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u/obsidiansolstice 1d ago
Just needs a baby pacifier
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u/AdditionalElla 21h ago
That’s like me telling my roommate 'I never leave dishes in the sink' while standing in front of a mountain of plates
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u/Silent-Advice-9623 22h ago
Marc Rubio kinda guy to call trump Batman as we don't see em at the same time
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u/FuffyMew 22h ago
Everyone in that meeting pretending not to notice is the most relatable part of this photo
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u/ProvincialFuture 23h ago
I've been looking for work for a while. I would love a job where I could just fall asleep anytime and still get paid for it.
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u/Environmental-Arm365 23h ago
Rubio has made the transition from evasive politician speak to the full on mendacity of his lying sack of shit boss. They know they are impossibly incompetent and have gone all in on lying to Americans who can see it with their own eyes.
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u/Peach_Proof 22h ago
Of course he doesn’t sleep lime Biden. He sleeps like tRump. No one sleeps like tRump. They say he’s the best sleeper ever. Grown men approach him with tears in their eyes saying “ sir, you are the sleepiest of all presidents. How can we sleep like you?”
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u/EitherChannel4874 19h ago
All the experts agree that I'm sleepier than even the sleepiest of sleepers.
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u/moreobviousthings 22h ago
Can’t wait for the day when Donnie takes his final and longest nap and then Rubio, Vance, and all the other morons in the administration start bitch-fighting each other for an ounce of significance.
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u/mittenknittin 23h ago
Someday, all the reasons that toadies like Rubio are willing to debase and destroy themselves for this man will come out, and the reasons are going to be so stupid and petty that historians will say "that's it? That's all? No. I refuse to believe someone would ruin themselves and their country over something so ridiculous, there must be something more." But there won't be, because these people are complete morons.
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u/ramonlamone 23h ago
Like Rubio would even know. I'd guess it's hard to see if someone is sleeping when your head is up their ass.
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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 20h ago
Rubio will say he was blinking
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u/mike_pants 18h ago
And then they'll pay a bunch of people at his rallies to blink for seven minutes while wearing "REAL MEN CARE ABOUT EYE LUBRICATION" Tshirts.
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u/dellaazeem22 23h ago
lol I've never seen this guy fully awake. He's like a koala always sleepy and lazy most of the time.
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u/benzuyen 22h ago
It’s crazy that we grow up learning not to lie, hopefully be decent human beings and treat each other with respect but then the current administration lies and gaslights everyone in every situation and nothing will ever be done about it.
What is it going to take to change this shit? If it was rigged before, it will be rigged again
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u/fakemxcan 21h ago
It’s not a lie, he didn’t see Biden sleeping on the job in person like he’s getting with Trump
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u/powerlesshero111 21h ago
What's funny to me is when you are elected president, you are president 24/7, and even when you're asleep, you can get woken up about something. So you actually have to sleep on the job. Republicans just lie so much, they don't even know what the truth is.
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u/reevelainen 21h ago
The moment Trump was elected as POTUS, I realized there are almost infinite amount of multiverses and timelines. If this was the only one, there's no way it could go wrong this horribly.
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u/StrongAsMeat 20h ago
Cut him some slack, he's up in the middle of the night making AI images for hours on end, he needs to catch up on sleep
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u/DailyUnderFlow 20h ago
You mean to tell me that Republicans lie about literally everything, even easily verifiable information!? Shocking! /s
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u/MateriaLintellect 19h ago
All these republican scumbags have skeletons and Trumps fixers have the receipts if they don’t bend the knee.
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 18h ago
I don’t know how people around him aren’t INCENSED. I would rouse him constantly.
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u/Briz-TheKiller- 8h ago
Hope these are Power naps, which then increases brain function, overall a good thing ?>
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u/Entropy_dealer 23h ago
They lie all the time and they don't care because they place zero value in the truth.