r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

There's always a damn tweet

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u/Different_Babe 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession with this guy. Every. Single. Time.

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u/Lopendebank3 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well when you think like a crook you assume others will do the same.

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u/SaaSyGirl 1d ago

*if you are a crook

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u/Lopendebank3 1d ago

Fixed it.

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u/pasher71 1d ago

AKA- When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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u/lolzomg123 1d ago

I'm looking forward to the reveal that he's actually from Kenya with how consistent of a trend that's been. 

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u/goldenpetalk 1d ago

the only person who aged worse than that tweet is the guy who wrote it

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u/ForWhomtheBellEndz 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/dfmz 1d ago

That's the official White House baseline now.

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u/The_Shracc 1d ago

I mean, is it?

I don't think it applies. If he was like "Obama rapes kids", then yeah.

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u/DreamerFi 8h ago

Pizzagate?

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

He really is the master when it comes to hypocrisy.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

You would think there would be a misfire, but it's so consistent

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u/itwhiz100 17h ago

I never said that - POTUS

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 1d ago

Maybe throw in a free cell phone and promise to pay off people's debt as well!!

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

Don't let Clinton's husband get elected again because he was in the Epstein Files. /s.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 1d ago

One could almost interpret this as "don't let the other guy do what I'm doing or it won't work".

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u/Cougar_on_GlenPowell 13h ago

Everything is a distraction from…..the Epstein Files!

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 1d ago

There's always this one tweet... Always.

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u/i-Matt-er 1d ago

That aged as well as he has!

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 1d ago

He loves Obama and loves to imitate him.

Trump thinks about that scene in Hateful 8, you know the one.

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u/Vanima_Permai 1d ago

Don't let Trump buy the election with an actual bribe

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u/marcus_aurelius121 1d ago

🤣 what’s really funny are the numbskulls that don’t remember this.

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u/ElusiveDoodle 1d ago

It is the modern equivalent of the monkeys with typewriters.

He spouts so much shit on social media, eventually someone finds something incriminating. (Well in his case almost always)

Kids, take this as a warning.

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u/jimilee2 1d ago

Wait…..

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 1d ago

Thats YOUR MO

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u/sardiusjacinth 1d ago

Hey Trump, is it still fake news.....if you said it first?

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u/komokazi 12h ago

Said the same exact thing about Iran too