r/cringereels 17h ago

He got caught trying to Dine and Dash

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u/Potential_Low_5118 17h ago

How many drinks did this mf enjoy?

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u/DownvoteDaemon 17h ago

He is just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.

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u/canwehavepotatojokes 17h ago

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/Popular-Sky-4012 14h ago

Ah yes. You know your judo well

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u/UmeaTurbo Cringe Level 3 17h ago

The camera cuts off before we see who touched him on the penis, peePULLL!

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u/redux_call 17h ago

Ah yes, I see that you know your Judo well!

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u/Mammoth-Proposal-373 17h ago

Dude is drunk, zesty, and slow all in one

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 17h ago

Yet, he had the wherewithal to hand over his keys because he's in no shape to drive. Good man. /s

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u/DipstickRick 14h ago

Where he’s going, he doesn’t need keys.

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u/Capnmolasses 11h ago

I read this in Doc Brown’s voice.

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u/Poolowl1984 17h ago

Thats a trifecta in the scam world.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zV7G61STOm5hU6XNuC

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u/Deemaunik 17h ago

Dreszlow does sound like a name he'd have.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 15h ago

Honestly, I'd pay for his meal

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u/Mammoth-Proposal-373 4h ago

I’m sure that’s not all you would do

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u/NeitherEntry6125 4h ago

I do like my men like I like my coffee

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u/FayeValentine99 15h ago

In an AIRPORT. Like one of the most heavily security-focused areas in this country? You’re trying to dine and dash? Lol this guy is not a genius

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 12h ago

“Where you going?”

“Senegal.”

“Where’s your ticket?”

“Don’t have one.”

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u/MarcusXL 10h ago

Senegal. In theory.

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 10h ago

I’ve been thinking about going to Senegal.

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u/mercuriokazooie 8h ago

Like they don't even need his ID if this is past the security check in. They have cameras everywhere and can just match him to his check in.

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u/glodde 2h ago

He is an Albert. Because he's not an Einstein

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u/HereticGaming16 17h ago

lol Steven was in the next post.

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u/dzan796ero 9h ago

No wonder he had trouble finding his way back

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u/Duke55 17h ago

They entertained his bullshit for way too long..

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u/HereticGaming16 17h ago

100%. A simple “pay your bill now or get arrested” was all the needed to say. I get they don’t want to make an issue of it but if the bill was going to be paid ever he could have paid it himself and has his friend Venmo him the cost. The bill clearly wasn’t going to get paid.

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u/XeroShyft 16h ago

0% chance, he was just trying to spin a story good enough to get them to back off long enough for him to slip away and bounce. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't have the mental faculties required to pull of such a scam so I hope they either forced him to charge it to Credit or arrested his ass.

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u/MarcusXL 10h ago

He really messed up the "dash" part of "dine and dash".

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u/Constant-Fly-9050 16h ago

Trying to dine and dash at one of the places with the heaviest amount of security/cops. Not very bright.

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u/Cloudcry 17h ago

Senegal = Cincinnati apparently 

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u/dzan796ero 9h ago

If you say "Cincinnati Bengals" five times fast when you are shitfaced drunk, it comes out "Senegal"

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 17h ago

Basically the same place

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u/xannmax 15h ago

This kinda stuff makes me really wonder who they think they're fooling.  Some people lie so terribly it just looks like they don't gaf and just spit out whatever, like everyone will just believe them.  What environment does someone have to be in for them to believe this bad acting?

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u/pillowBoi_xxx 17h ago

What a waste of everyone’s time. What a loser.

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u/108er 17h ago

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 16h ago

Shit went too long as it is i dont wanna see more lol

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u/dragonflies2299 15h ago

I'll save you the hassle - he was arrested for skipping out on $57 meal, non-violent resisting arrest, and drug possession bc they found weed in his car.

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 14h ago

Wow I can’t believe there was a car!

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u/EntityDamage 13h ago

Did you not see the key? Did you think he was lying? /s

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u/One-Echidna-1851 3h ago

Just standard black entitlement 

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 17h ago

Save you are on Federal property now, and cases go to Federal Courts, which means much less likely chance of leniency and more likely to get significant fines and/or jail time.

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u/CelineDeion 16h ago

This is not true. Nearly all airport cases stay in state court and there isn’t a federal district in the entire country that would take a dine n dash theft case.

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 16h ago

Depends, I got called to testify as a witness and had to report to the US District Court for Eastern Michigan, a Federal Level court. Had to fly across the country on my dime and loss of work time otherwise I would be held in contempt. Guy had too much to drink and caused a fight past the checkpoint area at DTW, somewhere in the fight the guy slammed into me when fighting off police and afterwards police took my name down, so I got called into the case. (Pre-zoom days). Wasn't f'in happy about it.

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u/SkeettheVandelBuster 9h ago

They typically pay prosecution witnesses for travel sounds like you got screwed lol

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u/Only_Cauliflower9117 17h ago

So did he end up paying? I feel like they are probably still there having the same conversation.

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 17h ago

I’m glad these idiots get caught but how dumb do you have to be that people know you’re going to dash?

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u/bboymixer 17h ago

I'm not sure if he started the scam with the key on a key ring, but holding out a single key for this scam makes it seem super obvious what he's up to.

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u/yokozouna_ed 13h ago

And trying to do it...for P.F. Chengs....extra cringe...

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u/Juankzjt 17h ago

Fascinating

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u/Fatbollocks1994 16h ago

Is this the new dogwhistle for you idiots to rally behind?

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u/Old_Foundation5314 17h ago

First off im a black man and i have to say this nigga trippin even if most people get away with doing that shit you won't nigga you black fucking goofy

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u/Independent_Set4115 10h ago

Not to be that guy, but you can be black without saying all that extra stuff. As you are the goofy with this.

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u/PoopsMcScoots 16h ago

More Nazi bot posts

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u/Shot_Squirrel8426 13h ago

The midterm propaganda machine is in full swing

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u/SayNoToFirefighters 17h ago

What was the end game here lol

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u/deephurting66 17h ago

Drunk and stupid

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u/ButterscotchAward 17h ago

My man sounds hammered

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u/finintymonkle 17h ago

He didn’t instantly regret it. He tried to work his way out of it.

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u/Ok-Remote-8018 16h ago

Is this this mans first day on earth?

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u/BeeDelicious6481 16h ago

All of this for $57🤦‍♂️

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u/fijmi 10h ago

Where’s the pay off? Blah blah blah for nothing.

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 9h ago

Who dines and dashes at PF Changs?

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u/Lemonsherbet4504 7h ago

3:38 I'll never get back...where does he instantly regret it ?

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/ChocoBabiChan 17h ago

And who would that be? Please be more descriptive

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 17h ago

Why do you do that? Like the guy you’re replying to is a prick, but why do you insist on them saying the daunting racist things just to satisfy your own ‘curiosity’?

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u/ChocoBabiChan 17h ago edited 17h ago

Because i hate passive aggressive racism. He obviously doesn't have the balls to say what he really means, and I wanna see if he will.

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u/ChocoBabiChan 16h ago

He sent this to me in chat after his comment got deleted. Still couldn't say it out loud. 🤣

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u/REZtech1994 17h ago

What, did you just blow in from 9gag or something?

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u/Hot_Top_124 17h ago

Who’s that?

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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago

Not the ones that commit most sexual abuse, though.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 17h ago

Is the post about sexual abuse?

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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago

Just making a point.

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u/FewScore6082 17h ago

What point?

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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago

Hmm original comment deleted.

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u/FewScore6082 16h ago

Okay? What point were you trying to make tho?

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u/MostlyPlastics 16h ago

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u/FewScore6082 16h ago

Just say what you want to say. Don't be posting links and dodging and jumping around.

Just say it. It's okay.

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u/MostlyPlastics 15h ago

Won’t make much sense with out the original comment. Stay ignorant my friend.

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u/Carambola787 17h ago

Learn about per capita rates and check again 

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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/MostlyPlastics 16h ago

Sexual abuse isn’t violent enough for you?

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u/Carambola787 14h ago

The stats you posted show that black people have a higher per capita rate, do you not understand statistics?

16% of offenders were black but the black people make up less than 16% of the population. 57% were white but white people make up more than 57% of the population. Therefore blacks were more likely per capital to commit sexual abuse than whites. You literally proved me right with your link…

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u/Haunting_Habit_2651 17h ago

You're not fooling anyone. We all know.

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u/Carambola787 14h ago

Another person replying to my comment posted stats proving me right…

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u/DipsburghPa 17h ago

I read time traveler lol

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u/juanjung 17h ago

I guess he didn't leave a tip either.

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u/sangerssss 17h ago

His friend was going to

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u/goobly_goo 17h ago

The one in the white, dressed like it’s for Michael Jackson? With the silver badge? And a lady friend about yay high? With braids? That friend?

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u/sangerssss 17h ago

> And a lady friend about yay high?

Her name is Annie, and she’s ok

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u/YeahlDid 14h ago

Good. An airport restaurant should make more than enough to pay its employees properly.

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u/LARaaams 16h ago

Dude can't afford pf changs?

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 16h ago

Bro was about to be a mall lot lizard for a minute to bring in some money for his bill 😂😭

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u/ArmoFun 17h ago

it’s insane the shit i’ve gotten away with in airports…looked out of my mind too…i’ve seen so many vids lately of people ditching their bill wasted at airports lately. they must be cracking down. i feel awful but when i was an alcoholic i racked up obscene bills and just walked away. it makes me sick to think about it but I was a degenerate alcoholic with a slick mouth that somehow always got served. I’m middle eastern hairy and 6’1 I stick out like a sore thumb. I swear i have guardians getting me out of insane shit . Plenty of lessons learned tho.

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u/Negative_Statement 14h ago

Why they trippin? He was going to give them the key to his car. It’s not like he could drive off. I loaned a dude I just met $5,000 because he let me hold on to his car keys. He was supposed to be back last month to pay me back and get his key back. I know he’s coming back because I still have his car keys. Not like he drove off or anything

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u/CamaroBlood 8h ago

If you don’t put your being sarcastic in your joke, you’ll have all these losers downvoting you thinking you’re being 100% serious. It’s pathetic as hell. I’m not an idiot though, and I could see you were joking, like obviously they weren’t really his car keys, so I gave you an upvote.

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u/International-Tea932 17h ago

Holy cow this is a huge surprise breaking news. I would have never thought this upstanding gentleman would pull such a stunt!

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u/kickbackmatt 16h ago

he's a good boy!!!

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u/done-readit-already 16h ago

He’s a democratic socialist and Mamdani and AOC promised he could have free stuff. ‘Cause, you know, his life matters.

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u/Hot_Bobcat_7986 17h ago

He got the Tourette’s

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u/tremosgod111 16h ago

So instead of catching real dangerous criminals these cops decide to harass this young man whos only crime is enjoying a succulent meal? FTP