolutely… she’s not sobbing about defrauding her clients or exploiting her employees so why would she care about misogynistic comments on the internet.

https://www.papermag.com/savage-x-fenty-lawsuit

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/rihanna-savage-x-fenty-backlash-sweatshop-allegations-1760953

FYI Savage x Fenty is still a scam. Do not buy.

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u/shabba182 1d ago

She's actually a billionaire

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u/Negative-Alfalfa2705 1d ago

shes a billionaire. she has 1,000,000 dollars a thousand times

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u/The-Nimbus 1d ago

Good on Rihanna for ageing like a human rather than smashing her face full of surgery.

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u/TheHeatMaNNN 1d ago

It's not even just that, just a couple of pounds overweight because of childbirth (&age ok). I bet she can bounce back in no time with help on nutrition training... but whats the point? She's already famous & rich, I would enjoy life too.

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u/gahlo 1d ago

Not saying she needs to, but if I had a fraction of the money and leisure time I would get myself into better shape than I am now.

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u/CheeseOnFloor 1d ago

Lol if i had that money and free time i would be so fat. And then maybe i would get to be coke skinny who knows

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u/That-Spell-2543 22h ago

Being rich is truly the luxury from going from steaks fat to coke skinny whenever you want 😂

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u/gahlo 15h ago

lol

All I know is that I'm not massive, but I've got a decent amount of weight I could stand to lose. In my head I still feel like a lean, in shape guy that has all this extra shit on me that I wish was gone.

If I had the money, you'd better believe I'd have a personal chef making meals that would fit my diet and palate to keep my sated and at a good caloric intake. I would also be spending more, but not an insane amount, of time in the gym.

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u/Ok_Car8459 1d ago

This is also bad lighting/unflattering angle and little if any makeup.

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u/JessicaFreakingP 1d ago

Correct. Just went to her IG and she has recent pics and videos where she looks amazing and isn’t clearly mid-laugh or something. Also, 37-20=17! How are you gonna be like “look what happened” and compare someone to what they looked like a literal lifetime ago?

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u/FishDispenser2 1d ago

Having the audacity to not cater to men's opinions is extremely liberating as a woman.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago

It's my third favorite thing about being a woman tbh.

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u/olafsdottir 1d ago

What are the other two?

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago

The community that is women supporting women (girls girls in all the ways)/matriarchy in general, and using fashion and makeup to confuse and baffle men/self expression.

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u/olafsdottir 1d ago

Love that! (And agree!)

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u/sjmttf 1d ago

Is that not a pic of her while she was pregnant? Dickheads can't even give it a rest when a woman is growing a new person.

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u/Keji70gsm 1d ago

Saw her recently and she looked great. Teardown culture over this is bs. We have actual traitors to deal with.

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 1d ago

It's weird how women tear other women down like this.

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u/Bloodthistle 1d ago

more likely some dude larping r/AsABlackMan has various examples

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 1d ago

Huh. There really is a sub for everything, isn't there.

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u/Bloodthistle 1d ago

Necessity is the mother of invention I guess, too many of folks roleplaying irl lately

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u/apple_kicks 1d ago

I’ve seen women be like to other women. Worse one was two colleagues laughing at their phone and they showed me they were making fun of a woman on her wedding day because she looked bit overweight. I said she looks happy and i got moody glares for it. Some people are so insecure inside they have to put other women down over weight esp if she looks happy. It’s still patriarchy linked tho

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u/Psy_Kiik 1d ago

Why does it have to be patriarchy linked? Do we not have enough accumulated evidence of people behaving like shitty apes yet to just stop giving people excuses? There is no reason to tear anyone down to make yourself feel better, or make you or your peers laugh. Yet in 300 years, if we're still around, I promise you there will millions of us doing it every single day becasue we always have, and we always will.

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u/custardBust 1d ago

Fucked up is what it is

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u/p0llyp0cketpussy 1d ago

They really had to zoom in on a single bad angle of her to make her look just average, because there are zero photos of her looking bad. Thicc Rihanna is just as hot as thin Rihanna.

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u/hansieboy10 1d ago

When people do this you know they’re trying to deceive you because they know themselves. Otherwise there would be no need to try so hard to find the worst picture 

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u/NocturnisVacuus 1d ago edited 1d ago

this is why they do all these weird things with their bodies, not funny...

because when they don't, we call them fat and ugly... just like you, except you're also poor.

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u/Affectionate-Sun5863 1d ago

She rich, retired,happy marriage and got kids ... tf she needs to look young for ?

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u/EarlofShadow91 1d ago

Was she supposed to stay the same shape she was in her twenties, forever? Let people age, let people live for the love everything!

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u/Lcatg 20h ago

Are they really pretending that a) Rihanna isn’t pregnant in that badly angeled photo yet she still looks like a million bucks & b) looks are but a small portion of why rich men target young women? They want malleable beings who may be less sure of themselves, without a level of financial security they themselves control, & who are at the peak of fertility in order to lock them in to dependency. But yea, sure, no rich man wants Rihanna (a complete lie too.)

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u/CheesyRomantic 20h ago

Dam.... imagine being so insecure with oneself to try and pick on Rhianna. Like she gives 2 F's about what some rando thinks of her.

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u/thegrogprince 1d ago

So ASAP Rocky is the younger broke women?

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u/shamalongadingdong 20h ago

Pregnancy can make your face extremely swollen even if you don’t gain much weight.

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u/National-Worry2900 1d ago

She was pregnant there plus she hasn’t gone maralago face and got plastic surgery to make her look like a ghoul.

She’s ageing very well and naturally, is uber rich and successful and has a cute little family.

wtf has any loser that thinks that way got to offer her?

I swear some toxic fools are delusional 😂

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u/NoelaniSpell 1d ago

I bet he'd faint if Rihanna so much as looked his way. He'd be taking selfies and bragging to everyone about it.

She literally seems to have it all, and I'm so happy she's in a healthy relationship now & away from someone like Chris Brown.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 1d ago

She would incinerate him with her green eye lasers, hahah

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u/Least_Tower_5447 1d ago

I wish people understood how little other people’s opinions really matter to others. They act like it’s scientific fact when it’s usually just telling the rest of the world how insecure they are.

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u/National-Worry2900 1d ago

And they usually start with “this is why” like this numpty.

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u/hux 20h ago

Not only that, the two photos were taken at different angles.

I think she looks beautiful in both pictures, just in different ways.

People need to accept that our bodies age and change, and that beauty at one age looks different than beauty at another.

We also need to stop holding women to different standards than men because it seems like we judge men based on success and wealth and women based on beauty and style. And for what it’s worth, she’s got all of those.

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u/CeesHuh 1d ago

People being obsessed with how other people look is so weird

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u/Armageddonis 1d ago

Didn't she had 3 children, like, back to back to back? Pregnancy can wreak havoc on a woman, why is anyone surprised and mean? Does the "motherly glow" not apply to famous women?

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u/Available-Milk7195 1d ago

Different lighting and reasonable pregnancy weight gain? Good lord

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u/Cavalish 1d ago

It’s so gross to criticise Rhianna for growing old.

You should be criticising her for knowingly using slave and child slave labour for her makeup brand while trying to push the image of a family woman.

Vile.

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u/Yarius515 1d ago

There are zero billionaires who got it honestly. There's always exploitation.

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u/WidowVonDont 20h ago

Look at her photos from this year's Met Gala. She's absolutely STUNNING.

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u/Lunar-opal 1d ago

Rhianna was pregnant on the left and she has more money than a man

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u/awesome9001 1d ago

Whats even the point of like saying this shit if not just to put women down and equate a woman's worth entirely to looks?

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 20h ago

Lol ALL HUMANS AGE tf is wrong with these males

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u/Youkolvr89 11h ago

She aged in 17 years? Impossible!

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u/PiTT_sqbi 1d ago

...and she still looks amazing

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u/LurkisMcGurkis 1d ago

Who also carried children and doesnt care what you think about her looks, jealousy

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 1d ago

She’s the billionaire. And she does so much for Barbados. 🇧🇧

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u/SuperFox289 20h ago

How dare she, a 37 year old post partum woman, not look like a supermodel at all times

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u/Nanibackflip 1d ago

Dont worry brother you wouldn't get neither.

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u/SushiGirlRC 16h ago

I wish men who say shit like this actually really LOOKED in a mirror.

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u/PurpleloungelibrA 15h ago

Right. Men and women say and act like this but be looking like hungry hungry hippo. I mean I prefer the beauty of a natural body but at least take care of yourself.

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u/L8rG8rM8 15h ago

God forbid someone looks older at 37 than they do at 20.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 1d ago

My wife and I still say that Rhianna is the only person either of us can cheat on each other with.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

That isn't cheating, that's a vip pass. You won't get it but it could exist.

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u/Next-Accident-2970 1d ago

I wouldn't cheat...I would just go ahead and ask for fashion tips. As a transfem who wants to get into dressing a lot better and more fem.

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u/nerdboy5567 1d ago

So this is what jealousy looks like

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u/Avalonians 1d ago

Good for her gif

There's a difference between being attractive for marketability and being attractive

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u/rolfraikou 1d ago

Candid on the left with minimal makeup, perhaps on her way to a store or something mundane, and then done up in lots of makeup on the right, ready for some red carpet event or award show. It makes it feel like an especially disingenuous comparison, and I know there are some older photos of her where the photo at 37 wouldn't look as different as these two do next to each other.

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u/Emasraw 1d ago

Isn’t this unfair? Nobody looks like their 20 yo self 17 years later. And didn’t she have a bunch of kids since the pandemic? That of course changes your body as well.

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u/ItBegins2Tell 23h ago

Rihanna runs a very successful business & had 3 kids. Anyone talking shit about her body needs to get a life of their own.

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u/ErinWalkerLoves 9h ago

"Look what happened to Rihanna?!" She will be objectively hotter at the age of 60 than most men are in their PRIME. Do these people even hear themselves?

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u/NewTimelime 1d ago

Let’s do men at those ages.

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u/luckyshot98 1d ago

Brother with that many kids and that much money I'd be fatter lmao

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 1d ago

She just had a baby in the left photo, and the right photo she got dolled up by a professional

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u/FabDelRosario22 1d ago

Ah yes, the billionaire makeup mogul that looks amazing despite one unflattering photo.

Sidenote, A$AP Rocky is playing his position flawlessly, and we need to respect that.

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u/Holiday-Tell3885 1d ago

And when they get plastic surgeries you will also shame them

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u/ksyoung17 1d ago

So she's a little older and a little thicker.

Still pretty, and realistically if she loses, what, not even 10 pounds, she's right back to being a rocket.

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u/Illustrious_Sound945 23h ago

JFC, can we just let women grow old gracefully?

Older men wanting 20 somethings is disturbing, at best.

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u/TrixieLaBouche 18h ago

Rihanna is beautiful in both those pics.

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u/rymyle 18h ago

What "happened" anyway? She's still adorable and stunning in recent pictures, idk what anyone is complaining about

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 12h ago

Geez, Rihanna have always been rich my whole life and I've known her since 2008

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u/Captain__Marvel 1d ago

Pregnancy will do that to a gal.

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u/Zealousideal_Site856 1d ago

Oh nooo, she got pregnant and her body changed because of the babys. How awful! 🤡
/s

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u/Glum-Carpet 1d ago

Oh no, she aged, the horror...

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u/Milo-Law 1d ago

The way celebrities look in movies and MVs and paparazzi shots is not sustainable, they've been starving themself, not drinking water, working out on empty to have that body for a short while. This is why Vin Diesel, Ben Affleck etc ping pong between dad bods and buff ones in their movies. Rihanna is problematic but honestly I love her for looking normal now, she can and should eat and enjoy what she wants.

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u/Glonos 1d ago

Oh look, humans looking like humans, wow, what a shock. I thought everyone that was rich looked like the great pacific garbage patch!

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u/driftercat 1d ago

Wait til you see how men who are former athletes age.

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 1d ago

Rhianna is the GDP of Barbados

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u/SVINTGATSBY 1d ago

Rihanna has also been with the same man and has had three children with him: I don’t think he’s complaining lol

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u/Catnip1720 23h ago

Shocker! People look different at 20 than they do at 37?! Quick! We gotta get this post on the news! /s

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u/Small_Personality 13h ago

Rihanna IS the rich man

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u/Vee8321 11h ago

It’s lighting, hair, angles. Fuck you

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u/Nicarus89 5h ago

Have you seen what she looks like currently? She still looks good. If your complaint is just about aging, then tough luck, everyone does. It's kinda a trend humans have been doing for a few 100 thousand years.

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u/BluCurry8 3h ago

Men once again proving themselves not worthy of a woman’s time and attention.

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u/FindingAwake 2h ago

She caught the baby weight, which happens. She's already back to baseline.

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u/OGgunter 1d ago

"look at what happened" and it's just aging

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u/Childless-cat-lady- 1d ago

Omg what do you mean she aged ? Is that even allowed ?

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 1d ago

She’s freakin’ pregnant or postpartum in that picture. Incel spewage.

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 1d ago

Oh shit. A 37 year old looks 37?

Adults these days

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u/xdxAngeloxbx 1d ago

People still don't realise the effect that four pregnancies can have on a body.

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u/OkayLadyByeBye 1d ago

It's usually some troglodyte troll with a worn out brillo pad beard dripping with Great Value cheese dust making these statements as if simply having a micropenis makes them superior to fEMaLeS 🤪

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u/jemsons 1d ago

To me she is beautiful, rubenesque. And as a man, if I compare myself today (43) to me in my twenties... yeah I've gotten comfortable, but still like myself.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

I do like when peoples online name matches their personality.

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u/TheRavingDinosaur 1d ago

Rihanna is dating a younger woman?

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u/vocally_fried_brain 1d ago

"to me you are the broke one"

those who know know

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u/CalligrapherFar152 1d ago

That's Cher's line.

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u/Strawberry-Spinkles 1d ago

That pic is not real smh

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u/raem6911 23h ago

Confused here. What happened to her? She’s freakin beautiful! With that kind of attitude no wonder your man dumped you.

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u/DoodlingZebra 23h ago

Fuck alllll the way off, this is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like motherfucker 😮‍💨💪✨

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u/moeterminatorx 7h ago

Still fine as hell.

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u/JayTNP 1d ago

people who post this type of shit hate women. Plain and simple and generally have an affinity for young underage girls

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u/neosyne 1d ago

See what happen to rich man

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u/Last-Difficulty4265 1d ago

Elon Musk, notorious sex symbol.

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u/spicy_feather 1d ago

She looks phenomenal tbh

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u/Professional_Gur8385 1d ago

and they wonder why hollywood is obsessed with the latest designer drugs and surgeries

damned if you do or do not

though they are crying in their mansions and piles of cash

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u/Outside-Affect-4722 1d ago

She was beautiful then & she's beautiful now💐 not to mention she's a mommy of 3...

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u/SinfullySinless 1d ago

Rihanna has a higher net worth than her own famous husband lol she still has Drake angry thirsting over her. She was the most desirable woman in the Black culture when she was single.

Like Rihanna doing just fine.

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u/Calm-Cauliflower1620 1d ago

Pick mes are the most superficial, inferior, and unfathomable group of people I’ve seen

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u/useful_tool30 1d ago

Sounds like a low-key insult to me

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u/domredditorX 1d ago

Rihanna at 37, step on me

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 1d ago

you mean she became a real human? what a scary thought.

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u/ShAped_Ink 1d ago

No way, people age and change

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u/hatbromind 1d ago

Rihanna is a rich man?

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u/jjb0ne 1d ago

ASAP Trophy

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u/MrMetraGnome 1d ago

Was goisay, there ain't very many men richer than Rihanna

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 1d ago

Woman body shaming other women

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u/mr-english 1d ago

Not exactly a clever comeback. Like, what is their point exactly? It doesn’t disprove or devalue the first comment.

“Older wealthy people like to date young attractive people”

“Yeah? Well Rhianna is old and wealthy!”

And?

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u/XClanKing 1d ago

She has all the resources to get in great shape when she decides. Private chefs, trainers, and nutritionists are all at her disposal. And she can also get plastic surgery touch up work to help with the changes in her body from having kids (tummy tuck, double chin, etc.)