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u/Ketchupcharger 3h ago
And thats what it takes to get a job in todays market kids, so remember - fuck college, bench press tigers
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u/jackalope268 2h ago
You forgot you also have to have multiple references who all speak very highly of you
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u/Ketchupcharger 2h ago
I'll vouch for you with my life if you lift a tiger above your head singlehanded
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u/MABQuestAcc 1h ago
How about just a slightly positive recommendation if I lift my cat above my head?
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u/Ketchupcharger 1h ago
Best I can do is thumbs up for one armed pull-up, i won't go lower
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u/MABQuestAcc 58m ago
You drive a hard bargain, Ketchupcharger. But I think you got yourself a deal.
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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 3h ago
I think I used to work with Brockly
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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 2h ago
There's a Brockly in every office.
Ours happens to be named Brickly.
At least, we think so. He's a mumbler. Mostly he grunts.
And cries. There's a lot of crying. Like, a LOT. Mostly at the end of the day when everyone goes home.
He is probably lonely. We think he just lives there. He's there when everyone comes in. No one's seen him leave.
Come to think of it, I don't think he's ever taken a vacation.
All the pictures on his desk are pictures OF his desk. And one of the door.
What can I say? I mean, yeah, he's odd, but he can spreadsheet like a MFr. He's Brickly.
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u/McManus26 3h ago
Hot damn that is a well drawn tiger.
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 33m ago
It’s a full grown ben-gal tiger. Not easy to draw, or hold aloft in one hand
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u/ItsMangel 2h ago
The finance bro has a tiny pp while the strong-man is packing a hog. This attention to detail is what I appreciate about your comics.
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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 2h ago
Four gals and a ben gal?!
I would not believe that, but right there it is on the resume
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u/slfnflctd 2h ago edited 2h ago
This has become my favorite way to end my Saturday morning browsing. Man, I hope you keep releasing comics on Saturday mornings. It's like an echo of cereal & cartoons when I was a kid.
Edit: You just wanted to draw a tiger, didn't you? That was the whole inspiration for this comic, admit it. Yes, I'm envious.
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u/ItsTheGucc 2h ago
Thanks for the ending portion. You’re right, the situation we’re in with fascism and AI is just hard to wrap one’s head around how to properly fight back
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u/Cantankerousbastard 2h ago
That's what I call a creative approach to problem solving. I'd hire him in a heartbeat.
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u/SquidgyTheWhale 33m ago
Damn, I love the style and creativity here. Let's see AI pull something like this off.
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u/AnEldritchWriter 1h ago
Moral of the story: work smarter not harder, and always keep a bengal tiger on hand
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u/Kukul_Art 1h ago
Ah tiger hand, a classic arm wresting technique. What happened to its inventor was a shame
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u/D1EHARDTOO 23m ago
Appreciate the effort at the end to include us who read the message a second time, I always appreciate your comics <3
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u/SarcasticBench 2h ago
Boomer mentality, walk into any office and shake hands with the biggest guy to get a job
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u/barbellsandbriefs 52m ago
Genuine question for OP or anyone who read the pleas.
Aren't sites like Patreon just going to become similar to the sites veing derided?
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u/ZuzuZupreme Comic Crossover 3h ago