r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe Alpha leader wakes up his $18,000 students by calling them "bitches" and "piece of shit"

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u/fresh_1one 1d ago

Dude just join the military

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u/Spugheddy 1d ago

Dude didn't even yell drop your cocks abd grab your sox. I feel ripped off and I ain't even paid lol

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u/choombatta 1d ago

That would require wit or creativity :\

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u/Book3mDanno 1d ago

"You're the type to fuck another man in the ass and not even have the courtesy to give him a goddamn reacharound."

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u/Minute_Daikon_3522 22h ago

“why you are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece “

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 18h ago

"Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"

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u/AncientCrust 23h ago

"Only 3 things come from Texas..."

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u/Hect0r92 9h ago

"you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

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u/Tapatio_62 15h ago

I don’t mind getting fucked but I like to get kissed while it happens.

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u/jstrong559 14h ago

Is that you, John Wayne?

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u/akiras_revenge 1d ago

Not one twinkle-toed cocksucker in there either

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u/Shades1374 23h ago

Can't risk triggering the closeted ones.

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u/elPedro6669 23h ago

Sooo... All of them?

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

Didn't even use the good old steel trash can lid.

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 1d ago

Reveille! Reveille! Reveille!

https://youtu.be/Rgr-viR7CHM?is=U3hLgp6WSXeGttsD

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u/Maximum-Oven-7526 1d ago

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen

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u/Junkered 1d ago

No. The saddest shit you've seen is this "Alpha Boot Camp".

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u/HugoBoss1985 23h ago

WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!?!?!

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u/Cyborg_rat 22h ago

Let's go mes esti parasseux!

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u/ArmchairWarrior1 1d ago edited 23h ago

Literally how I woke up on my birthday, turning 18 yrs old, on my first morning of boot camp.

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u/Capital_Increase_242 23h ago

At least we got paid to be there. These clowns are paying for this crap. Man I loved and hated infantry school (it had its ups and downs) but I sure as hell wouldn’t pay for that shit.

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u/trains0647 20h ago

I agree completely and it’s quite funny to me to think about how they paid to be there

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u/enurkul 7h ago

I instructed recruits once, I found no reason to be a cunt and my proudest moment was one guy coming up to me on "graduation day", shaking my hand and saying "thanks for making this a tolerable experience".

I did do one rant, someone lost gear, and how that rambling, long speech concocted in my brain I don't know, I had to hold myself together to not laugh at it. It was so stupid, but it worked, also because it was a Friday and people really wanted to go home.

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u/Penstroke77 1d ago

My father woke me up for school with that phrase every weekday.

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u/HugoBoss1985 23h ago

I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

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u/w1ckizer 1d ago

You see how slow these guys are moving? No fucking way would they make it through that. They want the idea of it. Not the actual work that goes with it.

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u/Meowakin 1d ago

Military bootcamp LARP

I ain’t gonna yuck other people’s yum, it would just be nice if they would acknowledge it for what it is

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u/kaylerbug369 1d ago

Don't call it that. You'll give them a line out the door and around the block

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u/TheBoisterousBoy 1d ago

Sobs while holding a massive roll of bills, atop a small mountain of bills.

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u/Pardot42 22h ago

Fuck no dude. Those cucks take that toxic yum home to their families and infect others. Society doesn't need that bullshit

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u/AbbreviationsOne148 1d ago

But then they’d actually have to work and not fondle each other all day

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u/MicroEconomicsPenis 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Agoge” (the thing on the wall of the gym) was ancient Spartan nobility training (largely military in nature). It was considered (by Ancient Greek standards) to be needlessly violent and homosexual. They would begin at a young age and continue into their 20s; the guys in their 20s would rape the teens. They would beat each other and encourage the young boys to use violence against their classmates, and there would of course be Spartan state propaganda taught as well. The noble class would regularly terrorize the slave class (just randomly cruelly killing people, for example) for seemingly no reason other than to create unrest.

Anyways, I’m just sharing what I learned about this part of Spartan history. I fully agree with you, as a man myself, if I thought getting yelled at and reamed were to make me a better man, I would join the military.

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u/Appropriate-Link-701 1d ago

Do you have a link to this? I had no idea teens were raped by the upperclassmen. Weird.

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u/MicroEconomicsPenis 1d ago

No link, unfortunately, because I learned this years ago in college. I believe it is described in an account from Plutarch so you can likely find that online.

Now something I’ll admit about Spartan history in general is that it is very speculative… everything you read about it should be taken with a grain of salt because ancient Sparta had a lot of opponents that wrote a lot and the Spartans themselves didn’t seem to encourage writing and had a very secretively organized government. From what I understand, they saw the rest of the world as lesser people so they didn’t really feel the need to explain how Sparta was organized or write it down for any future generations. So a lot of what I learned about them was polemic in nature and written some decades or even hundreds of years after it took place. But that’s also basically what the people that run this program would know about it too, and they are apparently intending to emulate it.

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u/tomster2300 22h ago

Well said. Spartans were hated by other Greeks so there was definitely a healthy sprinkling of misinformation being written/spoken, not unlike today. We’re only human after all.

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u/cyberlexington 20h ago

According to the podcast Our Fake History, a lot of Sparta is considered myth or exaggeration.

Except everything they went on in the Agoge. That's considered to be true. Including the pedastry

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 1d ago

how did you not know this?

TLDR - homosexuality is a modern construct. Sociologically we currently define our sexuality with reference to the gender/sex of the person we are attracted to. Though the ancient Greek times, and also Medieval Europe, sexuality was defined by what you like to do or have done to you - whether you were penetrative or receptive. It did not matter with whom it was with.

In ancient Greek culture, powerful men who had the sexual preference of being penetrative would do so with anyone they had a social hierarchy over (women or teen boys).

Its hard to wrap ones mind around - the sexual preference is in the act, not the person that the act is with.

Source:

https://www.academia.edu/289957/One_Hundred_Years_of_Homosexuality

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u/Survivedthekoolaid 1d ago

The same issue is found within biblical constructs of what "homosexuality" is. Over time the sin of raping other men became conflated with 2 people mutually having sex.

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 23h ago

exactly. It was a sin to "top" men who were visitors / guests / travelers in particular

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u/Ok_Feedback2407 13h ago

Bigot Christians will still use the Bible to condemn homosexuality, even though EVERY passage in Leviticus before the famous one of "man shall not lay with man" had to do with incest and pederasty, NOT what consenting adult men do.

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u/MirthMannor 23h ago

“It’s not gay if you are on top.” Is still a pretty common attitude across the Mediterranean.

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u/BusElectronic4225 1d ago

That is genuinely fascinating and a bit jarring when looking at today's western social construct

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 1d ago

It's very interesting. The aspect that we take as "unintentional" for lack of better word - the "I'm attracted to whoever I am attracted to" is considered the "driver" in our times. Back then, the attraction wasn't even on the radar. It was all about the sexual gratification.

Is that weird? Maybe not. Maybe people interacted with each other in a very different way.

Could you have a completely platonic relationship (according to the philosopher Platus) with an attractive person of the opposite sex if your interest in sexual intercourse had everything to do with the act, and nothing to do with the person the act was done with. I think in that case you can very easily have a platonic relationship with someone that is attractive.

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u/Goldenknave777 1d ago

I dont know about rape but at the sanctuary of Artemis Orthia they would have two altars with cheeses and they would literally have to steal from the altars and beat the crap out of each other with some of the agoge kids ending up dead by the end or some flogged to death. Lacedaemon was no joke. You can hear more about this in the Spartans documentary by Bethany Hughes

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u/reditisrunbypedos 21h ago

I always kinda just assumed that tbh cause ancient Greece and Spartans and whatnot

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u/Severe-Passage-6426 1d ago

Yep. And Sparta was so xenophobic they basically died out due to population decline. Not to mention so selfish they nearly allowed Persia to conquer Greece during the 1st invasion because they had a super special festival the week of invasion.

Its hilarious how overly loved the Spartans were. On the other hand you have Thebes - a city state that overthrew the Spartan oligarchic yolk, established democracy, created the Boetian league (An alliance of city states where Thebes was a sort of protector and the other city states maintained a surprising level of autonomy), punched above their weight militarily numerous times, created the Sacred Band which easily outmatched the Spartans in basically every engagement (And fought to a man against Alexander the Great to the death - something even Alexander had to acknowledge after his crushing win) and gave us two of the most interesting, forward thinking leaders of the Greek Golden Age in Epaminondas and Pelopidas.

Pelopidas was such a badass that when the tyrant Alexander of Pherae invaded Thessaly the 2nd time he literally rode out alone (As there was an eclipse and most of his troops deserted), answering the call of the Thessalians to save them from authoritarian for the 3rd time and eventually being killed in battle.

And yes, Thebes by modern accounts would be considered a horrendous place to live during this time, but there is no comparison to be made on who made a more positive impact on the modern world - Sparta or Thebes. But in Sparta the homosexual acts were power v powerless and in Thebes it was normalized for homosexual pairings to be love bonds - so that is ACTUALLY gay and therefore these LARP'ers would scoff at any symbolic Theban symbolism.

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u/Idividual-746b 2h ago

These guys don't even have the decency to fuck eachother!

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u/Ive_seen_things_that Cringe Level 1 1d ago

These are trust fund gym bros. They have no desire to serve, they just want someone to convince them they are tough guys. It's kinda sad. They probably need a hug and a micro dose. 

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u/deveeri2 1d ago

I'd argue macro dose. Those egos need to be obliterated.

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u/Ive_seen_things_that Cringe Level 1 23h ago

Hero dose it is!!!

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u/deveeri2 17h ago

That is probably necessary.

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u/Thedumbass_the5th 23h ago

I wouldn't really call them gym bros, they don't really look like they lift at all.

They're probably the ones who go to the gym once a month, throw weights around with quarter ROM and god awful form and then leave everything laying around, claiming they worked out too hard to clean up after themselves.

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u/HourNo7028 2h ago

Is it weird that I feel embarrassed for these guys? Clearly, they have money and time on their hands, but this just seems sad.

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u/Dabzilla_710_ 1d ago

That's longer than a weekend so...

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u/mallcopsarebastards 1d ago

This is for people who failed bct but so desperately wanted the experience that they dump their life savings into some chaptered out loser pv2 to give them a larp experience.

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u/Relative_Drop3216 1d ago

But we can’t have sex with each other

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u/iLLiCiT_XL 1d ago

They couldn’t hack it. That’s why they’re doing this shit. Larpers.

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u/Objective_Sweet9168 1d ago

They couldn’t handle it, that’s why they’re there. lol these guys are something else

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u/osirus35 1d ago

And you get a paid on top of that. So you get yelled at and make money. Maybe even a career. Win win

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u/Particular_Abies_184 1d ago

Or just go to the local gay bar ,find the glory hole and suck some randoms dick

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

I got paid to earn those names.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 1d ago

Then you can't cry into your Drill Sgts arms and him telling you, "You are a man now"

Yes they actually cry hugging in the camp, it is hilarious.

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u/gba_sg1 1d ago

They're stupid enough to pay $18k, let them have their little sleep over.

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u/QCTID 1d ago

I thought I was dumb for enlisting but at least I got paid. 

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u/One_Construction_653 1d ago

You are right

But i have a suspicion these guys can’t even make it past the recruiter because they would need impossible to get waivers

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u/darkrhyes 23h ago

Yeah, it is just the military without the service, pay, or possible medals. Aka dumb

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u/Excellent-Estimate21 22h ago

These people are such fucking wannabes. My son just did basic in the AF guard and while this type of stuff did happen, they also took care of their soldiers and taught them and had them really proud in the end. Its a game, they break u down and then build you up.

This is just abuse of morons by idiots.

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u/Guyver02 22h ago

have you been in the military recently? Even my Army buddy says it was a joke and that was 10 years ago. People still think its like the first half of Full Metal Jacket.

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u/freakishgnar 22h ago

I was just going to say that! You can literally get paid to do this.

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u/AtensEye 21h ago

Yeah, at least then you get paid to listen to this crap.

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u/twitchtweak89 21h ago

Nah this is for those guys that "almost joined the military but would punch that drill sergeant when he got in my face."

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u/Electrical-Value-673 21h ago

I mean, come on. You even GET paid.

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u/killertofu41 21h ago

Seriously, that way they'll be taught by someone who actually passed high school algebra.

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u/TheRealDesmirWolf 17h ago

I came to the comments because I was going to mention that hey you guys should just join the military same treatment but at least you get paid for it instead of paying this loser. Then I also thought this guy is probably a ex Marine

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u/contattomarketing 1d ago

Set up. The lights are already on when he walks in. These whole things are just so fucking stupid.

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u/Fast_Restaurant6488 1d ago

Sleeping with the lights off is a beta move bro

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u/AnguavonUW 1d ago

THe dARk mIghT BrINg oUt tHE gAy

-Them, probably

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u/Wonderful-Fold-2585 1d ago

Also beware the dirt man

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 1d ago

All my homies keep a little dirt under their pillow for him

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u/wet_Tap_5578 21h ago

Sleeping in the dark makes your butthole hurt.

-them probably

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u/Cutwail 1d ago

"Real men sleep with the lights on so they're ready to defend themselves at a moments notice" or something equally silly

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u/OneDimensionalChess 1d ago

Idk. Making ppl sleep w lights on is a form of torture which would jive w their apparent kinks

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u/lilb1190 1d ago

I don't even get what is alpha about not sleeping and being called a bitch? Like, what if all the dudes just beat the shit out of the guy and went back to sleep? That sounds pretty alpha

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u/Epic_Elite 1d ago

Then they all spring up at once, but otherwise all of their following movements are disorganized and uncoordinated.

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u/ijustatemostofit 23h ago

No. Every internet video that angers me is real and not staged at all. Otherwise I would just have gotten enraged for nothing and that would be stupid. 

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u/Jollycub 1d ago

Hands in the pockets isn’t very alpha

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u/bn0102922 1d ago

When his balls explode, he loses his hands.

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u/Shakez00la 1d ago

Is this like the movie Speed but for balls?

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 1d ago

He should watch one of those "10 things real.alphas don't do"-videos that tells them how to position like a tough guy

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u/TransitionAway9840 1d ago

This is key alpha behavior

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u/Hoodedmastersin 1d ago

I doubt any of these “instructors” were actual military.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 1d ago

Teaching loners to be mean and authoritative is probably not going to help them in the long run. I was mostly conservative with a republican partner and apparently I wasn't conservative enough.

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u/flactulantmonkey 1d ago

They’re registered weapons. Has to keep them holstered.

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u/ZootyMcGooty 18h ago

He’s tryna hide his boner

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u/Fearless_Quail1404 1d ago

Cosplayers

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u/CtrlAltYuri 17h ago

Gender affirming care

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u/Army_31B 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/SauronOfDucks 1d ago

I was going to say...

If you so badly wanted a man to yell at you and call you a piece of shit there are probably folks out there providing that service alot cheaper then $18K

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u/EquivalentMinute1291 1d ago

I don’t think marriage is cheaper 🤣

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u/spectacular_coitus 21h ago

Guaranteed, everyone in that room has a cuck chair in their bedroom at home.

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u/CowGlittering745 1d ago

💯 they could use that money on a dominatrix. Instead, they decide to have a bunch of dudes berate while nut to butt and half naked.

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u/Possible-Rush3767 1d ago

This is a term beyond "gay". My gay friends wouldn't even do shit this gay. 

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u/Western_Taste4587 1d ago

Who the fuck does dumb shit like this and pays any amount of money to do this.

Join the fucking army and go do basic. This is such a weak ass attempt at basic training.

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u/Decaying-Moon 1d ago

These are the "I'd deck a drill instructor if they got in my face" types, but with money. They'll pay to poorly larp the experience because actually signing up is scary and uncomfortable.

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u/soulessmannequin 1d ago

I had one of those types when I was in basic. We were on a field problem and he flipped out and the drill instructors took him to the ground and hauled him off. This was in 08 at ft benning OSUT infantry

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u/AntiqueGazelle6587 23h ago

Actually one of the guys was MARSOC which makes it worse lmao.

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u/Hookmsnbeiishh 23h ago

It’s dudes with extreme anger issues and self esteem issues. They are going for therapy. And that is exactly what this program sells. Anger management, meditation, learning to emotionally connect with other people.

It is essentially exposure therapy. It’s literally the opposite of Alpha. They are teaching them to be passive and task oriented when everything around them is hostile.

These videos leave out the part of the camp where they sit around and do yoga and learn to meditate. Or where they hug each other and tell personal experiences and cry.

This camp is Fight Club combined. The cry sessions with Bob’s tits and the anger release fighting part in one weekend.

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet 21h ago

I'm 100% going to make a Beta Male camp where we just hang out and joke around and just be nice to each other.

Cost to join is a six pack of beer.

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u/IngenuityStunning755 1d ago

With nothing to prove either lmao. Bunch of cucks

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u/ConversationPale8665 23h ago

What’s scary is there are people that will take time off work and pay these idiots to make them “tough”, then they go back home after a week of getting yelled and think they are some hot shit now, only to go back to work with a lot less money in the bank. WTF…

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u/henryhumper 19h ago

None of these guys would make it through basic, nor could they handle the committment and sacrifice of actual military service. They just want to spend a few days LARPing in a fake boot camp that they are literally paying to pass so that they can delude themselves into thinking they are just as tough as someone in the military.

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u/Redditarama 1d ago

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

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u/Andray_Bolkonsky 23h ago

Confident kindness is about the most masculine characteristic one can embody.

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 1d ago

I see these posts with different amounts of costs and really if it costs anything it’s ridiculous. The most insecure men ever.

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u/MandaloreTheGay 1d ago

1 penny is too much for whatever tf this is lol

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u/WorriedQuality3189 1d ago

Je pense sincerment que ces mecs ont des pratiques sexulles particulières et un complexe d'infériorité.

Payer 18000e pour se faire insulter et dormir par terre et espérer devenir un homme en faisant ça ...

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u/Kitchen-Wasabi-2059 1d ago

Nothing tells me you’re unprepared to speak and not confident in what you’re saying like swearing every other word. -Infantryman currently 15yrs in the Army.

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u/AsssHat999 17h ago

Thank you for your service and I agree. -Small Arms Repairer 4 yrs Army

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u/salparadisewasright 15h ago

Concur. -45 years as a civilian

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u/thirdeyebenz 1d ago

This is like the poor man’s marines

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u/Realmofthehappygod 1d ago

rich mans marines.

Most actual marines don't exactly come from money. Or have $18k to spend on...whatever the fuck this is.

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u/Level_Improvement532 1d ago

Strip clubs and predatory car dealers?

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u/Ecstatic-Ad9669 1d ago

Lmao the accuracy of this statement was *chefs kiss

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u/Sulli_in_NC 1d ago

Don’t forget vape stores, tattoo artists, and the local parasites (future wives)

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u/DaddyDigsDogecoin 1d ago

Well what's a 5 year enlistment worth...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FzDQMLQqMQe1A8rKjn

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u/DingleberriedAlive 1d ago

1 Dodge Charger and a lifetime supply of PTSD

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u/tankerkiller125real 1d ago

If your my cousin, the 4 year enlistment was worth a little over $130K (he's frugal, and basically only spent a few bucks here and there, and otherwise just stayed on base and ate taxpayer provided food and used taxpayer provided housing.

He paid for his used Tacoma in cash just before leaving, and still has a crapload invested and what not.

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u/HotAnorak 1d ago

The poor man's marines is the marines. This is for fragile idiots with more money than sense.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 1d ago

Tuff guy scouts

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 1d ago

Nothing says alpha like paying other men to humiliate you.

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u/StellarPaladin42 1d ago

If you refuse to listen to these idiots does that make you ultra alpha?

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u/KitJazz 1d ago

Then you win and the chocolate factory is yours.

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u/Mattrad7 1d ago

If you refuse to submit to them they kick you out of the class and keep the $18000 and its in the contract you have to sign along with a waiver 😆

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u/108er 23h ago

I think a lawsuit with a solid cause will do them, just a matter of time.

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u/NerdDetective 1d ago

I feel sad for these guys. They feel so inadequate as men that they're subjecting themselves to some loser who's cosplaying as a drill sergeant. Literally have no healthy coping mechanisms, no ability to introspect on how they feel, and are probably terrified therapy makes them weak.

There is not a single man, including the screaming doofus, who is secure in his masculinity in this video. This whole thing highlights how we fail boys by teaching them that feelings are for sissies and they have to be rugged and tough 24/7.

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u/Scrimshaw_Hopox 1d ago

So the road to being a badass requires sleeping on a yoga mat in a potato sack with the lights on in a strip mall next door to a Curves gym?

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u/SilverMetalist 19h ago

Gotta gtfo bc pilates am class is about to start.

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u/GrumpyOldVet65 1d ago

This shit is hilarious!!! And American men are really thinking this is cool! As an American male myself, I'm embarrassed.

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u/Kazmera 1d ago

No, I'd say most people see this as a joke.

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u/Royal-Laugh4909 1d ago

Look up what they do to you in BUDS or SEAL training 🤣

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u/Romy90210 1d ago

Exactly.. these snowflake kids have little or no clue..

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u/Psalty7000 21h ago

Do they realize institutional pedophilia was practiced in the Agoge?

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u/Ukraineluvr 1d ago

What day do they practice being huge cucks.

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u/ReelestPrincess12 1d ago

They got that down to a science. No need to practice

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u/Ukraineluvr 1d ago

Yeah, gives em more time for the circle jerk. Good point, I was mistaken.

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u/Dangerous_Sea_2592 1d ago

Bro just join the army atp

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u/700L3v3l 1d ago

This guy "beats" all the women

I mean "gets"

This man "gets" all the women

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 1d ago

These guys pay to attend a class that's is designed to chisel them into "men". They've been misled and I almost feel for them. The new "alpha male" mythology often disguises insecurity as strength: control becomes leadership, dominance becomes masculinity, and emotional detachment becomes self-mastery. But genuine strength doesn't require constantly proving that you're the strongest man in the room. It's less about conquering others and more about becoming grounded enough that you no longer need their submission, admiration, or validation. Empathy, love, devotion, and patience are the attributes that make us strong men. These boys crumble under any real adversity and strain.

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u/9yearsalurker 1d ago

this would be a hilarious fantasy football punishment, where’s the link

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u/Amazing-Pepper3317 1d ago

You got $18k to drop on this nonsense?

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u/GizmoTacT 1d ago

They are bitches if they paid $18,000 for this nonsense 🤨

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u/00_NFRAP1 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cLGXy7SXBnEWs
Wake up!! Back to the pile, everyone!

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u/HansNotPeterGruber 19h ago

If I wanted to spend $18k to get yelled at I'd still be married to my ex-wife.

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u/robby1051a 1d ago

i promise you these people take this class and go out into the world over confident and get beat up in a parking lot outside of a bar... within a week

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u/santropy 1d ago

they deserve it for paying 18k to those turds

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 1d ago

I mean 18k, roids aren’t free

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u/s4burf 1d ago

Beta boy meet up

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u/UpperYoghurt3978 1d ago

Go into the military and get paid to get the same treatement lol.

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u/Fabulous-Elk-8297 1d ago

Why pay that much and allow recording/posting of video at all? This all just seems fake to me.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 1d ago

I actually think man camps for younger dudes is a pretty cool idea, but maybe teach useful skills, like survival skills, technical and engineering skills, etc

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u/GhostlitePHX 1d ago

Can anybody explain to me in simple terms how the fuck this is supposed to make you an alpha? I think there's an argument to be made that this could actually do the opposite.

So like, what, you get called a bitch and a f****t so many times that it just like awakens this inner alpha demon in you? Like what the fuck is this shit lmao

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

How insecure do you have to be to spend $10k plus to sleep in a gym and get yelled at by assholes?

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u/EvenPossible5918 1d ago

Did alpha leader skip leg day?

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u/BolaViola 1d ago

Just join the military

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u/Swimming-Talk4859 1d ago

What a rip. Military will do just as much if not more for free lol

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u/JakeHelldiver 1d ago

And they pay you.

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u/10oz-swing 1d ago

Is this supposed to resemble selection??? The soldiers that go through this do it for a reason. What is their reason for doing this. The mind boggle.

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u/BlueRibbon998 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why is it always primarily white men who attend these? 😆

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u/Late_Pie_6670 1d ago

Do they know they can get paid to go to boot camp?

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u/Arkenhaus 1d ago

Are these the guys that washed out of boot and think this is what the teachable moment was? /smirk

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u/TheDixonCider420420 1d ago

Manosphere MAGA betas pretending to be wannabe alphas.

And even worse, the United Nations World Food Program can give a meal to starving human for just .43 cents. That's 41,860 meals they could have provided to the hungry for each $18K spent being berated.

These simps are embarrassing to real men and humans in general.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Cringe level 5 1d ago

When is the anal portion of the program?

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u/RandO_o 1d ago

Just like religious people that need their religious books to tell them how to live morally, if you need these guys to tell you how to be a man or a better father you’ll never truly have it in you to be one. Being a man and a good father comes from listening to those around you and having empathy. Not separating yourself from your family to be water logged at the beach at 5am. That shit just gives you a false sense of bravado and probably more issues for your family when you return.  

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u/Willing_Educator_857 1d ago

Better to join the military and get actual perks from a real man/system

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u/CES0108 1d ago

Somebody with lots of expendable cash and actual training in martial arts or ex military or w.e should join up, just to put 3 of these dork leaders into a pretzel for funsies, lol.

Or every true badass of the world should start calling them out to a fun little exhibition match. Might tarnish their reputation and stop these retards from joining.

Then again.. it kinda just seems like a gay cult for men with too much money. I bet there's a whole segment/class where they talk about how the Spartans and Samurai tickled each others balls and had gay sex. There's nothing more manly than dude on dude cornholing.

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 18h ago

We could start a gofundme and send John Mcphee, lol...I'd pitch in for that and pay money to watch a 24/7 livestream of it.

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u/sportsdude77 23h ago

Would be funny if some MMA champ just came out of nowhere and took out the “alpha” and watch these other losers cry that they spent all their money for some dork to turn them “alpha”

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u/Chaotic-Convergence 23h ago

Why would any human let themselves be in the presence of such attention seekers?

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u/Youngpookie 21h ago

Notice the demographic of all these goobers who need assistance to become a man, you really cant make this up

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 19h ago

What happens when someone gets sick of this and beats the shit out of this dude

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u/Impossible_Ad7875 19h ago

I can’t believe there are so many dudes with such fucked up lack of confidence and self respect that they pay other dudes to do this to them. Pathetic.

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u/st_jasper 19h ago

This isn’t Alpha school. This is Asshole school.

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u/DreTheGreat2122 19h ago

Sad excuse for men. "Alpha males" preys on the insecurities of weak, lost men.

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u/OpeningReputation252 19h ago

If they’re dumb enough to sign up hurrah! 🥳 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/uknow_es_me 17h ago

Nothing more alpha than paying another man to be your alpha

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u/cwk415 4h ago

I mean he's not wrong ...

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