r/cringereels • u/IllCelebration4912 • 11h ago

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u/2SSLOWW 11h ago

Those floppy ass toes at the end hahaha

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u/Low-Enthusiasm4602 8h ago

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3h ago

This made me laugh and I don’t know why

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u/RavagerOcelot 1h ago

Boner killer. 🤢

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u/Equivalent_Bed7728 11h ago

I guess head is out of the question

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u/LegacyQuotient 11h ago

The heads come from gacha pulls. Thanks, NetEase!

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u/defk3000 11h ago

Comes with they're premium subscription.

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u/Captzone 11h ago

Their*

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u/defk3000 11h ago

*Deez Nuts, respectfully.

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u/Captzone 11h ago

Reddit, where being an idiot is praised 😂

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u/defk3000 11h ago

You think auto correct makes someone an idiot? I didn't think to proof read it because Reddit said there was an error posting. So, in fact my comment shouldn't even be there based on the error message received.

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 10h ago

AutoCorrect tried to get me to use the wrong form of their earlier today. I don’t even remember which there it was, and I’m not even bothering to choose which there AutoCorrect is using currently.
Hell, yeah brother. Deez nits

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u/Captzone 11h ago

Receive deez nuts

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u/BrungalSniff 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sqktFBeWqMXC

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u/Naive_Rube 11h ago

lol what the fuck is this from

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u/JaneDoeNoi 11h ago

Can't find the original video, but it's actually an optical illusion, during a training session.

I think that was back in the early 2000s.

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u/justherefortheshow06 11h ago

Someone is going to fuck that thing if they haven’t already. It all leads to this.

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u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 11h ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the point of this one. Did you see those floppy toes at the end? There’s no way this thing was made to stand up.

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u/GrotchCoblin 11h ago

That is it's exact purpose.

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u/bunglebee7 8h ago

Everything leads back to sex one way or another
https://giphy.com/gifs/hWGXSltZztZQjAEunn

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u/Typical_Samaritan 11h ago

Sex and war. The two great drivers of technology.

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 2h ago

The true mothers of invention.

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u/Aggressive_Cup8452 11h ago

Yup. A robot needs to know that position. 

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u/reallegendary63 9h ago

It’s essential

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 11h ago

The toes! Why?!

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u/RemarkableCard6475 11h ago

If you ever Google how they make tnose things... there's NOTHING supporting the feet a lot of times except maybe one flat bar that extends to half the foot. The feet aren't even proportional, it's a sad mess, lol

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u/Fun_Trick2172 11h ago

You know there are mother fuckers that would approve of a headless model.

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u/toasted_cracker 11h ago

We're almost there. We have the technology.

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u/imyourdruidess420 10h ago

"Almost there" to what? Sexbots? 😑

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u/HellerDamon 8h ago

We just need means of putting one in every home

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u/e4evie 11h ago

Post nut clarity after spending 5k on an oversized fleshlight is going to hit hard

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u/reallegendary63 9h ago

Still cheaper than a gf

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 11h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p9aeqci/video/8u9abk18i0ph1/player

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u/ParticularSherbert18 11h ago

That's hilarious! 😄

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u/RemarkableCard6475 11h ago

Is this the Turkish BBL implant test?

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u/reallegendary63 9h ago

Sauce, please…

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u/Novel_Silly 8h ago

God I want her

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u/SimpleBend782 7h ago

Oh good lord! 😳

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u/DismalTutor570 11h ago

Someone is gonna lose their dick to these things

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u/Uncertain__Path 11h ago

Not before their dignity

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u/NoCitron2394 11h ago

Don't do it

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u/crx420 11h ago

I can fix her

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u/Andre_The_Average 6h ago

Probably need a couple Allen wrenches and 10 mm sockets/wrenches. Proper lubrication like 0w20 too.

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u/gueroarias 11h ago

Double D's definitely a must...for science

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u/reallegendary63 9h ago

For the culture

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u/Lovetacoftequila 11h ago

At this point, zero faith in humanity.

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u/Worth_Friendship_267 11h ago

They're posing it in...poses...but there's no head?! WTAF man?! Also, it's a robot. What are we even doing here?

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u/B4DM4N12Z 11h ago

I think we're getting too curious.

These guys who made it are now probably contemplating if they should the cat.

😭💀

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u/BusyBit6542 11h ago

Who's gonna be the first to have his pp cut off due to a malfunction?

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u/SpevRooner 7h ago

I'm Bobbittus!

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 10h ago

We should make sure incels get a COMPLETELY FREE robot like this customized to their specifications. It will solve so many problems.

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u/Apostolic1223 6h ago

I think it might make it worse.

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u/UnsureAndUnqualified 6h ago

Incels think it's the sex they are missing and that sex robots might solve their problems, but it's plain to see that they are mostly missing a close emotional bond. These robots solve nothing for them

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u/Colonel-Ives 11h ago

So, she'll be doing housework?

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u/Adolescents86 11h ago

You know that's going to end up being a sex doll ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

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u/postysclerosis 11h ago

Can anyone translate? What are they saying. No idea what’s happening here..

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u/Strange_Difference1 9h ago

If ai kills us all we will know why

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 2h ago

Wait till they learn to eat chocolate and complain

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 1h ago

They could’ve made it to a great many things, but that is intentionally what they decided to make it do

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u/heavydrinker12 11h ago

The answer to over population

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u/bat-cillus 9h ago

More like the answer to aborting your daughters because you think they are worthless

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u/reallegendary63 9h ago

TMI

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u/bat-cillus 9h ago

What's tmi about this fact? It's the world we live in.

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u/reallegendary63 8h ago

Nope. Not all Chinese share that sentiment. Also, it’s not an Asian belief but human nature. Even the west feels that women are inferior, which is one reason why so many far right extreme ideologies exist

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u/bat-cillus 8h ago

  • i did not say that all of them share that opinion

  • how is this human nature? Please explain

  • i am aware that women are seen as inferior in the west as well, this doesn't make my statement less true though

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u/Pure-Ad-3026 11h ago

I see divorce rates skyrocketing in the next five years.😂

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u/thorosaurus 11h ago

I don’t know man this is making me want to run out and get married right away. It’s like scared straight for bachelors.

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u/Ok-Local138 10h ago

Once you go latex you’ll never go playtex

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u/HonkHonkMTHRFKR 11h ago

Everything always leads back to porn

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u/mrbradleyacooper 11h ago

Nothing about this gets me excited…

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u/20ontheDropBear 11h ago

Ick.

This is the beginning of a long journey into depravity for those who purchase these robots. One which I doubt will end before reaching human women.

I’d be shocked if there weren’t deviant fetish voice packs, and limb packs available within a year. if even that long. Torture, rape, murder, dismemberment packs. Anything Ai can be prompted with.

Not to mention the CSAM packs. Excuse me the “smaller limbs and features” packs. Vomit.

None of it will produce healthier men or positive outcomes for the women and girls around them. Or society at large.

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u/RemarkableCard6475 11h ago

Lots of ick is beyond expected. Makes me wonder about a radical psychologist who stated that it might be a benefit to have something like this for predators to make mental recoveries with rather than violate real people of all ages. I call serious BS on that.

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 10h ago

Yeah, it’s BS. How the hell do they expect predators to not objectify people when they have a literal object that mimics a person

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u/NiceNCozyCouch 11h ago

Oh shit, I didn’t think of this. You’re so right.

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u/Nemoitto 11h ago

I think it’s saying “harder” over and over

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u/WingInternational432 11h ago

Emperor Xi happy now. Great look for Chi'nuh and PLA. Conquer world with APTs, nukes and se# toys....

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u/Fa11T 11h ago

Scoliosis is hot.

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u/IMadeThisForOnePos 10h ago

The design is very human

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u/irishyankeebastard 10h ago

One female no head please

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 9h ago

So, no head?

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u/Bumbymoo 9h ago

A headless server.

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u/Atari-is-here 9h ago

For suuuure! My gf moves the same way!!

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u/litlfrog 9h ago

oh well, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway

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u/Penguinator53 8h ago

Not disturbing at all!!

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u/Penguinator53 8h ago

Anyone know what the men were saying or better not to know😵

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u/ConcentrateDull2294 7h ago

Bike rack? 🤔🙄

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u/I-live-in-room-101 7h ago edited 7h ago

“Hey Bill, you’ve been working late nights alone in the robotics lab a lot lately…”

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u/CaptainHindsight92 7h ago

Shiny skin, giant triple E tits, awkward posture, floppy rubber toes and no head. Yes it is almost uncanny.

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u/reelersteeler 6h ago

Are they that much cheaper without the head?

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 5h ago

“this is my… uh… pilates robot… instructor… 👀”

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u/alittleredportleft 4h ago

Oh that's definitely 'for science'

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 4h ago

….did… did he slap the robussy..?

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u/pierroism 3h ago

Is this genuinely not terrifying? Like holy shit dude.

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u/Informal_Visitor 2h ago

If this was available before I had kids, I wonder what my life would look like by now.

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 2h ago

"That's an amazing robot. What does it do?"

"What doesn't it do is more like it"

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u/atp2k 2h ago

Am hard

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u/CostcoFosco 2h ago

va-china sadness

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u/No-Car6897 1h ago

Can you get this on Amazon? 🤔😁

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 26m ago

AI will not only get rid of jobs it’s looking like it will also get rid of human females.

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u/theflapperclapper 11h ago

bros, we're almost there.

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u/Microwaved_M1LK 11h ago

Yeah, this is just like the real thing

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u/SamhainXCII 11h ago

I have seen many videos that start exactly like this

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 11h ago

They’re going to patent them Freaky Nikki

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u/SuspiciousCrew4163 11h ago

all this is going to do is prove women don't care about your money, and you're still unfuckable.

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u/NecessaryFun7849 10h ago

Peak nerd behavior

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u/Sam_the_beagle1 11h ago

If she talks, I won't buy it.

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u/wizard_of-wor 11h ago

Women has been fucking plastic and rubber for years, now it's our turn 🤣

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u/ajmedina2 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

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u/DarkWhisper888 11h ago

Ew

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u/ajmedina2 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5ts17yNB2tCdINe2Fi

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u/DarkWhisper888 8h ago

The fact that you like a headless, rubber, inhuman object that you can abuse tells me all I need to know about you. Men are not lonely enough.

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u/Ok_Feedback2407 11h ago

It needs a head, for y'know, head. lol.

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u/Suspicious_synth 11h ago

Where did they find my ex-wife?

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u/Hungry_CGman 11h ago

Cyborg sex robots being amazing may be the only way we avoid WW3 and destroying ourselves. I say this knowing that half my guy friend's basically hate life because they can't get the women they want.

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u/No_Drama2424 9h ago

Yeah why did it make me a little horned up but also creeped out?

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u/bawnchie 9h ago

She definitely gave head

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u/FrameBreather 9h ago

No head, no buy

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u/NoMode8171 9h ago

@R. Im doing ai research lol

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u/BluePi11 8h ago

And off to the comments I go 🤣😂

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 8h ago

So this is how depopulation begins with a floppy sex robot 🤣

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u/lowkeydumass 6h ago

How do you order one without getting judgey eyes from people? Also how do you explain to your family? Asking for a friend btw.

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u/Due-Turn3788 4h ago

Where in the Temu can I buy one of these. . . For a friend. . . For research purposes. . .

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 4h ago

Go on get your head in there

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u/Sure_Preparation_133 11h ago

A woman immediatly responding to commands without question might be the most unrealistic thing ive ever seen

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u/reallegendary63 9h ago

Not cringe