r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Exactly Right.

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u/FeralKittee 14h ago

So the priest was doing what Christians are actually meant to do. And gets penalized for it.

Capitalism completely opposes everything that Christianity, and most religions, are meant to follow.

“For I was hungry, and you fed me. I was thirsty, and you gave me a drink. I was a stranger, and you invited me into your home. I was naked, and you gave me clothing. I was sick, and you cared for me. I was in prison, and you visited me.’ Then these righteous ones will reply, ‘Lord, when did we ever see you hungry and feed you? And the King will tell them, ‘I assure you, when you did it to one of the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were doing it to me!'”
Matthew 25:31-40 NLT

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u/TP70 12h ago

Yes, it's a rotten country, sorry to say. I'm really happy i don't live there (but there are way worse i know 😶)

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u/FeralKittee 11h ago

Unfortunately there are multiple states and countries that have outlawed feeding the homeless. :(

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u/DifferentSwing8616 10h ago

I saw a 'No Begging - Fine £100' in England. Like thats just harsh isnt it. Oi homeless guy no begging. How much you make? Hand it over n clear off

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u/Praetorian_1975 7h ago

So if you can’t feed the homeless what are those states hoping for ? They’ll starve out of existence or just migrate somewhere else and become their problem 🤷🏻‍♂️ sounds dumb, feed them, educate them, help them get back on their feet then they’ll hopefully become productive tax paying members of society.

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u/BurningStandards 5h ago

They don't want that though. They want control who gets to die and how because that's much easier than actually caring for them like they should. They literally think people are disposable tools put here for them to play with and then, discard when they've outgrown their 'usefulness'.

u/Dizzy-Bake9587 43m ago

…a one way bus ticket and a cup of coffee is usually how it works…

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u/NErDysprosium 6h ago

Matthew 25:41-45, which we never really read when I was a kid, makes it even better

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

(KJV)

It isn't just a call to action, it's an explicit condemnation of inaction. It isn't just virtuous to help those in need, it's a sin to sit idly by and not help them. That changes how I see that scripture, and I think the frequent omission of the condemnation by most Christian faiths is telling

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u/Your_Mella 5h ago

A priest doing exactly what Jesus said to do and the state fines him half a million dollars for it. Tell me again how this is a Christian nation.

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u/Different_Babe 5h ago

“Love thy neighbor” until the neighbor is homeless, then it’s a zoning violation.

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u/Aggressive-Act1816 5h ago

Capitalism? I see politicians and the police going after a Catholic priest. Of course a monetary fine as punishment means little to a person that takes an oath of poverty.

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u/coolbaby1978 15h ago

How dare that priest follow the teachings of Jesus!

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u/carlnepa 12h ago

Gandhi said, "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 9h ago

Well... that's because there's only 1 Christ.

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u/mike_pants 1h ago

"Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?!"

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u/Western-Anteater-492 7h ago

Didn't you get the memo? Trump has replaced Jesus. Jesus is now just a demigod acting on Trumps behalf. As God intended.

u/Powerful_Brief1724 48m ago

Wtf anti-Christ vibes

u/Western-Anteater-492 43m ago

Don't tell me. Tell the MAGAts

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u/Aimless_Nobody 15h ago

That's is 25% of a Tomahawk cruise missile. (cost here)

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u/dragoduval 15h ago

They dont even have the money for wars, thst8the worst.

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u/the_fools_brood 15h ago

Rage against the machine, father! Keep being a true Christian, and don't listen to the hypochristians

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u/Square_System_6040 15h ago

Tamed by liquorice. Even the toughest war legends have a sweet tooth.

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u/tpasmall 6h ago

Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes. Not need, just greed to feed the war cannibal animal.

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u/chuckloscopy 14h ago

Like.. literally doing the most Jesus thing possible….

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 15h ago

But the billionaires need that money! What will Baron Trump or Elon Musk do without an extra $100,000?!?!?!

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u/WhatANoob2025 11h ago

WTF?

Such a sickening country in which they prohibit people from feeding starving people. With zoning laws.

Like how evil do you have to be to prevent others from helping those in need?

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u/dropofgod 15h ago

Where do you think the guns money and soldiers come from..... The poor

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u/Hot_Eggplant1306 15h ago

Tupac!

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u/maltydawg 15h ago

Damn right

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u/Rynowash 8h ago

Still I see no changes…

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u/Hot_Eggplant1306 1h ago

All I see are racist faces

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u/tpasmall 6h ago

Bruce Hornsby's version hits just as hard too. Sucks they're both true.

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u/CottonVette 15h ago

big yikes, priorities are definitely messed up when we can fund wars but can’t help those in need. respect to that priest for sticking to his values.

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u/PurpleloungelibrA 15h ago

Some things will never change

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u/Quirky_Flight124 12h ago

That’s just the way it is

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u/Pepper_Pfieffer 14h ago

I wonder if he could sue them for restricting his freedom of religion? That would be interesting.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 14h ago

Where are the Reich-Wing religious folks? Why aren’t they helping?

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u/casual_creator 12h ago

He’s Catholic. The Right is primarily fundamentalists and they are not fans of Catholics.

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u/solonit 8h ago

Supply Side Jesus

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u/Talonsminty 13h ago

Worse than can't feed the poor, actively preventing private citizens from feeding the poor.

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u/mup_wave 14h ago

That priest has a very good heart.

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 14h ago

I would like think his efforts are being supported by Good Samaritans because it’s a lot of services….

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u/e-town123 13h ago

We have war money not poor money, so sad.

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u/Dyrimplefewd 13h ago

Fined for helping the hungry while the real issues get ignored. Unbelievable system.

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u/blahblah19999 13h ago

Didn't Jesus basically say you should feed the poor?

"Render unto Caesar!! Don't take our taxes to feed the poor, that's what private charity is for!"

Ok then, we'll use private charity to feed the poor

"Not like that!!!"

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u/No_Collection7360 12h ago

Not that they "can't " feed them, but make it ILLEGAL to feed them.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 15h ago

Don’t pay it

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u/dusty-cat-albany 14h ago

Man walks along the railroad track He′s goin' some place and there′s no turnin' back The highway patrol chopper comin' up over the ridge Man sleeps by a campfire under the bridge The shelter line stretchin′ around the corner Welcome to the New World Order Families sleepin′ in their cars out in the southwest No job, no hope, no peace, no rest No rest!

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u/LongjumpingStrategy6 14h ago

This is one hell of a way to lose the PR battle with Jesus, and somehow the homeless person is the one who isn’t getting fined

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u/ICLazeru 13h ago

They got money to PUNISH those feeding the hungry though.

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u/Berkamin 12h ago

Is the party that always wants to fight about religious freedom obstructing this man's freedom to practice his religion? What hypocrisy!

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u/ImperatorDanorum 10h ago

Nothing Southern "Christians" hate more than the teachings of Christ...

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u/wrecklesspup 15h ago

They hate priest feeding people instead of raping kids.

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u/Baller-Mcfly 15h ago

This is government working as intended.

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u/Civil_Produce_6575 11h ago

Hell even when he picks up the cost

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u/Think_Resolution_647 10h ago

There are many, MANY things the Catholic Church gets wrong, but charity isn't one of them.

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u/Clean_Web7502 5h ago

How dare he, he is making the other priest look bad by being an actual human being who cares for people.

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u/VoidOmatic 5h ago

Your daily reminder that compassion is the entire meaning of life.

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u/NoNotice2137 5h ago

How do zoning laws make it illegal to feed the poor?

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u/Tales_Steel 5h ago

That is a lawsuit in waiting. He is litetally doing what his religion is telling him to do. Unlike those that sued for open churches in 2020 when despite the bible saying they dont need to gather for praying.

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u/DougBalt2 4h ago

Only in Jesusland do you get in legal trouble for feeding the needy.

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u/BluCurry8 4h ago

So real Christian behavior is frowned upon. Republicans are gross.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 15h ago

People aren't seagulls

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u/SandSpecialist2523 15h ago

It is forbitten to feed the poor.

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u/Iamabrewer 13h ago

I am not a religious man, but this man is a good person and I'll help pay those fines. Start the GoFundMe!!!

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u/JukesMasonLynch 13h ago

I think that's going about it the wrong way. Those fines should never be paid

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u/BuddhaLennon 12h ago

Not only can’t feed the poor, but make it illegal for others to feed the poor.

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u/ThothAmon71 14h ago

They won't go after them for raping children but they will for feeding the poor. That's capitalism in a nutshell.

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u/JurassicParkCSR 12h ago

A true Christian. How rare.

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u/xteve 10h ago

Churches vote against the social-welfare programs that would make basement poverty kitchens unnecessary.

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u/FlaremasterD 9h ago

Always money free for the war on the poor

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u/MaxAdolphus 9h ago

“You can’t love God and oppress the poor.” James Talarico

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u/totallyclips 9h ago

Nothing frustrates Christians more than being a Christian

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u/Training-Flan8762 9h ago

feeding poor doesn't hand mone to the billionaires...how will US have more trillionaires if it keeps handing money to the poor and people in need? US likes to hand money to the ones who already have more then enoug

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u/Secure-Window-5478 9h ago

Maybe the money republicans stole to give to Ron's wife can be used to pay for this man's fine.

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u/snoozymum 9h ago

Persecuting a man of God for doing God's work.

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u/T_J_Rain 9h ago

Got to love America.

Money for endless wars, and tax breaks for billionaires signed over and passed by both houses.

Money for universal healthcare, college education for anyone who wants it, feed and house the poor, or school lunches - it's always "How the hell can we afford THAT?"

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 8h ago edited 8h ago

Florida gonna Florida

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u/Mockingbird_1234 8h ago

He took a vow of poverty. Good luck, assholes

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u/mucho-confundido 8h ago

I thought that's what priests were meant to do like help the community and they get punished for it, so backwards. Poor guy must be so stressed

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u/StaticSystemShock 7h ago

Just as the Lord intended. The wars, not feeding the poor. At least the way politicians always cite Jesus...

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u/Objective_Ticket 7h ago

What law has he broken to get fined, and who on earth put a law like that on the statute (unless it’s some weird technicality), and then decides to enforce it?

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u/BlueSkyMourning 7h ago

Jesus would have done it too. Any decent person should.

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 7h ago

Can somebody explain what zoning laws are and why this makes it illegal to give away food?

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u/Zak_Rahman 7h ago

Doing the right thing: ✅ 

Spiting, abrogating and ignoring western values: ✅ 

Mashallah, brother.

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u/installsVMs4fun 7h ago

I think im too european to understand what is going on here How does zone planning change the status of the homeless. Does america have a no feeding the homeless zone, like our no feeding the seagulls ? Even then its a €50 fine so if i fed them everyday i would need to do it for 137 years to acrue this much debt Or does he open up his church soup kitchen style, Im so confused

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u/Scienceboy7_uk 6h ago

They bleat about being a Christian country but they are in fact the antithesis in many ways.

And let’s not start about freedom…

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u/mello238 6h ago

And instead of thanking him for taking care of people in need, they would rather punish him. This just makes me disappointed.

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u/notZodsKeeper 6h ago

raise the money and keep doing what you are doing sure

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u/Optimus_Primeval 6h ago

Anyone listen to the album "Operation Mindcrime" by Queensryche lately? The lyric are still relevant almost forty years later. 

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u/afr0wnybiscuit 6h ago

I thought that was the whole point of do actions to the church, so they could help the ones in need

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u/Rashpukin 4h ago

This is America.

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u/Pryoticus 4h ago

Don't they know priests don't have money?

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u/D_Winds 3h ago

Can't pull blood from a stone.

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u/0694U 3h ago

There is no money in kickbacks by feeding the poor, politicians only spend money where they can get a certain percentage of it back in their pocket

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u/BoundHubris 3h ago

How can this be illegal?

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u/win_awards 3h ago

Seeing poor people bothers rich people.

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u/MaximumAd6557 2h ago

But “Christianity”?

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u/grandioseOwl 2h ago

Even worse, now you have to pay additionally if you wanna feed the poor.

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u/Street_Network9856 2h ago

This is wild af

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u/Perception_Timely 2h ago

This administration at its finest!!! 🙄

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u/Axxer01 1h ago

USA!!! USA!!!! (Shakes head but not surprised)

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u/sonofaresiii 11h ago

Worth saying that 99.9% of the time these stories are hiding that the person feeding the homeless was doing so irresponsibly, was given an opportunity to do it responsibly, but declined. 

If this was really an instance of "fuck you for being kind and feeding those who need it" which isn't impossible, it would only be the second time I've ever seen it. 

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u/constantpisspig 3h ago

Weird that there's laws about how to feed poor people get written in such a way that it's actually impossible to follow those rules? It's almost like safety is just a fig leaf?

u/sonofaresiii 7m ago

No, safety is a genuine concern in (as I said) almost every case like this. As I said, very clearly, in almost all cases, the person being fined was given a chance to do so responsibly but declined.

Kind of fucked up you care so little about homeless people that you think the safety standards should just be totally disregarded, even when we can and do give very easy paths for the kindhearted to follow those safety standards. But nah, you're just like "fuck em they're homeless people, they should be grateful for whatever we give them."

Fucked up.

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u/calideosk 8h ago

Everyday i am happy for not living in that cesspool of a country, no matter how many narcoes there is it can never be as awful as the us.

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u/zzz4all 15h ago

That's one child rape by a priest payout.

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u/Probably_Not_A-Bot 12h ago

That’s not a clever comeback

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u/saryiahan 15h ago

Oh look, this have been reposted again for the X time

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 14h ago

First time I have seen it. Does it bother you and I mean does it irritate you that maybe the fine isn’t big enough?

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u/Tavernknight 15h ago

And it should be posted 100X times and rubbed in the face of every asshole that says churches should feed hungry people instead of the government and rubbed in your face 10,000X times.

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u/Schlieren1 15h ago

What’s the problem? As long as he pays the fines, the poor benefit and the community benefits. Seems ideal.

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u/Dedotdub 15h ago

Fuck the fines. The leaders of the country don’t pay that shit. I say follow their lead.