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u/DownvoteDaemon 17h ago
He is just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.
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u/UmeaTurbo Cringe Level 3 17h ago
The camera cuts off before we see who touched him on the penis, peePULLL!
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u/Mammoth-Proposal-373 17h ago
Dude is drunk, zesty, and slow all in one
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u/TheDonkeyBomber 17h ago
Yet, he had the wherewithal to hand over his keys because he's in no shape to drive. Good man. /s
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u/NeitherEntry6125 15h ago
Honestly, I'd pay for his meal
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u/FayeValentine99 15h ago
In an AIRPORT. Like one of the most heavily security-focused areas in this country? You’re trying to dine and dash? Lol this guy is not a genius
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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 12h ago
“Where you going?”
“Senegal.”
“Where’s your ticket?”
“Don’t have one.”
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u/mercuriokazooie 8h ago
Like they don't even need his ID if this is past the security check in. They have cameras everywhere and can just match him to his check in.
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u/Duke55 17h ago
They entertained his bullshit for way too long..
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u/HereticGaming16 17h ago
100%. A simple “pay your bill now or get arrested” was all the needed to say. I get they don’t want to make an issue of it but if the bill was going to be paid ever he could have paid it himself and has his friend Venmo him the cost. The bill clearly wasn’t going to get paid.
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u/XeroShyft 16h ago
0% chance, he was just trying to spin a story good enough to get them to back off long enough for him to slip away and bounce. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't have the mental faculties required to pull of such a scam so I hope they either forced him to charge it to Credit or arrested his ass.
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u/Constant-Fly-9050 16h ago
Trying to dine and dash at one of the places with the heaviest amount of security/cops. Not very bright.
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u/Cloudcry 17h ago
Senegal = Cincinnati apparently
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u/dzan796ero 9h ago
If you say "Cincinnati Bengals" five times fast when you are shitfaced drunk, it comes out "Senegal"
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u/108er 17h ago
full vid here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKQvdQoIvqI
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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 16h ago
Shit went too long as it is i dont wanna see more lol
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u/dragonflies2299 15h ago
I'll save you the hassle - he was arrested for skipping out on $57 meal, non-violent resisting arrest, and drug possession bc they found weed in his car.
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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 17h ago
Save you are on Federal property now, and cases go to Federal Courts, which means much less likely chance of leniency and more likely to get significant fines and/or jail time.
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u/CelineDeion 16h ago
This is not true. Nearly all airport cases stay in state court and there isn’t a federal district in the entire country that would take a dine n dash theft case.
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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 16h ago
Depends, I got called to testify as a witness and had to report to the US District Court for Eastern Michigan, a Federal Level court. Had to fly across the country on my dime and loss of work time otherwise I would be held in contempt. Guy had too much to drink and caused a fight past the checkpoint area at DTW, somewhere in the fight the guy slammed into me when fighting off police and afterwards police took my name down, so I got called into the case. (Pre-zoom days). Wasn't f'in happy about it.
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u/SkeettheVandelBuster 9h ago
They typically pay prosecution witnesses for travel sounds like you got screwed lol
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u/Only_Cauliflower9117 17h ago
So did he end up paying? I feel like they are probably still there having the same conversation.
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u/Lanky_Temperature872 17h ago
I’m glad these idiots get caught but how dumb do you have to be that people know you’re going to dash?
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u/bboymixer 17h ago
I'm not sure if he started the scam with the key on a key ring, but holding out a single key for this scam makes it seem super obvious what he's up to.
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u/Old_Foundation5314 17h ago
First off im a black man and i have to say this nigga trippin even if most people get away with doing that shit you won't nigga you black fucking goofy
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u/Independent_Set4115 10h ago
Not to be that guy, but you can be black without saying all that extra stuff. As you are the goofy with this.
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u/ChocoBabiChan 17h ago
And who would that be? Please be more descriptive
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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 17h ago
Why do you do that? Like the guy you’re replying to is a prick, but why do you insist on them saying the daunting racist things just to satisfy your own ‘curiosity’?
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u/ChocoBabiChan 17h ago edited 17h ago
Because i hate passive aggressive racism. He obviously doesn't have the balls to say what he really means, and I wanna see if he will.
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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago
Not the ones that commit most sexual abuse, though.
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u/AssaultimateSC2 17h ago
Is the post about sexual abuse?
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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago
Just making a point.
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u/FewScore6082 17h ago
What point?
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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago
Hmm original comment deleted.
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u/FewScore6082 16h ago
Okay? What point were you trying to make tho?
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u/MostlyPlastics 16h ago
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u/FewScore6082 16h ago
Just say what you want to say. Don't be posting links and dodging and jumping around.
Just say it. It's okay.
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u/MostlyPlastics 15h ago
Won’t make much sense with out the original comment. Stay ignorant my friend.
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u/Carambola787 17h ago
Learn about per capita rates and check again
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u/MostlyPlastics 17h ago
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u/Carambola787 14h ago
The stats you posted show that black people have a higher per capita rate, do you not understand statistics?
16% of offenders were black but the black people make up less than 16% of the population. 57% were white but white people make up more than 57% of the population. Therefore blacks were more likely per capital to commit sexual abuse than whites. You literally proved me right with your link…
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u/juanjung 17h ago
I guess he didn't leave a tip either.
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u/sangerssss 17h ago
His friend was going to
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u/goobly_goo 17h ago
The one in the white, dressed like it’s for Michael Jackson? With the silver badge? And a lady friend about yay high? With braids? That friend?
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u/YeahlDid 14h ago
Good. An airport restaurant should make more than enough to pay its employees properly.
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u/Unlucky-Win9272 16h ago
Bro was about to be a mall lot lizard for a minute to bring in some money for his bill 😂😭
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u/ArmoFun 17h ago
it’s insane the shit i’ve gotten away with in airports…looked out of my mind too…i’ve seen so many vids lately of people ditching their bill wasted at airports lately. they must be cracking down. i feel awful but when i was an alcoholic i racked up obscene bills and just walked away. it makes me sick to think about it but I was a degenerate alcoholic with a slick mouth that somehow always got served. I’m middle eastern hairy and 6’1 I stick out like a sore thumb. I swear i have guardians getting me out of insane shit . Plenty of lessons learned tho.
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u/Negative_Statement 14h ago
Why they trippin? He was going to give them the key to his car. It’s not like he could drive off. I loaned a dude I just met $5,000 because he let me hold on to his car keys. He was supposed to be back last month to pay me back and get his key back. I know he’s coming back because I still have his car keys. Not like he drove off or anything
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u/CamaroBlood 8h ago
If you don’t put your being sarcastic in your joke, you’ll have all these losers downvoting you thinking you’re being 100% serious. It’s pathetic as hell. I’m not an idiot though, and I could see you were joking, like obviously they weren’t really his car keys, so I gave you an upvote.
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u/International-Tea932 17h ago
Holy cow this is a huge surprise breaking news. I would have never thought this upstanding gentleman would pull such a stunt!
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u/done-readit-already 16h ago
He’s a democratic socialist and Mamdani and AOC promised he could have free stuff. ‘Cause, you know, his life matters.
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u/tremosgod111 16h ago
So instead of catching real dangerous criminals these cops decide to harass this young man whos only crime is enjoying a succulent meal? FTP






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u/TargetSpiritual8741 17h ago
Howard Steven Smith always be late to pay for shit…
https://giphy.com/gifs/G79d41piR7dWfLNsib