r/coolguides • u/hans99hans • 2h ago

A cool guide showing the relationship between preachers, DJs, and bank robbers

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Sorry i pissed off so many people here. Clearly I waded into a community where I don’t get the vibe.

4.4k Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/smokedoor5 2h ago

Does this sub not have rules for what constitutes a cool guide vs a useless meme

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u/clervis 2h ago

Well now I know not to give DJs money.

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u/SkollFenrirson 2h ago

Yes. What it doesn't have is mods.

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u/Warfiend138 1h ago

This sub is just an incubator for karma farmers and bot accounts. About 5 years ago they had a repost rule, but because it was being swamped with reposts and they couldn’t handle the workload the rule was simply
removed

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u/smokedoor5 1h ago

This would explain some things

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u/hans99hans 11m ago

Ok, just for the record, I’m flesh and bones and not a bot. The image may be AI but I don’t know. I lifted it from somewhere else.

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u/Impossible-Bat90 9m ago

Another acceptable answer would have been Beep Boop

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u/cluebone 1h ago

You should make a cool guide explaining this for us

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u/doug_Or 1h ago

Don't forget to downvote and report!

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u/alexriga 1h ago

What are you talking about? This is the best guide for odd similarities between phrases of preaches, DJs and bank robbers. Actually, I think robbers in general.

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u/Luci-Noir 28m ago

It’s just another sub without a mod. It’s like we get subs where mods either ban anyone who hurts their feelings or ones who do nothing.

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u/Dotaproffessional 35m ago

Also this looks ai

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u/twangs97assists 1h ago

Guide quality matters

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u/pneuprismatic 16m ago

Yeah this is soooo bad. Like at best it’s chuckle worthy but then you read it too close and it doesn’t even make sense. Who Mods this sub??

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u/LongbottomLeafTokes 12m ago

When all the posting, commenting, upvoting, and modding is done by bots then subreddit rules go right out the window

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u/MediocreMan_ 2h ago

Funny?

Sure

A cool guide?

Fuck sake, no it’s not.

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u/NotJumboEditor 54m ago

Someone needs to make a cool guide explaining what a guide actually is.

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u/hans99hans 10m ago

I have a feeling I’d benefit from that based on all the flames coming my way!

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u/Nonstandard_Deviate 2h ago

Silly example of a Venn Diagram? Yes.

Cool Guide? No.

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u/Mortis_XII 2h ago

How is this getting as many upvotes at this rate?

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u/freylaverse 2h ago

Probably people not realizing what sub it's in and thinking they're just upvoting a random meme.

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u/121bloodshot 1h ago

To be fair im on this website for the memes and this sub died a long time ago ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Infinite_Regret19019 17m ago

Nope, you’re just watching another huge sub getting taken over by bots. It’s over now.

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u/Frazzledragon 2h ago

People ignore the sub and just see funny image.

On the right day, you could post puppies in bird or baking subs and garner upvotes.

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u/AndrewLocksmith 1h ago

To be honest I just thought it was funny and upvoted. Yeah, doesn't fit the sub, but that's the mods' problem.

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u/3inchesOnAGoodDay 1h ago

Op bought upvotes

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u/hans99hans 9m ago

Wtf? No

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u/furletov 2h ago

This sub needs a mod.

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u/irrationallywise 1h ago

or mod needs a sub(stitute)

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u/LGGP75 2h ago

Not a guide

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u/Mittmitty 2h ago

DJ’s want money too

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u/SkollFenrirson 2h ago

Never heard of a Venn diagram, have you?

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u/Mittmitty 2h ago

…yes?… The “DJ” circle does not encompass the “give me your money” segment.

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u/Rad_Knight 1h ago

Don't forget about putting a sweater on a toddler

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u/PimperatorAlpatine 1h ago

Not a cool guide and the Plural is not "DJ's"

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u/malarkial 56m ago

Also robbers and preachers don’t pay taxes 

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder 32m ago

This has to be AI.

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u/tesseract-enigma 14m ago

"What color do red and blue make?"

"gRaY!"

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u/otimista 2h ago

I'm done with this sub, goodbye

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u/JoshuaFalken1 2h ago

This sub really needs some rules on Ai slop

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u/WalletFullOfSausage 2h ago

This meme is from like 2005, it ain’t AI, it’s just slop

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u/Few_Ad5748 1h ago

the meme itself isnt new, but this specific venn diagram is either ai “enhanced” or just a fully ai copy :/

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u/Quick-Walrus8459 1h ago

What exactly is this guiding me to do?

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u/abutilon 42m ago

This is not even the good version of this old joke.

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u/Dotaproffessional 34m ago

Not just dumb but this appears to be ai

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u/ahmc84 4m ago

AI for the graphic generation, maybe. This reads like a joke that's been around for years.

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u/Stouffer1 7m ago

In the name of the DJ, Bank Robber, and Holy Preacher.. amen.

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u/composedofidiot 4m ago

Weird reddit phenomenon where all the comments hate it but the upvotes love it

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u/Ya-Ena 2h ago

Such a random thought to have made this 😂

Maybe op is all 3?

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u/anirudhsky 1h ago

Honestly preachers can be placed in the "bank robbers" circle as well

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u/joeblanco 1h ago

My wife suggested replacing DJs with Cops. Only other changed needed was "are you with me" becoming "sends you to heaven "

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u/insuccure 1h ago

Not a guide. Cheesy infographic at best.

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u/sybban 1h ago

Middle one should have been “There is a non zero chance they will r*pe you”

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u/pokemon-trainer-blue 21m ago

Why is that your first thought?

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 1h ago

A preacher wouldn't actually say "give me your money" though.

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u/PrionProofPork 1h ago

and what relationship is that?

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u/hans99hans 2h ago

Hey I thought it was clever and funny. Sorry if I violated any rules here. I’m new to posting on this sub.

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u/WalletFullOfSausage 2h ago

You’ve had an account for 7 years. You aren’t gonna convince us that you somehow don’t know how to read a subreddit’s rules before you post.

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u/hans99hans 8m ago

I did read them and thought this qualified.

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u/GrandMasterC147 2h ago

You can read a subreddit’s rules before posting. 7 years on reddit and I’m surprised you’re new to that

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u/mistakennotwrong 2h ago

I appreciate it😅