r/cringereels • u/pixiephilips • 14h ago

Guy can’t even keep his eyes open at the 9/11 ceremony

225 Upvotes

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u/sad_spilt_martini 13h ago

What made this even better was the Boston accent commentary 

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u/SpiritedAd5907 13h ago

Probably shat on himself.

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u/regional_rat 10h ago

It's irrelevant. His cult followers are so far up his colostomy bag, they'll just say it's fake ai

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u/Frank_Enn_Stein 13h ago

One day those eyes will close for good.

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u/blkatcdomvet 3h ago

Giving me a boner with that tease

5

u/UnbrokenChill 11h ago

You can tell they make each other so miserable. So happy they have that for themselves.

3

u/Salty_Feed9404 13h ago

Excuse him while he bangs out a quick stroke.

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u/Stealthsonger 13h ago

Seriously. His mouth is even drooping on one side

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u/Particular_Button260 13h ago

That's pretty wild, definitely not the time or place for that kind of behavior.

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u/Rayly-jones 11h ago

He doesn’t care about anything

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u/jljonsn 10h ago

Magats: "HES BLINKING!!!"

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u/Easy_Contest_8105 10h ago

What happened to the girl with the shock device to wake him up?

2

u/AstridBirb 10h ago

I thought he said he was there at 7/11 with the firefighters?

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u/Major-Frame2193 9h ago

He’s conserving his energy so he can focus on renaming more shit later today! If he could he’d change the memorial to have his name on it💯

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u/PeterFilmPhoto 5h ago

He’s busy shitting in his diaper

4

u/saiyanmac 12h ago

Grandpa Donnie needs his shut eye
https://giphy.com/gifs/QxRc8rXFB7jmHqvcNq

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u/Compound_V_injected 11h ago

He can't keep his eyes fkin open at 9/11. He opens his eyes when he sees a 9 and 11.

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u/True_Investigator198 9h ago

I remember when Biden fell asleep.

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 4h ago

Biden stood yesterday with cancer, fat ass Donny sleeping away.

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u/Tacos_are_my_friend 46m ago

Rent freeeeee 😂

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u/Techman659 8h ago

He was more for the falling down off stage.

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u/SpacializedFig_4037 9h ago

You’d be the only one it seems

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u/True_Investigator198 8h ago

Nope, it was all over the news. You were probably in diapers stull.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 11h ago

He's resting his eyes /s

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u/blujinz 10h ago

What a waste

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u/Inevitable_Focus2581 7h ago

are you guys “great again”?

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u/pixiephilips 2h ago

They were never great to begin with. But I miss the days when the USA atleast PRETENDED they weren’t bigots lol

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 5h ago

Waste of space what an empty head

1

u/D0CTOR_Wh0m 5h ago

Useless parasite 

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u/Indigenous_Retard 4h ago

Dis foikin' losah

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u/Cardboard-Chef 4h ago

"But, but, but Mamdani and AOC were smiling at the 9/11 memorial, they were SMILING for God's sake!!"

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u/Rhewin 3h ago

It's not about him, of course he's bored

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u/noamm12 3h ago

Better than Mamdani laughing his ass off

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u/MaximumAd6557 2h ago

He’s having a poo.

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u/andrewbud420 13h ago

His ass is the tuba

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u/Initial_Row_6400 12h ago

Or his face straight.

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u/bawnchie 9h ago

I was on the plane 9/11 but due to a family emergency I had to depart. But I wasn't out of the woods yet I boarded a helicopter that lost two of its blades mid flight but we landed safely. But I wasn't out of the woods yet bc that's where we landed, and a pack of hungry wolves were trailing us, but to no avail. Bc we rolled in the snow which made our body heat drop and threw them off our scent. Finally we were rescued by an old Iittle person who worked in the diamond mines. Seven of them called for help using a blanket and firewood sending smoke signals across the smokey mountains.

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u/Ok-Jelly604 9h ago

When you don’t give an F, everything is pretty boring.  

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u/Emotional_Lab_7766 6h ago

More make believe trump memes

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u/koolaidismything 12h ago

I’m curious if the sun is in his face.. cause I’ve caught some shit for the same thing and it’s like well you said I can’t wear my sunglasses so here we are.

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u/Ok_Unit8339 11h ago

The sun doesn’t seem to be bothering Melania.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 5h ago

Yeah, those soft af shadows behind him really hint at the glaring sun eh

Also, this idiot looks directly into the sun all the time.

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u/KnotYourAverageRider 44m ago

What happened to that creepy girl that would press her stomach and then some vibrator would shock this orange idiot awake?