r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Goodnight America.

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u/Entropy_dealer 23h ago

They lie all the time and they don't care because they place zero value in the truth.

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u/EchoTangent9468 23h ago

His gang will tell you he was meditating

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 23h ago

Moving the 4D chess pieces in another country with his freaky pedo-brain

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 23h ago

Sociopaths who are given a free pass by the American people simply because of a national soft spot for conservatism. I hate it here. So tired of my fellow citizens giving the worst among us the benefit of the doubt, repeatedly.

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u/JayYTZ 22h ago

His kkkult also thinks anything negative about him is fake news because their propaganda entertainment networks wouldn’t dare talk about anything that would make their pedo-in-chief look bad.

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u/rosie-cutie 23h ago

"Sleepy Don" strikes again. The hypocrisy would be funny if it weren't so embarrassing.

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u/Wink_Babe_ 22h ago

My boss would fire me for a 7 minute nap in a meeting. This guy got elected for it.

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u/myfatass 21h ago

They’ll tell you the hull of the USS Lincoln shines like a brand new nickel when it obviously looks like a rust bucket piece of shit that just happened to drift into port.

They lie like the facts aren’t right fucking there and no one’s doing a fucking thing about it so why would they say anything true?

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u/hogester79 5h ago

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

George Orwell, 1984.

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u/Memitim 19h ago

Why would Republicans bother to make an effort to abide by US law and be honest with the American people? Conservatives live and breathe lies and hate, so they'll never give a shit, and Republicans never see penalties for their constant crime, failure, and betrayal. They hate damned near everything about America and constantly talk shit to show it, so there's no reason to expect Republicans to treat our nation with even the slightest respect or dignity.

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u/obsidiansolstice 1d ago

Just needs a baby pacifier

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u/EchoTangent9468 23h ago

And a change of diaper

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u/AdditionalElla 21h ago

That’s like me telling my roommate 'I never leave dishes in the sink' while standing in front of a mountain of plates

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u/Silent-Advice-9623 22h ago

Marc Rubio kinda guy to call trump Batman as we don't see em at the same time

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u/FuffyMew 22h ago

Everyone in that meeting pretending not to notice is the most relatable part of this photo

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u/ProvincialFuture 23h ago

I've been looking for work for a while. I would love a job where I could just fall asleep anytime and still get paid for it.

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u/Vast_Asparagus9555 23h ago

Just run for congress.You get six figures and nobody minds the naps.

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u/NotNamedBort 20h ago

You can even be dead for three months and still get paid.

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u/Ok-Repeat906 23h ago

I don't care that he falls asleep. I care about him waking up.

u/Darth_Pinda 38m ago

Can't wait for the day when he doesn't wake up anymore.

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u/Environmental-Arm365 23h ago

Rubio has made the transition from evasive politician speak to the full on mendacity of his lying sack of shit boss. They know they are impossibly incompetent and have gone all in on lying to Americans who can see it with their own eyes.

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u/Peach_Proof 22h ago

Of course he doesn’t sleep lime Biden. He sleeps like tRump. No one sleeps like tRump. They say he’s the best sleeper ever. Grown men approach him with tears in their eyes saying “ sir, you are the sleepiest of all presidents. How can we sleep like you?”

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u/EitherChannel4874 19h ago

All the experts agree that I'm sleepier than even the sleepiest of sleepers.

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u/moreobviousthings 22h ago

Can’t wait for the day when Donnie takes his final and longest nap and then Rubio, Vance, and all the other morons in the administration start bitch-fighting each other for an ounce of significance.

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u/mittenknittin 23h ago

Someday, all the reasons that toadies like Rubio are willing to debase and destroy themselves for this man will come out, and the reasons are going to be so stupid and petty that historians will say "that's it? That's all? No. I refuse to believe someone would ruin themselves and their country over something so ridiculous, there must be something more." But there won't be, because these people are complete morons.

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u/saskdudley 23h ago

His sycophant enablers are mostly to blame.

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u/Bods666 17h ago

And 42 times more than ‘Sleepy Joe’ ever did.

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u/Extreme-Tie9282 23h ago

He resting his.. Um... pedophiles

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u/ramonlamone 23h ago

Like Rubio would even know. I'd guess it's hard to see if someone is sleeping when your head is up their ass.

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u/Bulgaringon98 22h ago

Dozy Don dozes at his job 

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u/Potential-Sun993 22h ago

The 47th he might not wake up, he loves that number

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 22h ago

When's his final nap?

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u/Gremlin95x 20h ago

42nd time he’s dozed off in public this week.

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 20h ago

Rubio will say he was blinking

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u/mike_pants 18h ago

And then they'll pay a bunch of people at his rallies to blink for seven minutes while wearing "REAL MEN CARE ABOUT EYE LUBRICATION" Tshirts.

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 18h ago

Tick tock tick tock...

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u/pessimoptomist 17h ago

I hear Biden also sneaks in and shits in his diaper when nobody's looking.

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u/yblame 12h ago

We see it with our own eyes, live on TV! Bastard keeps waking up, but one has to wonder if he'll be able to finish out his term. Or will he end up on life support like McConnell. Strange days, indeed

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u/OkraFar1913 23h ago

Rubio drank the koolaid a long time ago.

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u/dellaazeem22 23h ago

lol I've never seen this guy fully awake. He's like a koala always sleepy and lazy most of the time.

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u/GrinningGrump 23h ago

He was just blinking! For 7 minutes straight...

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u/MahatmaAndhi 23h ago

Sleepy Donnie T

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u/SonofaDrum 23h ago

He’ll say tRump was walking on the ceiling if that’s what he told him to say.

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 23h ago

I’m waiting for the nap he doesn’t wake up from.

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u/ChewyChagnuts 22h ago

42nd time this week?

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u/benzuyen 22h ago

It’s crazy that we grow up learning not to lie, hopefully be decent human beings and treat each other with respect but then the current administration lies and gaslights everyone in every situation and nothing will ever be done about it.

What is it going to take to change this shit? If it was rigged before, it will be rigged again

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 22h ago

One day Trump won't wake up. We'll see the look on Rubio's face.

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u/art-is-t 22h ago

Remember when the called Biden sleepy Joe but have no comments now ?

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u/Le_Chef_du_Camion 22h ago

Rubio may be right, but we don't have Biddens nap numbers to compare

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 22h ago

Please don't wake up

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u/novonomedeusuario 22h ago

How Can't you do anything to fix this?

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u/fakemxcan 21h ago

It’s not a lie, he didn’t see Biden sleeping on the job in person like he’s getting with Trump

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u/powerlesshero111 21h ago

What's funny to me is when you are elected president, you are president 24/7, and even when you're asleep, you can get woken up about something. So you actually have to sleep on the job. Republicans just lie so much, they don't even know what the truth is.

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u/reevelainen 21h ago

The moment Trump was elected as POTUS, I realized there are almost infinite amount of multiverses and timelines. If this was the only one, there's no way it could go wrong this horribly.

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u/StrongAsMeat 20h ago

Cut him some slack, he's up in the middle of the night making AI images for hours on end, he needs to catch up on sleep

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u/Regular_Bottle 20h ago

He’s up all night shit posting how can you blame him?

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u/DailyUnderFlow 20h ago

You mean to tell me that Republicans lie about literally everything, even easily verifiable information!? Shocking! /s

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u/MateriaLintellect 19h ago

All these republican scumbags have skeletons and Trumps fixers have the receipts if they don’t bend the knee.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 18h ago

I don’t know how people around him aren’t INCENSED. I would rouse him constantly.

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u/renisagenius 18h ago

His pea brain fizzling out. .

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u/gpuyy 15h ago

When you shit yourself & it’s so warm and cozy you can’t help yourself

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u/Briz-TheKiller- 8h ago

Hope these are Power naps, which then increases brain function, overall a good thing ?>