r/cringereels • u/kendavis135 • 16h ago

TikTok prankster tried to trick someone

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 16h ago

Is the "trick" just lunging at strangers? That's just assault.

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u/soyelmocano 16h ago

When an attack is coming, it is better to defend before their attack lands.

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 16h ago

I'm not sure if you misunderstood my comment. I'm saying lunging at someone like that is assault. I agree with you.

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 16h ago

A lot of people aren't aware that 'assault' is the threat

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u/Pokinator 15h ago

Hence why its so common to hear "Assault and Battery" as paired charges.

Threatened someone (Assault) and actually hit them (Battery)

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u/_V0gue 14h ago

Unfortunately we have colloquially defined assault as physical contact. The curses of a living language.

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u/Pacifist_Socialist 13h ago

Or bodily fluid / solid?

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u/HotdoghammerOG 12h ago

Wh we? Do you have a colloquial mouse in your pocket?

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u/soyelmocano 16h ago

Yes. I was unsure which way you meant it.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 16h ago

Yup! Many people think you cant defend yourself until you are hit first. Totally not true. Cops train on 10 FEET being "the death zone" - anyone within that distance CAN attack you and kill you. For civilians, this tightens up to arms length. Anyone who can swing on you is close enough to do you harm -- threatening gestures, even threatening WORDS, "im going to kill you MFer!" -- allows you to respond with enough force to neutralize the threat so you can get to safety. 

Nobody should ever WAIT until someone hits them first to decide, "yup, now its ok" -- they could catch you with a lucky shot and drop you, cause you to hit your head, etc. I actually have a relative who got involved in a group fight and got sucker punched, fell and broke his neck. Never wait if you feel threatened!

(Check your local laws about self defense, they may differ)

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u/mylogicistoomuchforu 15h ago

I was trained that the distance is about 22 feet.

Have your friend stand at 22 feet and on "go" see if they can draw a fake pistol (their finger in a gun shape in their pocket for this drill) and put it on you as the target before you reach them. People can close 22 feet faster than you think, especially if they have bad intentions.

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u/JustNilt 13h ago

Most especially if they have any sort of throwing weapon such as a knife and are even halfway decent at actually hitting their targets with it. Folks really have no idea how fast a half decently trained person can close that distance to attack them.

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 14h ago

Who cares what cops are trained on? If you're aggressing I'm aggressive

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 14h ago

Just the point most people don't realize how quickly situations can turn dangerous or deadly. They tend to willingly let dangerous people walk directly in to their face before even reacting -- And as someone pointed out, its actually twice this distance.  Tueller Drill says 21 feet. 

I agree, someone wants to pop off -- you better be ready to go to! 

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 13h ago

I'm saying. I don't care about some arbitrary distance. Thats such a nerd thing to think. 3 ft. 20 ft. It doesn't matter.

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u/R_Prime 16h ago

I’m glad you added the line at the end, because your advice is awful here and many places haha. 

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u/NastySeconds 15h ago

One or two punches ends the threat. Everything beyond is attempted murder.

You get what you get when you mess with people in public these days, but make no mistake, that dude is an unhinged animal who should be locked up away from society. Sucks for lunger!

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u/Chucklum 15h ago

I think you confuse assault and battery

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u/Zoomwafflez 13h ago

Assault is the threat of violence, battery is actually hitting someone 

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u/PeachPassionBrute 13h ago

Dude in the video didn’t wait to find out if it was gonna end in battery.

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u/beavertr 14h ago

Define the two of them, because I'm pretty sure you are confusing them. 

This is textbook assault by the guy who (deservingly) gets the snot beat out of him. 

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u/Chucklum 8h ago

Next time instead of being an a** do a quick Google search yea?

Assault requires the victim to be aware of the threat and involves no physical contact, serving as an "attempted" or threatened harm.

Battery involves actual physical contact, however slight, and can occur even if the victim was unaware of the impending attack at the moment it happened.

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u/binaryesoterica 5h ago

I would suggest a longer Google search. The definitions of assault/battery vary by jurisdiction.

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u/BAGP0I 4h ago

Wait.. did you want him to post every single jurisdiction where it differs? Because his definition is the bare minimum in all states. Some states will give you battery even if it was just a threat. But ALL states consider the threat of violence as assault with the exception of new york, Colorado, and north Dakota. 

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u/theRedlightt 13h ago

You are confused this is exactly assault not battery. 

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u/Chucklum 8h ago

No it is not, go do a Google search. Or look at my comment where I did a google search for someone else in this thread. This isn't ignorance anymore it's pure laziness with a mix of know-it-all. Do Google searches before commenting please, you obviously can't have a conversation without it.

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 14h ago

Fight isn’t the first thing in fight, run, hide for no reason. Bro was absolutely not running or hiding.

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u/ConsciousSteak2242 14h ago

Except it’s run, hide, fight. That’s the correct order

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 14h ago

Not in my version. Or his up there.