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OC I Knew It! [OC]

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u/VerbingNoun413 17h ago

In 2024:

"I'll cheat in the election and openly admit it."

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 16h ago

January 23, 2016, Trump said: "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

And here we are. The man can literally be a child rapist, and lose zero votes. What actually changed his support? Gas. Beef.

Humans are terrible.

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u/cmndrnewt 8h ago

Republicans are terrible. Leave humans out of this.

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 8h ago

Nah. Humans are the most invasive, destructive, wasteful sentient meat on the earth at this time. We are really not great.

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u/Denommus 6h ago

How are native peoples invasive and destructive? The issue isn't humans in general, it's capitalism.

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u/Tekuila87 4h ago

Yea, there was nothing like this with my Anishinaabe culture.

Getting lumped in with colonial capitalism is pretty insulting.

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u/vorpalrobot 4h ago

Given power they would do the same, as human beings.

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u/OwlHeadCrook 3h ago

Nope. That’s just propaganda the psychos in charge promote to justify how weird and evil they are.

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u/Denommus 3h ago

That's a weird take. How would they be "given" power? Who would "give" them power? Why aren't they simply trying to attain this power instead?

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u/Tekuila87 3h ago

We already had power and used it to trade with our neighbours and improve everyone's life while not destroying our environment.

This went on for 10,000 years.

u/colorful_yarn-pls 48m ago

You’re right. I was looking at what people in totality have done, but it’s not all people’s nature to have done this.

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u/chickenaylay 5h ago

It's the nature of people

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u/Denommus 5h ago

Really? Can you cite me an author that proved the "nature" of people?

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u/chickenaylay 5h ago

See: the world

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u/Denommus 5h ago

It's a capitalist world. That doesn't prove anything about the nature of people, only the nature of capitalism. See: history. Lots of groups of people throughout history lived in harmony with nature. It was capitalism that changed that.

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u/Thor4269 16h ago

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 16h ago

He said he’d pay them to. Well, I mean, didn’t scotus make bribery totally legal?

https://afj.org/article/supreme-court-rules-bribes-are-fine-if-youre-paid-later/

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u/Jijonbreaker1 15h ago

Most of the cultists on the right don't actually believe the lies.

The lies are not the point. They aren't meant to convince anybody.

They are meant to be a get out of jail free card of "He lied to me!" when it's time for them to get held accountable. Because everybody knows that "Just following orders" gets you executed.

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u/BillNyeForPrez 14h ago

They don’t actually believe the lies - they just revel in how much it pisses off people who are better at life than them.

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u/Jijonbreaker1 13h ago

This is also part of it, yeah.

They don't lie because they think they will get away with it.

They lie because they know they will get away with it, and you won't. It's there as a flex of "What are you gonna do about it"

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u/Property_that_bites 12h ago

this, exactly. it's why pointing out hypocricy has 0 effect on them. the fact that they can get away with the hypocrisy is the point. 

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u/Jijonbreaker1 12h ago

Mhm. There is no shame.

They are the schoolyard bully that just wants to see how much they can get away with.

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u/Exciting-Emu-3324 3h ago

Just like in Russia. Vranyo. They lie not to deceive, but to assert dominance. Whether everyone else believes the lie or wastes time to argue in good faith, they are fools all the same.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 6h ago

Additionally, the lies are an in-group signifier.

The lies show everyone else their loyalty to the crime ring.

This is a mechanism most often seen in cults and on a smaller scale in abusive relationships.

In that sense, the more outrageous the lie that the leader gets the rubes to repeat, the better. The willingness to openly repeat and pretend to believe insane lies of eyewatering magnitude shows that they are part of the cult and, ironically, that the leadership can trust them.

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u/bottle-o-rockets 17h ago

Excellent representation of the number of teeth I would expect to see.

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u/Independent-Name4478 16h ago

Democrats stole the election when they weren’t in power yet we couldn’t manage to do it both years we were in power 

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u/TheStrangestOfKings 8h ago

And now, you’ve got every election result they don’t like being the result of cheating. Pratt losing the LA mayoral election? Cheating. Tammy Baldwin winning in Wisconsin? Cheating. I fully expect them to pull the same with Troy Jackson, El Sayed, and Talarico if any of them win in November

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u/I_like_maps 15h ago

Idk if anyone remembers this but there were SO MANY memes about how mad the left was when Trump won in 2016. Didn't storm the capital though did they?

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u/I_like_maps 15h ago

Do you not remember the riots in DC

On Jan 6th? Yeah that's what I'm talking about. The magas killed a cop. Here's some video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvL4sXhGrYs

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u/I_like_maps 15h ago

The nebulous left-leaning rioters that occured on dates you can't provide.

Not exactly being killed by Jan 6ers

Yeah, it had nothing to do with it. They'd all have died anyway.

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u/I_like_maps 14h ago

Crazy how I was immediately able to provide video evidence and you weren't

so I have no clue why

You do, you just don't want to admit it to yourself.

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u/Good-Consequence-542 14h ago

Riots are not the same as an attempted coup

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u/ReliquaryofSin 14h ago

Don't feed their delusion. There were no riots when Trump was first elected. They're lying for clout and to deflect from J6

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u/Good-Consequence-542 14h ago

No, there were riots…thats easily verifiable; but like I said civil disobedience is not the same as storming federal property in an attempt to install the guy that lost.

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u/I_like_maps 13h ago

Show some proof

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u/SallyStranger 12h ago

Yeah the J20 folks. They were among Trump's earliest victims. He tried hard to prosecute them for protected free speech activities; the prosecutions fell apart but the damage was done. They had their lives disrupted and destroyed. 

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u/twoDuckNight 15h ago

Even when he wins