r/clevercomebacks • u/GambitsLapras • 2h ago

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubricated”

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u/smallproton 2h ago

Looks like god has a good sense of humour.

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u/lillacbby 2h ago

Karma really does have a twisted sense of humor.

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u/HavingNotAttained 1h ago

Is that a blasphemous rumour you’re starting?

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 1h ago

“I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors…”

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u/ChoiceSoul 1h ago

This is what happens when you spend your whole career denying reality. Reality doesn't care, it still shows up anyway

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u/FullGuarantee4767 2h ago

Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”

Appreciate you picking up the tab, Charlie.

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u/Ship_wreck95 16m ago

wait why would he say that though

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u/paintstudiodisaster 2h ago

If someone made this up it would be called absurdist.

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u/fishesandherbs902 2h ago

"There is such balance in nature." - George Carlin

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u/Better_Lifeguard8 2h ago

Balance often comes with a lot of friction.

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u/Speed_102 1h ago

To be clear, the COVID thing was not a founding principle. The gun culture and racism was. Just a lil clarification.

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u/Paresseux1 57m ago

They weren’t prattling on about COVID in 2012? Hmmm, surprising
/s

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u/lillacbby 2h ago

Looks like the gods aren’t sleeping

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u/Better_Lifeguard8 1h ago

They are wide awake and fresh out of lube .

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u/backtotheland76 2h ago edited 53m ago

Once again during the trump era is a story no screen writer could have sold to a Hollywood studio because it was too unbelievable

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u/xeen313 1h ago

It's like RAIN!!!

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u/ravens_path 1h ago

On your wedding day

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u/Vimes-NW 1h ago

Herman Caine award then?

Also, I would argue that in Charlie's case the dildo may have been lubricated on the way out of the barrel, depending on owner's cleaning practices

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u/butwhywedothis 2h ago

More like, Leopards ate and left no crumbs.

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u/BikerMike03RK 2h ago

Oh, the irony!

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u/Lavendersexy 2h ago

Nature paying him back in his own coin and philosophy

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u/EitherChannel4874 2h ago

Fuck both of them.

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u/FunboyFrags 1h ago

A great reminder that bad policy is a form of violence

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u/hedgehoggy123 1h ago

Live by the sword, etc.

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u/finalsolution1 2h ago

And Turning Point will hopefully die with a whisper.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2h ago

Coincidentally, or not, both had un-lubed dildoes up their arses when found dead. Or, so Fox "News" said.

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u/ShyLeoGing 1h ago

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

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u/rgmw 1h ago

LOL. I'll have to remember this line.

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 1h ago

Love the headline 🤣

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u/dividezero 1h ago

How many of us can say we died doing what we love? 🫶

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u/eatsrottenflesh 1h ago

Dying for their beliefs.

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u/ChalupaBatman_yeg 1h ago

No spit no lube, sandpaper finish

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u/Positive-Pack-396 1h ago

Wow
That’s a coincidence

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u/HavingNotAttained 1h ago

Tbf I’m of the belief that there was an epidemic of explosive lapel mics that day in Utah

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u/okjetsgo 1h ago

You just can’t make it up anymore

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1h ago

r/ task failed successfully

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u/Allegorist 28m ago

This is a very common saying that has been around for decades, fyi.

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u/PleiadesMechworks 14m ago

where comeback

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u/Formal_World8054 2m ago

If i was a Christian, i would ask myself what my god is trying to Tell me

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 2h ago

So if we follow the logic and apply it to let’s say George Floyd and his use of Fentanyl, does the dildo of consequences still arrive dry?

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u/No_Arugula7027 2h ago

It's lubed. George Floyd was not promoting insane shit to anyone.

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 24m ago

Was he not lol

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 47m ago

Love it when you people defend the government murdering US citizens

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 24m ago

Well Covid was government made sooooooooo

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 20m ago

It was not. Latest evidence and research shows it was naturally occurring.

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 4m ago

Hahahahah from what source?!?!? You still wear a mask and get boosters don’t you?

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u/fedroxx 1h ago

Favorite bit of irony here is, according to your facts, you are comparing a drug addict to your hero.

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 24m ago

I have no hero’s. All humans are equally worthless.

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u/-smellybones- 15m ago

🙄. the George Floyd comparison your side continuously makes is not the flex or gotcha you guys think it is.

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 3m ago

Side? What side? You all are equally worthless and ruining your day is the only gift.

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u/437326 1h ago

Hmmmm…🤔

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u/CrowBot99 2h ago

Smith was a fool who thought it was okay for people to leave their house. He left his house and was run over by a car. Therefore, Smith is ridiculous, and we should all vote like the pacified pets we are.

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u/notthatguypal6900 1m ago

I absolutely love this for them.